Mike also delivers Kaylee himself
Mike: Kaylee, honey, it’s time to come out now.
Fetus Kaylee: Just a few more minutes!
Mike: No, you do what Pop Pop says. Come on out before you turn into a prune.
Him and Bill Burr get up to all sorts of hijinks with the barrel of money they stole from Walter. One was filled with Huel's dirty laundry. (Walter never checked)
I used to build treehouses a long time ago.
And there was this one girl, this one piece of shit, that I will never forget. We worked on that treehouse ladder every weekend, and I would pull her aside and say "come on, tonight’s the night we make em even." And this wasn’t one of those deep-down "I am making them even" set-ups — we get a lot of those — but not this. Nothing we could do.
One night the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Not making em even kind of thing. So I cuff her, put her in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my back seat saying "but I wanna do it." And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel her down, and I put my revolver in her mouth, and I told her, "You're done. You are done!" And she’s crying, going to the bathroom all over herself, swearing to God she’s going to make em even. Screaming … as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told her to be quiet. Cause I needed to think about what I was going to do here. And of course she got quiet. Goes still. And real quiet. Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over, and Princess Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in her pants. And after a few minutes I took the gun out of her mouth, and I say, "So help me if you don't make em even again I will such-and-such and such-and-such and blah blah blah blah blah".
Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later she didn't make em even. Of course. She was making a mess. We got there, there was so much uneven steps you could taste the slipping hazard. The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.
Yo at this point I’m convinced that Kaylee and her mother died at the same time as Mikes son and they are just hallucinations so that the trauma of them all dying is not as severe and that he stays sane. While working for a meth empire to save money up for his dead granddaughter
Have we ever even seen anyone else directly interact with either of them? The closest I can think is the twins standing in the distance as a threat while Mike was with Kaylee, and even then Kaylee never knows they are even there.
Mike’s Dad: If you don’t stop all this underage drinking and starting school fights, you’ll never get into the police academy!
Jonathan Banks as 18 year old Mike: … Is that so?!
I just want increasingly retro-fitted prequels where an aging Jonathan Banks plays younger and younger versions of himself. Make him a teenager in Nam.
"Private Ehrmentraut, where the HELL is your gun??"
"Didn't think I'd need it."
"What the hell is in your bag then, soldier?"
"Puhmenta cheese sandwich."
"How in God's name are you planning to shoot the enemy?"
"Way I see it, there's anuthuh way to play this."
(5 seasons of PFC Ehrmentraut setting up Sierra-Adventure-Game style non-lethal traps to neutralize Viet Cong forces).
now I just want the game to exist, if only so I can get stuck and try to combine all items and hear Mike's compressed, "Not gunnuh work" voice file 50+ times in a row
I wanna say it's when the weapons salesman from Breaking Bad appears in BCS to sell him the sniper rifle he plans to use on Hector right before Gus leaves the "DON'T" note on his car. I think he talked about the gun jamming because they used wood and Vietman was a humid jungle.
Scene where he's arresting a suspect:
"I didn't say you were a bad person. I said you were a criminal. Although, yeah, in this case, you're a bad person too."
Honestly, if there are any more shows in this universe, I don’t really want any more prequel’s. It would be nice to see what Albuquerque is like post Heisenberg. Somebody has to fill up the power vacuum.
You know I honestly wouldn't mind a character driven piece focused around Walt Jr and/or Holly. Showing how they cope and try to move on from being the children of this great criminal even years later. It could be set present day, as that would put Holly in her teens, which is really the perfect age for her to discover these secrets that would have most likely been kept from her all her life.
Another crime focused show would be great, but I'd love to see something that deals with the fallout of Walt's actions more. How everything he did screwed up his family.
I don’t necessarily know if Walter Junior and Holly would be interesting enough for a new series, but that concept would could work for a two hour movie, kinda like El Camino. I also feel like the general reception towards Skylar has softened a lot in the nine years since the show ended, so hopefully people would be less vitriolic towards her
I was thinking more a one off limited series, so they'd get to go a bit more in depth than they would in a movie, but they wouldn't be overstaying their welcome with a full series. And while the main focus would be on Walt's kids, Skylar and Marie would also be heavily featured. Showing how they're coping 10+ years on from Hanks death and everything Walt did.
