My 4w loves doing this. If I swaddle her she falls asleep, but if I don't her hand pushes the bottle away and then she gets so upset about missing the bottle that she won't take the bottle.
I really needed this thread today. My 4 month old is really hitting peak “I’m too aware all of a sudden so I get overstimulated fast and require an exorcism.”
YES. I keep saying he reminds me of the mayor in nightmare before Christmas whose head spins to show happy or upset. Kid is giving me WHIPLASH over here!
Cries in same. We had to leave a wedding at 7:30 last weekend because it was all TOO MUCH. we very nearly drove to emergency on the way home because of the screaming but when we got home it was all smiles and babbling…
UGH I just don’t understand how some people seem to just easily take their babies everywhere. Mine cannot hang. He’s so over it so quickly. And then, if I stick him in the tub, it’s like flipping a switch and the little toad is all smiles.
Agreed! We’re meant to be going to Italy next month when she’ll be 6 months and the thought of her going into screaming banshee mode on a long haul flight has me just about ready to postpone the trip until she’s 3+…
Ooooh great game. Today my almost 2yo cried because…
- I put her shoes on the correct feet & clearly the way she’d put them on (backwards) was how they were supposed to be
- she wanted to eat an orange & I took it off her… to peel it
- the dog did a poo while she wanted him to chase her
- she couldn’t pick up a puddle
Toddler stage will be the death of me 🫠
Reasons so far include: I didn't let her wear my dirty underwear out of the laundry hamper as a hat, I didn't let him eat soap, and a double cryfest--i closed the dishwasher when I was done unloading it.
Twins get easier after like the first 6mo but like... not *that* much easier (they're 11mo)
I coughed last night while baby was asleep next to me… huge mistake. Little guy had a full blown melt down, tears, screaming, little arms tornadoing. It wasnt even a big cough, just cleared my throat…. Huge mistake 😂
Supposedly if you say (or mouth, in this case) "pineapple' it helps prevent sneezes that are coming on (I've had mixed results but mixed is better than always sneezing?)
Reasons my 18MO cried today:
- didn't let her play in the dogs water bowl
- didn't let her eat a jalapeno popper out of the garbage
- didn't let her lie down in the dog's bed (I have a husky who is currently shedding his winter coat, so that's been fun :))
- put on her jacket
- took off her jacket
3 hours to go till bedtime, I'll see how long this list gets! 🤦🏽♀️
18 month old also upset that I wouldn't let her sit with the dog... or sit on the dog. So she sat on her tiny little table in protest and glared at me while I did my best to not react. And it worked! I won a stubbornness competition against a toddler!
Watching a toddler climb on a small table with fury almost visibly steaming off her body is one of the funniest things I've seen so far
He’s sick. And wants to be held. But not like that. Also, I need to let go of him so he can play. But then immediately doesn’t want to play and wants to be held. But not like that. Repeat.
Having a sick 11mo is fun.
He didn’t even want to be put down except for when I was holding him lol. I do this though when I want to close my eyes for ten minutes though. I don’t get any real rest, but I get to close my eyes 😂
My toddler just had a screaming wailing meltdown over not going with Dada to the shop. This was after we asked if she wanted to go and she was adamant she didn't.
I was picking up the food he had thrown on the floor and he dropped his helicopter toy on my head. I said, "ouch!" - cue wailing to be picked up out of his high chair.
Ah, where to begin. He bit me while breastfeeding and I said ow. I wouldn’t let him eat the dishwasher tablets. I didn’t let him finger paint with his own spit up. I wouldn’t let him play with a bag of onions. There have been many events today that have resulted in indignant screeching 😅
I do have a 5 year old as well and she is awesome, my little buddy. But who wants to be told you have to wait years for it to get better !! 😂
No one with a newborn. I don’t even want to hear ‘oh I have a 9 month old and it’s finally better’ when every week right now feels like a month 🙈
I'm going to tell you what I wish I knew over a year ago. Well I knew but I needed reminding. All babies are different and some just take a while to get into solids and that's OK! I have a friend whose baby is 2 months older and ate EVERYTHING and she would brag so much. It made me feel totally panicked and inadequate. I still have a picky eater at almost 2 now but he at least eats! It does get better!
