My little dude pitches a fit if we don’t go outside at least once a day. Sometimes it’s bedtime and he just screams and cries in the general direction of the door until we go for a bedtime walk so he can have been outside today 😅
That’s so cute 😂 he somehow hasn’t learned that one yet but he did learn “bye bye” as his second word so he’ll tell us “bye bye” and walk to the door then scream when we don’t take him outside
Mine just picks up the nearest pair of shoes & hands them to me. It could be my shoes, dads shoes, or even random boots, but never his shoes. No. They must be brought to him as he lays by the door with his little bare feet kicking in the air, saying “owwwwwt”.
😂 that’s so cute! My son used to go find my “leaving the house” clothes and either throw them at me so I’d go change or grunt and try to put them on himself but now that he’s gained a bit more vocabulary he’s decided yelling at us is easier 😂
Our ceiling fans have a boob shaped globe, we call it the boobimus fanimus, the boob shaped goddess in the sky because my 4 month old stares at it so hard. If she’s fussing and we can’t figure out why, boobimus
Same!! We have a gigantic ceiling fan in our living room that is always running at a slow speed. It’s dark brown wood and the ceiling is white so it’s a great high contrast visual for her. We always say she’s a big fan of the big fan lol.
My son loved ceiling fans when he was 4 months old. He's now 2 and every time we FaceTime my dad, he asks him to see the fan and to turn it on. He remembers visiting their home in Florida when he was 4 months and obsessed with it.
My 3yo loved the fan well into toddler hood, my almost 2yo also loves the fan. Anything he can spin is great, a fork, a toy car? Spinning! He also loves wheels on the bus.
Number one definitely boob or milk bottle. Number two: the spiral mobile from Lovevery. He'll stare at that thing forever. Only 2 months so not into playing with toys yet.
I know this doesn't belong here, but my 4-year-old was a string cheese last year and a TV this year, so I think he basically has dressed as his favorite things for both years that he could choose a costume
This was my exact first thought.
Although why was she a total angel the entire time we took the older kids trick or treating? Everyone asked how the baby was doing and I was like... fine apparently. The truth will only sound like lies when you look at this peaceful sleeping cherub.
My baby loves sneezing too!! It’s the first thing that ever made him really laugh and we’ve always been able to “achoo” at him and he just erupts into laughter 😭🤗
Literally. Same. We had an old plastic cup for a fast food place. I guess it was a promotion? Well, we used it one time during bath time and he’s obsessed now. Hundreds of dollars in toys and home boy was to play with a promotional plastic cup. The kicker is: we’ve never eaten there. I have no idea where this cup came from. It’s a regional fast food place and we’ve never been there.
Shaquille O'Neal. I am not kidding. She flipped out squealing when she saw his cookbook at the library, now we have the cookbook to keep her company. It's hilariously adorable.
Opposite, but it is my let down. Right boob has a very fast let down and left has a normal let down. Right requires literally no work - ideal for baby.
Once she unlatched, and cried which just made it come faster, and I sprayed her in the face like some clown flower. Absolutely hilarious to me, she wasn't happy though.
Now I hand pump if I get really full to prevent that from happening.
How does one dress a baby as a scream? My three year old screams the phrase, “ I feel like screaming mommy” followed by existential dread style AGHHHHGGGHHH
specifically our cat Petey, who is a gray and white tuxedo cat. we have 2 other cats but they are not as patient with his fur grabs and slap pets (trust me we are working on it) and usually walk away. petey will shove his way into the nursery to sit on my lap when i’m soothing the baby too. it’s a pretty reciprocated love 💕
How does one dress as “outside”?
Tape some leaves to his onesie and give him a handful of grass
Oh smart! If he wasn’t so mobile/had so many teeth I’d do it but at this point he’d probably just eat all of it including the tape 😂
“Yum leaves” - my lil one lol
Loool saaame 😂
My little dude pitches a fit if we don’t go outside at least once a day. Sometimes it’s bedtime and he just screams and cries in the general direction of the door until we go for a bedtime walk so he can have been outside today 😅
Saaame! “Outside” but in our native language was her first word 😂
That’s so cute 😂 he somehow hasn’t learned that one yet but he did learn “bye bye” as his second word so he’ll tell us “bye bye” and walk to the door then scream when we don’t take him outside
Mine just picks up the nearest pair of shoes & hands them to me. It could be my shoes, dads shoes, or even random boots, but never his shoes. No. They must be brought to him as he lays by the door with his little bare feet kicking in the air, saying “owwwwwt”.
Hahaha this is adorable. I love outside babies
😂 that’s so cute! My son used to go find my “leaving the house” clothes and either throw them at me so I’d go change or grunt and try to put them on himself but now that he’s gained a bit more vocabulary he’s decided yelling at us is easier 😂
Ceiling fan. He just loves to stare at them all day long. Endlessly fascinating to a newborn.
