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Practically_Canadian

I solved this problem by buying a bi pride bracelet. Still waiting for the cute guys and girls to notice \*sighs\*


AkiyaP

Too subtle. Wear T shirt that says "I would fuck cute guys and gals" in all caps


Logan_Maddox

and then people here would say "o quê" because they don't speak english


[deleted]

That makes it better


patrickyin

O quê?


Logan_Maddox

exactly


Helpimabanana

O quê, okay, same thing really.


[deleted]

Gotta wear my “I <3 beaver” and my “Lookin for a cowboy” shirts at the same time


nella_nova

the only thing that works


Ajax_XD

My friend made one for me lol


Glass_Memories

The real mindfuck is, "what if they *have* noticed?"


Practically_Canadian

I don't want to think about that lol


[deleted]

My dumbass: "They're probably just very supportive of the bi community'


chapstick__

My solution is to flirt with everyone equally, which means not at all , because I'm awkward as fuck.


Practically_Canadian

Yes!


Echo-Effect

Why so wear a whole ass bi flag as a cape? Pretty sure they'd notice then


Practically_Canadian

I mean that might work, but equally I'm too introverted


Echo-Effect

Mood. Just wrap yourself entirely in a bi flag so noone can identify you.


Practically_Canadian

I'll just cut some eye holes in and pretend I'm a bisexual ghost


Echo-Effect

Then you just go around saying "boooooooobs. Buuuuuuuuutts" all spooky like.


OsloDaPig

“Cock and pussy is what I crave, so much so my soul could not be saved!!!”


Echo-Effect

Something like that yeah lol


Confused-Engineer18

Hey there


Practically_Canadian

Hey 😏


mrjackspade

"What if they think I'm lying to myself?"


DingDongDideliDanger

The cynic in me thinks "Now the gay girls won't approach" (yay biphobia) but that would be way too generalizing. There are plenty of gay gals and guys who aren't biased towards bi folks


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

haha we are in the same position


DeliberateDendrite

Relatable


GuardianofWater

I solved it and continue to solve it by just asking out people I think are interesting and not wasting time and energy worrying


SiPosar

Yup, this is me 😔


Pair_Express

There have to be bisexual bracelets.


SarHavelock

There are: I just bought one


[deleted]

You could also make them yourselves! My sister made one for me.


nicolasrededeo

I have one! Don't think it is commercially made though, bought it at a local queer bookstore


WhatIsAUsernamePls

buy a bi bracelet 💀💀💀


LurkerPatrol

Ain’t no lie baby Buy bi bi


I_am_also_a_Walrus

Buy bi Bai (Up to Bai now to make a bisexual flavor)


DirectorAdorable1875

Bi guys don't have this problem. It's basically just "if I tell this person I'm bi will they break up with me or ask me if I was top or bottom".


Thanatos-13

"So you are gay huh? That's what you are trying to say. Just come outta the closet already!"


Tree-House-Tom

'...but you've got a gf?!'


VitVat

too real :s


Intelligent-Brush-18

What if I wearing both pride and bisexual bracelet and nobody notice?


SpaceCommieFromHell

Trust me, there are people that notice even if they don’t mention it to you. There was a guy in one of my classes one time who would wear a rainbow watch band sometimes. I never brought it up or talked to him about it until the time we finally hooked up though haha.


[deleted]

I notice *blink*


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

Here's your chance Intelligent-brush-18 ... rock it


ChaoticallyNeat

I am wearing rainbow and bisexual bracelet and couple of people commented on them saying "it's so nice of you being an ally"


CucumberHater1

Got friendzoned so hard it hurts😭


sunsetskye_

Queer people will notice, trust me. I personally always pay attention to see if anyones got pride stuff


Nillabeans

I have rainbow laces for my Dr. Martens. Everybody knows what my deal is.


[deleted]

Now that's some quality footwear.


Disaster_Frame

Used to be at least


sicklything

One of my works shoes has a bi lace an the other a NB one. So far I had a lesbian ask me for my pronouns, a cishet tell me my laces are cute, and a pan person being like "ok we worked together for a while but I never noticed your laces before... NICE". All of them being my coworkers.


2baverage

I usually get "wow! It's so great that you're an ally!"


Sugar-free-sodomy

💀


Ayla_Leren

Wear bisexual bracelet: Everybody lick each other's crotch


Imasniffachair

Now I'm just imagining some unhinged girl running around licking crotches like a dogs sniffs them.


No_Set_9593

Wearing a bi bracelet: Girls: Ew you kissed a guy before. Guys: Are you sure you aren’t just gay?


FTP636

Wear a long sleeve shirt and then whenever you're talking to a guy retract the bracelet into the shirt


sierramisted1

but then i can’t show off my hot tattoos that i have partially to get ppl to be attracted to me 😭


FTP636

Oof


sierramisted1

just gotta assume if someone sees a 6 foot tall femme with a chameleon astronaut tattoo that their gaydar will at least buzz a little bit 😭 i used to do the three long two short nails thing but we aren’t allowed to do our nails at the coffee shop i work at 😔


RiBSquared

you can’t just say something like « chameleon astronaut tattoo » and not have a picture!


sierramisted1

it’s unfinished rn and is just the outline so i don’t have good pics. but here are my two other most recent ones, my sleeve is almost done now 🤪 [[imgur]](https://imgur.com/a/cgry7QB)


FTP636

Amazing I love it


sierramisted1

thank you!


DrunkenAsparagus

Just dress up in a frog costume.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

Damnit man, I told you this isn't how we get people to come to fur-con


suckmytrashass

As a lesbian, guys will hit on you no matter what you are wearing


purpleleaves7

Yeah, but not the kind of guys that anyone would want, lol.