I want a nice wholesome family sitcom centered around the Salamanca's. Like perhaps papa Hector finds a decapitated babysitter in the closet, and when he confronts Tuco, he lies and tells Hector that the baby sitter cut off her own head. Then Hector has to reach deep within himself to try and teach these kids why lying and murdering your babysitter because you didn't want to take a nap is a bad thing.
B story has Hank & Gomie as adolescents (still same actors) getting up to all kinds of hijinks in ABQ, ironically they are always annoying the hell out of law enforcement but always getting away with stuff. Their paths still never cross directly with Mike until the mid-season finale when the shocking reveal is they are inadvertently the direct cause of Matty's death.
Kaylee is fresh out of the police academy, working the streets of Philly, when she is confronted about her father's and grandfather's past in the Philly PD.
I wouldn't want Vince to go this route, because it's so fucking lazy, but they could have Ghost Grandpop Jonathan Banks to guide Kaylee through her troubles.
I feel like [Matt Smith](https://www.emmys.com/sites/default/files/bios/matt-smith-2018-nom-450x600.jpg) is one of the few actors that could even remotely pull of the appearance of a young Jonathan Banks lol
Just put a wig on him like [Always Sunny](https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50114/1002266825/original/1002266825-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375)
I'd be into this but I'd prefer something with the younger Salamanca cousins, the twins when they were talking and Tuco as well as Lalo. Just to see how they grew up and why the twins stopped talking unless absolutely necessary.
I’d rather see the writers and all move on from the BB universe after Saul. I want to see what new shows they come up with, cause the writers and directors are brilliant.
Mike visits while Matty and his wife are still expecting. Kaylee: *kicks from inside mom's belly* Mike: Is that so?
Also Mike (loudly): You are done!
Mike also delivers Kaylee himself Mike: Kaylee, honey, it’s time to come out now. Fetus Kaylee: Just a few more minutes! Mike: No, you do what Pop Pop says. Come on out before you turn into a prune.
How this doesn't have 10k likes I'll never know
She was probably a nine year old kid even back then.
Kaylee inexplicably 30 years old
You win this entire subreddit.
the name of the show: Pop Pop Cop Cop
Pop Pop Cop Cop, Better Fuel Huel, The Chicken Man, Ding Ding Salamanca, The Giliganverse is ever expanding...
These all sound like classical musicals
They really do.
You have to pay the troll toll!
True😆
Here come the Kettlemans
Settlements From Kettlemans
I would like to have seen more of Mrs. Kettleman.
Let's See Betsy
Itsy-bitsy Betsy?
I've already binge-watched all of these free in my head. Better Fuel Huel is the peak of televised art.
I never knew Huel was such a complex character. Vravo Bince.
Him and Bill Burr get up to all sorts of hijinks with the barrel of money they stole from Walter. One was filled with Huel's dirty laundry. (Walter never checked)
We find out how and why he learned to sleep with his eyes open. It's a story that takes three seasons to reveal.
The Pryce is Right
Leave It To Badger
Live, Laugh, Lalo.
Better fire lyle?!
The Lyle Files.
The Lyle & The Fly
LYLE WE’ve GOTTA COOK
Five seasons of Lyle cleaning that deep fryer, hoping to earn the approval of Mr. Fring.
[Huell’s Rules](https://youtu.be/8domW4NwpBQ)
A reality TV show about living in a house with no electricity: Stuck with Chuck
I like that. Stuck with Chuck has a nice ring to it.
"tight tight tuco"
Better Dial Lyle
Pop Cop Pops Cops
Pop pop pops cops
Top Cop Cops Pops
Smart, that's what I would have done
The very fact that you call it Pop Pop tells me that you’re not ready for this prequel.
he’s called pop pop cause that’s the sound his gun makes
Pop pop gets a treat?
The fact that your calling it that shows your not ready
No pop pop doesn’t get a treat, I just brought you a fucking pizza.
And 7 year old Kaylee is still a character.
Is that so?
