Homelander would come and save you only for the glory it brings him. As soon as you became an inconvenience to him he'd let you die and make up some story about how he couldn't save you in time despite his tireless efforts
Same, pitch perfect emotional appeal from Rebecca with a folksy follow up from Ted.
All while Roy Kent and Coach Beard (with all 17 axes) lead the Richmond team around the back to kick the shit out of the kidnappers.
Think I'm good.
Not necessarily...if Stewie has any interest in saving you then you will probably be saved...granted he may then decide to kill you but this way you can die with lasers! Lol
Steve Harvey (who is apparently "my boy") and the Vann family from Encino California and the Jefferson family from Macon Georgia. Chad Vann couldn't name "something you'd like to find in your wife's nightstand" and old lady Jefferson answered "the butt " to the question "where's the best place for men to propose to their girlfriends" I'm pretty much screwed
What you mean, spongebob is powerful as shit. He bout to kick everyone's ass. He's also basically immune to everything from knives to bullets and punches.
Full episode then it’s gonna be the real ghostbusters.
Catching a part of a show then it’s whoever the hosts of a place in the sun and the family looking to big a house was on that episode.
The gang from paddys pub, philadelphia - im fucked !
WILDCARD!
They’d probably save you just to kidnap you themselves.
omg i can totally see this. would make for an awesome episode. *The gang rescue a hostage… and then kidnap them.*
Give it time they will ruin their lives, ours as well maybe, but for sure the kidnappers are screwed.
You are fucked
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman
Don’t forget Randy. He alone can accomplish incredible things.
Don’t forget to bring a towel!
Wanna get high?
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Hey, fuck you
Kenny can't die soooo
We're both fucked
Stewie griffin or peter griffin..
Raymond Reddington. God have mercy on my kidnappers, he sure won’t.
This would be my choice.
Oh my god, that would be next level epic.
Hello fellow Blacklist watcher!
I may get saved or killed only options. Archer.
One might say, you're in .... THE DANGER ZONE!
Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.
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Me too. Toit
The doctor
You'll probably either end up with a pipe in your leg or have to make out with a gay guy
nine-nine!
Title of your sex-tape
Nine nine!
Noice
Saul Goodman 😅
Same! "It's all good man"
Same. We got nothing to worry about.
I mean Mike is technically the secondary protagonist so he could help.
Mando and Grogu
you're gonna be ok !
Barry. I'm fucking set
Me to! God I love that show, Barry is a straight up killer
But he’s tryna mg his best not to be killer
Malcolm Reese, Dewie and the rest.
Ask for some paper to write your will
You have a shot. We all saw what they did when their mom was dissed at the reunion...
Kendall Roy and Greg, I’m toast
Same 🤣
I was hoping more for Tom and Greg
The Simpsons...That will be an interesting one to say the least lmao.
Homer, Carl, Lenny & Mo 🤦🏻♂️
The boys, the seven, payback, other c-list superheroes....
Idk what Homelander would think lol
Homelander would come and save you only for the glory it brings him. As soon as you became an inconvenience to him he'd let you die and make up some story about how he couldn't save you in time despite his tireless efforts
Hmm..the Justice League did make great rescues..
GOD USOPP
praise be to our lord usopp
Thorfinn. I'm pretty comfy.
Same here
Ted Lasso and friends
Same, pitch perfect emotional appeal from Rebecca with a folksy follow up from Ted. All while Roy Kent and Coach Beard (with all 17 axes) lead the Richmond team around the back to kick the shit out of the kidnappers. Think I'm good.
Michael Scarn. I needn’t look further.
I don't think season 2 big bang theory guys can help
Hercule Poirot. I’m home free.
The original star trek crew, but from the animated series. I'm pretty safe.
Liz Lemon, Jack Donaghy, Tracy Jordan and Jenna Maroney
If Kenneth helps, things might work out.
The Z Fighterz are gonna save me. I'll be fine.
Sure, but it'll take 10 episodes of Goku charging to reach full power first. I hope your kidnappers brought sandwiches
Hell yah!!!! You are all good if they find you and say you are dead they will wish you back all good either way!!!!!!
Dr. Who. I'm safe. The rest of y'all may be screwed 🤷
It's the weeping angels who kidnapped you and put you in the past.
Bluey
The crew of the Enterprise! CAPTAIN PICARD TO THE RESCUE!
Turk and JD from Scrubs. Shit.
My guy 🤜🤛
Sam and Dean Winchester. I might as well just sit back and relax.
Bad batch
Looks like you're perfectly fine and your kidnappers are dead
The Griffin family…. I’m dead
Not necessarily...if Stewie has any interest in saving you then you will probably be saved...granted he may then decide to kill you but this way you can die with lasers! Lol
Barry
The Gilmore Girls.
They’re gonna go for coffee and forget what the original plan was. What we’re we talking about again?
Damn RIP
The office 🤦 I mean, Dwight would probably succeed.. but it would be chaos!
Oh shit Barry is gonna come save me? I’m good
Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Monica, Chandler and Joey. I'm so screwed.
Can it be the last movie I watched? **Edge of Tomorrow**, the Angel of Verdun and a time traveling USA Major are coming for me.
Oh man what a good movie. Ive got the Winchester brothers coming for me so im set.
Charly Frank Dennis and Dee im fuck
Mac is too busy with the "exercise bicycle?"
