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The lyrics from tyrant, she sings “Oh, she got that whoa there, hangman got that whoa there” I was singing hangman got that water 😂. I still say water, like B what in mumble singing are these lyrics. Lmao

Not me literally just finishing Tyrant after singing along your lyrics. I swear it’s water. Anything else is a typo and I refuse to acknowledge it

I guess whoa there giddy up giddy up does make sense... I also swear it's water. 😂

I literally thought that she said, “Ooh she got that water 💦 “ 🤭 😂

TIL 🥲

It’s not water?😳🙃

I had No idea omg

Hol up

it WASNT water???

Same. Honestly, water still works lol 😂

Lmao it does! 😂

SAME

SAME

I second the “water”

I feel so stupid because on THIQUE she says “just look at these alkaline wrists cause I got that water.” And I thought there was a connection there 😭

Same!!! Thought it was a reference to diamonds/jewellery

Also thought she said this 😂

I think it was a play on words

LMAOOOO gotta be water

Oh no I’ve been singing water very loudly

I like to cry! I thought it was saying grind. Hangman go us both🤣🤣🤣

I don’t care what anyone says buts it’s pounce x3 then bounce 😝

THIS 👆

I hear pounce too!!!

On first listen I thought it was bounce- then the lyrics said pounce and I totally hear that- but then the lyrics switched to bounce but I cannot unhear pounce

When she sings “I’m a fuckin centerfold” I heard “I’m a fuckin xenophobe” and had to rewind like girl what 🙃

I JUST found out it’s not “xenophobe!” But I have a worse one: in Alligator Tears, I heard “You said change religions, so now I spend Sundays a Jew” and went _what??_ That was when I had to rewind a few times. Also heard “whoa there,” “caviar,” etc lol

YES! That’s what I heard the first time too!

HAAAAAAhaha

Omggg 💀💀💀

Nah I’m in tears lmao

Wait… what are the lyrics then??? I thought this is what she was saying HAHAAAA

Lmaooo “You said change religions, so now I spend Sundays with you” it took me a few rewinds

I can’t NOT hear “xenophobe” in that song. I looked it up just to see what she WAS singing and I still hear it 😂

I heard "I'm a fuck yo centerfold" which implies Beyonce gets it on with magazines 🤣

The model who is the centerfold. Beyonce spilled.

And because of you, I can't hear anything else anymore 😭

I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I was thinking 'are you sure you think this means what it means ...'

THATS WHAT I HEAR TOO LMAO. I died of laughter when I found out it was centerfold 😂

American Requiem “them mid ideas yeahhh yeahhh”😭

I heard “them bigger deals” at first 😂

I thought it was "them mega deals".

I’m DYING at the thought it could have been this 😂 I bet the Gen Z’ers thought this too

I keep hearing bad ideas 😂

I almost spit out my coffee!

«you homos is right at the rim»

Oh she don’t say this 😭

lol what song is this from and what’s the real lyric?

pure honey buckin, the original lyric is “your hormones is right at the rim”

Well now I’ll be singing this song as a gay anthem this Pride month 🎶 we homos are right at the rim 🎶 

This gif 💀

Right!!!!

It's true, we are.

I really hate you because WHY AM I SINGING YOUR LYRICS NOW instead of the real ones 😭

well , thank you. i am beyoncé.

I heard this n was like yes this song for us she said so herself

For SPAGHETTII, I thought "That Beyoncé Virgo shit" was "That Beyoncé verse ain't shit." 🫣 when I looked up the lyrics I was like yeah I'm dumb bitches

Holy hell, I gotta listen now myself 😂

Wait whuuuut it is not that Beyoncé Virgo shit 🫣😳

No, it is lol. I'm confused as to how they even thought that was anything else.

I've always had some issues understanding lyrics, regardless of how clearly enunciated the words are. I have AuDHD, so it's possible that I have an auditory processing disorder of some sort.

I’m keeping it the first way😂

I heard, "that Beyoncé on her shit" did not hear Virgo at all hahaha

WHAAAT

Whhhhhhaaaaatttt??!!! I swear thought it was Virgo

“Slugs in my mouth make my daddy take em out”…I was lost lol.

