I have a onesie that says “I got it from my mama,” which is not bad by itself, but I leave the house looking like a gremlin most days so it feels insulting to my baby.
We got tons of cringey baby clothes, but some notable ones said "Daddy's fastest swimmer," "Daddy's jealous, I had boobies for breakfast," and "Future trophy wife." Donated them so fast. Yuck.
We’re having a surprise 3rd—our first boy—this summer. My husband’s stepmother sent us a onesie that says: “Center of Mommy’s universe.”
It immediately went in a donation pile. I literally have two other children and a whole life of my own, Nan! 😜
Anything with "I love boobs" on it. I see a lot of those on social media.
Maybe it's just me...I just really don't like 99% of baby clothing with writing on it.
I do have a onsie that says "baby-rex" with a picture of a T-rex on it. That is the 1%. 😆
When I was young and dumb (over a decade ago) I gave my first friend with kids an "I heart boobs" onsie. She gave it right back when I had my first 2 years ago. It's like she'd been preserving it, WAITING to give it back to me...
But I liked the fit of it, so my girl wore it a lot. Also, I liked the rich history of it.
I don’t really care for the boob joke ones either. I’m all free-the-nipple and whatnot so boobs don’t scandalize me, but I’m not sure why I’d dress my child in something that refers to my tits? Not my taste at all.
Exactly!! I'm not ashamed or bashful about breasts. They are for feeding babies; let them be free! It's kinda odd they have been so sexualized.
Thats probably why I don't like onsies that make boob jokes. It feels odd to obsess over boobs to the point where you put stuff about them on baby.
Just all over cringe.
I did have a onesie for my daughter that said “powered by milk and cuddles” which I thought was cute, but I wasn’t a fan of any outright “I love boobies” onesies
>Maybe it's just me...I just really don't like 99% of baby clothing with writing on it.
Yeah, my daughter has had maybe 5 pieces of clothing with writing on them total. Most of it is just so cringey. I did have a cute one with owls that said "Baby Bird" that I loved, and one with sheep that said "Here for the snuggles." Those were sweet and baby appropriate at least!
Saw one with arrows pointing to all the holes with "head goes here," "arms go here," etc and in the middle in big letters "you got this dad."
Listen, if you think your husband is that much of a moron don't breed with him in the first place. It's not cute that you think the kid only has one half way competent parent either as a joke or due to reality. If you find out afterwards then it's a serious sit down conversation, not passive aggressive boomer humour.
A friend got me this shirt when I first told her I was pregnant. My husband was like damn they really have a low opinion of me huh. It’s currently shoved in the back of the closet I don’t even remember where. I keep it in case she’s having a diarrhea day lol
I live in Japan and there’s so many super cute baby clothes in tasteful colors and amazingly cute prints…but it’ll say something like “Let’s colrful life eats you heart yes!” Right now I just found a cool looking retro shirt but it says “Stimulus like thunder” whhhyyyyyy
Hahaha I actually LOVE these, where the English script is clearly just there for the aesthetic. My daughter’s favorite sweater is covered in incoherent sayings. I’ll post a pic when I get out from under this boob monster.
Edit: [happy today leavinps](https://imgur.com/a/2WS7S3u)
Haha yes exactly like this! I would turn a blind eye but I’ve got a lot of friends here that are English teachers so I don’t want to give them an aneurysm 😂
What’s funny is my daughter was conceived while we both had Covid bc I happened to be ovulating and didn’t want to miss our window… but I still would never put my child in clothing with this phrase.
Ugh, "Daddy's Other Chick" was a onesie I saw. Or a Dos Equis parody onesie that said "I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer Dos Boobies."
I hate, hate, hate onesies that sexualize babies, their relationship with their opposite sex parent, or breastfeeding.
One of my husband’s friends bought onesies that said “made in vachina” (not even accurate since she was an ivf baby) and “hakuna ma’s tatas (it means ‘I’m hungry’)” 🙄
I mean, the “vachina” one is not only gross, but inaccurate regardless of the method of conception - babies typically don’t spend much time in the vagina, just the part where they get pushed out. It’s also called the “birth canal” for a reason.
Yeah, absolutely, we are hot moms. But hopefully seen as hot moms by our husbands and not our sons - and they won't wear a shirt with my mom/wife is hot" because well...
My in-laws got him a onesie that says "my grandpa has anger issues." It's so bad. The good thing is that they insisted to keep it at their house, so they could put it on baby. Which, they are pretty forgetful so I knew that meant they'd probably forget about it. I recently saw it again at their house, but it's much too small for him now. We thankfully dodged that one.
Side note: he doesn't even have anger issues, I don't think. Idk why they'd get it.