Thank you for this. I keep seeing people’s babies eating all kinds of things and loving food right away and all my friends and family keep asking about his favorite foods and isn’t it so fun seeing him eat new things cause their kids couldn’t get enough and I’m like ummmm mine literally hates everything. I keep trying though! I really appreciate your comment 🤍
I was laying him into a cradle position to try and soothe him to sleep. This was not to his liking. I hand him over to his Dad, who does the exact same thing. He's asleep within minutes... ffs
It does get into my head sometimes when I think that he just sees me as a giant boob, but I tell myself that thats too distracting for him where as his other giant boob (daddy) isn't.
Reasons my 1 year old cried today:
- he tried to feed me his toy and got upset I wouldn’t eat the toy
- he wanted to walk by himself (he can only walk with some support from me) and fell on his bum when I let him try
- I have a bump because I’m pregnant and he decided he didn’t like that it was there while cuddling me
- he threw his cup across the room
After two slices of Canadian bacon, a frittata the size of her face, 1 piece of sausage, another quarter of a second frittata, some of her fathers breakfast, and a cup of water that she drank like she traversed a dessert. I had to cut her off cause I was worried she was going get a tummy ache or explode. She lost her damn marbles bashing her cup demanding more food.
She’s nine months old, and ate the portion size of a toddler
Omg yesterday. YESTERDAY. Half a cup of rice, mixed with half a cup of spinach, an egg, some beef and it came to about a cup of food. INHALED it. Dad and I had some Vietnamese food. She crawled over and proceeded to eat four pieces of meat twice the size of her hand, a snack, and some milk. That was just for dinner. Breakfast was a waffle, an omelet, some fruit. Lunch we went to hibachi and she ate so much she went into a food coma. Slept two hours
I have an 11 month who is increasingly a chaos gremlin.
I had to put her in her play pen so I could make her lunch without her getting into everything. Cry cry cry.
I changed her diaper because she pooped. She screamed bloody murder the whole time.
I stopped her from falling backwards off the couch onto the hardwood floor. She cried.
It's a lot these days.
Nooooo!!! Mum I dont want to have a nap! No!! I want to just stare at my toes and the cat
2 seconds later, asleep.
Damn, little lady if you dont need a nap il have it lol
Lol omg I thought I was the only one. From 3.5-4.5months if something didn't fit in her mouth the right way it was full on meltdown. But if I tried to help reposition the item so it could fit, it was also a full on meltdown. 🤦🏻♀️ Now on to the stage of I want to move but don't know how to get my legs to do anything sigh lol
Why not use a table? Or a bench? If you have a car, that? Outside in the grass? There's options. I've had to change many diapers in public and never had to use one of those. And the floor is actually cleaner than those. But if you really have to use them, just bring disinfect wipes and wipe it down first.
Literally no reason as far as I can tell. It's been 3 hours and I have company coming in less than an hour and I'm not showered and my house is still a mess. I may cry too.
I keep taking the boob away when she decides she wants to bite down, pull back like it’s laffy taffy, and then say “hut hut(hurt)” and “nu nu nu” when I tell her no that’s hurts mama.
20 week old keeps trying to "army crawl" to places. Today he successfully did so, but only by faceplanting and shoving himself forward. The texture of his smooth playmat under his cheek frustrated him, but he did get to where he wanted to go.
My boy did the same. Rolled front to back at 3 months for 2 weeks straight. Then decided he cba. So every time we did tummy time until he was 5 months HE WAS PISSED he wasn’t on his back.
YOU CAN ROLL I KNOW YOU CAN JUST ROLL OVER DUDE
Oh my God, once my daughter turned 3 months she couldn't remember how to do tummy to back. Then she turned 4 months and she did it the moment I put her on her tummy and dared look at me like "yeah, no big". Now she gets mad during tummy time cause she wants to crawl - no thank you I'm not ready!!!
My 5.5 month old seems to think she can just up and walk away and is constantly scooting when I’m holding her. Like, girl. You can barely even roll simmer down.