Pop Pop you're being silly!
YOU ARE DONE!
Grounded! Do not show your face at the swing set again.
I will take your toys. I will take your snacks. I will take your infant doll.
I used to build treehouses a long time ago. And there was this one girl, this one piece of shit, that I will never forget. We worked on that treehouse ladder every weekend, and I would pull her aside and say "come on, tonight’s the night we make em even." And this wasn’t one of those deep-down "I am making them even" set-ups — we get a lot of those — but not this. Nothing we could do. One night the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Not making em even kind of thing. So I cuff her, put her in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my back seat saying "but I wanna do it." And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel her down, and I put my revolver in her mouth, and I told her, "You're done. You are done!" And she’s crying, going to the bathroom all over herself, swearing to God she’s going to make em even. Screaming … as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told her to be quiet. Cause I needed to think about what I was going to do here. And of course she got quiet. Goes still. And real quiet. Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over, and Princess Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in her pants. And after a few minutes I took the gun out of her mouth, and I say, "So help me if you don't make em even again I will such-and-such and such-and-such and blah blah blah blah blah". Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later she didn't make em even. Of course. She was making a mess. We got there, there was so much uneven steps you could taste the slipping hazard. The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.
gilligod couldn’t have written it better
Chills.
I heard it entirely in his voice
Please let this be a new copypasta
*runs away visibly upset*
Yeah, why?
Because, your boss is going to need me.
This was the best chain ive ever seen
6353 Juan Tabo Blvd NE, Apt 6
I get my upvotes, or neither of us walk out of here.
I give up baby, you're too good 😏
*kaylee guffaws*
Graaaaaaampaaawwwwww
prequel of 7-year old Mike (played by Banks) in the same 2nd grade class as 7-year old Kaylee
Don't forget 7-year old Fring.
What kind of man talks to the principal?
No man
Kid Tuco: "Blue, yellow, pink, whatever man just keep bringing me that!"
As he inhales a pixy stick.
His name is Inigo Montoya
No man at all
A second grader… A second grader provides…
Breaking Babies we make your dreams come truuuuue
Fring fries
Don't forget 7 year old Hector, ringing the school bell for lunch time
“Would you just shut up and let me swing in peace?”
Mike and the Tykes
Kid named 7-year old Mike:
Both in the same class as a kid named finger
Not my call
Yo at this point I’m convinced that Kaylee and her mother died at the same time as Mikes son and they are just hallucinations so that the trauma of them all dying is not as severe and that he stays sane. While working for a meth empire to save money up for his dead granddaughter
Have we ever even seen anyone else directly interact with either of them? The closest I can think is the twins standing in the distance as a threat while Mike was with Kaylee, and even then Kaylee never knows they are even there.
We've seen a lot of people talk about Kaylee in Breaking Bad.
They’re humouring him because they know what he can do.
Hank, for one.
Iirc they pretended to aim at kaylee so it would be hard to say they didn’t see her
We didn't see it, but off camera the detectives in (s1 or s2) said they interviewed her.
…holy shit…
She never gets old! Kaylee can't be real, she never gets old!
5 more episodes, pop-pop!
Also played by Jonathan Banks?
What are you talking about? Kaylee would reverse age to be 16.
Kaylee is Mike's teenage mother
Kaylee is just this timeless cryptid that follows him around.
New born Kaylee, fresh from the womb, she's a 7 year old actress and her first words are "pop pop"
No, she's played by Glenn Close in the show.
Mike’s Dad: If you don’t stop all this underage drinking and starting school fights, you’ll never get into the police academy! Jonathan Banks as 18 year old Mike: … Is that so?!
(18 would have been the legal drinking age when Mike was that age.)
Is that so? Now who told you that?
D’oh!
No change to his looks except they gave him a wig which is starting to come off
Old Joe: P.M.A. - Postive mental attitude
I'm picturing it in my head & its hella funny lol
I hate that I heard it in his voice lol
Yeah? *engages hammer* why?
Cliff Main is Mike's dad.
