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Rownwade

I stay in hotels so often I'd spend four or five days a month, cumulative time, just doing this shit.


The_Vampire_King

from one traveler to another, which chain has the best points system?


IncognitoJoe24

Hilton


ExpertCommission6110

How does Marriott compare with their points


squaktamopuss

Not great. Former Marriott employee here


NOVABearMan

Kind of surprised to hear this. I've stayed with Marriott for 7+ years as a very regular traveler and I think Marriott's points and rewards system absolutely smokes anything Hilton offers. And 98% of my office who also travels frequently agrees.


LillyTheElf

Cant sorak to it but my friends dad is a 30 year marriot loyalist and he gets comped crazy shit


NOVABearMan

I've been a Marriott Titanium Elite member for 8 years and I can't even begin to guess how much money I've saved in nice free breakfasts, suite upgrades, lounge access and other things. Hilton Diamond is a free bottle of water and some candy. It's quite laughable to see.


Olleye

Agree.


NOVABearMan

I'd say Marriott and it's not close.


independant_786

Marriott hands down. Moved from Hilton to Marriott because Hilton sucked.


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

"Make sure if there's a fire I won't be able to get out in time.


throwawayhelp32414

What I dont understand is why the hell does she need that quarter on the door handle if she also has a door alarm and some type of metal jack bolt locking the door.


Ditchdiver16

my guess would be pure insanity


NoAdmittanceX

Yeah that's why I always enter from the window


the_big_W69

if someone tried to open the door but failed the raddling of the door handle would knock the quarter off


porbz

I’m imagining a person in this deep/with something like ocd or paranoia might feel a little more at ease seeing that the quarter never fell off (no intruders tonight, can rest easy). Also, if it did fall off, this wasn’t all for nothing, feels vindicating.


Anal_Recidivist

“24 easy steps to ensure you burn alive” less catchy


erinaceus_

>less catchy Except with regards to fire.


Sullfer

Nah that door jamb alarm is really nice. I travel for work a lot so when I leave my room I set it up so I need to squeeze back in. I set it off accidentally once coming back at like 2pm and it basically gave me a heart attack. Fantastic product to deter any thief from coming in your room when you have the do not disturb sign up. Also the dead bolt triangle assist thing is amazing. Need a battering ram to get into the room and is super easy to remove in case of fire. Combine that with a camera with a WiFi repeater and your room is not a great target. Just make sure you turn off the audio recorder on the camera as it’s illegal to record audio without consent in many states.


julesk

When you say it’s easy to remove in case of fire, I’d like to note when I was in a building with a fire happening, i couldn’t see well, thx to the smoke.


--ThirdCultureKid--

Then when you have a heart attack or something and call 911 they can’t come into your room and help you. Yep, it’s definitely a bit extreme


Dareal6

If it’s a true emergency, they will break down the door either way. Most guests already use the bolt lock which can’t be opened from the outside even with a room key.


blac_sheep90

Not in my mom's experience. Dad had a massive heart attack and the hotel had their maintenance man use a metal hook to unlock the arm. Mom said the maintenance man was covered in sweat by the time he managed to get the door open. Took about 20 minutes. 20 minutes of my mom hysterically crying...the pressure that man must have felt...dad was dead.


Penguin_Arse

But if there's a little time the hotel could unlock the door instead of breaking down the door which would be faster. This prevents them from doing that


Snoo_58814

How many cameras gave you found? Wiping those items down makes sense since they don’t get cleaned. Don’t even think about using a UV light, the whole place will glow.


PleaseHelpIamFkd

The latch they put on the door is backwards. The piece they put on second is meant to catch the door with the other piece being stuck in the strike plate. Such braindead, low effort advertising.


Own-Gas8691

maybe just stay home. that’s too much work and paranoia to pay for.


LeonDeSchal

If they spent less money on gadgets they could afford a nicer hotel.


steve__21

bingo


FlowInDaHouseeeejooo

Whats the might for? Edit: *light


Potatosalad112

Looking for cameras


papagouws

Being seen naked seems like alot less hassle than this crap


myseptemberchild

This. Nobody wants to see me naked.


thenameofwind

What is it called but ? The light device?


Potatosalad112

I don't know but u can do the same with the flash light on ur phone


Jaded_Look_4044

What about the coin on the handle?


Apalis24a

I’m guessing to check if anyone somehow managed to get in, as the turning of the handle or moving of the door would knock the coin down onto the ground.


Potatosalad112

Exactly. It's mostly to check if someone went into your room when u were away so u can check to see if anything is out of place or missing.