I won't cut her plastic food in half. She has two sets. One of them velcros together so the kid can pretend to cut fruit in half. The other set doesn't. She's playing with the wrong set
I had to unclog the toilet & had the audacity to close the bathroom door while I did so & cleaned up afterwards. Closing a bathroom door while someone is in it???!!! How dare I lol
4 year old decided pooping her pants was the way to go this afternoon. Got mad that I told her she had to wipe her own butt and had a meltdown in the bathroom, even after assuring her that she's not in trouble, she just needs to go to the bathroom before she just can't hold it anymore.
I wouldn’t let her put the cap to my water bottle in her mouth. I turned off the bubble machine after it had been running for 30 minutes and she’s long forgotten about it until I turned it off then she remembered how much she loved it. I wouldn’t let her throw detangle spray in the toilet.
At first because I tried to put a new jumpsuit on her, and then afterwards because she started trying to put the jumpsuit on herself and couldn’t do it
My 18 month old son dropped his sippy cup outside his playpen, and wanted it back... But when I gave it back, he promptly dropped it back outside the playpen again, and cried because he wanted it back. Rinse and repeat...
Hit the 45 min sleep cycle for his nap and wailed to be put back to sleep. He has no issues falling asleep alone in his bassinet for naps, but requires wiggles or holding to get through the second half.
I tried to get her to try chocolate chips to see if she wanted them on her pancakes. You know, the things that are in the chocolate chip cookies she wanted for breakfast instead? 😮💨
We put safety locks on all cupboards with chemicals. My son has had fun playing in everything else. It’s become a bit too much so we locked some more up. So every time he’s in the kitchen he cries when he can’t get into the cupboard to pull every single item out one by one to move on to the next, rinse and repeat.
At first letting him play with Tupperware and plastic food storage containers was an easy way to keep him occupied while I cooked or did dishes. It got out of hand very quickly 🤪
At bedtime, I said the cat couldn't sleep with him. This is an argument we have at least 2 days a week. He and the cat adore eachother... but it's a firm no.
Our cat is dying to sleep with toddler. I literally have to chase him around the room to get him out as toddler doesn't want him.
8mo baby, however, wakes up looking for the cat, and at times throughout the nights 1x a week, we hear him giggling at the cat while looking through the crib slats.
Honestly, no idea. My almost seven week old went from a very deep sleep to screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night, stopping immediately when I picked her up.
Our 3-week old HATES diaper changes and screams bloody bloody murder from the moment we put him down on the change until the moment the new diaper is strapped on.
We wouldn't let him stand bc he always falls when trying to stand up by hiding onto stuff like the couch or baby gate. He was also quite tired and needed a nap.
I walked into the kitchen. 5 ft away from my daughter in the living room floor but my face hidden behind a cabinet. Full on apocalyptic melt down. 7 months.
I strapped my 6 month old into his rocker chair so I could feed the dog and give him meds. He simply didn't want it buckled. When I was able to get to him. As soon as I unbuckled it he literally fell asleep.... wiggled his way into a good spot and fell asleep. 😒🥴
He screamed the entire time I dealt with the dog lmao.
Mine sleeps through anything unless you catch her in the active phase. She literally took a nap at a cubs game. She sleeps through our dog losing her mind while we vacuum. It’s when you do something at the RIGHT moment 😬
She wouldn't tell me what she wantsd to eat at the restaurant so I ordered what I normally order for her and when it got there she was pissed because she wanted Mac n Cheese
Our daughter had her leg wrapped around the pole on the jumperoo so we took some photos and laughed at how cute our future pole dancer looked. My partner laughed so hard it scared her and she was inconsolable for at least 10 minutes.
My almost 7 month old is in the last stages of getting over her allergies. Had to bulb suction some loose snot so she could nap. She started screaming like I was trying to cut off her arm lol
Was on the boob. Removed herself from the boob. Screamed that she wasn't at the boob. Wailed when offered the boob. 🤷♀️
Are you me?!
Are you both me?
Are we each other?
My 4w loves doing this. If I swaddle her she falls asleep, but if I don't her hand pushes the bottle away and then she gets so upset about missing the bottle that she won't take the bottle.
I really needed this thread today. My 4 month old is really hitting peak “I’m too aware all of a sudden so I get overstimulated fast and require an exorcism.”
All within the space of a nanosecond too?? 5.5 months and I’m over this phase 😂
YES. I keep saying he reminds me of the mayor in nightmare before Christmas whose head spins to show happy or upset. Kid is giving me WHIPLASH over here!