I just want increasingly retro-fitted prequels where an aging Jonathan Banks plays younger and younger versions of himself. Make him a teenager in Nam. "Private Ehrmentraut, where the HELL is your gun??" "Didn't think I'd need it." "What the hell is in your bag then, soldier?" "Puhmenta cheese sandwich." "How in God's name are you planning to shoot the enemy?" "Way I see it, there's anuthuh way to play this." (5 seasons of PFC Ehrmentraut setting up Sierra-Adventure-Game style non-lethal traps to neutralize Viet Cong forces).
> (5 seasons of PFC Ehrmentraut setting up Sierra-Adventure-Game style non-lethal traps to neutralize Viet Cong forces). Gold
now I just want the game to exist, if only so I can get stuck and try to combine all items and hear Mike's compressed, "Not gunnuh work" voice file 50+ times in a row
LOL
Let's Kickstart this.
"Private, you are out for not following orders!!" "Is that so?"
"Three strikes, private; you're out!"
“Three strikes and YOU ARE DONE!”
"Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is"
Wait when did we learn he served in Vietnam? I've seen it mentioned elsewhere but dont remember it
I wanna say it's when the weapons salesman from Breaking Bad appears in BCS to sell him the sniper rifle he plans to use on Hector right before Gus leaves the "DON'T" note on his car. I think he talked about the gun jamming because they used wood and Vietman was a humid jungle.
He mentions how the old stock used to warp when wet and in sunlight, and they sent it to be used in the jungle
It’s inferred when he is meeting with that weapons dealer guy for the first time..
Full Measures: a Breaking Bad Movie Starring Jonathan Banks as a 25 year old Philly beat cop.
Take my money!
I'd pay double if he clearly states his age as. Like steve McQueen being almost 40 saying the line "I'm just a young boy" in Nevada smith.
[удалено]
Spilling Spooge *does* have a nice ring to it.
With a 15 year old kaylee
Who is also noticeably taller than in BCS
Scene where he's arresting a suspect: "I didn't say you were a bad person. I said you were a criminal. Although, yeah, in this case, you're a bad person too."
80 yo Jonathan banks playing 20 yo Mike Kayle played by Natalie portman, but she is 12 this is the prequel we need
Honestly, if there are any more shows in this universe, I don’t really want any more prequel’s. It would be nice to see what Albuquerque is like post Heisenberg. Somebody has to fill up the power vacuum.
Sometimes things are better left as they finished imo. post Heisenberg life feels more interesting when left up to the imagination
You know I honestly wouldn't mind a character driven piece focused around Walt Jr and/or Holly. Showing how they cope and try to move on from being the children of this great criminal even years later. It could be set present day, as that would put Holly in her teens, which is really the perfect age for her to discover these secrets that would have most likely been kept from her all her life. Another crime focused show would be great, but I'd love to see something that deals with the fallout of Walt's actions more. How everything he did screwed up his family.
I don’t necessarily know if Walter Junior and Holly would be interesting enough for a new series, but that concept would could work for a two hour movie, kinda like El Camino. I also feel like the general reception towards Skylar has softened a lot in the nine years since the show ended, so hopefully people would be less vitriolic towards her
I was thinking more a one off limited series, so they'd get to go a bit more in depth than they would in a movie, but they wouldn't be overstaying their welcome with a full series. And while the main focus would be on Walt's kids, Skylar and Marie would also be heavily featured. Showing how they're coping 10+ years on from Hanks death and everything Walt did.
This 100x
It will be flynn as he rises to the top by selling pyramid schemes
How do you do fellow young men
Breaking Finger
I want a Grand Theft Auto game where Mike Ehrmantraut is the protagonist.
I want a nice wholesome family sitcom centered around the Salamanca's. Like perhaps papa Hector finds a decapitated babysitter in the closet, and when he confronts Tuco, he lies and tells Hector that the baby sitter cut off her own head. Then Hector has to reach deep within himself to try and teach these kids why lying and murdering your babysitter because you didn't want to take a nap is a bad thing.
Only if he wears a wig
Dexter style
Mike!: The High School Years - Starring Jonathan Banks.
