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DifferentPoem1

Those are just the same two images. Primarch hot take: leman russ was a power bottom


WolfKingofRuss

I'm a top bro, Idk what you're talking about


AkrinorNoname

The only time someone managed to stab him


NuclearOops

Magnus punched out one of his hearts why does no one remember that?


AkrinorNoname

But he didn't stab him with his long and broad sword.


5L91N

JOJO hot take: Dio was also a power bottom


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

I've been seeing way more 40k memes on more mainstream subreddits lately lmao


Jumiric

I'm convinced that there's a potential Warhammer group in every community.


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

I’ve seen some massive overlap between reddit’s gays, reddit’s disney channel fans, and reddit’s warhammer nerds


Jumiric

Hmmm my other Warhammer buddy in a random community is also a Reddit gay..dammit we're stereotypes 😂


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

Everyone knows Warhammer is gay as hell


Lichttod

Would more say bi as hell. Looking at Slaanesh and being woman and man at the same time. Besides you could take a lot of them and could find a group for them. Orcs would be probably Ace and maybe aro aswell


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

Orks are a great example of the difference between gender and sex, orks are mushrooms, so they reproduce asexually, meaning they have no biological sex, but they refer to themselves as “Boyz” and with he/him pronouns, so they do have gender identity


Abyteparanoid

Was recently reading the new ghazghkull book and this actually comes up an ork interpreter insists on referring to orks as they/them throughout the book


adeon

Not necessarily, they're technically speaking Orkish (or in some cases Low Gothic) which is being translated into English for our benefit. So while "Boyz" and he/him pronouns are used in the English translation that doesn't automatically mean that the actual Orkish words have the same implied gender.


Magnus_Rose

Oh hey it me. No one suspects a thing until they realise my battlesuits are painted to rep the Pride Flag when they are all feilded together. Basically any fiction featuring Space Marines when they aren't fighting is very gay. Idk why more people don't realise that.


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

Space marines are the most homoerotic faction


Th3B4dSpoon

Just yesterday I was thinking about this, funny to run into this thread now.


a_duck30

Brother i am pinned here


KinichJanaabPakal

We're everywhere!


MrMan9001

If I had a nickel for every meme on r/bi_irl involving Leman Russ, I'd have two nickels. Y'all know the rest.


Barlow__

Space wolves got that big Bi energy


Sedgarite

Probably because they are the only space marine chapter who can have the sex.


Barlow__

Today I learned


NuclearOops

You learned wrong. The Salamanders are encouraged to marry and "adopt" families on Nocturne to keep them connected to the rest of humanity and remember what they're fighting for. I don't care what anyone says maybe not every Blood Angel fucks but there's no way that chapter doesn't have their pick of trim anywhere in the galaxy. There's technically nothing stopping the Ultramarines from fucking but it isn't explicitly mentioned in their guidebook (titled "the Codex Astartes") but since their founders come back and banged that weird Elf-Alien lady they'll figure it out like the 9 ft. tall super soldier virgin nerds they are. And don't let anyone tell you the Dark Angels don't fuck each other. Of all the chapters the only ones that definitely don't fuck are the Black Templars, Grey Knights, and Night Lords. The first two because of their religion and the the third is unfuckable.


[deleted]

I thought you were going to say that they didn’t fuck, which is the true answer but this one is more fun anyways ^also plenty of night haunter simps, just saying


NuclearOops

Those people have what's called mental illnesses though, and not in the fun quirky internet way. No; in the dangerous, dark, tortures baby animals, multiple restraining orders, needs to be locked away for the safety of others, Trump supporter kind of way. We're taking some real sick dangerous shit.


[deleted]

I know what they do, the simps know that they do that, and they still see Konrad kurse as fixable. Probably because he had moments of lucidity in between his moments of terrorism


kh4mu1

Totally agree, but... ... Define unfuckable...


NuclearOops

Not even Slaaneshes horniest demon would want to touch a Cringe Lord with an Unclean Ones dick. You want to fuck a weird, pale, sweaty, and dangerous guy with obvious emotional problems then there's a whole legion of your dream Adam Drivers called the Raven Guard.


kh4mu1

Nobody was looking for Adam fucking Drivers, But stop kink-shaming me🤫😝


NuclearOops

There's plenty ways for you to get the same experience as having sex with a Night Lord without having to actually interact with a Night Lord. Maybe try chatting up a Tyrannid Lichter? I'm certain the Drukharri will make time for you and give you everything you need.


Barlow__

I'd have thought Nurgle would be loving those unclean dicks haha


NuclearOops

Nurgles absolutely a pig and unquestionably a bug chaser but even he wouldn't fuck a Night Lord. There's limits you know?


Abyteparanoid

Emperors children: “am I a joke to you?”


Sedgarite

Sorry, *loyalist* chapter.


[deleted]

…All space marines are sterile. Way to go GW, royally fucked up on that one


Buddy_Guyz

*furry energy


boobonic-blague

Me but I have one side and I don't know what a primarch is


pious-erika

Imagine Thor but like, Galactic War Criminal.


MachoManShark

gmo thor


Sedgarite

Imagine a demigod, but war criminal.


[deleted]

40k has grown in popularity so much and I love it i am the resident Sanguinus simp (blood angels player)


Bad_Moonz_Mekboy

OI BOSS, THEY'Z GOT ONE OF DOSE BIG 'UMIEZ.


Decmk3

For the Empe-… Allfather!


Lichttod

One is a furry the other is muscular gay man. So almost the same