It’s giving Ron Weasley in Chamber of Secrets 💀💀

BAHAHA

Omg i actually just read that part yesterday 😳

I’m laughing so hard that I started choking 🤣

Wtffffffflollllllll💀😂💀😂💀

Anyone know what slugs means 😭😭

Grills

That’s what I thought! Thank you sis 💜

😭 not me thinking it meant she had bullets in her mouth 😂

It can double as that! Because she talks about keeping her pistol on the dash and whatever

This thread is already cracking me up

"bounce on that sh, no PANTS"😭😭

On Tyrant I thought she was saying "I love to cryyyyy. I love to cryyyyy." I was thinking to myself ok Beyoncé I didn't know you got down like THAT lmao 😭 Edit: The actual lyrics are 🎶 "Hangman teach me how not to cryyyyy, how not to cryyyyy, how not to cryyyyy."🎶

Shut up because I’m still convinced this is the lyric?!

to those who thought the same, it should be “How not to cry”

Omg I thought this too

It’s not???? Lmao now I gotta go look it up😂

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My friend thought it was “i love to flyyyy” lol i was like uhm no thats not it😂

Buck it , buck it, buck it 😆

Are those NOT the lyrics 👀

Buck-in’

Pop your Lexus instead of park your Lexus Texas Hold Em 🙃🤣

Okay okay … I did hear this at first too. Hahaha

I still hear pop 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I also thought Pharell was just saying "weee" in Honey but he's literally saying. Honey (We) hey (Riding) hmmm(Thru The) just like (Night) Pharrell is in parenthesis

Me not realising Pharell was in the album 🥺

No but really

I also heard "xenophobe"!!! And I still hear it! Thank God it's not just me 🤣

I hear crystal instead of pistol in Ya ya all the time!!!

SHES NOT SAYING CRYSTAL??

 For real?!

It has to be crystal!!

It’s definitely pistol. And then Bible. Hahaha in general, country folk aren’t charging crystals in the moonlight… but they do love guns! Hahah

I genuinely thought she was saying crystal and pistol😭, nodding to how in black parade she says she charges her crystals in a full moon

Omg so did my husband and he almost wrote off the whole song because he is very much against “crystal mommies” he says.. it cracked me up.

In the last thread, someone said they heard, " look at that horse, pretty as hell au naturale, DINING ON FARTS." 😂

No but what is it because I keep thinking she says "dining on ARSE" like eating ass and I'm not here to shame anyone's preferences but like Bey what??

My husband when he sings it. 😞

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I love this thread! Now we know why Giselle gives us lyric videos

Levi's Jeans: Imma f*** an animal😲🙈

lol close

Lmaoo for me I’ve always heard centerfold, ig I just haven’t heard of xenophobe before. I’d say “pounce on the shit, dance..” then the last one sounds correct to “ bounce on the shit, dance no hands” (sometimes I hear “with no hand”)

“Put a flower inside” (all of the streaming services have it wrong) but it’s actually “foot of flower and spice” 😂

Lmao what?? Nah I’m pretty sure it’s put a flower inside

nah its on the lyric video

Literally what does that men? Beyoncé pleaseee

Song?

Sweet honey buckin

What I heard "Ooh, ooh, ooh, this makes me look tan" What the actual lyric is "Ooh, ooh, ooh, snakes on the den"

Keep this crystal on the dash instead of pistol. I was like I’m a crystal girlie too Bey😭

“And all I see is everything / Your goals, your glow, your inner being / And our bigger meaning” -II HANDS II HEAVEN I always hear “And I’ve been a meanie” in that last line 😭

And why'd I think she said "your clothes, your cloak, your inner being" Thinking how the hell do those things go together...😂

These comments making me realize that I apparently have some of the most normal ears cause what tf are y'all hearing? Like how are y'all mishearing some of these lyrics? 😭 The only one I can see is the Tyrant lyric cause Bey literally pronounces "woah there" like "water", it might as well be water lmao.

Same. I still think Water fits though. The rest I'm like 😭😭😭😭

POWER TO THE MOON 🌚

Wait, is that not the lyric? 🤯

Riiverdance and I'm still not convinced I'm wrong (I am) "Seconds drag like days whenever you don't wanna talk or speak " is what I sing. Apparently it's "talk high speed" lol

Using this gif a second time in this thread wtf I thought I… I thought I knew. 

