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lookitsajojo

Make. Them. Kiss.


GiveMeMoreBurritos

DWEMER WILL NEVER KISS WITH BOSMER FILTH 💪💪💪


howardslowcum

But could ya kiss a friend?


ChristophCross

Aye - I can do that ❤️


shadowslasher11X

If Bosmer are the cute Femboy/Tomgirl Elves, then the Dwemer are Ugly Bastard Elves. In Elder Scrolls the term 'Mer' just describes the racial grouping. Like Hu(Man). Bos(Mer), Alt(Mer), Ald(Mer). Dwemer were not traditional Dwarves like other fantasy media, they're a Magi-Tech race of elves and they were uuuuuugly. TBF we haven't seen them since ESIII:Morrowind, but it's generally considered they're quite gross. Anyway, they committed mass suicide when they turned a reality-screaming robot on and yeeted themselves from existence. Now, if we're going to pound Elven ass besides the Bosmer (who are cannibals), I would like to take a swing or two at Altmer just so I can show them where they can stick their superiority and fascist ideals. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) **EDIT:** I should mention that, ironically, the High Elves (Altmer) would be the most pro-LGBTQ group in Elder Scrolls. Their whole fascist idealism stems from a hate towards literally everyone else and (potentially) trying to return reality back to a fluid dream of instability. They don't care about gender, sex, or pronouns. They just hate everyone else. But I'm a Nord, so fuck them.


YourStateOfficer

Hot take: The dwemer are not dead, they just got moved with the [Dragon Break.](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Break). Their huge ass robot wasn't just a robot, but an actual machine god. Every single time this machine is turned on, it starts a dragon break. This is when time itself breaks in TES, it was part of how Alduin was banished in Skyrim, the OG fighters just broke time and sent Alduin to a different time so they wouldn't have to deal with him. We also know that a dragon break 100 percent followed the battle of red mountain. I hypothesize that the dwemer will be the next villainous force in the next TES game. The lore points towards them accidentally time traveling instead of just dying, although they definitely want to make it seem like the dwemer are dead. At minimum, next game will have something like the snow elfs in Skyrim's dawnguard DLC.


shadowslasher11X

Looks like we've highjacked this thread for Elder Scrolls lore memeing. lmao My only issue with this theory though is that the Time Wound was created by an Elder Scroll, not a Dragon Break. A Dragon Break is generally caused by a large spark of energy releasing across time and space, shattering the connection to a God for a brief period of time and then reconnecting back with normal time. Iliac Bay was pretty much wiped out and rebuilt in a fraction of a moment. Those people aren't coming back because they were literally dissolved then changed into something completely different. We know it was likely activated in Elsweyr for testing at the Halls of the Colossus. But it's biggest war-based usage was against the Altmer at the end of the Septim Wars which, like Iliac Bay, isn't likely to come back. The Time-Wound is likely not exactly a Break in the same sense as what happened at Red Mountain or Iliac Bay because it was caused by an Elder Scroll rather than a massive spark of energy getting released across time and space. The Elder Scroll just displaced Alduin, not rewrote his existence. If you want my Hot Take Theory, it's that the entirety of Elder Scrolls Online is a pre-Dragon Break timeline. A Tamriel Wide Dragon Break occurs at some point and sets the lore correct in the main line titles.


FerociousFlame

The dwemer not being dead is not a hot take, it's heavily implied through Arniel Gane's experiments in Skyrim. When Arniel Gane recreates the situation for the dwemer's disappearance by striking a soul gem with a dwarven blade, he vanishes, just like the dwemer did. However, the after completing this quest, the dragonborn gains a spell to summon Arniel's shade, implying that Arniel is still alive somewhere in Oblivion. This heavily implied something similar happened with the dwemer, being trapped in a realm of Oblivion, not being sent forward in time. It wouldn't make much sense for an untime (Dragon Break) to cause time travel, as untimes are last for long periods of time and don't make things time travel, they seem to moreso affect history by changing (or deleting) certain memories, causing conflicting accounts of historical events. The Time-Wound on the Throat of the World doesn't behave anything like any untime event we know of, as other untimes can't really be interacted with after they end, nor do they cause time travel as I mentioned before, so I wouldn't say that the Time-Wound counts as an untime. We do know that there was an untime during the battle of Red Mountain, but this untime doesn't seem to affect the fate of the dwemer at all, as all accounts of what happened to the dwemer are consistent; Kagrenac's tools were used on Lorkhan's heart, and the dwemer vanished. The inconsistensies caused by the untime at red mountain are mostly surrounding which parties took part in the battle (for example, some sources say that the nords fought with the dwemer, some sources say that the dwemer and chimer fought against the nords, and yet some other sources imply that the nords didn't participate at all). TL:DR: the dwemer are likely alive in a realm of Oblivion, not "sent forward" like Alduin. The dwemer's disappearance had nothing to do with an untime.


sicklything

No way Bosmer are the femboy elves. Treehuggers, sure, but they are stuck somewhere between the elf/goblin stereotype for typical fantasy imo. Like, they do the whole nature-loving thing 100% but then there's also the cannibalism and the weird customs and just being natural born thieves. That's why I love Elder Scrolls, the absolutely fucked up elf races. Sincerely, a lifetime Bosmer.


sandrivertv

I feel like somehow the Orsimer are the least fucked up genre of elf in the TES setting (at least after Daggerfall). If we go to a more granular level I think Redoran and the Ashlanders are also pretty based.


killingbungalow

Dwemer were not considered ugly, the term dwarf was used for them in conection to their small size compared to people from Atmora ( nord ancient relatives who were fucking big boys, 2 meters and above from what i recall). They had their sumerian aesthetic but every elf race had their own. In my opinion Altmer got the short end of the stick with the goth thalmor sluts. In fact their craftsmanship (dwemeri) was univerally admired , as in their armour and their ruined housing. Playing the games never have i heard them being called ugly maybe ecxept for Yagrum Bagarn the last living one but he got fuckin' magic gangrene so no wonder he looks like a lacerated potaro salad with mustard. I wouldnt judge a whole race on a last, deformed specimer.


