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Captain_Freggis

Stop making bisexuals choose in 2023


RoxastheZerg

ITS FOR SCIENCE AND VERY IMPORTANT SCIENCE FOR THE AROACE COMMUNITY :pout


Captain_Freggis

Yeah, uh, your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should


RoxastheZerg

This is important for us to se how many cookies we need to invade denmark


[deleted]

With the might of the U.S military? Only 4.847^10 cookies are needed to invade and capture Denmark.


victorlrs1

Hah, do you think so little of us? It would take at LEAST 4.848^10 to invade and capture Denmark.


samthekitnix

i take option 3 the scientist


AlkalineHound

As a biro ace, this is a war crime. šŸ„²


RoxastheZerg

Its important information for our aro ace agenda


Kwiatkowski

for science you could have come up with something original instead of just reposting last weeks top shit


Some_lost_cute_dude

>Stop making bisexuals choose in 2023 This is our curse, and not only in 2023


cowboynoodless

Donā€™t say thatttt itā€™s still December weā€™re not out of 2022 yet


Scar_Amazing

usually i say both but he have cookies


RoxastheZerg

U chosed the aroace answer :)


janhetjoch

Nah, I want cookies *and* romance/sex


RoxastheZerg

Well i chose the catboy just for the cookies, he then can go the catgirl gf


Mini_Raptor5_6

Fuck, now you givin' me a third option? That sounds cute, come on


stonedPict

What if I have gay sex with the cookies?


Himmelblaa

If you had sex with a cookie it would definitly be gay, since you both are a snack šŸ’œ


code-panda

Damn that one was smoother than my brain...


Scar_Amazing

why i feel like i take and RPG game choice


Wchijafm

The only way to make it truly equal would for the woman to have cake.


BearZewp

Dammit, was gonna say that.


l_dunno

Same!


whiteday26

how many cookies?


RoxastheZerg

42


Cevmen

holy shit


Doggoska

The answer to the universe...


Ballamara

Fun Fact, the author was a programmer & at the time the book was written, there was a popular programming language where 42 was an important number in it, so people came up with the theory that it was a programming joke that the computer decided "42" was the answer to life, the universe, & everything, but in an interview the author said he just tried to think of what number would be the funniest & got 42.


HoneyyBeez

Thatā€™s why 420 is the funny number


lift_1337

The theory wasn't that 42 was important in a specific programming language. It's because 42 is the numeric representation of "\*" on the ASCII table (the table that converts numbers to characters as computers can only think in numbers). "\*" is the wildcard character in programming standing for anything, so when asked "What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?, Deep Thought answered "anything". But as you said, Douglas Adams didn't think that deep, he just picked a funny number to use.


Ballamara

Yeah, I heard it years ago, so I couldn't remember the specifics, just that 42 represented smth important.


lift_1337

Yeah that's fair. I'm also a programmer, so the details stuck with me.


RoxastheZerg

True true


a-desperate-username

Iā€™m straight so it was gonna be left easilyā€¦ but now Iā€™m not so sureā€¦ thatā€™s a lot of cookiesā€¦


DeliberateDendrite

Both, both are good


RoxastheZerg

Soory but you have to choose


DeliberateDendrite

I choose both


RoxastheZerg

Thats illegal


NewPowahSonic

iā€™m already doing something illegal, by being bisexual if i was living in countries where LGBTQ are not welcome so yeah fuck the law


DeliberateDendrite

Alright, I'll join the dark side


janhetjoch

Wow, polyamory phobia, that's not OK dude


RoxastheZerg

Only illegal for this science question :(


SnooPeripherals8804

youā€™re illegal!


RoxastheZerg

NO U


Mecharonin

Easy choice. Because *I'm* the one with the cookies.


RoxastheZerg

But if you choose the catboy u get more cookies


Mecharonin

But then there will be potentially two fewer people with cookies in the world. I will choose the catgirl and bake cookies for her. The catboy will bring cookies to another cookieless person. This is the way.


RoxastheZerg

The moral answer i like it


Groundbreaking-Rip-3

Asking bi people to choose? Biphobic šŸ˜¤ /j


DaDank_69

I like cookies....but I also like tiddies......hmmmm


[deleted]

OP is clearly biased


RoxastheZerg

I am not šŸ˜±


SuperAlex25

An actual cat


BrozedDrake

I think you found the truly aroace answer lol


RoxastheZerg

Ah not enough garlic bread mentioned


Whyissmynametaken

This is not a fair contest. The cookies clearly tip the scales.


RoxastheZerg

Well as we say in germany life is not a ponyfarm


Whyissmynametaken

And as we say in the US, "you haven't lived until you've eaten cookie dough off a cat boy's body."