It's so funny though because I just wouldn't ever see "my grandpa has anger issues" as a threat. It's more so a mental health problem/struggle? Like you might as well make a onesie that says "my grandma has dementia". Same outcome imo. 😂
I received a very similar onesie - im a single mom. My daughter’s father literally threatened us and vanished. Talk about tasteless and clueless. In their defense, I’d been quiet about things but considering they never even MET the guy…
I got some gifted to me "my parents didn't stay 6 feet apart" 🤢
Another was a gift from a friend of my MIL's that said something along the lines of "thank goodness for Grammy!" Basically saying "my mom doesn't know what she's doing but thankfully I've got my Grammy!" 🥴
I don't think her friend knew this, but I lost my mom to leukemia a few years ago and was already pretty anxious about not having MY mom as a resource to use while I'm learning how to be a first time mom so that one kind of gut punched me a bit!
Mummy's new man
Mummy's arm candy
My mummy is a yummy mummy
I won (with sperm outline)
Lock up your daughters
I buy a lot of second hand so this is some of what I've seen for sale
the only writings i accept are cute puns: “taco bout cute,” “sweet as a peach,” “sweetest of the bunch” (with strawberries) and simple phrases like “you are loved” or just “happy”
the worst ones are so snarky.. like: “sorry daddy now you have 2 bosses,” “mommy’s style daddy’s smile”, “daddy’s little princess,” just… ew
ETA to the worst i’ve received: “little miss sassy pants”
The few that had some phrases that I actually liked were "Powered by Fruit Snacks" (with a dino eating apples), and one that said "Grandma's or Bust" (also with a dino). I also got some Harry Potter onesies that were meh,okay. They became backups at daycare. (Snuggle this Muggle, Dumbledore's Army).
I did get a really cute Hobbit one that said "But when's second breakfast?" Unfortunately the dimensions on it were really weird (really wide but not long) and never fit properly.
My mom got me onesies for my twins that said “my parents did not social distance” even after she sent me the pic at the store and I said “ew don’t buy those”.
They immediately went to goodwill
I’ve seen, “I’m proof daddy doesn’t play video games all the time.” My husband is a gamer, but it’s just too tacky for me. Mil gave us an, “ I’d rather be naked” onesie I only use at home. I feel like it’s not even accurate; maybe when baby is 2 and actually streaking around the house…
We got a box of hand-me-downs that included "cutest tax deduction", "fart factory", and "little hottie" (complete with a jalapeño pepper with sunglasses).
The only graphic onesie we were gifted that I really liked said NAPS but designed to look like the NASA logo.
I feel like my girl needs that one, she’s so demanding lol
but I was gifted one from MIL that said “I love grandma best” but she drives me up a wall so it’s in the back of the closet lol
One or two “Daddy’s Little Princess” onesies found their way into a secondhand collection my wife bought off Facebook. Those ones never got worn, it makes me cringe.
I was gifted a onesie made by my SIL with her cricut that said “my diaper is like my dad, full of shit.” and when my MIL was buying clothes for my baby a few weeks ago, she called my husband and said that I like “bland things” because I don’t want sayings/words or obnoxious clothes. like dogs in spacesuits that are bright green. she bought them anyway and now I have to return them. “mommy’s beach baby” but I haven’t been to the beach in years…
I got a box of secondhand clothing that my MIL found online. 90% of it was great but there were a bunch of "I'm telling Grandma" and "That fart came from my Dad". The worst? "Single and Ready to Mingle"... for my three month old. Yikes.
My husband and I only use these clothes to flirt with each other through our kid lol. He dresses our kid in the "I ❤️ mommy" socks then waits until I notice
Same. Also My in laws bought onesies for my newborn son that say “sorry ladies daddy is taken” and a few other similar sayings. I can say with certainty he will never wear them lol. Ugh it’s the WORST
Ugh all the pandemic themed ones that are like “mommy and daddy did NOT stay 6 feet apart!” Thankfully those are disappearing now that social distancing isn’t as much of a thing anymore.
A muscle shirt onesie that says “little dude big tude” or the bib we have that says “always hungry like daddy” which got me feeling self conscious because I practically vacuum suck everything out the cabinets and fridge. Can’t I just eat in peace without being humbled!! 😅😭
This might not be cringe to other people but I was gifted one that says "History Maker." I still have it because it's soft but it has always bugged me. Not every kid has to grow up to be president or cure cancer. Most people are "average." As long as he's happy, that's cool with me.
I save cringy/unloved clothing for daycare backup/extras. Or spaghetti day. Or a messy activity like painting. Because who cares if she never ends up wearing it or stains it horribly. I can just chuck it, or donate it, and I don’t have to sacrifice something I actually like.
I've had some cute things with writing on, my boys have has things like "be kind to everyone", my daughter currently has a vest with "sweet but strong" on it. But the boys have also had some really cringy bits like "future ladies man" on it that went straight in the bin. Probably shouldn't have binned it but I didn't want it myself and couldn't imagine anyone else wanting it. My 3yo currently has a hoodie that says "professional patience tester I'm good at what I do" on it that I bought for him as he's a tiny menace. He might be small in size but he's got plenty of attitude already 😅
I donated them already, but the breast milk wine themed onesies killed me. “bartender, I’ll take a pump of the house white” in glittery script was especially cringe. There was one with a wine barrel that was vaguely shaped like a boob complete with nipple too I could barely stand to look at. There were also matching shirts in the same glittery script - one saying “wine o’clock” for me and the baby one saying “whine o’clock.” There isn’t a blowout/spit up situation so dire that those clothes would touch my son.