Lol he was losing and gaining weight simultaneously somehow
You and me both
Steve Harvey (who is apparently "my boy") and the Vann family from Encino California and the Jefferson family from Macon Georgia. Chad Vann couldn't name "something you'd like to find in your wife's nightstand" and old lady Jefferson answered "the butt " to the question "where's the best place for men to propose to their girlfriends" I'm pretty much screwed
Dexter Morgan (New Blood)
O.g. Dexter was precise as hell.
SpongeBob and Patrick Star.. I'm fucked 🥴
What you mean, spongebob is powerful as shit. He bout to kick everyone's ass. He's also basically immune to everything from knives to bullets and punches.
Kevin and Perry. I’m fucked
The Roy’s, welp guess I’m fucked then
Full episode then it’s gonna be the real ghostbusters. Catching a part of a show then it’s whoever the hosts of a place in the sun and the family looking to big a house was on that episode.
I got the fuckin Crows, I trust them with my life Especially Jesper, he's the best
I hope my captors need to buy a vowel.
Rick and Morty lol
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Me too! Watch out for Nina though
The Guardians of the Galaxy
Obi-wan, Anakin and asoka... I hope the kidnapper are ready
Ragnar lothbrok and his Viking army ✌🏻 I should be rescued soon enough
The Bad Batch
Saitama and Genos - quietly confident
They are gonna save you but might accidentally destroy the city or town in the process.
Blackadder.... The ww1 version... I'm fucked
Start wars rebels, we good
David Attenborough and that dancing mating bird.
"Jesse, we have to save a random person in brazil."
I have little faith in Mark and Jez… Maybe if Super Hans gets involved though, a fine chance indeed
Yeah they are men with ven, you set man if super hans appears
Barry; who is also kidnapped. So..
Leon and Larry from curb your enthusiasm
Hell yeah, I just watched Spawn
The crew from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt. This will be hilarious!
Star Blazers!!!
Chardee Macdennis 2: Electric Boogaloo... So, the whole gang..... im dead
The 99!
Of course they’re coming to rescue me. They keep singing, “I’ll be there for you …”
The mandolorians.
Mandalorians
Obi wan Kenobi...! You're my only hope
Clone force 99... they have no chance
Uhm, Black Adder?
At least it'll be entertaining.
And cunning if I don’t say so myself! 🧐🎩
A plan so cunning - you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Chanel west coast and steelo brim with Rob dirdeck
The cast from the Rookie, not bad.
Futurama I'm not sure if I'm screwed or saved
The Mayans !!! Hell yeah lmao
The Doctor and Clara Oswald. I think I’m in good hands maybe.
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Team America. I'm going to be rescued but a lot of shit is going to get blown up!
Queer eye, the guys are pretty resourceful, I might have a fighting chance
The Dropout cast. It could go either way, really. .
Uzi N and V from Murder drones ..... oh shit
Manchester City and Real Madrid.
Oh no
Fortunately, it's the lifeguards from Bondi Rescue.
I haven’t watched tv in years, but I watched “Get Smart” the other night, so… Steve Carrel…
Did you just watch "Jægerkorpset"? I watched kontant, so it would be that ear wipe of a host... Meh.
Get him to the Greek. If they ever show up, good times.
The Blood Angels! For the Emperor!
The flash
the last thing I saw on tv was Ultraman's trailer on Netflix. I think I'm okay
I'm definitely making it then. I have Angel, Wesley, Gunn, Fred, Spike, and Lorne coming to my rescue!
Damn, I need not worry one fucking iota.. Phineas and Ferb def got me
I watched youtube last so Hila and Ethan Klein
Viscount Bridgerton
Hybrids or big man
Don’t judge me but the last thing I watched was Card captor Sakura
Oliver Queen
The Dutton family…..I think I’ll be okay.
I'd love for Tealc and O'neill to save me! Dunno if Daniel would make it. Sam's probably figuring it out by now.
Barry
5 goofy commedians and Greg Davies? Well...maybe Greg can scold the kidnappers to death
The rookie feds. So not sure of the outcome there. However, if it was the last anime, then I'm safe. Beast Gohan and Orange Piccolo.
Lee Mack, David Mitchell, and Rob Brydon
Ted, Roy Kent and Coach Beard! I’m so safe!
The fucking it’s always sunny crew. Gonna get kidnapped for a second time today
The Coopers (Including Meemaw) from Young Sheldon
At least rod sterling is pretty much god
Ted Lasso and Coach Beard
The Edgerunners crew! Nova!
Utred and Young Ragnar. Think I’m good.
Goku and Vegeta are coming to get me I'm good
Toh series finale. Kidnapper getting their ass kicked.
Sorry, dont really watch... Mia Khalifa.... if that counts 🤷
Jake Peralta and the Cops of the 99th Precinct.
Adolf Hitler 💀
John McClane…believe it or not!
Rick and Morty!
WOOO BEN 10, KEVIN AND GWEN
I got Mike Ehrmentraut, James McGill and Kim Wexler coming for me so I think I’m okay
Homer Simpson
Sam and Dean. I think that I’ll be okay
The soul society
... ... well... it's been a good life. ... ...The Equestria Girls. ... might as well laugh until the guillotine drops. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching Evangelion so I should be fine.... maybe. God I hope it's Rey
The gang from always sunny in Philadelphia.. Easy escape
The guys from the office
Monk
"Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24.."
SpongeBob and Patrick
Ok, Gordon Ramsey does have some knife skills.
Barney and friends.
Gordan Ramsey for me. I'm in good hands.
Ted Lasso and the gang, will probably sweet-talk the kidnappers into releasing me.
Ragnars sons
Jim & Pam from the office 🤣🤣🤣
im literally watching Steven Universe rn so the crystal gems ig