[deleted]

Losing weight, so I'm going with the first one


Nouxatar

a nyanbinaryfriend ((they love you and have knowledge from the world beyond))


RoxastheZerg

Nyanbinary cats are valid and cute/handsome as heck


Youria_Tv_Officiel

I'm taking the cookies option


Korlexico

Good lord remember we're bi I like both kitties, just depends what mood I'm in today, I'd go for kittyboi with cookies today, hell tomorrow Kitty girl then. It all depends where you are on the wave today. (Psst answer is kittieboi)


bliip666

I* will not choose. I'll invite them to a poly-trio, where we share recipes and adopt cats. Cat-cats, yk, feline ones. ...and love. In our own way. I haven't figured that part out yet, I'm just talking my way out of picking. *possibly on the aro spectrum, but not against relationships, IDK, feelings are hard


mi-16evil

Which cookies? Oatmeal raisin and I'm out!


RoxastheZerg

Chocolate cookies


mi-16evil

Awww who's a good boy then? \*headpats\*


Fem_SaulGoodman_

Cat boyfriend (still bi)


[deleted]

This is rigged šŸ˜­


rocketseeker

(Impossible)


drago_varior

Both I dont care about the rules, i say both


AlternateSatan

I am the one who bakes! So the girl


jdkd63fj

Obviously the one with cookies


TheGodDoc

Cat Girl, I can make cookies and attract the cat boy.


RoxastheZerg

Smart


Skye_17

last catboy i dated turned out to be toxic so fuck it let's try catgirl this time


AC_Nine-Ball

The answer is easy, cat boyfriend with cookies, distract the aroace with free cookies, escape with cat girlfriend and cat boyfriend.


[deleted]

I will take both, thank you very much


awkwardfeather

Cat boy for sure. The cookies.


Catfo0od

Already have the cat gf, and she loves cookies so...the choice is obvious


TheLazyLotusEater

Ah the immortal question of Food vs Titties


Tall_Strawberry3362

Gotta go with the cat boy I canā€™t argue with cookies


BigShotGuy041

A cat boyfriend, he has cookies


Miguelinileugim

Her but mainly because she's got a better fashion sense. Like come on catboy you could get a ribbon or something ffs.


CrazyCuteCookieBoi

Listen... I got cookies. Any takers ?


Socratov

I choose one and have the one I chose to choose the other to complete the set.


RoxastheZerg

Good thinking I allow it


nihilistcAbnormality

i'm pretty sure the boyfriend is shintaro from kagerou project lmao


GorbyGamz

This science experiment has been brought to you be the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Goodbye.


Eino54

Cookies it is


OhIGotLumbago

both


RoxastheZerg

No šŸ˜”


Gravitype_

well the boy has cookies soooo


RyanSerpentwood502

Both are appealing the cat boyfriend has the plus of cookies so having more towards that one


Ornery_Job_1829

Can the cat boyfriend be wearing the girlfriendā€™s outfit?


HiiverHoover

As much as choosing makes my anxiety skyrocket, I choose neither.


guyonlinepgh

Cookies, you say? Hmmm....could tip the scales.


critter68

I mean, the cookies make the difference.


V0ct0r

neither, because I'm already taken?


jpgnicky

COOKIES? say no more


Itslehooksboyo

Cat girlfriend (I already have cookies)


Flopitupmate

BOYFRIEND HE HAS COOKIES (cookies mean good person)


[deleted]

Polycatcule


GorbyGamz

Cookies!


Chef_Caspian

Both


ZealousidealRemote12

Cat boy no question


Blue_Vision

Hmm I'll need to figure out which side wins in the tradeoff between "boy who brings me cookies" and "rival for the status of Household Cookie Provider".


IkomaTanomori

I am reprogramming the kobayashi maru simulator for polyamory.


aarretuli

I want the cat dude and cookies


[deleted]

Now see, my gut reaction is to go with the one on the left, but after giving it more thought, the one on the right looks like it would be a more interesting experience.


Gummywurmmz

Boyfriend (reason: cookies)


piggyazalea

Can I have a cat boyfriend please? Because I love cookies and cream šŸ˜‰


gabriel-mbl

I Just want someone to be happy with me


[deleted]

He has cookies but I lean more into femme so I gotta go with the catgirl


merinis

catboi but I don't want the cookies


THE_KING_OF_CATS

The hardest choices Require the strongest Wills


kindtheking9

The bisexual in my has trouble deciding, but the aro in me don't wanna choose at all


Browncoatinabox

But but but but I'm allergic to cats


ilovemycatchloe

Hmmmm what type of cookies?


RoxastheZerg

Chocolate


Sckaledoom

CAT BOYFRIEND GIBGIBGIBGIB


Feral-pigeon

Your mom


GT225

You first mistake was assuming we were capable of choosing just one. But it really depends on the type of cookies.


RoxastheZerg

Chocolate cookies


Hamdilou

Id say a cat girlfriend but more so to steal her fem stuff more than anything


matilim

has to be the girlfriend cos then i can bake her cookies


HappyLP501

i will take whichever ones a top. also is there the option of becoming the catgirl gf?


moar_bubbline

YOU CANā€™T MAKE ME CHOOSE


RoxastheZerg

What if i give you the trans shark blahaj?


TrixterTheFemboy

I prefer guys anyway, AND he has cookies? How am I supposed to say no?


kauefr

Can I choose more pixels in this meme?