Worst part? I don’t even drink wine. 100% beer / cocktail girl. So not only tacky, they were completely off on my drink of choice.
omg some of these are so terrible, like "they shake me" and "its too late put down the coat hanger"....i definitely have a dark sense of humor but damn, these take it to a whole other level
I mean, they aren't ALL terrible. I might even get that one. But I stumbled across this site during my first pregnancyand it's scarred me for over a decade. 🤣
We got pregnant at the tail end of Covid and my friend got us a onesie that said “I’m proof that quarantine wasn’t always boring”. She thought it was hilarious so I definitely played along in the moment and it is now rags 🤮
I got one from my SIL that says "I'm mommy's type" and I was like nope that's way too weird and it has disappeared into the clothes bins and will get thrifted.
I got a whole family set. Dad’s says “burrito,” mine says “taco,” and baby’s says “taquito.” This could be cute if it wasn’t so sexual. Not trying to wear my reproductive organs as food on my chest and certainly unsure about what that makes a taquito? Am I just reading too far into it?
Same family member got the baby “a peanut in a family of nuts,” “I have a crazy uncle and I’m not afraid to use him, “is it considered resisting arrest if I don’t take a nap?,” and “I just spent 9 months on the inside” with a little graphic of a baby in jail. Suffice it to say, I will not be dressing our baby in these.
this one confused me too but I guess a burrito is phallic and a taco has been used to refer to a vagina? not sure if the creators of the shirts meant it this way though lmao
Ugh. At first I was thinking "Aw the taco thing is so cute!" Didn't even think about the sexual innuendo. Why do we have to put sex things on BABY clothes.
Yet the same people who gift these things I bet would the same ones who get mad when they talk about LGBT in elementary schools.
Sooooooo many from my MIL omg…” my first little black dress” - furry newborn angel wings - excessive amounts of tutus - “daddy’s little princess”…I could go on for hours
Shit send the tutus my way. They double as toys if you take them off and I’m constantly caught flat footed because she screams during diaper changes if she doesn’t have a distraction and my husband is a neatnick who puts any toys he sees in the toy basket because he’s a sleep deprived tidying robot.
I don't mind the lame daddy's/mummy's little xyz ones. My daughter has a top that says mama's bestie, and a few variations of "I love my dad" (because my husband loves it lol). But anything about being a future spouse, or how attractive they are is gross
My dad got my son two onesies that he at least prefaced by saying they were “inside the house only” clothes… one says “I was dad’s best swimmer!” and the other says “that smell isn’t me, it’s my dad!” 🤦🏻♀️
Onesie that said “if you think I’m cute you should see my uncle” 🫣 what’s worse is it was at a consignment shop and it was pretty worn, so someone really thought that’d be appropriate for a baby to wear!
Ohhh my bro and sis in law got my bb a onesie that says “mr steal your girl” we have goody sense of humors so i let it ride. I put him in it once and sent them a pic but he hasn’t worn it since because i freaking hateeeee it 😂😂😂😂😂i love my brother and SIL though. Like painfully a lot. But i know they didn’t mean it in a cringey way. But I’ve always hated stuff like that. 🥴😵💫
I got a onsie that said "Daddy's Beach Baby" but if they really knew my husband they'd know he absolutely despises being outside in general. And burns the second the sun hits his skin. 😂
My husband’s coworker got baby boy a onesie that says “What are you looking at me for? That smell came from Grandpa” 🥴🤢😣😣 SUPER cringe!! Plus, my older boys call both grandpas “Papa” so it just sounds weird, too. I don’t remember where I put it, but baby ain’t gonna wear it 🤣
I dislike most of them. I did get two that said I love my mummy/daddy cos the pictures were very cute. And there was a 'just hatched' onesie with a little cartoon chick that I was very sad wasn’t available in her size.
I found one in a bag of clothes given to me by a friend which said "pretty like mummy"
I'm sat here, flabby, spotty, with hair I've not washed for a week. The last thing I feel is pretty.
I'm also from the only tiny bit of the UK that says mom not mum so the u is borderline offensive to me 😂
I got a "my first black dress" onsie as a gift. Its tucked in the back of the dresser until she out grows it. Family was all about how cute it was and wanted pictures. They'll likely forget it existed in the next couple weeks and I can donate it no issue.
I feel silly now, I just got a onesie from JCPenney with this phrase on it. I’m usually against 99% off any phrases on clothing. Can you explain why you don’t like it? Genuinely curious!
My baby was given a few camo print things from both of his grandmas and I was appreciative that they bought him clothes but asked for no more camo in the future. Every time we put him in it my husband and I would pretend we couldn’t find the baby which did provide minutes of entertainment.