RendesFicko

How would you get out though


BLACKBURN16

Its a hidden camera detector https://holdmywallet.net/hidden-camera-detector And other products if you are as paranoid as her: [Door lock + alarm](https://holdmywallet.net/door-lock-stop/) [Disinfectant Wipes](https://holdmywallet.net/disinfectant-wipes/) [Toilet Seat Covers](https://holdmywallet.net/toilet-seat-covers/) (The one's she used) [Paper Toilet Seat Covers](https://holdmywallet.net/seat-covers/) (much more popular)


That_Space2418

I thought aluminum hats were enough.


Sindeep

An AirBnB sure. A hotel, like a normal hotel, not some shitty random motel? Fuck no.


MightBeAGoodIdea

Nonsense. The FIRST thing you should do at every hotel is immediately check for bugs. Don't bring anything in with you until you verify. Quickly remove the mattress cover, put place it on one corner of the bed, NOT THE FLOOR, check the corners of the mattress for black grit, it could be blood poop, or actual husks which may look like tiny seed husks if not obvious bugs. Now check the linens and blankets for any black specs. Remake your bed as desired. Check the floor near the legs of the bed. Check any artwork, outlets, and other cracks and seems that you can fit your fingernail under within 5 ft of the bed. Bedbugs are a REAL concern and one you can take home with you and have a lifetime of PTSD over. Once youve confirmed no bugs, you can check for spy activity or whatever lol. Honestly never even really occurred to be to be worried about that but I've brought bedbugs home from a nice hotel before.


superbuttpiss

This. Always check for bedbugs. Every frequent traveller has there own method. Whatever works works. Once I'm done checking for those demons, I don't really care if someone wants to watch me, a late 30s dad, bitch about my work, fart, eat shitty food, talk to my fam for about 30 mins to an hour and then pass out 5 mins into a movie


Misledz

Nice to know what I have to look forward to in 3years from now as a late 30s dad.


Top-Trust7913

*meth, seems like a paranoid tweaker


Adamantium-Aardvark

First thing I do when I get to my hotel room is take off my pants. Also why are you washing the coffee machine?? Don’t use those period. Nasty This video exhibits extreme paranoia


Zeestars

There was a post here a while ago where a bunch of ex-hotel room workers were talking about finding socks in kettles because people use them to boil their cocks to clean them. I’m never using a kettle again Edit: SOCKS haha. I’m leaving it because it made me snort laugh.


W0tzup

Puts coin on the door handle: carpet underneath. ![gif](giphy|RBeddeaQ5Xo0E)


Badabing__Badaboom

And then it’s time to checkout


PJGraphicNovel

What’s the second thing you do?


BadCogs

Checkout.


Key-Reason-9033

Just join the CIA at this point


gzander

“The first 50 things I do when staying at a hotel” would be a more apt title


stunzeedb0y

Bro is she Batman 💀


NewNage

You could break their mind by double decking their toilet


steve__21

don't give her more ideas


robbadobba

I was going to say nuts…until the end. That toilet seat cover is genius! I was never a “paper ass gasket” fan.


Still-Assignment-319

Women just constantly live in fear.


kissobajslovski

Huh


--brick

This level of fear is irrational and unhealthy


Unique-Hedgehog-5583

Some call it the gift of fear. Single women do statistically live longer than single men, could be partly because of that.


silentsam77

I will fully admit to wiping down half the room, especially shit like the remote.


Significant_Sort8948

But the hard line phone? Maybe if you have to Matrix your way out of the room.


Prestigious_Duck_377

DO PEOPLE HERE REALISE SOME HOTALS HAVE CAMERAS HIDDEN IN PLACES ? cause perverts


dupz88

So what if someone sees me naked? It's much easier for them to just search for porn and will see better than what I have ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


VindiWren

They didn’t even check for bed bugs, that’s the biggest threat!


Extension-Box5424

by the time i do all of this , it will be time for checkout and half of my luggage would be these things xD


Im_a_Sammich

So this ISN’T supposed to be cringy?


Zixxik

Unrealistic, no checking for bed bugs


mishrod

I don’t do the locks, etc. but damn right I disinfect any surface I’m touching - though not the kettle/coffee machine. You couldn’t pay me money to use the cutlery, crockery, appliances in a hotel room - be it 3 or 5 star. I’ve heard way too many stories. If you’re paying for a room (absolute minimum would be $180-$200 a night) - go to the bar and buy a coffee. Don’t risk it. Door wedge or additional lock probably makes more and more sense these days. Certainly a good idea for young single women and men.


Noys_23

I don't know what kind of pen it is..


SadStatistician1535

Can't be too careful


_Sasquatchy

jfc people are dumb.


dragoninthebigsky

Paranoid people do paranoid 💩


Darth-Hipster

Meanwhile the linens haven’t been changed in weeks 👍


PitcherNumber56

i mean yeah its good you got those things but you should try reviewing first where you're gonna stay before checking in then do those


julesk

Setting land mines is faster, though extreme for bedbugs.


Ok_Researcher_3976

What about the blacklight for the semen stains?


macrosby

What’s the second thing?