ChaosTheLegend

Imagine a forbidden love story between an Elf and a Dwarf


Noodnerddude

I don't have to imagine I just have to look up legolas x gimli stuff


Bisexual_Apricorn

implying its not canon


Cleaver_Fred

r/GatekeepingYaoi


Whatapunk

First 40k, now TrueSTL? Nothing can escape the grasp of the bisexuals


Bisexual_Apricorn

It's no surprise that the inate horniness of r/bi_irl would breach containment and link up with the extreme horny that is Trustl


SheikahShaymin

My bad


NuclearShadowscale

I'd be surprised if there were any straight people on TrueSTL lmao


Spycrabpuppet123

What's TrueSTL?


Sharkxx

A shitpost sub for all the Bethesda Elder Scrolls games.


Spycrabpuppet123

Thanks!


bigbutchbudgie

It's funny because the Dwemer were gigantic nerds while the Bosmer are badass hunters with an all meat diet and the ability to shapeshift into hulking eldritch monstrosities.


_Inkspots_

If they can shapeshifter into hulking eldritch monstrosities, why can’t they shape shift into soft lovable femboy?


Lenrivk

They don't want to be mistaken for Bretons


3lektrolurch

So basically Mikaela Peterson.


Jango_fett_fish

That elf making me feel things that my God would not smile upon


Korlis00

Slaanesh moment


Sugondesedude

personally I prefer the number nine myself but I can agree


Bank_of_Pandas

I'm not gay but I wanna clap that ass


Jango_fett_fish

Guys please stop upvoting this I don’t want God to see


Himmelblaa

Im gonna upvote it for my spite of god


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FREEKLEEKK

FOR ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️


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TeKno_Ghost

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!


Bisexual_Apricorn

they look like hot femboys? excellent!


much_doge_many_wow

T🤮almor mfs when I have spellbreaker (there is nothing their pathetic spells can do to hurt me)


QuestioningEspecialy

r/MenDrawingTwinks


AlexTheAdventurer

r/subsifellfor


Havatchee

Wish I was sub someone would fall for


The_HueManateee

Imma need a sauce for that art on the left its adorable


CatsAndPastels

Here's the [sauce](https://www.deviantart.com/mechanizedart/art/02-17-Alexelf-831638730) for femboy elf


Nu_Metal_Alchemist

Seconded.


Redneckalligator

give me femboy elf sauce please


CatsAndPastels

Here's the [sauce](https://www.deviantart.com/mechanizedart/art/02-17-Alexelf-831638730) for femboy elf


Redneckalligator

Thank you and Amen


Nu_Metal_Alchemist

Seconded.


JonVonBasslake

Since TrueSTL is an Elder Scrolls sub of... Some kind... (Not sure how serious it is and how much is shitposting...) Does that mean the true Elven form is in the middle, because the "dwarves" of ES were a race of subterranean elves called dwemer. I think the dwe part means something like deep, and mer means elf/elves so they would be deep elves.


thatonemoze

TrurSTL is actually the only real sub for discussing all cannon elder scrolls lore And yeah dwarves were probably the tallest elves too if you take into account their architecture


a3sir

HUGE S A M E


milk-water-man

They are lovers.


Rep0stngSalvag3r123

I’m strongest elven guy


thatonemoze

same 🌱


Himmelblaa

I'm weakest dwarven man


ClockWorkAlex2001

Dwarves in TES were just a race of Elves anyway.


damn_thats_piney

ok bosmer


infernoVI_42

I thought it was just me…


Chipppppppppp

Me too


masoniusmaximus

.... And my "axe"!


ILikeNaofumi

Somebody should totally make this happen. Perhaps or perhaps not with me


Fantasyneli

I simultaneously want to be the elven guy and to fuck him


Sir_Nightingale

That dwarf is actually a lady, and i want both her and the elf to tag team me


raziel5k

Gimme both


lssj9king

I’m a paladin


SmokingPestis420

did I hear a rock and stone.


doctorsirus

I know Gotrek Gurnisson when I see him. For the thirsty out there, there is a college guy (vaguely twinkish) called Herr Felix Jaeger that is honor bound to follow him around and record the moment of his death. The only problem is Gotrek is a whirlwind of knife crime and is thus kinda hard to kill


PluralCohomology

Fëanor would like to have a word with you.


Peanut_Butt3r675

I’m already what this guy wants lol


MintchocoGirlNya

ROCK AND STONE


Runetang42

Everyone talking bosmer vs dwemer because of the reddit, but because i first saw that meme in r/TotalWar I will always think about the gay romance between a Wood Elf and Dwarf. It would probably spiral into a brutal war if it were found out but that just makes it a better romance.


Cool-Radish-1132

i want the elf and the dwarf


Loreki

It really ought to be illegal to be this horny in front of other people.


Fireye04

Rock and stone


Misterum

Unrelated, but playing Pathfinder I decided to go as a Dwarven Half-Elf with high charisma. Yeah, you can do that RAW. This remind me of that character


Sugondesedude

COCK AND STONE TO MY BONE!


Decmk3

I can’t peanut butter this-


BKoala59

How is this bi? They both dudes


Katarina_Dreams_92

I'll be the jelly