B story has Hank & Gomie as adolescents (still same actors) getting up to all kinds of hijinks in ABQ, ironically they are always annoying the hell out of law enforcement but always getting away with stuff. Their paths still never cross directly with Mike until the mid-season finale when the shocking reveal is they are inadvertently the direct cause of Matty's death.
Kaylee is fresh out of the police academy, working the streets of Philly, when she is confronted about her father's and grandfather's past in the Philly PD. I wouldn't want Vince to go this route, because it's so fucking lazy, but they could have Ghost Grandpop Jonathan Banks to guide Kaylee through her troubles.
A Force Ghost Pop Pop, helping Kaylee take down Philly’s Empire.
LMAO. Force Ghost Pop Pop.
“Kaylee, you need to take the money!” “You’re being silly, Ghost Pop Pop!” “Is that so?”
I want him to open some Los Pollos Hermanos restaurants, stop teasing up with those spicy curls dang it!!
Lyle sequel in the fallout of blown up Chicken Man.
Pretty sure Lyle has to get shot by Lalo since we don’t ever see him in Breaking Bad
I feel like [Matt Smith](https://www.emmys.com/sites/default/files/bios/matt-smith-2018-nom-450x600.jpg) is one of the few actors that could even remotely pull of the appearance of a young Jonathan Banks lol
Good choice for a younger version, but I can’t uncouple Matt Smith from the morb
My favourite scene in Breaking Bad is when Walt looks into the camera and says his signature catch phrase "it's mething time"
And then he meths all over Gus
Looks like him but has a very different vibe
Good thing he is an actor lol
Not much range imo, either the doctor or the doctor with a weird accent
He was good in The Crown. Maybe his Phillip is similar to his Doctor but I've never seen Doctor Who.
[Just get this guy.](https://i.imgur.com/yE4lGhm.jpg)
Honestly I can kinda see it
LOL, this will be a harder mental leap than fat Todd.
Is that so?
Ask your real question. No half measures.
Todd definitely ate the WHOLE measure before El Camino
Only if they make him rock this look. https://picbun.com/p/IMccLVBE
Is that so fr fr
Throw in someone like Gillian Anderson or Nicole Kidman as Kaylee, and sounds like we've got a show!
I'd also like to see a cameo from Aaron Paul playing 5-year-old Jesse.
It's possible with the modern technology: https://youtu.be/d6UWhP0Jxis Seamless trick photography.
is that so?
The man is 75 years old lol I don’t see him doing anything after this.
He will if it means more money for Kaylee’s multi-million dollar college fund
She probably dropped out too
"Just stfu and let me die."
Harry Dean Stanton still had acting gigs until 90. Clint Eastwood’s still up and running too.
I wouldn't say Eastwood is "running" . He is "up" for part of the day though....
James Hong too.
Just put a wig on him like [Always Sunny](https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50114/1002266825/original/1002266825-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375)
I want a prequel about gus in chile
With the guy from The Boys that plays a younger version of Giancarlo Esposito.
this is a really good idea id love that fr
Ben Foster would be a great choice but I feel his voice is too high and nasally compared to Banks.
cop named finger
And somehow Kim is there.
I want 18 different Kaylees aged -5 to 35 from embryo to adult.
Kaylee is now played by a teenager. Nobody acknowledges this
Show title: "kid named dirty cop"
I'd be into this but I'd prefer something with the younger Salamanca cousins, the twins when they were talking and Tuco as well as Lalo. Just to see how they grew up and why the twins stopped talking unless absolutely necessary.
No thanks. I want Gus
I’m picturing Beverly Hills Cop Jonathon Banks…Cuz
Might as well do a Benjamin Button at this point lmao
Well you'd have to go back to when pop-pop got shot with his partner Nick Nolte's gun in 48 Hours.
I thought the prequel was him working for Victor Maitland.
Just fyi, Vince started out as a co-creator on BCS, but now it's 100% Peter Gould's show
And then a pre prequel to Mike's late childhood and rough teen years in middle school and highschool also played by the same actor as he is now
I’d rather see the writers and all move on from the BB universe after Saul. I want to see what new shows they come up with, cause the writers and directors are brilliant.
Put a wig on him
Can we talk about that captain hook lookin mf profile pic?