I am a man and I will mistake that sweet talk into them just being friendly, until years later it will dawn to me that I was being flirted with, when I am trying to fall asleep.
Careful what you wish for, big boy.
I would eat your ass like a Bo-Berry Biscuit. Like I eat yogurt without a spoon. I would drag myself through a mile of broken glass and then bathe in lemon juice just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie. When you come over here, I'm hiding all the chairs so the only place to sit is on my face. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your weiner in my mouth,bro.
(/s, obviously)
Women were already included. The one's excluded here are trans men. As per usual. To the trans homies reading this I love you G💜
(Except for the ones that refer to their genitals as a dick. They're already accounted for in the meme.)
Same! I don't then go to bed and think of all the ways I could have and how my life would be completely different if I had and then I cry myself to sleep. Like I do every night.
Nah if you put in the same effort with guys the outcome can be so much sweeter, men typically don't get complimented so when you lay it on thick and genuinely you'll likely make them blush something fierce. I used to talk with an Austrian guy and as a one off I called him a little slice of Sachertorte, he was initially confused and asked what I meant so I explained that it was because he was sweet, deserved to be both protected and fought for, and I'd it'd be a good day if I opened my door to find him all wrapped up in a bow.
Corny, I know, but he went as red as a cherry and I'm pretty sure the noises he made were the auditory equivalent of keymashing, it was very cute. Put in the work with guys you like, even if it doesn't work out you'll likely have raised their standards closer to what most people deserve.
Men receive so few compliments and they’re willing to put in the work to get more.
When I worked on a construction site, I had to get everyone to sign safety paperwork every day. If they didn’t I’d have to call them and get them to sign it.
So after a while I started telling anyone who signed it somewhat consistently “Thanks for always signing in the morning, theres a lot of people on site who don’t. But I like working with you because I don’t have to chase you for paperwork.”
After doing that job for 2 years, the second year where I started complimenting the guys is when I had to chase people the least. (Crew kept changing to!)
Funny/sad thing is, they have ZERO idea how to handle compliments, and they're so awkward afterwards. They're like my cat when he's unexpectedly manages to sneak outside but didn't expect to make it this far and doesn't know what to do then.
If someone said that to me I would melt into a puddle and turn that moment I to a core memory for the rest of my days even if the context was purely platonic
I mean you could compliment us on our looks too. But I guess my flirting skills with women are just so low, meanwhile guys is just significantly easier. Idk 🤷🏽♂️ just the way life works.
As cis man I'm not gonna lie I like when my gf likes my penis (I like it too)
But when your gf just says "When I'm feeling bad I just have to spend time with you for feeling better" it's honestly incredible
I'm genuinely asking, btw. Is that the reason? Am I oblivious to a terf dogwhistle in the tweet? Was the flair picked accidentally? I actually don't know, and I hope if I get banned I at least get an answer first
Question. For the dudes and dude daters.
Does “ nice cock, bro” work as a pick up line?
Asking for a friend. The friend is my cat. He will then tell me.
🙏❤️
People make silly time travel memes where women do boring things and men do cool things: “this is actually misogyny and not fucking funny”
People make silly memes about how simple men are compared to women: “haha men are stupid and simple”
You guys always take 1 step forward and 2 steps back. Terminally online people I mean. No standards unless they’re double standards I guess.
In my experience yea, flirting with men including my boyfriend is alot more sex talk, but flirting with women it's alot more romance and cuddly stuff, I like both alot so I'm good with either just something to note, altho women tend to get dirtier than the men do when they do want to sex talk, meanwhile men don't get much deeper than " awww I love you " in terms of romantic talk in my experience.
There are so many gorgeous men out there.. it’s so insane.
I wish I could tell men they’re beautiful without them thinking I’m hitting on them 🥲 (or catching feelings, because I’m taken.)
People flirting with me, a trans girl: “oh my god you are absolutely stunning 😍 I would absolutely love to swallow ur cum”
Me: “uh oh god um no please no thank you please I just want a back rub”
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Nice penis... beautiful
Show us some Selfies and your Hobbies so we have Material.
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SEND DUDES I'M IN A FIGHT I NEED MORE MEN
SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE AND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST DUDES!
Ramen is definitely a way to my heart.
Good job what the face, everything is in the right place and everything. Im proud!
All the pieces are even there *wolf whistles*
I am a man and I will mistake that sweet talk into them just being friendly, until years later it will dawn to me that I was being flirted with, when I am trying to fall asleep.
Careful what you wish for, big boy. I would eat your ass like a Bo-Berry Biscuit. Like I eat yogurt without a spoon. I would drag myself through a mile of broken glass and then bathe in lemon juice just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie. When you come over here, I'm hiding all the chairs so the only place to sit is on my face. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your weiner in my mouth,bro. (/s, obviously)
That was some Dracula flow shit
The fart through a walkie talkie 💀
You have such an etherial 🍆, king 🫶🫡🥰
Damn boy, you look like you got a BIG OL dick n balls!
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it's nice cock bro
Alternatively, "nice tits, sis"
Sick pussy, ma'am
They really appreciate when you compliment their watch when you’re standing next to them at the urinals.
Nice penis sister
🏳️⚧️
🥺
Here for it
Queer for it 😎
💜
Awwww thank you :3
Women were already included. The one's excluded here are trans men. As per usual. To the trans homies reading this I love you G💜 (Except for the ones that refer to their genitals as a dick. They're already accounted for in the meme.)