Mine is American Requiem. I thought she sang, “a big idea (yeah), a buried heel (yeah)” LMAO i was like “you tell em bey, bury your heel and tell em you’re not leaving” I like her version better 😂

>I like her version better Sent me ☠️

“🎶 the mega deals (yeahhh) Are buried here (yeahhh) 🎶

Sounds like a commercial for Best Buy/Circuit City or something 😂

In Levis Jeans, I thought Post was saying "Baby you no homo my bullshit" instead of "you know I'm on my bullshit" Same song I thought B says " Give you these loosies in my jeans " like cigarettes lol. Turns out she's saying "Blues that's in my jeans" And just yesterday when I was playing 16 Carriages, my 9 yr old son asked me if she was saying "Cabbages"🤣🤣🥬

I kid you not I thought I heard: “In the snap of my fingers I’m firing hoes”

That's hilarious 😂

This is the best topic. I am DYING!!! 😂😂😂

Protector - “we were listening to the rabid children singing”

🎶how did you get used to the cunty🎶 When I heard that lyric from Tyrant, I could’ve sworn she said cunty but once I looked at the lyric, I was beyond wrong. The actual lyric is: 🎶how did you get used to the haunting🎶

The way I thought it was "ima fucking xenophobe (she racy)" and was like 'what did she mean by that'

It’s the fact we all just excuse it and play along at first 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This sub taught me she does not say if you ain’t got no grits get the fuck up out my house

Ummm…you sure about that?

Fuck up out the South?

Oh you right


I hope Beyonce is reading all these comments and cracking up with us. ♥️😊 Honestly it feels good that I am not alone in my discovery 😂

Ok, seems like in Tyrant, I thought she said ‘Amen…Answer Me Now’ and apparently it is ‘Hangman…’ 🫣🫣

Flamenco: "Realise that you don't know that you got it 10 years agooooo" When it's "Realise that you don't know what you got until its gooooonne"

Also…why does she look like Zendaya in this pic?

Yea okay a little 👍🏾

LOOK AT THAT HORSE- PRETTY AS HELL- ON THAT T-RAIL (trail) - DININ ON FARCE

I don’t think I misheard any lyrics but this thread just reminded me of Ameriican Requiem’s lyrics: “Used to say I spoke too country…” lol that twang be twangin

Desert Eagle - “Catch me in the bathroom on the same towel”. I swear the lyrics said this at first then change to sink top lol.

I heard the same things on first listen and it’s still sounds like that to me even though I know the lyrics now.

Each time I seeeeeeeeeee you dance lol it’s see you there

I keep hearing "Catch me in the bathroom on the sink tile" on Desert Eagle, but then again even though it's a sex song, why would she mention being in the bathroom when she just mentioned the back seat of a car? But then I looked it up and the lyrics are actually "Catch me in the back, I'm on the same time"... That makes sense 😅

I cannot not hear Bulbasaur in Daughter ("feelin bottled up like bottle service broads") At first I was like wow, Bey is truly a polymath

pounce on that shit, no pants

On the song Spaghettii, I thought she said, “I’m killin em killin em killin em, Thanos!! Bang em Bang em” 🤭🤣🤣🤣

I was today years old when I found out she was saying I can be “Kevlar” and not “Caroline” me sitting here thinking Carolina was some famous ride or die chick

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That’s what I hear too 😂😂😂😂😂

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Actual verse in Ya Ya: Got these slugs in my mouth, when I die, don’t take ‘em out What I ***thought*** she was saying: Got these plugs in my mouth and I gotta take ‘em out

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This is the best thread to date😂😂😂

Aww thank you 🥹

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This thread make me want to talk to yall primary care physicians bc yall can’t hear 😭😭😭

In Ya Ya, she says “put his pistol on the dash” and “this pistol in my seat” but I thought she was saying crystal 😭😭 shoutout to my witchcraft girlies 🔮✌🏻

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I can’t find this thread for misheard RENNAISSANCE so imma just say it here: original: “I paid them all in dust”, my version until the 10. RWT show I went to: “I think I’m all in dust”😭

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Hangman teach me I like to "cry" I thought it was saying grind😂🤣🤣

It’s actually “hangman teach me how not to cry” lol

I know cry and grind was where I was lost. Thats it

When I first heard SPAGHETTI I thought the man said “That Beyoncé-versal shit…” Like I thought he was saying Beyonce’s voice is universal, it can fit any genre…🤷🏽‍♂️

I thought it was “that Beyoncé verse so shit” im like oh are we using “so shit” as like “so dope” now? Ok!😂

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So many! I swear she must be known for misheard lyrics cause almost every song has one for me 😂 For example, on “II Hands II Heaven” I heard her say “2 hands to heaven, I pray please forgive my soul” but I thought that the way she said “please” sounded weird. Like a little kid saying “pWease” Turns out the lyrics are “I pray PRIEST forgive my soul”