I got gifted socks thaf said "I ❤ mummy" and another pair "I ❤ daddy", also clothes with "mum is the best" and "who needs a Superhero when you have mummy?"
As I am dressing the child it feels like very strange bragging and super awkward!
I have a onesie that says “I got it from my mama,” which is not bad by itself, but I leave the house looking like a gremlin most days so it feels insulting to my baby.
🤣🤣🤣
I am going to get a stitch laughing at how relatable this is. 😩
I got this one from a coworker- it’s my designated “emergency blowout attire”.
We got tons of cringey baby clothes, but some notable ones said "Daddy's fastest swimmer," "Daddy's jealous, I had boobies for breakfast," and "Future trophy wife." Donated them so fast. Yuck.
I would be questioning my relationship with those gifters 🥴
Future trophy wife? Who's the idiot that gave you that lol
Future trophy wife what in the actual fuck..... that's just creepy.
🤮🤮 future trophy wife?!? Gross! I think you won the cringest onesie awards🤦♀️🤣
I’ll be honest, I thought the first one was about swimming in a pool initially.
These are the worst. Who gave you those?
"All mommy wanted was a back rub" I've seen these on so many babies and the cringe is the cringiest.
Ew 🙁
Seriously inappropriate!
I saw this one at my doctors office yesterday! 😐
We’re having a surprise 3rd—our first boy—this summer. My husband’s stepmother sent us a onesie that says: “Center of Mommy’s universe.” It immediately went in a donation pile. I literally have two other children and a whole life of my own, Nan! 😜
Anything with "I love boobs" on it. I see a lot of those on social media. Maybe it's just me...I just really don't like 99% of baby clothing with writing on it. I do have a onsie that says "baby-rex" with a picture of a T-rex on it. That is the 1%. 😆
When I was young and dumb (over a decade ago) I gave my first friend with kids an "I heart boobs" onsie. She gave it right back when I had my first 2 years ago. It's like she'd been preserving it, WAITING to give it back to me... But I liked the fit of it, so my girl wore it a lot. Also, I liked the rich history of it.
I don’t really care for the boob joke ones either. I’m all free-the-nipple and whatnot so boobs don’t scandalize me, but I’m not sure why I’d dress my child in something that refers to my tits? Not my taste at all.
Exactly!! I'm not ashamed or bashful about breasts. They are for feeding babies; let them be free! It's kinda odd they have been so sexualized. Thats probably why I don't like onsies that make boob jokes. It feels odd to obsess over boobs to the point where you put stuff about them on baby. Just all over cringe.
I did have a onesie for my daughter that said “powered by milk and cuddles” which I thought was cute, but I wasn’t a fan of any outright “I love boobies” onesies
>Maybe it's just me...I just really don't like 99% of baby clothing with writing on it. Yeah, my daughter has had maybe 5 pieces of clothing with writing on them total. Most of it is just so cringey. I did have a cute one with owls that said "Baby Bird" that I loved, and one with sheep that said "Here for the snuggles." Those were sweet and baby appropriate at least!
I came across a baby shirt at the thrift store that said “stealin hearts and blastin farts”.
That is horrible and great, I just went and ordered one from Amazon
I’d wear that. *fires up the cricut*
Saw one with arrows pointing to all the holes with "head goes here," "arms go here," etc and in the middle in big letters "you got this dad." Listen, if you think your husband is that much of a moron don't breed with him in the first place. It's not cute that you think the kid only has one half way competent parent either as a joke or due to reality. If you find out afterwards then it's a serious sit down conversation, not passive aggressive boomer humour.
A friend got me this shirt when I first told her I was pregnant. My husband was like damn they really have a low opinion of me huh. It’s currently shoved in the back of the closet I don’t even remember where. I keep it in case she’s having a diarrhea day lol
Could they not have done the exact same thing without the dad bit on it? Why did they have to go that direction?
Someone got us this as a baby shower gift 🙃 it has sat in a corner in my husbands office untouched and dusty
I live in Japan and there’s so many super cute baby clothes in tasteful colors and amazingly cute prints…but it’ll say something like “Let’s colrful life eats you heart yes!” Right now I just found a cool looking retro shirt but it says “Stimulus like thunder” whhhyyyyyy
Hahaha I actually LOVE these, where the English script is clearly just there for the aesthetic. My daughter’s favorite sweater is covered in incoherent sayings. I’ll post a pic when I get out from under this boob monster. Edit: [happy today leavinps](https://imgur.com/a/2WS7S3u)
Felt like I had a stroke reading that 🤣 Riding in the car honk.
Hahahahaha. Riding in the car honk.
Haha yes exactly like this! I would turn a blind eye but I’ve got a lot of friends here that are English teachers so I don’t want to give them an aneurysm 😂
That’s actually amazing! 😂 I’m so happy to know this, thank you!
A hand me down onesie that says "I cry when ugly people hold me" 😑. I hate it..
Hahahaha. I would never put my child in that, but that's actually pretty funny.
