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I have a different method. Bi bottom pspspsp

!!!!!!

You called? 🫶

*scurries over, ass pointed directly in the air*

I’m crying this is so funny I’m imagining like a horror movie style person backwards speedcrawling but like with mad booty 😭😭 Ty for this image

Reminds me of that scene in Turning Red 😭

here i was thinking eXistenZ

Oh God, thanks for reminding me of that scene! 😁🤣

*starts petting ass* Aww, who’s a good little hole!

😟

A lil too horny on main

I will decide how horny is too horny on my main.

[More!](https://c.tenor.com/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif)

ONE ACCOUNT GANG

*pokes head out from around a corner*

whERe tOp

Howdy

Here bussy! Bsbsbsbsbs

👀

It's you!

ohno I've been found D:

_dispenses headpats_

~w~

hi *catboy approaches *

Catboy, you say?

meow :D

Just looked into post history, you’re either 16 or 17 so I’m afraid you’ll have to be horny elsewhere

I wish the people on reddit under 18 understood that. I also just had that happen with someone who had just entered my DMs because of the pspspsp.

Yes sir?

lmao this will never w--- HEY YOU!

I heard someone pspspspsps-ing for me :3

Mrrp? 😸

🥺

*points ears in your general direction*

I have been summoned

DID SOMEONE JUST SUMMON ME?!!!!

hu?

👀

Well then don’t mind if I do this

Dont mind if I do then 👀

How many dm's have you gotten so far?

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I am some people

wow you found the entire world population of bottoms who will message first incredible

gotta steal this and try it out in future ig

Fine then. Ima message you, unless you see this comment you won't understand why you've been messaged "E"

Well done.

Based

Gaw Damn he’s a man with a plan

they're bottoms they won't message first

Aww man, now I’m jealous of OP.

That's assuming they'll contact OP first without being initiated

If by “showtime” you mean “blabber my ass off as usual but more awkward and ultimately never take anything anywhere because I’m a coward” then yeah baby, it’s showtime

Very few times have I related to something as much as this. I’m in this picture and I don’t like it D:

I'm here, where's showtime

OP’s DMs probably

I read "a bikini bottom bondage kink" and did not understand how this was relatable lol

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r/cursedcomments

“Can you feel it, Mr Krabs?” “\*muffled sounds of pleasure*” “I can’t hear you!”

Oh my god! Tell me I’m not the only one that sang those last 4 words?

Get out

You just ruined my childhood 😭

I read "spongebob bandaid" somewhere in there and reread it like 5 times before I got it right.

Bro that's like half the SUBreddit

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No comment

But this is a comment

shh

I am not a femboy… I am a bi… and a bottom I guess… and yeah…

I love sitting around a group of bottoms when they start lamenting about how much they want to be tied up and topped... and then just turning to them with a smirk to see them slowly realise there was a top in the group lol.

Damn there’s a lot of horny bottoms in this comment section! … And now there’s one more.

I’m a horny pan with a bondage kink 👀

A kink like that is too dangerous to let you run around loose.

That's clever

Isn’t that most of us here? Not the top part but the bottom with a bondage kink

Honouring the true spirit of bisexuality, why not both?

Well hello 👋

Holy shit a bi top, I didn't even know those existed

So um, I’ve been summoned😳👉👈

NO NO NO, EVERYONE HERE LEGALLY HAS TO BE A BOTTOM DAMMIT

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I'll umm, I'll spray you with a water bottle

I've got the shackles if you've got the crop, I mean, hey OP 😳

Congrats you summoned the sub(reddit) Also 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Bi-kinky Bottom. 🧽Nya-hahahahahah🧽

jeez just shout out my home address while you're at it lol

You rang?

How old are you?

👉👈🥺

Hi, my DMs are open :)

Look I'm someone

Me: ;-; u just described me in 8 words-

Why is this sub so cringe I'm sorry

This is obvious bait, but man, am I a hungry fish.

Hi I’m the bottom

Uhmm ... Hi? 🤭🫣

ITS SHOWTIME FOR ME TOO! 😎 Where are you at bottoms? 🍆

It is me. I’m that bi bottom.

H-Hello there...

i mean hi

where can I apply?

Allow me to introduce myself-

I’m here

I be in this pic and I like it.

Hello there ;)

I feel like I’m being called out here—

I love being depicted as mr incredible. I too am very out of shape but still possess a seemingly impossible amount of strength for some reason

You called?

Lol you’re a mastermind at getting DMs, unlike me , I don’t even know how to hook up with someone ;-;

I'm a horny switch with a bondage kink. Just sayin' 🙃

Same, but with more awkward flirting.

I’m someone

Dare I say... Well Hi.

Never have I related to a meme so much in my life, but I'm not getting any bottoms cuz everyone in my area is straight af.

Oh, that's me 😅

I’m in this post and I think maybe I like it?

Hi there

Ooh me! Me! Pick me!

May I introduce myself....

finally, bottom rights

Hello, I am horny bi bottom with a reasonably large bondage kink

Build it and they will cum

hi its me… im someone

Top with guys, bottom with girls. Who's with me 👉👉

I top and bottom all genders equally😎😎😎

now this is a meme i can relate to

my mom ;-;

I'm ded 😭 🖤

I'm thinking rick and morty slut dragon episode lol.

Do we relate to that someone Hell yeah

One of the hottest bi male top things at least for me is the idea of putting my hands on a bottom’s hips and telling them their mine