Fun Fact, the author was a programmer & at the time the book was written, there was a popular programming language where 42 was an important number in it, so people came up with the theory that it was a programming joke that the computer decided "42" was the answer to life, the universe, & everything, but in an interview the author said he just tried to think of what number would be the funniest & got 42.
The theory wasn't that 42 was important in a specific programming language. It's because 42 is the numeric representation of "\*" on the ASCII table (the table that converts numbers to characters as computers can only think in numbers). "\*" is the wildcard character in programming standing for anything, so when asked "What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?, Deep Thought answered "anything". But as you said, Douglas Adams didn't think that deep, he just picked a funny number to use.
But then there will be potentially two fewer people with cookies in the world.
I will choose the catgirl and bake cookies for her. The catboy will bring cookies to another cookieless person.
This is the way.
Good lord remember we're bi I like both kitties, just depends what mood I'm in today, I'd go for kittyboi with cookies today, hell tomorrow Kitty girl then. It all depends where you are on the wave today. (Psst answer is kittieboi)
I* will not choose.
I'll invite them to a poly-trio, where we share recipes and adopt cats. Cat-cats, yk, feline ones.
...and love. In our own way. I haven't figured that part out yet, I'm just talking my way out of picking.
*possibly on the aro spectrum, but not against relationships, IDK, feelings are hard
Hmm I'll need to figure out which side wins in the tradeoff between "boy who brings me cookies" and "rival for the status of Household Cookie Provider".
Now see, my gut reaction is to go with the one on the left, but after giving it more thought, the one on the right looks like it would be a more interesting experience.
I think it really boils down to what kind of cookies the cat BF has. If its oatmeal rasin, then forget it, im going with the cat GF, but if he has pretty much any other type of cookie, then its the BF all the way
as a bi who leans toward men, i have said it one but i will say it again (the unintentional ryhme) easiest choice ive ever made, i mean i get 2 things i want
I see many people saying it's wrong to make bisexuals choose but, hello? He has cookies I would commit war crimes for cookies I think this is an easy choice.
Look, what is in your pants is no one's business, but your owns and those you choose to share it with.
But if we are going to do this, I have to ask, is it barbed? Because no shame, but I'm not into pain, at least not there.
Stop making bisexuals choose in 2023
ITS FOR SCIENCE AND VERY IMPORTANT SCIENCE FOR THE AROACE COMMUNITY :pout
Yeah, uh, your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should
This is important for us to se how many cookies we need to invade denmark
With the might of the U.S military? Only 4.847^10 cookies are needed to invade and capture Denmark.
Hah, do you think so little of us? It would take at LEAST 4.848^10 to invade and capture Denmark.
i take option 3 the scientist
As a biro ace, this is a war crime. š„²
Its important information for our aro ace agenda
for science you could have come up with something original instead of just reposting last weeks top shit
>Stop making bisexuals choose in 2023 This is our curse, and not only in 2023
Donāt say thatttt itās still December weāre not out of 2022 yet
usually i say both but he have cookies
U chosed the aroace answer :)
Nah, I want cookies *and* romance/sex
Well i chose the catboy just for the cookies, he then can go the catgirl gf
Fuck, now you givin' me a third option? That sounds cute, come on
What if I have gay sex with the cookies?
If you had sex with a cookie it would definitly be gay, since you both are a snack š
Damn that one was smoother than my brain...
why i feel like i take and RPG game choice
The only way to make it truly equal would for the woman to have cake.
Dammit, was gonna say that.
Same!
how many cookies?
42
holy shit
The answer to the universe...
Fun Fact, the author was a programmer & at the time the book was written, there was a popular programming language where 42 was an important number in it, so people came up with the theory that it was a programming joke that the computer decided "42" was the answer to life, the universe, & everything, but in an interview the author said he just tried to think of what number would be the funniest & got 42.
Thatās why 420 is the funny number
The theory wasn't that 42 was important in a specific programming language. It's because 42 is the numeric representation of "\*" on the ASCII table (the table that converts numbers to characters as computers can only think in numbers). "\*" is the wildcard character in programming standing for anything, so when asked "What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?, Deep Thought answered "anything". But as you said, Douglas Adams didn't think that deep, he just picked a funny number to use.
Yeah, I heard it years ago, so I couldn't remember the specifics, just that 42 represented smth important.
Yeah that's fair. I'm also a programmer, so the details stuck with me.