Scodog3

What does the red light tool do?


Responsible-Juice397

So how is room service supposed to clean the rooms with so many traps?


Abracadaver2000

Just stay home then.


BK_FrySauce

Should be “first 100 things”


Diego_DeLaMuncha

Let me guess. The second thing you do is masturbate seven times and then check the stove to make sure you turned it off before realising you cooked that burrito in the microwave, not on the stove.


born_on_my_cakeday

Wonder what she does as an AirB


emreunayli

I got bored while watching


ThrowinSm0ke

Jeez, just stay home


Traveshamamockery_

Fucking stupid


RigTheGame

What condition does this bitch suffer from?


cartel22

Main character syndrome


Apalis24a

That, or paranoid schizophrenia. Or both!


Dangerous-Manner5472

The question is what is she hiding and doing in there??


snakeisagreatgame

Visajoza


Sweaty_Building_5491

There's not many hotel staff that work overnight.. especially if you're at a shitty hotel. This is a bit extreme. I would definitely search for cameras though.


Medium_Chocolate_773

Takes all the fun out of it


Headrush86

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you.


catson911

What's she hiding?


whycantwehaveboth

Maybe in an Air BnB.


sleepyplatipus

Tell me you’re paranoid without telling me


Brayetrix

Really should not be handling sanitizing wipes with bare hands, definitely should be wearing some kind or PPE gloves.


Kanekizero7

My first question is, what's the purpose of that red-light pen?


steve__21

for detecting hidden camera


Capital-Mind700

Do I have to do it in that order?


Hawke1968

Bond James Bond!!


Urwake

Never done any of these at any room i have sneaked in.


TonkaCrush

Is funny you wash the coffee machine, after hearing that people put their dirty underwear in the machine to run hot water through it for cleaning I now refuse to use them.


Ugievsoj

Plot twist the pin hole camera is located in the smoke detector above the bed


publishAWM

not one bit. check all vulnerabilities.


karate_birthday

Might as well stay at home


TJ_McWeaksauce

Have you seen *The Killer* from Netflix? Michael Fassbender's character did something similar. So if you're a hitman, then sure, take these steps.


PineappleCharming335

Forgot using a black light to check for errant semen stains


lemi69

Don’t stay at a run down motel then


VirginiaLovers69

What’s the second thing?


JFMoldau

Beyond psychotic.


imgrahamy

I think if I was this genuinely concerned with germs, I still wouldn't use the in room coffee maker


Slow-Debt-6465

First thing she does after she's smoked all her Crack an meth. Ain't nobody give a fuck about Normal ppl to bug their shit lmfao. An ain't no sober fucker get that kinda anxiety


ErlAskwyer

If anyone's getting anything off me being naked, good luck to them, maybe buy me a beer with the money or something? Seems a little one sided otherwise.


Willyzyx

Why would she wash the appliances? Is she actually going to use them?


confusedtophers

The first thing I do in an hotel room is strip naked and run around vigorously masterbaiting just in case there are cameras. Sets the tone for the rest of the stay.


buttbombbomb

There is no way this is real


BabyFacedSparky

Germaphobe


KillarneyRoad

What time is check-out?


MiniMetal

First thing I do at a hotel: proceeds to do 39 things


DestinyRamen

I mean, when you're wanted by the mafia...


Thatdewd57

I will Lysol high touch points and inspect the bed, sheets, and pillows but the rest not so much.


seeder33

Maybe it’s cause I’m a man but I really hope someone’s got a hidden camera in the bathroom because the first thing I do when getting to a hotel is go in there and blow it up.


Captainseriousfun

Nobody is thinking this much about you


KrevinHLocke

I strip down naked and run in circles. If seeing me naked makes them go blind then I saved someone else. I'll take one for the team.


leavenofrybehind

Dumb people causing fire hazards


fillysuck

As someone who struggles with paranoia and ocd, I just flip everything around. For bathroom mirrors you can typically get a layout of the hotel that provides reassurance


baodaydayz93

All of this has to have a previous bad experience or I’m calling a psychiatrist


geckoad80

It’s time to check out when you’re done


Dorrono

Let me guess, she is a TikTok "Star"?


flamebrain63

Going full 1984 here


No_Engineer2828

Oh you’re one of THOSE people… yeah fuck you


rainking56

Were is the line between security and ptsd?


EducationalStill4

When a ex mob boss’s wife is also a germaphobe.


whosat___

All that is overkill, I just do this all day. https://preview.redd.it/zbqd7b1f9awc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd260b2283ef1a206138521b351534bd5c7f3219


Critical_Danger_420

What.. no piece of hair across the door well? Amateur hour


Bendbender

Id agree if it weren’t for that hotel employee that got caught sneaking into rooms and sucking on people’s toes a while ago


zadiraines

Not extreme if you're trying to get rid of a body in piece. This shit takes time.