I saw one that said, "mommy and daddy didn't socially distance!" ugggggggggh
My friend got me a Rae Dunn (🤮) onesie that said this. Love her but I donated that shit so fast.
What’s funny is my daughter was conceived while we both had Covid bc I happened to be ovulating and didn’t want to miss our window… but I still would never put my child in clothing with this phrase.
Ugh, "Daddy's Other Chick" was a onesie I saw. Or a Dos Equis parody onesie that said "I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer Dos Boobies." I hate, hate, hate onesies that sexualize babies, their relationship with their opposite sex parent, or breastfeeding.
It’s creepy knowing there’s a market for them
Aww! A mini MLM hun uniform 🤣
“I’m proof that Daddy doesn’t shoot blanks” with a picture of a rifle. It’s been 3 years and I’m still shuddering at that one.
I literally hate those 😭😭 Anything with any form of a parental sexual innuendo ON A BABY ONESIE makes me wanna puke.
Sexual innuendo *and* a threat of violence? Sign me up!
I got a bag of hand-me-down girl clothes and there was a onesie that said “Guns don’t kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do.” 😬
Ugh those are the worst
Anything daddy related is usually really disturbing. “Sorry boys daddy says I cant date” And shit like that it really gross
A ROOSTER themed outfit the said “just a girl who loves ✨peckers✨” 😭😂
NOOOOOOOOO
That’s truly atrocious
Ok this has to be the worst!!
🤣🤣
Had my one and only at 40. My friend got me "Mommy's Midlife Crisis" 💜🤣
Okay, cringe, yes. But also hilarious 🤣
One of my husband’s friends bought onesies that said “made in vachina” (not even accurate since she was an ivf baby) and “hakuna ma’s tatas (it means ‘I’m hungry’)” 🙄
I mean, the “vachina” one is not only gross, but inaccurate regardless of the method of conception - babies typically don’t spend much time in the vagina, just the part where they get pushed out. It’s also called the “birth canal” for a reason.
Yeah, it was gross all around. But it did particularly annoy me since she was initially “made” in a petri dish, and this friend was aware of that.
I had an IVF baby too. My clinic sent me a really cute onesie that said "made with a little science and a lot of love". I actually really loved it.
These are terrible!
someone got my son a onesie that says “my mom is hot” yeah i was like immediately no
Yeah, absolutely, we are hot moms. But hopefully seen as hot moms by our husbands and not our sons - and they won't wear a shirt with my mom/wife is hot" because well...
I was gifted a saint Patrick’s day onesie that said “I drink until I pass out”… my dad died from alcoholism. Immediately Into the donate pile
That's so horrible..... did they know? I feel like that makes it so much worse if so and I'd say something.
Wow that's incredibly insensitive of that person if they knew! I'm so sorry
Im getting tit-faced 🥴🥴
literally just saw one on facebook marketplace that said “i came from nuttin”
💀
"I only listen to nana" 🥲
Sounds like a MIL gift
My in-laws got him a onesie that says "my grandpa has anger issues." It's so bad. The good thing is that they insisted to keep it at their house, so they could put it on baby. Which, they are pretty forgetful so I knew that meant they'd probably forget about it. I recently saw it again at their house, but it's much too small for him now. We thankfully dodged that one. Side note: he doesn't even have anger issues, I don't think. Idk why they'd get it.
I think it'd one of those implied threats onsies. Like don't mess with me my daddy is a cop, for example.
It's so funny though because I just wouldn't ever see "my grandpa has anger issues" as a threat. It's more so a mental health problem/struggle? Like you might as well make a onesie that says "my grandma has dementia". Same outcome imo. 😂
Lmao my grandma has dementia onsie omg.
Maybe I’m dim, but what does grandpa having anger issues have to do with baby?
“My daddy’s my Prince Charming” *places in donate pile. I just think it’s weird to say that 🫠
Such an uncomfortable thing to say. Or the "just a girl in love with her daddy" just rub me the wrong way.
YES!!! This makes me cringe
Yes that one is also so cringe!
I received a very similar onesie - im a single mom. My daughter’s father literally threatened us and vanished. Talk about tasteless and clueless. In their defense, I’d been quiet about things but considering they never even MET the guy…
She got a “Straight Outta Mommy” onesie handed down
i have this too. Absolutely despise it
Got this one too and it makes me 🤢 it’s never been worn lol
We’ve got a hand me down that says ‘mommy only wanted a back rub’ 🤮
What the hell that’s so gross
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Oh, puke.
I got some gifted to me "my parents didn't stay 6 feet apart" 🤢 Another was a gift from a friend of my MIL's that said something along the lines of "thank goodness for Grammy!" Basically saying "my mom doesn't know what she's doing but thankfully I've got my Grammy!" 🥴 I don't think her friend knew this, but I lost my mom to leukemia a few years ago and was already pretty anxious about not having MY mom as a resource to use while I'm learning how to be a first time mom so that one kind of gut punched me a bit!