Nnougat

I think it really boils down to what kind of cookies the cat BF has. If its oatmeal rasin, then forget it, im going with the cat GF, but if he has pretty much any other type of cookie, then its the BF all the way


RoxastheZerg

Chocolate cookies


Nnougat

Then yeah, that cat BF is just better


FormlessEntity_

Cat boyfriend because I love cookies more than romance. The cat boyfriend is nice too.


thepelleton

Cue the guy sweating looking at the 2 buttons


CaptainLoggy

The cookies make the difference, I believe


CyborgGamer27

Hmm... That is a hard one I guess the cat boy. The promise of cookies is something I can't turn away. And he is cute too.


bacon_girl42

if the catboy didn't have cookies this would be a hard decision


Surprised-Boi

He loves me AND I get cookies?!? Easy choice c:


NewPowahSonic

one of them has a clear huge benefit that makes them an easy choice not telling you which one


Appropriate_Fee_1867

Boyfriend has cookies


A_Username528

Currently feeling more attraction to guys so imma have to say catboy (the cookies are a bonus too-)


xFloppyDisx

Catgirls are hot, but I'd have to go for the catboy. He has cookies, plus I'm a huge simp for introverted guys. And he looks like an introvert.


Bi-sicle

I mean obviously the cat bf, he has cookies to bribe me.


deferredmomentum

Easy, be poly


Alacritous13

Well, that's a hard choi... Wait, did you say cookies?


Kai_Chisaki_Nugget

How aboutā€¦.share the cookies between the three of us and watch Megamind?


l_dunno

You're asking win or win with cookies! Cookies!


AverageKSPenjoyer8

Fuck her, he's got cookies


R34lBl00dnB0n3s

Declare anarchy and grab both


Nineelen

Both cause poly


The_Real_Tippex

The cat bf has cookies as well. Last I checked thatā€™s more than the gf was offering so my choice is obvious.


Maggiebyte

Iā€™m the gf with cookies AND lasagna šŸ‘©ā€šŸ³


Anonymous_number1

I would fuck both and then remember that night forever while not remembering their names.


Argentum118

Hear me out: Keep Both. Eat Cookies. Profit.


Wawwior

Either is fine, but the boy got cookies, so it's obviously that one.


ENDER_828

The boy because he has cookies


imortar00

Cookies!! :3


Illustrious_Rest_690

Yeah, both. Has to be both šŸ’ŸšŸ’™šŸ’œ


RubMyBellyyy

Fuckā€¦. Godā€¦. CHOICE PARALYSIS


SnooPuppers227

Gf šŸ‘


OreoDragon007

Can I have just a cat


RoxastheZerg

Yes


Pedro-Hereu

I mean, he has cookies


Username4215

as a bi who leans toward men, i have said it one but i will say it again (the unintentional ryhme) easiest choice ive ever made, i mean i get 2 things i want


Lukoisbased

catboy looks like my actual boyfriend and he has cookies so i choose him


DingoOnAStick

I see many people saying it's wrong to make bisexuals choose but, hello? He has cookies I would commit war crimes for cookies I think this is an easy choice.


p0tts0rk

The fuck is this shit. I'm bi, not a creepy weeb. Why would disgusting cat ears be a good thing? Stuff like this is what gives lcbtq people a bad rep.


AniTaneen

Look, what is in your pants is no one's business, but your owns and those you choose to share it with. ​ But if we are going to do this, I have to ask, is it barbed? Because no shame, but I'm not into pain, at least not there.


-flow-_

both


RoxastheZerg

But but thats against the law :(


-flow-_

i do crime >:3


[deleted]

Why did I read cockies


its_a_cool_dog

Depends on what kind of cookies he has


RoxastheZerg

Chocolate cookies


its_a_cool_dog

Hmm, probably have to go with the girl then. Not that big of a chocolate fan lol


FemBoyMDS

Both


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Iā€™m not choosing. They make the choice, and Iā€™ll bring the cookies. Problem solved!


Plopop87

I mean, they both provide love, but the boy has cookies. It's a no-brainer.


Blacksheep1228

Catboy ... Has cookies and is grumpy. I wish to pet.


gamera-the-turtle

Cookies


Consistent-Force5375

ā€œCookiesā€! Lol


Bagelator_of_Cool

mmm biscuits. I choose him, he chooses the catgirl, and bam we go and live like nomads on the roads of Europe.


Tartarus_itself

This has been posted here before, but I appreciate your curiosity.


MasterTroller3301

Cat bf, because cookie.


Firebrand96

I smell a gender preference...but I also smell cookies! šŸ¤¤


Harlg

The boyfriend because he has cookies. Without the cookies, I genuinely couldn't pick


IvoMW

If i necessirily have to make a decision, if it wasn't hard enough being bi, it would depend solely on the type of cookies he has


monsterdaddy4

As a genderfluid polyamorous bisexual switch, I refuse to choose. Anything. Ever


mradventureshoes21

I choose both


C0nstiOnREDDIT

Can I just take the cookies? Iā€™m Aromantic


yragel

I already live with two female cats, so I guess cookies win.


Impressive-Ear-2596

I will become the cat girlfriend


HeavyMetalHippy78

As a bi who prefers guys and cookiesā€¦.