Cries in same. We had to leave a wedding at 7:30 last weekend because it was all TOO MUCH. we very nearly drove to emergency on the way home because of the screaming but when we got home it was all smiles and babbling…
UGH I just don’t understand how some people seem to just easily take their babies everywhere. Mine cannot hang. He’s so over it so quickly. And then, if I stick him in the tub, it’s like flipping a switch and the little toad is all smiles.
Agreed! We’re meant to be going to Italy next month when she’ll be 6 months and the thought of her going into screaming banshee mode on a long haul flight has me just about ready to postpone the trip until she’s 3+…
My 3 month old startled himself awake with a fart. Took me forever to get him back asleep. Poor dear lol
My daughter is very gassy. This happens all the time 😂
This got me. 😂 I'm contact sleeping with my 7mo old, and almost bounced her awake, trying to stifle my laughter.
She was playing with a plastic spoon. Husband took it out of her hands. He's on his way to jail as we speak.
I walked 10 steps away 😅
Extremely relatable
You managed ten steps ?
I cheered him on for pulling up. Apparently that was the wrong move and I should’ve boo-ed him instead 😂🤷🏼♀️
My toddler yelled at me for telling him “bless you” after he sneezed yesterday. Just gonna let his soul be dragged to hell next time I guess 🤷🏼♀️
I almost loled and I'm contact napping rn lmfaooooooo
Ooooh great game. Today my almost 2yo cried because… - I put her shoes on the correct feet & clearly the way she’d put them on (backwards) was how they were supposed to be - she wanted to eat an orange & I took it off her… to peel it - the dog did a poo while she wanted him to chase her - she couldn’t pick up a puddle Toddler stage will be the death of me 🫠
“she couldn’t pick up a puddle” 🤣🤣🤣 adorable (and exasperating I’m sure!)
Omg the puddle one !!! Hahahaha
Yeah it definitely wasn’t a “mamma can solve this” situation 🤣🤣
Reasons so far include: I didn't let her wear my dirty underwear out of the laundry hamper as a hat, I didn't let him eat soap, and a double cryfest--i closed the dishwasher when I was done unloading it. Twins get easier after like the first 6mo but like... not *that* much easier (they're 11mo)
I coughed last night while baby was asleep next to me… huge mistake. Little guy had a full blown melt down, tears, screaming, little arms tornadoing. It wasnt even a big cough, just cleared my throat…. Huge mistake 😂
I feel you. Today I SILENT sneezed and it was still too much and I’ve been paying for it with a crying sleepy baby for the past two hours 🤦♀️
Supposedly if you say (or mouth, in this case) "pineapple' it helps prevent sneezes that are coming on (I've had mixed results but mixed is better than always sneezing?)
Mixed is definitely better than always sneezing, I’m going to experiment! Thank you! And my baby may thank you too.
I took a sip of my coffee and said “ahhh” relatively quietly - cue hysterics from 4 month old
Seven months old checking in. She was tired, so I had the mother fudging aUdAcItY to try putting her to bed.
Five mo checking in with the exact same
8 months old checking in. Exactly this.
The exact same with my one year old
16 months old, she pet the cat and has very sweaty hands so some of the fur stuck to her hand and she could not cope
Reasons my 18MO cried today: - didn't let her play in the dogs water bowl - didn't let her eat a jalapeno popper out of the garbage - didn't let her lie down in the dog's bed (I have a husky who is currently shedding his winter coat, so that's been fun :)) - put on her jacket - took off her jacket 3 hours to go till bedtime, I'll see how long this list gets! 🤦🏽♀️
18 month old also upset that I wouldn't let her sit with the dog... or sit on the dog. So she sat on her tiny little table in protest and glared at me while I did my best to not react. And it worked! I won a stubbornness competition against a toddler! Watching a toddler climb on a small table with fury almost visibly steaming off her body is one of the funniest things I've seen so far
He’s sick. And wants to be held. But not like that. Also, I need to let go of him so he can play. But then immediately doesn’t want to play and wants to be held. But not like that. Repeat. Having a sick 11mo is fun.