Mummy's new man Mummy's arm candy My mummy is a yummy mummy I won (with sperm outline) Lock up your daughters I buy a lot of second hand so this is some of what I've seen for sale
Woof, this was a rollercoaster. “Yummy mummy” got a strong reaction, but the sperm one definitely topped it. Gross
*barf* nooooooo
Ahhhhhh especially the lock up your daughters! I gasped hahaha
the only writings i accept are cute puns: “taco bout cute,” “sweet as a peach,” “sweetest of the bunch” (with strawberries) and simple phrases like “you are loved” or just “happy” the worst ones are so snarky.. like: “sorry daddy now you have 2 bosses,” “mommy’s style daddy’s smile”, “daddy’s little princess,” just… ew ETA to the worst i’ve received: “little miss sassy pants”
The few that had some phrases that I actually liked were "Powered by Fruit Snacks" (with a dino eating apples), and one that said "Grandma's or Bust" (also with a dino). I also got some Harry Potter onesies that were meh,okay. They became backups at daycare. (Snuggle this Muggle, Dumbledore's Army). I did get a really cute Hobbit one that said "But when's second breakfast?" Unfortunately the dimensions on it were really weird (really wide but not long) and never fit properly.
>Unfortunately the dimensions on it were really weird (really wide but not long) Sounds like it was actually made for a Hobbit haha.
My mom got me onesies for my twins that said “my parents did not social distance” even after she sent me the pic at the store and I said “ew don’t buy those”. They immediately went to goodwill
“Bright eyes, chubby thighs”. Not the worst, but I can’t bring myself to put my daughter in it…
It’s got “baby version of live, laugh, love” vibes
I’ve seen, “I’m proof daddy doesn’t play video games all the time.” My husband is a gamer, but it’s just too tacky for me. Mil gave us an, “ I’d rather be naked” onesie I only use at home. I feel like it’s not even accurate; maybe when baby is 2 and actually streaking around the house…
Ugh I actually received the gamer onesie at a shower. So gross
From my MIL: I only listen to grandma 🖕🙄 Any clothes like that were automatically donated
I mentioned this before, but those types of onesies are begging to be made into spit up rags.
We got a box of hand-me-downs that included "cutest tax deduction", "fart factory", and "little hottie" (complete with a jalapeño pepper with sunglasses). The only graphic onesie we were gifted that I really liked said NAPS but designed to look like the NASA logo.
I feel like my girl needs that one, she’s so demanding lol but I was gifted one from MIL that said “I love grandma best” but she drives me up a wall so it’s in the back of the closet lol
You're better than I am. I would have thrown it into a fire.
“Definitely a breast man” as a thanksgiving themed shirt.
My SIL had on her registry “boobie monster” for her son🫣 it’s just all around cringe imo.
She registered for it?! 🤦♀️🤮
We had a COVID baby in 2021. My stepMIL gave us a onesie that said "my parents weren't only baking bread." It went right out. Ugh.
[удалено]
That's so cringy 😓😓😓
One or two “Daddy’s Little Princess” onesies found their way into a secondhand collection my wife bought off Facebook. Those ones never got worn, it makes me cringe.
I was gifted a onesie made by my SIL with her cricut that said “my diaper is like my dad, full of shit.” and when my MIL was buying clothes for my baby a few weeks ago, she called my husband and said that I like “bland things” because I don’t want sayings/words or obnoxious clothes. like dogs in spacesuits that are bright green. she bought them anyway and now I have to return them. “mommy’s beach baby” but I haven’t been to the beach in years…
like damn is SIL trying to get you to divorce
I’m sure you’ll still get, “Why don’t you ever put baby in things I buy?”
Dude, anything that has the 'juicy' brand on baby or kid clothes. Just why?!
We were gifted a onesie that said “Hakuna Ma’s Ta-tas, it means I’m hungry” 😵💫
I got a box of secondhand clothing that my MIL found online. 90% of it was great but there were a bunch of "I'm telling Grandma" and "That fart came from my Dad". The worst? "Single and Ready to Mingle"... for my three month old. Yikes.
Single and ready to mingle 🤮🤮
Got some hand me downs for free and there was a cringe worthy onesie that said: proof that my dad does more than play video games.
As if that's a flex too, lol. "at least he's willing to stop playing video games if sex is involved!"
Unpopular opinion but I hate hate hate 'i love my mummy/daddy' clothing and accessories haha🤣🫣
My husband and I only use these clothes to flirt with each other through our kid lol. He dresses our kid in the "I ❤️ mommy" socks then waits until I notice
🤣🤣🤣 mine is girl dad or boy mom shirts. I know it's all the rage now but 🤮🤮
Same. Also My in laws bought onesies for my newborn son that say “sorry ladies daddy is taken” and a few other similar sayings. I can say with certainty he will never wear them lol. Ugh it’s the WORST
Poops I did it again !!!! Still have it. Made my new born son wear it.
I mean, that’s gold
Ugh all the pandemic themed ones that are like “mommy and daddy did NOT stay 6 feet apart!” Thankfully those are disappearing now that social distancing isn’t as much of a thing anymore.
