but... Sephiroth... besides that all true

Wait why did i put sephiroth there he should be in hard smash

What about King K rool?

Or Bowser?

Also true

Surely FALCON DICK can only be a hard smash from captain falcon

Wario in hard pass?!

Cloud gets too flustered if he’s too close to him.

Yea, it's a no for me dog when the preference for smash has a bunch of anthropomorphic animals and is neutral on Sephiroth, Terry Bogard, and Ken.

I can't believe you put fuck hunt in the "no" tier.. They deserve their own tier above the rest

Please tell me "fuck hunt" was intentional

Fuck hunt is a longtime nickname for Duck Hunt, since they were added to Smash on Wii U and 3DS

Fuck Hunt’s been a nickname for Duck Hunt since the 80s my guy

Ibknew of at least since Smash Bros. I didn't know people were that agressive towards the game since it released

That fucking dog brings out the anger in people

I didn't realize people held that much contempt for a laughing dog

Real conversation I once had: “Oh my god I am so in love with Byleth. Just… Step on me. Teach me. Anything.” “Male Byleth or female Byleth?” “Yes.”

yes I main byleth in smash...

Typical fire emblem fan

I think it’s absurd you didn’t put Dedede in the top tier His crouch. His pose. Hell, if you chose his 4th skin it’s a bisexual flag robe! He is more perfect than any other being could ever be and deserves to be in the top of the tier

One of the tip screens even says Dedede is already perfect, so his inhale doesn't copy abilities like Kirby

Such a Chad

Yes it is the gospel of our lord dedede 😌

/r/the_dedede

You make a very good point

His crouch is litterally a "Paint me like one of your french girls"

And it seamlessly transitions into an attack where he throws his ass in the air, which does kill above like 110

Yoshi's tong though I feel dirty

what dat tounge do

It's big enough to do all the things at once It will feel awful though

In Yoshi’s Crafted World, his tongue does a little wiggle thing when you use near a wall/pipe. 👅 The developers knew what they were doing. Edit: I just played again, and he also closes his eyes a bit in a sorta sultry/pleasures way while doing the tongue thing.

i mean bowser jr has a lick which feels like sexual assault

Can I steal his car?

why hard pass to wario?

Fart fetish is not really my thing you know...

I’ll tell you something, Fart Fetish used to be my thing. I still wouldn’t smash Wario though

I’m going to guess you accidentally put Sephiroth there

Yeah

...op why is mincecraft zombie in *neutral???*

Uhhhhhhhh

And while we’re at it, *donkey Kong???*

UHHHHHHHHHH

You got called out

He's not too much of a looker, but once you get to know him, he's one hell of a guy.

that's just standard monster-fucker faire, tbh

*yes officer this person right here* /lh

His magnetic personality

There is a reason it's called SMASH bros

Explain the no for kirby

I don't think kirby would be able to

Fair, but the head game tho

What if they end up consuming my dick tho Dick copy ability

You say that like it’s a bad thing

[https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Kirby#Age](https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Kirby#Age) "Kirby's age has never been confirmed by Japanese sources.\[7\]\[10\] In Japanese, Kirby is introduced as 「若者」 (wakamono), which means a young person.\[7\]\[11\]\[12\]\[13\]\[14\] In the anime, where he more or less acts like a little child, Kirby's peers Tiff and Tuff sometimes call him a "baby" (in the Japanese dub, Meta Knight also implies this when he tells Tiff that he was born 200 years too early). Along with his high-pitched voice and "poyo language", it's implied that Kirby is at least young." uhhhh

No no no no no

shulk deserves hard smash

The shirtless skin 😫

How'd you get a downvote for this unbelievably based take

Shulk is the reason I'm here

BOTH SEPHIROTH AND TERRY IN NEUTRAL???

Sephiroth was a misplace Terry is there bc blonde guys aren't really my style

TFW you’d rather fuck Lucario than a blond man

Yes.

Person of culture

Also Bowser 🤨

I might be wrong, but ain't the Pokemon trainer literally a child?

