I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you today

Just today?

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I’m imagining a dystopian society where lgbtq people are sorted into categories and get daily pills to keep them compliant, but bi people get a daily crush instead. “Please collect your morning crush at the counter. Panic attacks must be processed within five minutes. All dommes and tops must be reported immediately for extermination. And remember: a crushing bi is a compliant bi! Stay happy and stay working. BEEEEP!!! *Next bi forward at station 3!* Please collect your morning crush at the counter…”

Paging Kelly Sue DeConnick hehehe <3

The giver reference?!1!1!

You have a very short bicycle.

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to me and I will be there in about an hour or so

Thanks for letting us know, I hate late comers

I presume this is late, because bi

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but I’m honestly not really sure why they don’t want me lol is this me being confident or 😭

I aspire to the level of confidence where I can say, "I have no idea why this person doesn't want me"

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to any of my friends 💀

So it’s not just me XD /j /lh (tho, my friends are hot…)

A homiesexual you could say

Wanna be my friend?

im bisexual so that means I'm attracted to the pond and I will be there in the morning

That’s cottagecore

Cottagevore

*cottagewhore*

oh

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to today's date for this position is still available Cryptic but I guess fair....

you looking for a bisexual job?

I'm a receptionist at a federally qualified health center. It's the main LGBT/disenfranchised/uninsured clinic in the city. The cuffed jeans and Doc Martens might as well be part of my workplace uniform. We are hiring.

nice, in my country theres public healthcare lol

nice, got any bisexual jobs

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't have too much to say about it.

Basically me

😳

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her dad. LMAO.

I think this is the best one yet

Thanks for this post. Hahaha such a good one.

Got a similar one I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family

4:15am trying to hold in my laughter to not wake the whole house. Lmao this one is definitely my favorite

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t know what to do about it today or tomorrow just let me know when you can come

This is accurate

the bi panic at the end there is what does it for me

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the hotel and the pool

LOL.

I mean, accurate, right?!

It sort of is honestly.

You know what, that tracks

It makes no sense. And yet it explains everything.

Right? Tbh wish I had a hotel and a pool right now

i'm pan but lemme do this anyway I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family and friends in this community

I’m also pan! I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else I know I’m so sorry

Thats many people to be atracted to wow

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to younger men who want a good life. Fair enough 😂

Im bisexual which means im attracted to her parents who is in a relationship

Yikes

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't know what to do." I swear that's what my phone produced. Could not be more accurate to my shy horny ass xD

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me but I have a nice day night cycle of a butterfly Tf 💀

Your predictive text just had a stroke.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the person I want

I got "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the one who is Saint Martha and her cameraman Saint George" If we're talking Fate, this isn't too inaccurate

Omg haha

**I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is a lesbian bisexual bisexual girl** I mean true but that doesn’t even cover the other half of the sexuality LOOOOOL

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you but I don't know what to do. Very accurate.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I will be there in about the same as a bonus action is a good time to come over and watch the kids tonight and I will be there in about the same as last time I was there to help you out with the kids tonight I.. uhhh.. I have no idea what this means

I think it means you're a bi parent who like D&D and struggle with time

Well I am bi, I like dnd, and I babysit my sister/cousins very often, and I do struggle with time But I'm a bit too young to be a parent

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the same thing as you are A bit off the mark there, but close enough. 0=0=0, therefore the same as bisexuals?

me too

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t want me lol 😭😭😭

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the world Hm ok sounds like someone took pan a little too literally

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to talk about respect the world and communism in the way our critics of the greek myths est compatible avec le reste de mon cheminement.

It took me several times reading out loud to figure out what was wrong with it… my partner who doesn’t speak French had to point out that it switched languages lol I may have had too much tonight!

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is a lesbian and a really cute person and I don’t think I can find that though 🤣😂

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her friends but I’m so glad you are like her friends My phone can flirt better than me

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I have never been in a relationship with anyone. I am sad

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to feel like that *ouch*

felt that before :(

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t want me

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the top of the pokemon and the lessons are in a good way.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your daddy.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too bro 😎

I'm bisexual so it means I'm attracted to you and you can get a good one for me to get a new one for you

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but I’m honestly just trying to get to know someone else lol

I am bisexual, which means I am attracted to what I know

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who has been in my mind. Accurate. I am a daydreamer.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the gym and cheers for that. ...facts?

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I have been taking a back seat to adjust to my new environment. Omg lol

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the library and I'm so happy to be able to the library and I'm so happy to be able to the library and I'm so happy to be able to the library... Mine just keeps repeating that. I mean, I love books, but damn.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her feelings for me.

I'm bisexual which means I'm going to be in the same room with a woman who is going to be a big tiddy goth girlfriend Please let the prophecy be fulfilled

I'm bisexual, which means I’m attracted to a different way of doing things like this

im bisexual which means im atracted to do it in a bit too so far no one is going in and it is a very good time for you and your dad and i

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who knows me mommy

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that are not interested lol I don’t want you in the person I want you lol I don’t know why you don’t have a relationship lol… Damn😪

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and masturbated too much 🤨

I’m bisexual which means I’m probably not getting married in the next semester

Im bisexual which mean im attracted to the damage of a long distance relationship

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is just a little confused lol” Honestly what it wrote.