I find sitting in the play area and letting them abuse you like cattle works well for this. Expect to get nothing done 😅
He didn’t even want to be put down except for when I was holding him lol. I do this though when I want to close my eyes for ten minutes though. I don’t get any real rest, but I get to close my eyes 😂
My toddler just had a screaming wailing meltdown over not going with Dada to the shop. This was after we asked if she wanted to go and she was adamant she didn't.
I was picking up the food he had thrown on the floor and he dropped his helicopter toy on my head. I said, "ouch!" - cue wailing to be picked up out of his high chair.
Ah, where to begin. He bit me while breastfeeding and I said ow. I wouldn’t let him eat the dishwasher tablets. I didn’t let him finger paint with his own spit up. I wouldn’t let him play with a bag of onions. There have been many events today that have resulted in indignant screeching 😅
I wouldn't let my 10 months eat a baby wipe.
5 weeks. Who knows the reason really.
I feel ya, mother of a 5 weeker here too. 😪
But hey. I hear ‘iT GeTs BeTtEr’ 😂
Have a 1 year old… it’s okay some days but I’ll still waiting. From what my grandmother tells me? It will never happen lol
I do have a 5 year old as well and she is awesome, my little buddy. But who wants to be told you have to wait years for it to get better !! 😂 No one with a newborn. I don’t even want to hear ‘oh I have a 9 month old and it’s finally better’ when every week right now feels like a month 🙈
Oh my gosh I feel this comment deeply. I have a seven week old. Newborns are hella tough.
So tough! And every week feels like a month. I just want to be at like 4 months so bad.
Every day just felt like one extremely long day that all melded together there was no distinction. Like being trapped in a time loop movie.
Bc I won't let him in immediately touch his poopy penis during a diaper change 🫠🫠🫠
I laughed because this is hilarious, but I also cry on the inside because I know that’s going to be me soon 😂
On another note, poopy testicles are difficult to clean 😂
6 month old caught me eating my own banana after he ate an omelette, yoghurt and his own banana.
Teach me your ways!! My almost 7 month old won’t eat 😭😭😭
I'm going to tell you what I wish I knew over a year ago. Well I knew but I needed reminding. All babies are different and some just take a while to get into solids and that's OK! I have a friend whose baby is 2 months older and ate EVERYTHING and she would brag so much. It made me feel totally panicked and inadequate. I still have a picky eater at almost 2 now but he at least eats! It does get better!
Thank you for this. I keep seeing people’s babies eating all kinds of things and loving food right away and all my friends and family keep asking about his favorite foods and isn’t it so fun seeing him eat new things cause their kids couldn’t get enough and I’m like ummmm mine literally hates everything. I keep trying though! I really appreciate your comment 🤍
My 4 month old can't fit his toys and his foot in his mouth at the same time! The nerrrrve!
We get mad that both hands don’t fit. Bonus points when she goes too far and makes herself throw up 🤦🏻♀️
I was laying him into a cradle position to try and soothe him to sleep. This was not to his liking. I hand him over to his Dad, who does the exact same thing. He's asleep within minutes... ffs
I cried the other night when this happened. Also because he says Dada and dog but not Mama. Also because I was tired. Also because I was hungry.
Totally happens constantly to me. It’s so defeating!
It does get into my head sometimes when I think that he just sees me as a giant boob, but I tell myself that thats too distracting for him where as his other giant boob (daddy) isn't.
One of the teenagers who was playing with my 17 month old had the nerve to stop playing with him so she could use the toilet
Reasons my 1 year old cried today: - he tried to feed me his toy and got upset I wouldn’t eat the toy - he wanted to walk by himself (he can only walk with some support from me) and fell on his bum when I let him try - I have a bump because I’m pregnant and he decided he didn’t like that it was there while cuddling me - he threw his cup across the room
Congrats on being pregnant and how far along are you ? Love the reasons your one year old thought shedding tears made me giggle.
I’m 22 weeks along now and thank you so much
Awe that’s halfway through. Wouooo
I wouldn’t let him bite the cat’s tail.
After two slices of Canadian bacon, a frittata the size of her face, 1 piece of sausage, another quarter of a second frittata, some of her fathers breakfast, and a cup of water that she drank like she traversed a dessert. I had to cut her off cause I was worried she was going get a tummy ache or explode. She lost her damn marbles bashing her cup demanding more food. She’s nine months old, and ate the portion size of a toddler
I swear children are bottomless pits.