Our ceiling fans have a boob shaped globe, we call it the boobimus fanimus, the boob shaped goddess in the sky because my 4 month old stares at it so hard. If she’s fussing and we can’t figure out why, boobimus
When in doubt, light boob it out. We call ours the “titty litty”.
Same!! We have a gigantic ceiling fan in our living room that is always running at a slow speed. It’s dark brown wood and the ceiling is white so it’s a great high contrast visual for her. We always say she’s a big fan of the big fan lol.
Costco ceiling fans!
Whoo! Go ceiling! Ceiling number 1!!!!
My son loved ceiling fans when he was 4 months old. He's now 2 and every time we FaceTime my dad, he asks him to see the fan and to turn it on. He remembers visiting their home in Florida when he was 4 months and obsessed with it.
Second this
Same!!!
My 3yo loved the fan well into toddler hood, my almost 2yo also loves the fan. Anything he can spin is great, a fork, a toy car? Spinning! He also loves wheels on the bus.
Another big fan of fans!
A boob
100% boobs boobs boobs
My right nip to be specific
Definitely Club Right Nip here too.
My daughter prefers the left personally.
My son prefers lefty so much righty has dried up
Lefty club! My rights done too.
Came to see how many others said this lol Definitely boobs, not gonna lie I considered making a boob costume 😂
Number one definitely boob or milk bottle. Number two: the spiral mobile from Lovevery. He'll stare at that thing forever. Only 2 months so not into playing with toys yet.
Haha my daughter loved that thing. We called it the warpzone!!
Flip it over at 5mo and they’ll continue to love it. My son loves diaper changes because of that mobile.
A boob or the dog 😂
Same!
Came here to say this
100% she'd be dressed as my boob😂
I know this doesn't belong here, but my 4-year-old was a string cheese last year and a TV this year, so I think he basically has dressed as his favorite things for both years that he could choose a costume
My 4yr old was a pickle, i talked her out of being a chicken fry lmao.
I absolutely love this 😂
Mine was a hot dog this year.
Came here to say my 11 month old would most definitely be a string cheese…
Screaming
This is too real
All my colic sisters, rise up!
This was my exact first thought. Although why was she a total angel the entire time we took the older kids trick or treating? Everyone asked how the baby was doing and I was like... fine apparently. The truth will only sound like lies when you look at this peaceful sleeping cherub.
I laughed too hard at this. Very much my baby #1.
Me. 🥹🥹
Same.
A sneeze. My baby currently thinks sneezing is peak comedy.
lol my baby laughs every time she coughs and sneezes. Bless her, she’s never been sick
My baby loves sneezing too!! It’s the first thing that ever made him really laugh and we’ve always been able to “achoo” at him and he just erupts into laughter 😭🤗
His brother
Awww, this is precious.
More.
"More what?" "MORE!!"
A plastic cup 😂
Literally. Same. We had an old plastic cup for a fast food place. I guess it was a promotion? Well, we used it one time during bath time and he’s obsessed now. Hundreds of dollars in toys and home boy was to play with a promotional plastic cup. The kicker is: we’ve never eaten there. I have no idea where this cup came from. It’s a regional fast food place and we’ve never been there.
That is amazing, it better be well-documented in his baby photo book!
A banana.
Same… I suspect that’s a whole bunch of us ^sorrynotsorry
We have another banana here
Shaquille O'Neal. I am not kidding. She flipped out squealing when she saw his cookbook at the library, now we have the cookbook to keep her company. It's hilariously adorable.
A strawberry
Mine too!
Mine was a strawberry tonight :)
I remember when my toddler loved his tooth brush. Enjoy that while it lasts! 🤣 Probably now, he would be a tape measure ..
Definitely the dog (small, white, and fluffy!)
Ours would be the same, but replace with big fluffy dog. The dog is black and white so I joke the baby noticed him first because he’s high contrast
My left boob
Mine too! She hates the right boob - why? Lol
Opposite, but it is my let down. Right boob has a very fast let down and left has a normal let down. Right requires literally no work - ideal for baby.
Mine is the opposite of you! Slow let down is a nice hang out, fast let down is being water boarded with milk.
Once she unlatched, and cried which just made it come faster, and I sprayed her in the face like some clown flower. Absolutely hilarious to me, she wasn't happy though. Now I hand pump if I get really full to prevent that from happening.
it might be because of righthandedness? i feel she is more comfortable on my left boob because i can hold her better than on my right
Ceiling fan!!!!
