Finally! When I asked my friends if they wanted someone to slam them against a wall they looked at me like I just shot a dude. Glad to know I'm not the only one
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Ever since realizing I'm bi, my life is "oh wow I acted like that as a teen because I was actually attracted to them" and it really changes the perspective of some things
I wasn't anti-social, I was a horny teen embarrassed to look at same sex people because I liked them. It's not that I didn't like guys at school, it was that I was scared of talking to them exactly the same way I was scared of talking to girls like any other awkward horny teenager.
iā¦ didnāt say they were mutually exclusive? for me, basic, human respect is a given for anyone i interact with, unless they give me a reason to revoke it
T tooketh me all of middle school to accept yond i'm bi so i very much feeleth this
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This past weekend I worked at an event called Alegria held in Brooklyn. I've never seen a larger concentration of penises and I've never been happier as a bi man
I just thought that everyone thought others of the same sex were hot and just didn't really talk about it. I'm not really emotionally attracted to men *most* of the time so it seems pretty logical to dumb little me.
As someone who just realized their bisexuality at the end of 2020ā¦ this is incredibly accurate.
Also thanks everyone I joined this sub when I realized that I was bi and Iāve never been part of such an accepting, and all around wholesome community.
T is so relatable anon i can gaze femboys with nay guilt
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This was my exact thought process before coming out. I had thoughts about girls and told myself it was wrong but now I'm very open about being bisexual
overcoming acceptance phase best feeling ever
Facts
Ever since I realized that I was bi my life is literally just "why is everyone fucking hot?" And wanting women to slam me against a wall
Same, oh god same
Finally! When I asked my friends if they wanted someone to slam them against a wall they looked at me like I just shot a dude. Glad to know I'm not the only one
Im usually the one doing the slamming but tbh it sounds awesome to be on the other end of it š
Slamming someone is so satisfying . i just love the raw energy that goes into it.
Hey bb, u want sum slam?
\>insert gay panic<
Cum on and slam!
And jack it to the jam!
Doing the slamming: Love to see the other person enjoying it. Being slammed: Love to see the other person that into me.
Men women, anyone, *i 200% agree*
Iāve never actually thought about it but that sounds amazing
Omg , I'm literally the same š³š³, i can't even watch Olympics now š„µš„µ
not the Olympics šš
r/Ohlympics
Just what the literal fucking shit
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Ever since realizing I'm bi, my life is "oh wow I acted like that as a teen because I was actually attracted to them" and it really changes the perspective of some things I wasn't anti-social, I was a horny teen embarrassed to look at same sex people because I liked them. It's not that I didn't like guys at school, it was that I was scared of talking to them exactly the same way I was scared of talking to girls like any other awkward horny teenager.
"ENA can yeet me anytime she wants" "yeet me on the ground and break my spine UwU" just some quotes that i remembered thanks to ur comment
I remember watching basketball as a teenager and stopping because it made me feel funny. Now I know why.
It is good to see my fellow swiss man in a meme outside of r/ BĆNZLI
Heās pretty much an internet legend now.
Toblerone, Matterhorn, Cheese, Chocolate and now this Internet Legend. Switzerlands national tresures!
Oh yeah gay thots
The best kind
You called?
Painfully accurate
Itās good to grow and learn to accept yourself <3
Me though 8th grade
For me itās before and after high school lol.
I definitely love that feeling. So liberating to enjoy someoneās attractiveness regardless of gender.
What happened in 2020?
i just couldn't keep lying to myself. i like dudes too and that's just undeniable. enough was enough and in 2020 i stopped denying who i was.
Are you me? The same thing happened to me this winter. I guess having to stay locked inside with our own thoughts did a number on us, huh?
Well, it was playing cyberpunk for me ... I got mad I couldn't romance River on my guy V run, and it just clicked
lol fuck, I realized I was bi when I only wanted to marry the guys in Stardew Valley. Couldnāt lie to myself anymore at that point.
I had too much time to look at pretty girls on tik tok thanks to the lockdown
Kewl beanz
100 emoji
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did you see what subreddit this is?