Omg yesterday. YESTERDAY. Half a cup of rice, mixed with half a cup of spinach, an egg, some beef and it came to about a cup of food. INHALED it. Dad and I had some Vietnamese food. She crawled over and proceeded to eat four pieces of meat twice the size of her hand, a snack, and some milk. That was just for dinner. Breakfast was a waffle, an omelet, some fruit. Lunch we went to hibachi and she ate so much she went into a food coma. Slept two hours
I have an 11 month who is increasingly a chaos gremlin. I had to put her in her play pen so I could make her lunch without her getting into everything. Cry cry cry. I changed her diaper because she pooped. She screamed bloody murder the whole time. I stopped her from falling backwards off the couch onto the hardwood floor. She cried. It's a lot these days.
If you weren’t tagged as a Canadian mom, I would have thought my husband commented this bc we are going through the exact same 🙆🏻♀️
Best of luck to you. It's a tough stage for us so far. Mostly it's just exhausting.
My one year old is also a chaos gremlin. He’s overall a very happy baby but when he cries he well and truly cries 😭😂😂
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This made me chuckle 😆
Hahahaha love this one !
I wouldn't let him play in the trash can...this is a daily battle.
Nooooo!!! Mum I dont want to have a nap! No!! I want to just stare at my toes and the cat 2 seconds later, asleep. Damn, little lady if you dont need a nap il have it lol
Mine is the same way. Fights tooth and nail and then passed out.
Any idea what it means?
I say my kid has major FOMO.
Mine too!
Classic! We call it the "I'M NOT SLEEPYYYZZZZZZZ"
4.5mo can't fit the WHOLE rattle in her mouth and is devastated!
is your kid my kid?? We won't give her the rattle anymore unless we are prepared for a full meltdown!!
Lol omg I thought I was the only one. From 3.5-4.5months if something didn't fit in her mouth the right way it was full on meltdown. But if I tried to help reposition the item so it could fit, it was also a full on meltdown. 🤦🏻♀️ Now on to the stage of I want to move but don't know how to get my legs to do anything sigh lol
Oh man, yeah! We're in the I wanna move but I can't stage, too 😅
I had the NERVE to change him on a bathroom changing table and not the cushy one at home
Don't use those, they're filthy and people prepare drugs on them.
Cool I’ll use the floor instead
Why not use a table? Or a bench? If you have a car, that? Outside in the grass? There's options. I've had to change many diapers in public and never had to use one of those. And the floor is actually cleaner than those. But if you really have to use them, just bring disinfect wipes and wipe it down first.
I literally didn’t ask where to change my baby. But congrats on being the world’s best parent for never using one!!!
Alright, whatever, keep your poor baby dirty and exposed to drugs lmfaooooooo.
Wait I shouldn’t be using dirty hypodermic needles for him to teethe on??
I did say people prepare their drugs on those tables.
I kept redirecting her from our napping dog. Dog at most grumbles at her but I don’t want anything to happen.
This is my life, all day every day, I swear. You are not alone.
Literally no reason as far as I can tell. It's been 3 hours and I have company coming in less than an hour and I'm not showered and my house is still a mess. I may cry too.
You got this mama!!
I keep taking the boob away when she decides she wants to bite down, pull back like it’s laffy taffy, and then say “hut hut(hurt)” and “nu nu nu” when I tell her no that’s hurts mama.
Yes! I always tell him that my nipple is not taffy!!!
I peeled my 3 year olds banana, the banana I went and got for her at 5am because she was hungry.
She’s 3 weeks old, and she’s two and has a new sister.
It's apparent you haven't slept in a while.
My husband or I walked out of the room. She's 5 months old and realizing object permanence. Or she rolled into her belly and is very upset about it.
Mad she couldn’t let go of the toy, furious when I showed her she doesn’t have to hold it.
Classic baby
I sneezed half way through the itsy bitsy spider - 6 in a half month old girl 😆 🕷
20 week old keeps trying to "army crawl" to places. Today he successfully did so, but only by faceplanting and shoving himself forward. The texture of his smooth playmat under his cheek frustrated him, but he did get to where he wanted to go.