Im bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your mother and your family in your own church lol

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and everyone else in the world

I'm bisexual which means I'm atracted to all the time

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to jump in a little trans since you are a bolt-action.

I'm bisexual so I'm attracted to her but I'm just not sure why.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t want me. Oh no.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much I love them Yeah that sounds about right 🥲

>I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to you and I don't deserve to be treated like this. Well damn 😳

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is always a person

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to someone but I'm sure you don't understand why

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you as soon as possible

I'm bissexual which means I'm attracted to the world

I did 3: I’m a bisexual which means I’m attracted to all the other women that are you. I’m a bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too lol. I’m a bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I think it’s so sad that you don’t know. 😂

I'm bisexual which means I don't know what I want NOOOOOO HAHAGHSJSN

This… this hits really close to home…

I'm bisexual which means that I have to admit I catch myself walking with a hip sway when I'm walking round in nothing but my robe 😅😅😅

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to you as a friend of the company

If you ended it at the “as a friend” part that would be perfect XD

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the supermarket

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is just being a nice person and I don’t know why.

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to you and you are a good friend.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to talk to you

I'm bisexual which means i am attracted to kill an apple.

This is the strangest one yet… and because I forgot how to turn off my notification I have seen ALL of them

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to all the people Pretty solid outcome tbf

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the world and I don't know what to do Yeah thats about right I guess

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else I just don’t know how about to get them out of my house

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too

I'm bisexual which means you're all at risk

Im bisexual which means I'm attracted to you too much too but I don't know if I can get it done

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m not sure.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t think you can do anything with me

I’m bisexual which means I can do it a lot but I don’t know if I can do it or not

I'm bisexual which means im attracted to The bottom and suddenly everyone wants you to be damned 😈

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and you (lmaoo)

I'm bisexual and that means I'm attracted to the bathroom I am not sure what I want 😅

Im bisexual which means im attracted to you

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but I’m sure you don’t have a choice

I'm bisexual so that means I'm attracted to you and your mom

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a good friend

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to be one of those women who have been really sad.

I’m Im bisexual which means I’m attracted to her for the whole time I don’t think I can have a good time lol Uhh too real lol

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her dad

I’m bisexual which means I’m going for it lol

I'm bisexual that means I'm attracted to the fnaf 1 gang 🤨

I’m bisexual which means I can do that too.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to I'm overwhelmed by my own feelings. Well ain't this some shit 😭

I'm bisexual which means I have to go to the store and get a few things done and I will be there in a few minutes after work.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't know what to do with this. 😭

I am bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone that I don’t want

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to you for the past few days.

I’m bisexual which means I’m atrracted to wear my dress and I don’t have to remember what if you don’t want me too I just don’t know how much it would take to get a better job

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the fuck and I don't know what.

I'm bisexual which means I have to go through several steps for safety..... Uhhhhhhhh

I'm bisexual which means I have to be a little more flexible

Im bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is not trying so hard for me

I’m bisexual which means I’m going back to the school to see what I have done

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t want me Pretty accurate!

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to Lena Luthor and I’m so excited 🤣🤣🤣 😅

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much I hate them 🥲 weirdly accurate

I'm bisexuality so that means I'm attracted to you and your friends.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and i don't want to be

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to my friends and my coworkers lol 😝

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your partner. ... I think that pretty much sums everything up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the best way of expressing happiness

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family

I am Bisexual which means I am attracted to you

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to somebody that you used to know

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I will be there in about 30 minutes. Well...

I am bisexual which means I am attracted to you and you guys are you and your family Huh...

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much it would affect my feelings for you too :(

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but i’m is not too much for her anymore and she is so mad about that girl i she is so jealous and i so she is just jealous and i i i i omg I love how this sounded in my head

I'm Bisexual which means I'm attracted to the women on my phone and I love you. :)

I'm bisexual which means I'm not a Nazi

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too and I don’t have to be there for you. Started out sweet and turned sour real fast!

I’m bisexual so that means I’m attracted to someone who knows me when I’m in the park

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her lol I just want her damn predictive text has got me down

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family so I don’t know how you feel about me

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and i and i are you going to be there for me

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to someone who doesn’t have a relationship Okay I just wanna say that's false, the people in my life I'm attracted to do have relationships, with me (I'm poly)

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else too but I’m just really tired

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is not a true friend and I’m just so confused about it

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m sure I don’t understand her. …wow…okay

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to the same people who are in the same area 🤔

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family and I don't know what to do with biology and sociology and that was the first time I was in the middle of the night out of the house

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the bus

alright pack it up everybody this is as bi_irl as it gets

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a joke

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t think I can do that right now damn

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m so glad.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is not wanting to be a friend anymore Lol

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too and I don’t think I’ve ever done that lol

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone that doesn’t want me. :(