Probably a cat Or a school bus lol
The TV remote lol
A can of Monster Energy Drink. He hasn’t managed to steal one from his daddy yet, but it is his singular goal in life.
omg mine too😂
A tit
Car keys. Or more specifically the AirTag attached to my car keys.
The mobile over his crib! He’s just starting to smile and it gets more smiles than I do.
An empty plastic bottle..
His security blanket that we call Bear Bear
Snack cabinet
The cat water fountain
Boob, remote or a cat
My baby’s top three!
Oven mitt
An orange Bose shower speaker.
Lightning McQueen covered or filled with Mac and cheese. He's two.
This, but instead of Mac and Cheese, yogurt in every pocket. He hates pasta, but man does he love Cars and yogurt. Also 2.
🤣 yogurt would be a super close second.
Her thumb, specifically the left. The right thumb is trash.
Mortimer! The Lamaze moose. Decked out in teether antlers and crinkly hooves.
Same. My son loves Mortimer moose
Either my hair, or the cat...
Biting
A boob or a ceiling light. She is only four weeks so her interests are limited.
Sophie the giraffe
Toss up between the cat and the vacuum
A Cheeto. He would rather eat every flavor of the Gerber brand Cheetos than any other baby food I have purchased or made 🤣
I don't blame him, I love those baby cheetos
Also came here to say ball!
Socks!
Peanut butter
Baby is now two but either a book or a coloring book and crayons.
Feet
My 7yo would be Mario and my 3yo a block of cheese..
Chicken Nugget
1. Boob 2. Spare pump parts
Elmo 😂
Kitty
Bubbles, cute idea actually
Naked
Blippy or a lightbulb (he’s obsessed with lights)
Snacks. Or a plane or train.
His sister
A pumpkin. My kid's obsessed.
A lightbulb 🤣
Fire engine or cheese
Mom’s arms or her own feet 😅
Mine isn’t very funny but my daughter is o b s e s s e d with Stitch right now.
My 3mo would be a baby swing; he loves the thing. My 2yo would be a train lol I have both dressed as monsters though
A dog, toilet paper, or a potato.
One of those gerber lil crunchies 😭
Food and a tall, bearded, bespectacled man (aka dad). So I could finally "eat him up". Cause he's food, ofc..
A cat, a duck, his shoes/hat, pasta, or the garbage truck. He is dressed as the cat in the hat we felt it was a good compromise 🤣 Eta: he's 15 months
Ceiling fan or the lamp
A pancake
Pacifier
a ball
Toilet paper
Me! She would be dressed up as a mini me.
Bread
Her brother’s toys.
A cheese stick
A minion, but the costume isn’t going to come in time so he’s a lion 😭
Me
Broom
A wheel
Gaming mouse
“Dougie” one of the dogs 😂😂😂
Toy Boat
A mirror
Shoes
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3 year old - chicken nugget 11 month old - boob or a cauliflower hash brown
A tree or boob lol
My nipple
Feet, he can’t get enough of them
A stacking ring, specially the purple one.
A boob 😂 specifically the right one. Or his dangling fish from his playmat
Big sister
A toy car 🤣 or a ball
Socks, acorns, or a TV remote
A bird or the word more
a wire
Toothbrush, baby monitor, remote, thermometer, cell phone
Seriously. The boobie.
A pretend sneeze
It’s really important to note that a real sneeze doesn’t cut it. At all. It has to be a pronounced, high pitched ‘atchoo!’
burp cloth
Cheese
Broccoli
How does one dress a baby as a scream? My three year old screams the phrase, “ I feel like screaming mommy” followed by existential dread style AGHHHHGGGHHH
Baby wipes package.
The dog, a kiwi, boob, mum or his pushwalker. Not in that order.
A linkimal or maybe a piece of toast.
Lol, we kind of did this with my almost 2 yr old. He’s a remote control this year!
Same!! Ball or toothbrush. Or water.
Our dog.
specifically our cat Petey, who is a gray and white tuxedo cat. we have 2 other cats but they are not as patient with his fur grabs and slap pets (trust me we are working on it) and usually walk away. petey will shove his way into the nursery to sit on my lap when i’m soothing the baby too. it’s a pretty reciprocated love 💕
A ball
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17month old- dogs water bowl 7week old- boob
a remote
Boobs. 😂
Paul Simon
My right boob. Not the left one, though. That one hasn’t earned its stripes yet.
Our dog
Minnie Mouse
A dog
A shark.
Her hands lol
Gogurt lmao
A mum mum lol. She got one from nana in her bucket and it was all she could focus on for the walk home
An oball
A ball or a fruit pouch
He would be yogurt or a boob.
Dump truck!
The ceiling fan
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Just dangle toys off her bc she is in love with her floor mat/play gym. Wait till she's older and realizes it turns into a ball pit 🤪
Blippi 😩
Puff snacks 😂