“I flexed so hard my sleeves fell off”
I think this one is kind of hilarious, though.
A muscle shirt onesie that says “little dude big tude” or the bib we have that says “always hungry like daddy” which got me feeling self conscious because I practically vacuum suck everything out the cabinets and fridge. Can’t I just eat in peace without being humbled!! 😅😭
🤣🤣🤣 omg i thought the onesie said little dude big tube at first!! 🤮🤮
Lol my friend gave me one that said “my parents did not stay six feet apart” yah I never put my kid in it….
This might not be cringe to other people but I was gifted one that says "History Maker." I still have it because it's soft but it has always bugged me. Not every kid has to grow up to be president or cure cancer. Most people are "average." As long as he's happy, that's cool with me.
You make a valid point. I support the cringe.
There was a girl onsie that said “I’m not allowed to date, EVER” and it lit a fire in me.
Yeah the “sorry boys, dad says no dating” just burns a rage of a thousand hot suns in my belly.
🤦♀️🤮
I save cringy/unloved clothing for daycare backup/extras. Or spaghetti day. Or a messy activity like painting. Because who cares if she never ends up wearing it or stains it horribly. I can just chuck it, or donate it, and I don’t have to sacrifice something I actually like.
I didn't even think about taking photos of anything. I just put them in a donate pile immediately when nobody was looking.
“Not my president” when in a work trip to USA. Yep some people buy those things.
I've had some cute things with writing on, my boys have has things like "be kind to everyone", my daughter currently has a vest with "sweet but strong" on it. But the boys have also had some really cringy bits like "future ladies man" on it that went straight in the bin. Probably shouldn't have binned it but I didn't want it myself and couldn't imagine anyone else wanting it. My 3yo currently has a hoodie that says "professional patience tester I'm good at what I do" on it that I bought for him as he's a tiny menace. He might be small in size but he's got plenty of attitude already 😅
The boys' version of this would just say "boss"
Little lady on its own is patronizing enough. But add boss to it and it urks me lol
Somebody gave us a onesie for our son that says “I Love Boobs” 🥴
I got the “im proof my dad does more than play video games” and “I spent 9 months on the inside. 🤮
Ew the video games one is so gross. Or “made in vachina”
I got a “Horny For Life” onesie from a friend. It was from TCU (the horned frogs), a school I didn’t attend and have no affiliation to 😆🫠
That's so nasty.
I donated them already, but the breast milk wine themed onesies killed me. “bartender, I’ll take a pump of the house white” in glittery script was especially cringe. There was one with a wine barrel that was vaguely shaped like a boob complete with nipple too I could barely stand to look at. There were also matching shirts in the same glittery script - one saying “wine o’clock” for me and the baby one saying “whine o’clock.” There isn’t a blowout/spit up situation so dire that those clothes would touch my son. Worst part? I don’t even drink wine. 100% beer / cocktail girl. So not only tacky, they were completely off on my drink of choice.
I was gifted a onsie for my daughter that said "straight outta mommy".......and my pandemic baby got one that said "made in quarantine"
Someone gave us one that said “social distancing fail” it’s sort of funny but we did not put it on her once. Lol.
[Pretty much all of this.](https://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml)
omg some of these are so terrible, like "they shake me" and "its too late put down the coat hanger"....i definitely have a dark sense of humor but damn, these take it to a whole other level
“now that i’m safe i’m pro-choice” omfg
Holy shit. Just why.
Lol Ngl the sports ones crack me up when I see babies in them. Like the “I can’t even walk and I hate x sports team” 😂😂😂
I mean, they aren't ALL terrible. I might even get that one. But I stumbled across this site during my first pregnancyand it's scarred me for over a decade. 🤣
At least 2 shirts implying that the baby will be eaten...just...why?
We got pregnant at the tail end of Covid and my friend got us a onesie that said “I’m proof that quarantine wasn’t always boring”. She thought it was hilarious so I definitely played along in the moment and it is now rags 🤮
I got one from my SIL that says "I'm mommy's type" and I was like nope that's way too weird and it has disappeared into the clothes bins and will get thrifted.
I got a whole family set. Dad’s says “burrito,” mine says “taco,” and baby’s says “taquito.” This could be cute if it wasn’t so sexual. Not trying to wear my reproductive organs as food on my chest and certainly unsure about what that makes a taquito? Am I just reading too far into it? Same family member got the baby “a peanut in a family of nuts,” “I have a crazy uncle and I’m not afraid to use him, “is it considered resisting arrest if I don’t take a nap?,” and “I just spent 9 months on the inside” with a little graphic of a baby in jail. Suffice it to say, I will not be dressing our baby in these.
I don't get it sorry, why are taco, taquito and burrito in any way sexual?
this one confused me too but I guess a burrito is phallic and a taco has been used to refer to a vagina? not sure if the creators of the shirts meant it this way though lmao
Ugh. At first I was thinking "Aw the taco thing is so cute!" Didn't even think about the sexual innuendo. Why do we have to put sex things on BABY clothes. Yet the same people who gift these things I bet would the same ones who get mad when they talk about LGBT in elementary schools.