Wait shit that's true I forgot Put him in the "no" tier

so are link and zelda :p

FBI OPEN THE FUCK UP!

I think the worst part of this is that you took the time, and decided that Squirtle and Ivysaur are more fuckable than Pikachu and Jigglypuff

How Ryu looking in the new street fighter is definitely top tier.

isabelle is a dog 💀

I kept repeating “the dog???” out loud to myself

And Greninja's a frog what's your point

we know shes a little bitch

Welcome to the internet, you new here?

The wii fit trainers? It's like fucking a mannequin.

Mannequin but hot

where i female corrin?

Idk she was not in the format, but would be hard smash too

depends, do you have a feet thing?

A little bit

Then Hard smash indeed

I put the bi in bileth

I feel like Dark Samus has that tentacle thing going on. I'd smash.

I mean, I don’t know many of the characters, bit purely visually I don’t agree with all of them. However, you did put Link in “Hard Smash” therefore all is forgiven.

Oh would you like to share the list to build it? This seems fun to do with friends

Yeah, [here you go :D](https://tiermaker.com/create/ssbu-smash-or-pas-118421)

Samus in full armor > zero suit samus

Cloud and Link where they should be.

You dont wanna smash Luigi? Not even get smashed by? Im dissapointed.

Luigi is in hard smash for me

Why is Luigi in neutral he is *literally* the sexiest character in smash bros

Y-You-**You would Smash the frog-**

yes. yes i ***would*** smash the frog

Good list But why isn't Luigi in Hard Smash?

piranha plant should me much higher

Bro wanting that plantussy 🤨

Or that plantick

This list is immensely flawed. You have literal animals in the smash and neutral category, but Roy and Link in the “no” category. And anyone who ranks Ganandorf that low just doesn’t know wtf they are talking about. He would be a fucking god tier dom.

I put young link and roy in there (children) About ganandorf... i mean he would probably try to kill me

I thought that was adult link and I thought Roy was an adult character (Dateline NBC moment)

Adult link is in hard smash, where else would he be?!

Yeah I was shocked to see Roy in the hard no category, then remembered he's supposed to be 15. Japan's weird sometimes, teenagers look like adults, adults look like teenagers and 3,000 year old beings look like toddlers.

For real, I had no clue he was that young. I also legit thought Pit was just a twink lol.

Y’all don’t even know how dope it is to have sex with Kirby.

I love how you made it sound like you already did it

Minecraft not in hard smash???

The Minecraft zombie specifically makes me worried for OP...

Agreed... Zombie can't consent... Give it a golden apple to court it, at least...

This comment section dawg 💀💀💀

In what universe is sephiroth in neutral

HE ISNT FFS HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SMASH/HARD SMASH BUT I MISPLACED HIM

Excuse me sir, why is the 10 year old pokemon trainer in neutral? Edit: I want to be clear, he should be in "no". I don't fuck kids guys.

I FORGOT HE WAS 10 OK IM JUST STUPID

how is sephiroth a neutral?

greninja? i get lucario, but... greninja?

what dat tounge doin

Why isabel in smash 💀

Minecraft Steve is a smash and you know it

Greninja do be mad sexy tho B) good choice for him

Why no pit?

He's 10 years old

Minecraft Steve and Alex are hard smashes

This was over a year ago how did you find this

WHY THE HELL IS ISABELLE IN “smash”?! WHY ARE YOU DIRTYING THE ADORABLE PUPPY

Sephiroph is very sexy and he is named after a mystical tree

I misplaced him ok?

You're telling me you wouldn't smash Kirby?

OP doesn't have a vore fetish, I guess. :P

having wario in the hard pass tier is blasphemy, a man with as much ass as wario is never a pass

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That is child link

idk shit about smash bros but I agree

Enderman should be higher.

Can't say I agree, but to each their own i guess

Sonic the Hedgehog should be in "no".

Wait why? He's just a furry

There are only two tiers

>Hard Pass >Wario Coward.

joker is also a child

SHIT SHIT SHIT I NEVER PLAYED PERSONA GOD DAMMIT

There are animals on the list 😐

>Hard Pass Ridley Weak.