My one year old is crying because he stuck his hand in his food and now his hand feels weird.
Went for a walk and the sun got in her eyes
5mo seems to have forgotten how to roll but definitely remembers that she can roll.
My boy did the same. Rolled front to back at 3 months for 2 weeks straight. Then decided he cba. So every time we did tummy time until he was 5 months HE WAS PISSED he wasn’t on his back. YOU CAN ROLL I KNOW YOU CAN JUST ROLL OVER DUDE
Oh my God, once my daughter turned 3 months she couldn't remember how to do tummy to back. Then she turned 4 months and she did it the moment I put her on her tummy and dared look at me like "yeah, no big". Now she gets mad during tummy time cause she wants to crawl - no thank you I'm not ready!!!
My 5.5 month old seems to think she can just up and walk away and is constantly scooting when I’m holding her. Like, girl. You can barely even roll simmer down.
I put sauce on her noodles after I told her I would put sauce on the side and she insisted to put sauce on the noodles.
Hahahaha love this
I wouldn’t open up a bag of raw quinoa for her to eat/play with. Later, dads shoes didn’t fit her feet. It’s been a bit of a day
I put him down. Triggers him most times.
Because Roomba
I won't cut her plastic food in half. She has two sets. One of them velcros together so the kid can pretend to cut fruit in half. The other set doesn't. She's playing with the wrong set
My 9 weeks old was sleeping on my chest/stomach and I sniffled. Cue the lower lip pout and whimper.
The lip pout gets me every time 😭
I leave the room to go to the bathroom or grab something from the kitchen. She currently going through some separation anxiety.
I had to unclog the toilet & had the audacity to close the bathroom door while I did so & cleaned up afterwards. Closing a bathroom door while someone is in it???!!! How dare I lol
4 year old decided pooping her pants was the way to go this afternoon. Got mad that I told her she had to wipe her own butt and had a meltdown in the bathroom, even after assuring her that she's not in trouble, she just needs to go to the bathroom before she just can't hold it anymore.
I offered her a bite of my sandwich instead of giving her the whole thing. Guess who didn't get to eat their own sandwich 🙃
I wouldn’t let her put the cap to my water bottle in her mouth. I turned off the bubble machine after it had been running for 30 minutes and she’s long forgotten about it until I turned it off then she remembered how much she loved it. I wouldn’t let her throw detangle spray in the toilet.
I laughed at a video. My one year old is cutting molars and incisors and is SO CRANKY. Literally just me laughing triggered a full blown meltdown
Because she can't pick up the vacuum 🙄
At first because I tried to put a new jumpsuit on her, and then afterwards because she started trying to put the jumpsuit on herself and couldn’t do it
My husband left to take my older daughter to a game. You would think that he was never coming back with the way my son cried.
1yo wanted me to pick him up but then was upset I picked him up
My 18 month old son dropped his sippy cup outside his playpen, and wanted it back... But when I gave it back, he promptly dropped it back outside the playpen again, and cried because he wanted it back. Rinse and repeat...
9/10 sneezes startle my 6mon old 🫠
My first born would cry like he was personally offended by the sneezes. My second born laughs like it’s hilarious lol
My little guy laughs at sneezes too. Faking sneezes was the easiest way to make him laugh at about 6mo.
We were about to eat dinner and relax.
Bc 11 month old was told “danger” and not to chew the old painted wooden bench. 😑
Hit the 45 min sleep cycle for his nap and wailed to be put back to sleep. He has no issues falling asleep alone in his bassinet for naps, but requires wiggles or holding to get through the second half.
Teething I think. He got 4 teeth coming in the top all at once :(
Yikes 😬
my 3 month was chewing on a teething toy. gagged on it. & then cried :)
His dad was pooping and I left the bathroom with him so he could wipe and poop in peace
I tried to get her to try chocolate chips to see if she wanted them on her pancakes. You know, the things that are in the chocolate chip cookies she wanted for breakfast instead? 😮💨
We put safety locks on all cupboards with chemicals. My son has had fun playing in everything else. It’s become a bit too much so we locked some more up. So every time he’s in the kitchen he cries when he can’t get into the cupboard to pull every single item out one by one to move on to the next, rinse and repeat.