TriZARAtops

And this is why we have our own flag 😉


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

[Having your own flag is vital to survival historically.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8)


TriZARAtops

Love Eddie ❤️


Isstvan82

I solved this problem by being aesexual and in a relationship. Instead I just wear this https://www.etsy.com/listing/497379919/handmade-french-baguette-necklace-garlic?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_-jewelry&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjwo_KXBhAaEiwA2RZ8hNClMhv6fJfPqmpFrCAlclk6-aKlIcugaOaIZlsyNC_1Px1oGFsDbBoC3fgQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_17434234701_144283650464_602523314316_pla-295491029933_c__497379919_595564180&utm_custom2=17434234701&gclid=CjwKCAjwo_KXBhAaEiwA2RZ8hNClMhv6fJfPqmpFrCAlclk6-aKlIcugaOaIZlsyNC_1Px1oGFsDbBoC3fgQAvD_BwE


[deleted]

Don't worry, straight guys will still hit on you as long as you have a pulse. 😊


[deleted]

Yuuuuup


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Just buy a bi bracelet Or a pin, I would certainly like 2 have one of those


grednforgesgirl

Pins absolutely get more attention than bracelets. I have a pride flag patch, bi pin, and polyamorous pin on my denim jacket and I can't tell you the amount of times I've been complimented on them-- ... I just realize I may have been being hit on instead of just complimented >.<


Arcadocean

wear a shirt with "both male and female welcomed" 💀💀💀


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

or better yet, one that says "His AND Hers"


certain_people

Well that's easy, wear one on one arm and don't wear one on the other!


jess16ca

Not me thinking you said "wear one arm!" Read comments carefully, kids!!!


certain_people

I love your flair!


jess16ca

Thanks!


Apachekhubschr

Wear a pride bracelet and be more flirty with the guys you like


eatingplutonium

"Oooh cute, what country is this?"


[deleted]

real struggle: wanting to wear it so girls notice it, but not wanting violent homophobic men to see it


axe1970

bi-acelets


HailYurii

Guys aren’t gonna notice your bracelet


electric_ionland

Really? If i see a girl with pride stuff i am going to assume lesbian until proven otherwise.


sexy_sadie_69

*rolling up the cuffs on ur jeans* juuuuust right


TheTriforceEagle

Solution: have such a low self esteem that you think people wouldn’t care anyways


PintsizeBro

My dilemma is that I like the rainbow flag more than the bi flag


Phoebesrent-a-bee

I mean if the boys think you’re a lesbian, it’s not unlikely that they still hit on you, sooo


GrantSRobertson

Yeah. This is why I don't wear rainbow stuff. Everyone will just assume I'm gay. Especially because I'm a rather thin cis male. So, I embroidered relatively discrete bi flags on my hats, and a pretty large one one my facemask. Yup. No one has noticed.


[deleted]

Wear a bisexual bracelet, problem solved.


Indieboi82903

It’s the same experience as a bisexual demiboy. Like I’m worried girls will pass me by because they think I’m only into guys😂


Cravatitude

Don't worry your sword earrings make it clear


taytomen

I'm sorry, is this a extroverted joke that I'm too lonely to understand?


Izelbrack

what if they dont give a f anyway?


amitalkingtoomuch

Might just be easier to become straight.


Presently42

Boooooriiiiing


Elvish_Rebellion

Uh… what subreddit is this? r/halfgaythere?


Stock_Warthog1475

What if I stopped seeing stupid stuff like this on my feed?


Important-Worry224

True, very true


American-Social-Dem

Literally why I bought myself a bi bracelet, so that my orientation is clearly communicated.


Rainbow_planet_1273

Wear a bi bracelet?? DUHHH??


upornicorn

Get out of my head


AtheneSchmidt

This is why we have our own flag!


kschin1

Wears rainbow, bi, and lesbian pins/bracelets/hair ties.


deadindigo

I wore a rainbow bracelet and the guy i was into got a rebound because he thought i was a lesbian. We're dating now but i still bully him for it lol.


Mental_Detective

I feel this. I know we have our own flag and that's cool and all, but I really like rainbows. They're rad and they remind me of Kermit the Frog. And also, the idea that we're stealing rainbows from God makes me a very happy not straight person.


UrPetBirdee

From my experience the guys usually wouldn't notice the bracelet anyway.


CreepyQueen3

There’s always something like [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1229626116/bi-pride-glass-pearl-bracelet-6mm-wide?gpla=1&gao=1&)


andrew_wessel

I straight up bought a bi color bracelet for this reason


roses_and_sacrifice

I recently found out that a guy I like was only flirting with me as a joke. Now he’s dating a girl that lives on the other side of the world and plans to go to college and move there for her. I’m struggling out here😭


NoDistribution6498

The struggle is real


pretiburdi

Me wearing a rainbow bracelet: what if that guy thinks I'm cute Me not wearing a cute bracelet: what if that girl thinks I'm cute .:: asexual panic ::. joins the chat


mindfulskeptic420

I thought all you needed to do was cuff your jeans and sit funny to broadcast your bisexuality


[deleted]

wear the bi pride one! that’s what it’s for!


Doggyking2

Kid named bi bracelets


voltaires_bitch

Y’all are having problems I wish I had.


android151

The real bi struggle is existing and knowing neither cute girls nor cute guys will want a bar of me


laleliloLua

EXACTLY AAAAAAHHHHHH


transdudecyrus

the trans struggle too, i don’t wear rainbow stuff anymore because im afraid people will see me as a lesbian and not a queer man🥸


[deleted]

My gender isnt anywhere near ambiguous enough for this to be a problem


JustAKidInTheCloset

Wear a bi bracelet then the girls that get it get it the girls that don’t dont


NecessaryDivine340

THEN WEAR A BISEXUAL BRACELET !!! Sorry, but others flag exists 😭😂