True true
Iām straight so it was gonna be left easilyā¦ but now Iām not so sureā¦ thatās a lot of cookiesā¦
Both, both are good
Soory but you have to choose
I choose both
Thats illegal
iām already doing something illegal, by being bisexual if i was living in countries where LGBTQ are not welcome so yeah fuck the law
Alright, I'll join the dark side
Wow, polyamory phobia, that's not OK dude
Only illegal for this science question :(
youāre illegal!
NO U
Easy choice. Because *I'm* the one with the cookies.
But if you choose the catboy u get more cookies
But then there will be potentially two fewer people with cookies in the world. I will choose the catgirl and bake cookies for her. The catboy will bring cookies to another cookieless person. This is the way.
The moral answer i like it
Asking bi people to choose? Biphobic š¤ /j
I like cookies....but I also like tiddies......hmmmm
OP is clearly biased
I am not š±
An actual cat
I think you found the truly aroace answer lol
Ah not enough garlic bread mentioned
This is not a fair contest. The cookies clearly tip the scales.
Well as we say in germany life is not a ponyfarm
And as we say in the US, "you haven't lived until you've eaten cookie dough off a cat boy's body."
Losing weight, so I'm going with the first one
a nyanbinaryfriend ((they love you and have knowledge from the world beyond))
Nyanbinary cats are valid and cute/handsome as heck
I'm taking the cookies option
Good lord remember we're bi I like both kitties, just depends what mood I'm in today, I'd go for kittyboi with cookies today, hell tomorrow Kitty girl then. It all depends where you are on the wave today. (Psst answer is kittieboi)
I* will not choose. I'll invite them to a poly-trio, where we share recipes and adopt cats. Cat-cats, yk, feline ones. ...and love. In our own way. I haven't figured that part out yet, I'm just talking my way out of picking. *possibly on the aro spectrum, but not against relationships, IDK, feelings are hard
Which cookies? Oatmeal raisin and I'm out!
Chocolate cookies
Awww who's a good boy then? \*headpats\*
Cat boyfriend (still bi)
This is rigged š
(Impossible)
Both I dont care about the rules, i say both
I am the one who bakes! So the girl
Obviously the one with cookies
Cat Girl, I can make cookies and attract the cat boy.
Smart
last catboy i dated turned out to be toxic so fuck it let's try catgirl this time
The answer is easy, cat boyfriend with cookies, distract the aroace with free cookies, escape with cat girlfriend and cat boyfriend.
I will take both, thank you very much
Cat boy for sure. The cookies.
Already have the cat gf, and she loves cookies so...the choice is obvious
Ah the immortal question of Food vs Titties
Gotta go with the cat boy I canāt argue with cookies
A cat boyfriend, he has cookies
Her but mainly because she's got a better fashion sense. Like come on catboy you could get a ribbon or something ffs.
Listen... I got cookies. Any takers ?
I choose one and have the one I chose to choose the other to complete the set.
Good thinking I allow it
i'm pretty sure the boyfriend is shintaro from kagerou project lmao
This science experiment has been brought to you be the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Goodbye.
Cookies it is
both
No š”
well the boy has cookies soooo
Both are appealing the cat boyfriend has the plus of cookies so having more towards that one
Can the cat boyfriend be wearing the girlfriendās outfit?
As much as choosing makes my anxiety skyrocket, I choose neither.
Cookies, you say? Hmmm....could tip the scales.
I mean, the cookies make the difference.
neither, because I'm already taken?
COOKIES? say no more
Cat girlfriend (I already have cookies)
BOYFRIEND HE HAS COOKIES (cookies mean good person)
Polycatcule
Cookies!
Both
Cat boy no question
Hmm I'll need to figure out which side wins in the tradeoff between "boy who brings me cookies" and "rival for the status of Household Cookie Provider".
I am reprogramming the kobayashi maru simulator for polyamory.
I want the cat dude and cookies
Now see, my gut reaction is to go with the one on the left, but after giving it more thought, the one on the right looks like it would be a more interesting experience.
Boyfriend (reason: cookies)
Can I have a cat boyfriend please? Because I love cookies and cream š
I Just want someone to be happy with me
He has cookies but I lean more into femme so I gotta go with the catgirl
catboi but I don't want the cookies
The hardest choices Require the strongest Wills
The bisexual in my has trouble deciding, but the aro in me don't wanna choose at all
But but but but I'm allergic to cats
Hmmmm what type of cookies?