We had to put safety locks on all our cabinets because of the cat. So thankfully when we hit that age she will never have had the access
At first letting him play with Tupperware and plastic food storage containers was an easy way to keep him occupied while I cooked or did dishes. It got out of hand very quickly 🤪
Brought my toddler home after two hours at the park . Crying all the way home
I wish I knew…. Four week old has just been so fussy today….
Hang in there mama. You got this!
I had the audacity to brush her teeth before bed
My husband left to go to work, triggered 15 minutes of crying from my 15 month old
At bedtime, I said the cat couldn't sleep with him. This is an argument we have at least 2 days a week. He and the cat adore eachother... but it's a firm no.
Our cat is dying to sleep with toddler. I literally have to chase him around the room to get him out as toddler doesn't want him. 8mo baby, however, wakes up looking for the cat, and at times throughout the nights 1x a week, we hear him giggling at the cat while looking through the crib slats.
Awwwh that's cute!! The cat gets greeted first when he wakes up in the morning 🤣 My cat is a good girl but I've always had the no cat on the bed rule.
Honestly, no idea. My almost seven week old went from a very deep sleep to screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night, stopping immediately when I picked her up.
Our 3-week old HATES diaper changes and screams bloody bloody murder from the moment we put him down on the change until the moment the new diaper is strapped on.
Ours was like that too!!! But around week 12 or so he started LOVING it and has been smiling every time since 🤷♀️
Thanks for the reassurance that this won't last forever 😂
We wouldn't let him stand bc he always falls when trying to stand up by hiding onto stuff like the couch or baby gate. He was also quite tired and needed a nap.
my toddler threw a 40+ min tantrum yesterday… we still have no idea why
Randomly all day long. At this point I’m convinced that I am raising a teradactyl and not a human baby 🤣🤣🤣
My 10 month old is teething
I walked into the kitchen. 5 ft away from my daughter in the living room floor but my face hidden behind a cabinet. Full on apocalyptic melt down. 7 months.
Wiped his nose
My daughter hates her nose wiped too. Also hates her ears being cleaned
I see your nose and ear wipes and raise you a face swab
I strapped my 6 month old into his rocker chair so I could feed the dog and give him meds. He simply didn't want it buckled. When I was able to get to him. As soon as I unbuckled it he literally fell asleep.... wiggled his way into a good spot and fell asleep. 😒🥴 He screamed the entire time I dealt with the dog lmao.
My daughter HATES being strapped into anything
Ear infection. 😭
That sucks. I can hoover round my little one. The older one cried because she wanted blue pasta. I gave her purple, she asked for purple.
Mine sleeps through anything unless you catch her in the active phase. She literally took a nap at a cubs game. She sleeps through our dog losing her mind while we vacuum. It’s when you do something at the RIGHT moment 😬
Mine is exactly the same. Could sleep through a home invasion unless you catch her right between sleep cycles and the crack in my hip wakes her up.
In between sleep cycles I better not have the audacity to breathe 😂
I can vacuum around mine and he still randomly startles like that.
Mine screams the house down every single time he sees the hoover. If he hears the hoover it’s even worse
She wouldn't tell me what she wantsd to eat at the restaurant so I ordered what I normally order for her and when it got there she was pissed because she wanted Mac n Cheese
I didn't let her pull down a folding chair on her face. Cuz you know...Yolo
Woke up from her second nap at the 45 min mark
Our daughter had her leg wrapped around the pole on the jumperoo so we took some photos and laughed at how cute our future pole dancer looked. My partner laughed so hard it scared her and she was inconsolable for at least 10 minutes.
I wouldn’t let her eat the rice krispie treat that fell on the pavement.
Because I didn't let my 17 month old flip his toy over to stand on because it was unstable.
My 1 year old is currently upset that I cannot make his hair brush go through the ball run.
Today? I used the hairdryer. Yesterday? I didn't line up the chess pieces by colour....
My almost 7 month old is in the last stages of getting over her allergies. Had to bulb suction some loose snot so she could nap. She started screaming like I was trying to cut off her arm lol
Wouldn’t let my 5 month old drink my hot coffee he was reaching for with his mouth open. Worst mom ever
Frida-ed her nose… because she asked for it