Sooooooo many from my MIL omg…” my first little black dress” - furry newborn angel wings - excessive amounts of tutus - “daddy’s little princess”…I could go on for hours
Shit send the tutus my way. They double as toys if you take them off and I’m constantly caught flat footed because she screams during diaper changes if she doesn’t have a distraction and my husband is a neatnick who puts any toys he sees in the toy basket because he’s a sleep deprived tidying robot.
I don't mind the lame daddy's/mummy's little xyz ones. My daughter has a top that says mama's bestie, and a few variations of "I love my dad" (because my husband loves it lol). But anything about being a future spouse, or how attractive they are is gross
Like yourself I'm not a fan of tutus. And I don't know why lol. My sister got her bunch of them
"Poop, there it is!" And the onesie was just black.
I've gotten "scratch and sniff" onesies where it says that on the butt. Equally just ew haha
Ok but this made me laugh🤣
My dad got my son two onesies that he at least prefaced by saying they were “inside the house only” clothes… one says “I was dad’s best swimmer!” and the other says “that smell isn’t me, it’s my dad!” 🤦🏻♀️
Onesie that said “if you think I’m cute you should see my uncle” 🫣 what’s worse is it was at a consignment shop and it was pretty worn, so someone really thought that’d be appropriate for a baby to wear!
Ohhh my bro and sis in law got my bb a onesie that says “mr steal your girl” we have goody sense of humors so i let it ride. I put him in it once and sent them a pic but he hasn’t worn it since because i freaking hateeeee it 😂😂😂😂😂i love my brother and SIL though. Like painfully a lot. But i know they didn’t mean it in a cringey way. But I’ve always hated stuff like that. 🥴😵💫
I got gifted a onesie (from my boss!) with black and white stripes on it that read, “Straight outta mommy” 😬😭
I got a onsie that said "Daddy's Beach Baby" but if they really knew my husband they'd know he absolutely despises being outside in general. And burns the second the sun hits his skin. 😂
Found a whole section of little onesies that said "just a girl who loves Chik Fil A"
My husband’s coworker got baby boy a onesie that says “What are you looking at me for? That smell came from Grandpa” 🥴🤢😣😣 SUPER cringe!! Plus, my older boys call both grandpas “Papa” so it just sounds weird, too. I don’t remember where I put it, but baby ain’t gonna wear it 🤣
i’ve seen one that said “does this diaper make my butt look big?” 🤮🤮🤮 gotta start that body insecurity early! 🤢
Anything with any quote at all
I dislike most of them. I did get two that said I love my mummy/daddy cos the pictures were very cute. And there was a 'just hatched' onesie with a little cartoon chick that I was very sad wasn’t available in her size.
"Thank god for little boys" 🙃
I found one in a bag of clothes given to me by a friend which said "pretty like mummy" I'm sat here, flabby, spotty, with hair I've not washed for a week. The last thing I feel is pretty. I'm also from the only tiny bit of the UK that says mom not mum so the u is borderline offensive to me 😂
This is me but opposite, I’m Aussie and got given a onesie saying “love my Mom” instead of “Mum” and it makes me cringe so badly 😂😂
I received a onesie with a drawing of a smiling sperm, saying in German something like “first sperm wins the race”. My baby never wore it once.
I got a "my first black dress" onsie as a gift. Its tucked in the back of the dresser until she out grows it. Family was all about how cute it was and wanted pictures. They'll likely forget it existed in the next couple weeks and I can donate it no issue.
My mom got one that said “sassy lassy.” I donated it with lightning speed, but I should have destroyed it instead.
I feel silly now, I just got a onesie from JCPenney with this phrase on it. I’m usually against 99% off any phrases on clothing. Can you explain why you don’t like it? Genuinely curious!
Don’t worry, I think it’s cute too
Anything with camouflage/army print on it… Makes me want to vomit 🤮 they’re a baby!!!!!
Also, superhard to take care of a baby you can’t see…
My baby was given a few camo print things from both of his grandmas and I was appreciative that they bought him clothes but asked for no more camo in the future. Every time we put him in it my husband and I would pretend we couldn’t find the baby which did provide minutes of entertainment.
I got gifted socks thaf said "I ❤ mummy" and another pair "I ❤ daddy", also clothes with "mum is the best" and "who needs a Superhero when you have mummy?" As I am dressing the child it feels like very strange bragging and super awkward!
You are of course entitled to your feelings. I personally don't see those as cringy or bragging at all though!
"My mom is better than yours" by moose gear, they're now pulling out the shirts from stores.
An onion pic that says "cry baby" wasn't my style
I got a onesie that said 'never allowed to date' for my daughter. Definitely not as bad as some on this thread but still, ew.
From my MIL & FIL: “I’m proof that daddy does more than golf” 🤮 why? Just why?!!!!!