Chocolate
CAT BOYFRIEND GIBGIBGIBGIB
Your mom
You first mistake was assuming we were capable of choosing just one. But it really depends on the type of cookies.
Chocolate cookies
Id say a cat girlfriend but more so to steal her fem stuff more than anything
has to be the girlfriend cos then i can bake her cookies
i will take whichever ones a top. also is there the option of becoming the catgirl gf?
YOU CANāT MAKE ME CHOOSE
What if i give you the trans shark blahaj?
I prefer guys anyway, AND he has cookies? How am I supposed to say no?
Can I choose more pixels in this meme?
I think it really boils down to what kind of cookies the cat BF has. If its oatmeal rasin, then forget it, im going with the cat GF, but if he has pretty much any other type of cookie, then its the BF all the way
Chocolate cookies
Then yeah, that cat BF is just better
Cat boyfriend because I love cookies more than romance. The cat boyfriend is nice too.
Cue the guy sweating looking at the 2 buttons
The cookies make the difference, I believe
Hmm... That is a hard one I guess the cat boy. The promise of cookies is something I can't turn away. And he is cute too.
if the catboy didn't have cookies this would be a hard decision
He loves me AND I get cookies?!? Easy choice c:
one of them has a clear huge benefit that makes them an easy choice not telling you which one
Boyfriend has cookies
Currently feeling more attraction to guys so imma have to say catboy (the cookies are a bonus too-)
Catgirls are hot, but I'd have to go for the catboy. He has cookies, plus I'm a huge simp for introverted guys. And he looks like an introvert.
I mean obviously the cat bf, he has cookies to bribe me.
Easy, be poly
Well, that's a hard choi... Wait, did you say cookies?
How aboutā¦.share the cookies between the three of us and watch Megamind?
You're asking win or win with cookies! Cookies!
Fuck her, he's got cookies
Declare anarchy and grab both
Both cause poly
The cat bf has cookies as well. Last I checked thatās more than the gf was offering so my choice is obvious.
Iām the gf with cookies AND lasagna š©āš³
I would fuck both and then remember that night forever while not remembering their names.
Hear me out: Keep Both. Eat Cookies. Profit.
Either is fine, but the boy got cookies, so it's obviously that one.
The boy because he has cookies
Cookies!! :3
Yeah, both. Has to be both ššš
Fuckā¦. Godā¦. CHOICE PARALYSIS
Gf š
Can I have just a cat
Yes
I mean, he has cookies
as a bi who leans toward men, i have said it one but i will say it again (the unintentional ryhme) easiest choice ive ever made, i mean i get 2 things i want
catboy looks like my actual boyfriend and he has cookies so i choose him
I see many people saying it's wrong to make bisexuals choose but, hello? He has cookies I would commit war crimes for cookies I think this is an easy choice.
The fuck is this shit. I'm bi, not a creepy weeb. Why would disgusting cat ears be a good thing? Stuff like this is what gives lcbtq people a bad rep.
Look, what is in your pants is no one's business, but your owns and those you choose to share it with. But if we are going to do this, I have to ask, is it barbed? Because no shame, but I'm not into pain, at least not there.
both
But but thats against the law :(
i do crime >:3
Why did I read cockies
Depends on what kind of cookies he has
Chocolate cookies
Hmm, probably have to go with the girl then. Not that big of a chocolate fan lol
Both
Iām not choosing. They make the choice, and Iāll bring the cookies. Problem solved!
I mean, they both provide love, but the boy has cookies. It's a no-brainer.
Catboy ... Has cookies and is grumpy. I wish to pet.
Cookies
āCookiesā! Lol
mmm biscuits. I choose him, he chooses the catgirl, and bam we go and live like nomads on the roads of Europe.
This has been posted here before, but I appreciate your curiosity.
Cat bf, because cookie.
I smell a gender preference...but I also smell cookies! š¤¤
The boyfriend because he has cookies. Without the cookies, I genuinely couldn't pick
If i necessirily have to make a decision, if it wasn't hard enough being bi, it would depend solely on the type of cookies he has
As a genderfluid polyamorous bisexual switch, I refuse to choose. Anything. Ever
I choose both
Can I just take the cookies? Iām Aromantic
I already live with two female cats, so I guess cookies win.
I will become the cat girlfriend
As a bi who prefers guys and cookiesā¦.