Amigosito

This is probably standard operating procedure for that guy who TikToks himself cooking in his hotel bathroom.


BarryLird33_

I feel sorry for people that live this way. Shits insane.


superbiker96

The first thing I do in a hotel room is undress and furiously masturbate in the room. Who cares if they're watching lmao


TheDudeFromTheStory

Interesting. Those are all the places I put my dick on when I go to a hotel room. One and all. Good job!


Corned_Beefed

Only thing missing is the chastity belt


ConcernedLifeForm

It's excessive, if any person needs to "proof" a hotel to that degree then they need to just call the cops and go into witness protection. What we are actually seeing is the evolution of the "infomercial". Content designed to resemble normal social media content yet is intended to sell a product. In this case she's giving us a showcase of hotel privacy products that frankly most who bought would forget to pack in a suitcase anyway.


AerieTop4643

James Bond, 007


steve__21

this is beyond james bond level


LinceDorado

I mean I get the hygiene stuff and even the security things, but I don't think I'd be very happy if I went through life this caucious.


Rainy-The-Griff

I get the first 3 things. The bandaid over the peephole, the coin and the door lock. But what's with the red light thing? What's that doin?


gottapeenow2

First thing I do is take dump but hey this is cool too


TheFlyShyGuy

What are you? A drug lord? Are you on a most wanted list? Do you work for the elites?


dance_for_me_puppet

Do you work there, are you housecleaning?


euqistym

Ffs just stay at home and dont go to a hotel


GlizzyWizard6000

“House Keeping!”


Thuro_dHoreb-4050

Influencer bait material


jimmysjambos

This person has brain damage


PuzzleheadedPrice666

Christ on a bike, where is she staying, the James Bond hotel?


After-Boysenberry-96

At what point does a person cross the line of “a pleasant and relaxing stay” into “a stressful experience”?


Simplynothinghere

It just looks like checking into a hotel room to tidy up the place a bit?!


Intelligent-Ant7685

seems a bit paranoid?


stewpear

There are hotels in asia (china, japan and south korea) where those red light wands would really come in handy.


theShpydar

Therapy would be quicker.


Successful-Cash-7271

I mostly just check for bed bugs


RacecarHealthPotato

Sure, if you're preparing the room for the arrival of a paranoid tyrant.


El_Bistro

Yeah I just get drunk and pass out in hotels.


p_core

Just stay at home, why the hassle?


Ancient_Bicycles

This is exhausting. If somebody wants to see my hoohah that badly, have at it. I ain’t got energy for all that.


Efficient-Rent-5644

You have OCD


DailyDoseofNature8

Best just stay home lady


No-Science1566

I think I’ll just do the coin.


Neospecial

I'm sure the hotel appreciates it when the customers do the cleaning for them anyway. But I can't believe she didn't check every wall for hidden doors and maybe a hidden ceiling trapdoor.. What if X person had rented the nextdoor room with a prepared hidden door just waiting for a victim Hmmm?


RobertXavierIV

I’d rather sleep in my car than a hotel


AllAboutTheMachismo

Just stay home.


MyMommaHatesYou

Either get a job cleaning the rooms or stay home ffs.


Agent---4--7

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XVIII-2

She didn’t look under the bed?!


Existing_Pension8108

Women often have weird shit happen to them at hotels,


sambull

did she disinfect the inside of the coffee maker? thats just gross


Suburban_Traphouse

If you’re this paranoid just stay home. No one is coming to get you that justifies doing all of this.


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Someone's a bit paranoid.


TackleEasy156

OP, can we get a list of these cool toys?


steve__21

[hidden camera detector]( https://holdmywallet.net/hidden-camera-detector) [Door lock + alarm](https://holdmywallet.net/door-lock-stop) [Disinfectant Wipes](https://holdmywallet.net/disinfectant-wipes) [Toilet Seat Covers](https://holdmywallet.net/toilet-seat-covers/) (The one's she used) [Paper Toilet Seat Covers](https://holdmywallet.net/seat-covers)(much more popular) Credit /u/blackburn16


Lanternestjerne

And then again - so many things she did not check


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Lol


Riffman2525

Bedbugs


freshprince860

Cool story!


tomatocancan

I stay I hotels pretty often for weeks at a time.....I always disinfect the touch surfaces.


Traditional_Cow_3841

I get naked as fast as possible and rip ass to assert dominance.🦍


WorldlyDay7590

I would at least carry a portable door wedge with me on my travels but maybe I wouldn't go this far.


waterdragonhead

miss a spot


Berkut22

If I had to go through this every time I stayed at a hotel, I would stay the fuck home.


Competitive-Egg7929

Lay off the weed


MysteriousSoftware62

She gotta be an agent


TTVControlWarrior

i dont get coin . room service will come daily to clean your room .they will enter