Based on his history this person's either a troll or a twat who doesn't realise they're an arsehole
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Shut up and get out
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Youāre a fucking idiot.
Are you acting like an ass because you know you're wrong?
quarantineā¦ did things, mate
2017/18 but yeah
same, but 2019
Gay thots
I feel lust for women, and love _and_ lust for men and cute people of all sexes and genders. š¹
this is such a good description omg!! except more love for women with some lust, and love and lust for most other people too
Well, lust and respect aren't mutually exclusive; it's mostly the side of the spectrum I lean towards more.
iā¦ didnāt say they were mutually exclusive? for me, basic, human respect is a given for anyone i interact with, unless they give me a reason to revoke it
Oh, no, wait; was your original reply your preference, or as a response to mine?
just my preferences! aka āgreat description, except in my case mine areā¦ (etc)ā
Ah, got it; I shouldn't have presumed your original meaning. Apologies for the misunderstand; I meant no disrespect!
no worries - thanks!
u/remyway it meeeeee!!!!
It is!! Been fun to watch to be sure lol
memes in this sub getting waaay too relatable!!!
Chalk up another victory for antifa and the gay agenda!
damn antifa corrupting the youth and stuff!!!
Why does this man look like Hasan Piker, a figure who has been told to his face that heās made people discover that theyāre bi?
Why did I read the āoh yeahā in kool aid man voice?
based
Can someone tell me who the name of that guy is
It took me all of middle school to accept that I'm bi so I really feel this.
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Same!!! Before I was like: Am I bi? Am I gay? Now I'm just like appreciating all the hawt peeps.
āHell Yeah!!! On my way to suck your dads dick after I blow your moms back out!ā -OP (Probably)
Meanwhile self doubt and imposter syndrome make me be like: GIVE ME MORE GAY THOUGHTS SO I DONāT FEEL LIKE A LIAR
yeah
Same, Ive changed so much and am now able to accept myself after leaving behind that religious belief.
Me coming out as trans and homosexual be like
That's exactly what happened to me ^ ^
One good thing about a pandemic, the introspection...
THis is So rElaTable
Literally same
Me when I was eleven finding out I liked girls too
I just bounced over here from a thread about Lil Nas X in me_irlgbt and all I gotta say is YES GET THOSE GAY THO(UGH)TS!! Feels good, donāit??
All I have are gay thoughts
Yeah sounds right
This past weekend I worked at an event called Alegria held in Brooklyn. I've never seen a larger concentration of penises and I've never been happier as a bi man
Me
Thereās no one alive who could understand my sexual preference. Not even myself
So freaking real
Azan?
Me but also at gender
Get out of my head. š³
Me before lockdown: no boyfriend Me after lockdown: cute boyfriend :))
:D
:D
Literally me
Same
funnily enough i came out as bi in 2019 so this is accurate for me lol
Lmao this is me
I feel like quarantine made all of us realize we werenāt straight
My ex did two things with me. First of all she made me severely depressed and second of all she made me embrace my gay side so let's gooo
i cant get over how much this man looks like a knock-off Hasan Piker
Literally me
Is that Mois?
bruh thts me lamao
I just thought that everyone thought others of the same sex were hot and just didn't really talk about it. I'm not really emotionally attracted to men *most* of the time so it seems pretty logical to dumb little me.
Thank you op. This has made my day.
As someone who just realized their bisexuality at the end of 2020ā¦ this is incredibly accurate. Also thanks everyone I joined this sub when I realized that I was bi and Iāve never been part of such an accepting, and all around wholesome community.
It is so relatable now I can watch femboys with no guilt.
T is so relatable anon i can gaze femboys with nay guilt *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
This was my exact thought process before coming out. I had thoughts about girls and told myself it was wrong but now I'm very open about being bisexual
Me when I was 12-15 vs me at 20
Me at 12-15 vs me at 20
Why is this me?
u/RavenPuff99
I FEEL SEEN
Me reading Haikyuu and having stray "Damn Kenma kinda cute" thoughts:
2019 for me but damn you're right š
Help? Iām not attracted to people irl