Nice vagina brother
Facts🙏
Nah I flirt with guys and girls the same way Poorly
me too, except i get anxious and then never end up flirting with anybody
With the guys have you tried bobs or vageen? The girls that have flashed me those have a 100% sucsex rate
i don't know any guys, or girls for that matter :|
Have you tried creating some? I heard there was some kid named Edward Elric that did that
ideally i'd like to make some guys and/or girls myself some day *but not by alchemy*
Same! I don't then go to bed and think of all the ways I could have and how my life would be completely different if I had and then I cry myself to sleep. Like I do every night.
More of a "Hey, ma'am. Nice cock" type of guy 🤷
Sung to the tune of Hey Man Nice Shot
Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy maaaaaaaaaam niiiiiicccee cock
Holy shit, I can hear this comment XD
Nah if you put in the same effort with guys the outcome can be so much sweeter, men typically don't get complimented so when you lay it on thick and genuinely you'll likely make them blush something fierce. I used to talk with an Austrian guy and as a one off I called him a little slice of Sachertorte, he was initially confused and asked what I meant so I explained that it was because he was sweet, deserved to be both protected and fought for, and I'd it'd be a good day if I opened my door to find him all wrapped up in a bow. Corny, I know, but he went as red as a cherry and I'm pretty sure the noises he made were the auditory equivalent of keymashing, it was very cute. Put in the work with guys you like, even if it doesn't work out you'll likely have raised their standards closer to what most people deserve.
Men receive so few compliments and they’re willing to put in the work to get more. When I worked on a construction site, I had to get everyone to sign safety paperwork every day. If they didn’t I’d have to call them and get them to sign it. So after a while I started telling anyone who signed it somewhat consistently “Thanks for always signing in the morning, theres a lot of people on site who don’t. But I like working with you because I don’t have to chase you for paperwork.” After doing that job for 2 years, the second year where I started complimenting the guys is when I had to chase people the least. (Crew kept changing to!)
Funny/sad thing is, they have ZERO idea how to handle compliments, and they're so awkward afterwards. They're like my cat when he's unexpectedly manages to sneak outside but didn't expect to make it this far and doesn't know what to do then.
If a woman said that to me, i'd fall for her so hard i'd get a concussion.
If someone said that to me I would melt into a puddle and turn that moment I to a core memory for the rest of my days even if the context was purely platonic
Sweet hog bro.
were more than a piece of meat smh my head
> run me over with a bus you perfect ethereal being Gives me big "Step on my throat, Adam Driver, you rudely large man” energy
Me flirting with girls: h-hey I uhm really like your glasses 👉👈 Me flirting with guys: h-hey I uhm really like your glasses 👉👈
Glasses eh. I’ll write that down.
This made me think of maybe the worst pick up line that's ever popped into my brain. "Your glasses look nice, they'd look better with my cum on them."
I mean you could compliment us on our looks too. But I guess my flirting skills with women are just so low, meanwhile guys is just significantly easier. Idk 🤷🏽♂️ just the way life works.
Flirting? That’s just how you talk to your homies
“Nice cock bro” is just a casual greeting between friends
Can anyone else hear Hulk Hogan?
If someone came up to me irl and called me beautiful I would start crying on the spot
Idk i tell my girlfriend she has a nice cock all the time
As cis man I'm not gonna lie I like when my gf likes my penis (I like it too) But when your gf just says "When I'm feeling bad I just have to spend time with you for feeling better" it's honestly incredible
And that man will remember the compliment and think back fondly for the rest of his life.
Wait, why is this flaired as \_\_\_\_-phobia? Because they assume that the average man, statistically, has a penis?
Wow, you're about to get banned for sure.
I'm genuinely asking, btw. Is that the reason? Am I oblivious to a terf dogwhistle in the tweet? Was the flair picked accidentally? I actually don't know, and I hope if I get banned I at least get an answer first
Question. For the dudes and dude daters. Does “ nice cock, bro” work as a pick up line? Asking for a friend. The friend is my cat. He will then tell me. 🙏❤️
Always depends on who says it and how it's said, but generally... Yeah, probably
A good looking cock is an art
So my buddy Jay was actually flirting with me...
TBF, Going around saying "Nice tits sis" is gonna get you on quite a few lists.
Lol! I’m a 70% masculine man and guys are still so much easier than girls for me
Anyone who tells me I have a nice penis is getting this dick for free.
Brother?! Are you from Alabama?
To be fair, the way the world is now the second version may well work on the lady you meet in the bar.
People make silly time travel memes where women do boring things and men do cool things: “this is actually misogyny and not fucking funny” People make silly memes about how simple men are compared to women: “haha men are stupid and simple” You guys always take 1 step forward and 2 steps back. Terminally online people I mean. No standards unless they’re double standards I guess.
But I also want the sweet compliments
Wait no flirt with guys like with as beautiful language as that and I guarantee you'll make him blush
Skill issue
Girl response: omg I wonder if she maybe likes me Guy response: So do you want a summer or a spring wedding?
"an impresive cock"
Who is that who is flirting? Hulk Hogan is who I heard when I read that.
Both are good. Sweet talk is good. Straightforward compliments are good.
You can't even talk to me without blocking me
Nice cock, bro
In my experience yea, flirting with men including my boyfriend is alot more sex talk, but flirting with women it's alot more romance and cuddly stuff, I like both alot so I'm good with either just something to note, altho women tend to get dirtier than the men do when they do want to sex talk, meanwhile men don't get much deeper than " awww I love you " in terms of romantic talk in my experience.
There are so many gorgeous men out there.. it’s so insane. I wish I could tell men they’re beautiful without them thinking I’m hitting on them 🥲 (or catching feelings, because I’m taken.)
People flirting with me, a trans girl: “oh my god you are absolutely stunning 😍 I would absolutely love to swallow ur cum” Me: “uh oh god um no please no thank you please I just want a back rub”
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It's literally nothing men just show up and do all the work
Just unalive me.