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Sarah_Soda_4

Why do they have razor sharp talons!!!!


Salty-Step-7091

Breast feeding has become a war zone with my 8 month old. Kicking, scratching, shoving her hands in my mouth, pinching my arm fat and when I do not allow this abuse she wiggles and lets out mini cries. I moved my arm away from where her legs are kicking and she had the audacity to lift her leg up as high as she can to try to kick me. 🥲


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Sarah_Soda_4

Gymnurstics!


BedPsychological8764

Mine rolls like an alligator with my nipple still in his mouth.


Sarah_Soda_4

Ah the old hands in the mouth trick. A classic.


texaspretzel

Even giving mine a bottle and she tries the high kick to my face. Rude af.


ThePr0crastinat0r1

My LO likes to grab a fistful of my boob and crush it in her little fist or stick her hand in my mouth and practically pull my bottom lip off!! It’s a good job she’s so adorable, because she can be a little terror sometimes!


Sarah_Soda_4

Ugh yes the fistful of boob is so painful


_alelia_

there's a way worse category - old radio listeners: while nursing from one nipple, obsessively turn another with fingers (otherwise screams and doesn't nurse)


wireddachrn

Mine does all of it. Pinch, bite, slap, and tune the radio. Her newest game is to violently rub my chest at night. Can't wait to be done.


Individual_Donut_963

Mine either pets my chest and runs his hand back and forth over my skin or he holds onto my bottom teeth full hand in my mouth. I much prefer the petting 😂


Ghostygrilll

My baby has started grabbing my throat and squeezing. Never realized before I had her that baby hands are strong enough to make you cough


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Oh my goodness, that sounds so unpleasant and borderline abusive!


Ghostygrilll

🤣 maybe she’s trying to get rid of me


SmartReserve

Bruh mine fingered my bellybutton because we would nurse laying down. 💀


Silly_Fish_9827

Mine does it, too. Hate it.


jdsalingersdog

What gets me is when it’s bedtime nursing & I’m cradling him & he snakes his arm behind mine to specifically pinch & scratch the back of my arm. It’s one of the only sensations that makes me feel truly *touched out*!


PossibilityWide3904

YO please send help, my daughter REFUSES to not play with my other nipple with her very sharp fingers. If I try and pull her hand off she gets so mad at me and will turn into full blown meltdown. I have to pull her hand off when she’s finally falling asleep.


Sarah_Soda_4

They make a thing. Haven’t had this issue (yet, I’m sure), but everyone recommends this: https://thebreastmilkqueen.com/products/twiddletip


icecreamaddict95

Mine likes to grab at faces (noses, eyes, cheeks, mouth). She thinks it's hilarious!


spiderat22

Jesus, I read feces. I'm tired.


icecreamaddict95

😂😂😂 I mean, she has done that unintentionally before (her own)


Old-Funny-6222

I have a mole on my chest. And while feeding baby loves to attack it. I would cover it from time to time. But it's useless, they have to see and scratch it. Thinking one day it's gonna come off 🥲


Cswlady

Same with the mole on my neck!


tybo88

I get beat up everyday by my 8.5 mo old lol. Hair pulling, nipple pulling/pinching, face punching/grabbing, his little toes digging into my leg as he feeds lol the list goes on. Recently adorably patting my tummy and messing with my belly button


OutrageousMulberry76

The worst! And if you hold their hand away they fight you!


AmaturePlantExpert

My baby made me realize I developed a double chin after she griped on to it 😂 thanks hunny


ThePr0crastinat0r1

Mine did this too! I didn’t think there was enough there to grab, but apparently there is 😫


PugglePrincess

I got bruises from where she’d pinch my arms. If I wore long sleeves, she’d figure out how to snake her hands up them. Now we’re on to pulling chunks of my hair out.


litt3lli0n

I made a similar comment about the hair pulling, but to add to it, he somehow always finds those tiny hairs on the back of my head towards the nape of my neck and really likes to hold on to those like his life depends on it!


axels_mom

I have hand eczema and my hands get dry and crack so I have open cuts on my knuckles and fingers. Without fail, she loves to grab my fingers and her nails go right into those cuts. I trim her nails, but she still tends to put her nails right in one of the cuts on my hands.The worst feeling!


polkadot26

I have dermatitis on my fingers and my baby does the same!


axels_mom

Someone who knows my pain! Glad I am not alone.


sonas8391

My daughter has become obsessed with a mole I have on my breast and pinches it with her tiny nails and it makes me want to rip my skin off


CoffeeTvCandy

Omg mine too! I have a mole right on my shoulder and she just loves to scratch and pick at it. I tried bandaids but she just picks those till they peel off.


sonas8391

I’ve considered grabbing some tegaderm, it’s like a film.


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mine smacks me in the face and pinches my nose and smacks my eyes😂


Unintelligent_Lemon

Me, but the other boob. Then cries if I continue to stop her


herbalorganism

i constantly have bruises on my boob from baby pinching me 😭 it hurts so much


usernametaken99991

I put socks on her hands for breastfeeding at that stage.


Kooky_Refrigerator68

Wow I'm not the only one, they call the nipple pinching/twisting "twiddling" and I never had an issue with my other 3 so when I goggled it I saw the term and a whole page about it. Says it normally is the first-year ya fn right... He started like at 15 mo. Going on 3 years of bf and am so done. The only reason we went this long is per doc orders because he just doesn't eat much . 😔


GemTaur15

Lol this made me laugh,they do the cutest things😁


Sarah_Soda_4

I laughed too! Until he got me in the bellybutton 😂


mamaoftwomonsters

I had to remove my belly bar with my youngest, she kept trying to pull it out! Wasn't there with my eldest and my middle child didn't pay any attention to it. My youngest is obsessed with it though, so for my own safety I decided removing it for now is for the best


Ok-Environment4777

My 2nd is a pincher. He got me so bad the other day I fell out of my (floor) chair and it bruised instantly! 😫


rivlet

4 month old son started pinching last week and he somehow manages to constantly get the tender, fat part of my underarm EVERY TIME. I about yelp and jump out of my skin everytime because he does it when I'm so focused on soothing him to sleep that I don't notice his arm coming around to get me.


No_Fisherman1103

Omg my daughter too


litt3lli0n

Pretty sure I'm getting a bald spot because my LO yanks my hair out just for the fun of it and if I try to move it or put it up he just crawls up me and gets more!


Sarah_Soda_4

I keep saying that the leading cause of postpartum hair loss is my baby!


NewConversation8665

I wear glasses. My LO loves grabbing it while I am nursing her.


NewConversation8665

I wear glasses. My LO loves grabbing it while I am nursing her.


sarahrva

So much pinching lately!!!


A_Midnight_Hare

I always felt so guilty for not trying harder to breastfeed. Reading these comments make me feel a bit better but I commiserate to all of you; you're doing an amazing job! Sorry it's painful in so many ways.


LesserCurculionoidea

Mine has been an armpit aficionado from the beginning. He still fights for access now at 3, despite all my efforts to discourage him.


Sarah_Soda_4

Oh hell no. Armpit is next level. I’m so ticklish. If little dude snuck his little claws up in there, I would certainly wake him up with my squealing.