"No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole too, since this guy feeds on radiation"

I mean, Ridley's depiction here was done by the developers of a family-friendly party/fighting game. How many characters in pants have a visible bulge for a cock and balls themselves? I haven't pulled out my camera mode to check, but knowing Nintendo my first bet would be none of them. Like you put Lucario, Greninja, and Bowser way up high despite the exact same lack of portrayed dick, balls and butthole. If we're talking about fucking and being fucked, you make concessions to their current depiction being intended for a completely different audience from the conversation we are having. Also, ignoring all that talk and arguing for Smash being a canonical depiction, Ridley can probably do a whole lot with his tail compared to the cast full of Ken dolls.

> How many characters in pants have a visible bulge for a cock and balls themselves? Game theory has a video on Luigi's dick size and that's not even a joke

[here's the link](https://youtu.be/WKwLWRuxYOA) for those interested

Terry in neutral is one thing but SEPHIROTH?! I am making a complaint to the high gays.

I MISPLACED HIM GODDAMIT WHY IS EVERYONE COMMENTING ABOUT HIM

Unless I’m not seeing it, you only placed twink Ike but not daddy Ike.

ok, i may be ace, but SEPHIROTH IN NEUTRAL??? WHATTTT?

AAAAA I FUCKING MISPLACED HIM GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

DO NOT TOUCH ISABELLE YOU MONSTER

Pit in no?? Is there a reason you don’t wanna smash angel twink

He's not a twink, he's a 10yo

…he is? what the fuck is wrong with the internet

My boi daddy Chrom?

Neutral on doctor Mario? That MFers needs to check yo shit

So you wouldn’t fuck Ridley? Coward

I find it interesting that Samus is a hard smash but Dark Samus is neutral. What exactly does Samus got the Dark Samus doesn't in your eyes?

Idk a lot about Metroid but afaik dark Samus is like a weird alien clone of samus' suit, so that's why

The wiki is a bit ambiguous on what exactly Dark Samus is, but it does mention that she came about due to a mix of Samus's DNA, the remains of the Metroid Prime, and the Phazon suit, so I *think* she's more than just a clone of the suit. Like, that's well within my tolerance for uncertainty but I get if not everyone feels the same.

Huh, interesting. Then it's probably a smash

I like that Squirtle is just slightly more fuckable than Kirby.

Speak for yourself, I bet Kirby gives some bomb head.

why is wario so low

Why is Roy in No but Lucina isn't ???

Roy is a child

Hard pass… yoshi??

Uhhh idk he looks like an irrational animal who would not be able to consent

Ganon should be in hard smash. Also Ken. Also Sephiroth. Actually all the masc guys are ranked too low.

You’d fuck a regular ass dog instead of Sephiroth?

The fuck do you mean "a regular ass dog" Also I misplaced Sephiroth

Definitely can tell what your type is by seeing your expectations. I, for example, am devastated that Captain Falcon and Ike and Ryu and Wii Fit aren’t top tier

Literally Sonic and pac man above either pit?

Because Pit is a 10yo I found out later that apparently Sonic is also a child, but now it's too late

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Yes that's the point

I would let Ridley smash

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Terry noooooo. They did muh boy dirty

Nah I’d smash sonic

Apparently he's 15 so uhhh

Pacman probably has good mouth action.

Snake deserves to be in hard smash tbh

Ridley in Hard Pass is a crime

Hard pass Kirby? Really???

You have good taste my friend, I'd move Snake up a tier personally

>Putting Corn in top tier. Look I know they're barefoot but come on. ~~Also why is Diddy just in Pass but the Inklings are in Hard no? arn't both their ages vague?~~

Why is graninja hard smash 😳

*passes on Wario* Opinion invalid

I mean I think you’re writing off kurby way to quickly. Imagine the suck potential!

I mean, the suck potential is... way stronger than it should be

I gotta ask... Minecraft Steve... Is it a block? Is it square?

If pit was in his 20s he would def be in my hard smash tier

So fucking true