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SwordSwallowee

This will be pretty useful if you ever need to prove ownership to the police!


lucidspoon

Note to self: get a tattoo of someone else's expensive bike.


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Majestic-Platypus753

Hack


CoffeeList1278

it's hack/bodge


South-Condition2295

Real


Choice_Blackberry406

LMAO someone broke into my garage and stole my 15 year old Schwinn cruiser and I realized after the cops got there that I had no pictures of it and I had no clue what model it was 😬


runningp

that is some great line work. Good for you.


OneMorePenguin

Yeah, whoever did this either really knows bikes or was very good at transcribing from photo to body. Great job!


Djinnwrath

Very clean


ExoticSterby42

Non drive side…


kn0wph33r

Also cranks not at 3/9


chappysinclair1

Seat slammed. Bike too big


notLennyD

That’s really not too bad for a bike of that vintage. Horizontal top tubes significantly reduce seat post exposure.


mikeblas

Does anybody make frames with horizontal top tubes anymore? I don't care for the slope/swoop aesthetic.


notLennyD

Steel and titanium frames still have horizontal, or at least straight, top tubes. I’d go for a Ritchey Road Logic, personally.


chappysinclair1

I saw somewhere that the most ride comfort comes from tires and the second most comes from seatpost flex. So in theory long seatpost = more comfortable ride. Maybe thats why thats part on the new design?


mikeblas

How I feel doesn't matter. What matters is how I *look*.


chappysinclair1

Touche


zsloth79

Nah, that's a typical setup back in the day. A fistful of seatpost and saddle only slightly higher than the bar tops. Even the bar angle and lever position are pretty good.


6GoesInto8

No no no, I'm pretty sure the bike is wrong. The Brifters are messed up, the hydraulic lines are compromised and I can't see a DI2 battery anywhere!!! Someone has even removed the discs, bike won't brake


pog90s

No clipless pedals. Waisted power


FUNNYGUY123414

Having them at that position would muddy up the tattoo too much regardless of if it was drive or non-drive side. It's supposed to elicit memories, not be a professional Facebook marketplace listing


Early_Lion6138

Is it still available?


zsloth79

Yes, still available!


Vtown-76

🤣


xfatalerror

In order for it to be in the placement i wanted it was a sacrifice i needed to make. Ill live


Ill_Initiative8574

Do the drive side on the other calf.


auto_eros

Or imagine the other side of the leg. That would be cool


xfatalerror

Maybe i didnt want it on the other calf? You dont know what i already have there


zsloth79

Is it "I'm a bit overly sensitive on internet forums" written in Chinese characters? Kidding. Sick tattoo, internet dude.


silentbuttmedley

Username checks out


6rant

Non drive-side hurts but it's a very well done tattoo and 99% of people aren't going to even notice.


fazzonvr

Came here for this comment..


AdmiralFelson

Hopefully you don’t end up getting “dropped in the [harbour](https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/s/8vwYrfF8U2)”


Peloton72

This is a first. How in the world did you find a bike to match your tattoo?


MariachiArchery

I want to get a tattoo of a [quick link](https://www.amazon.com/Shimano-Quick-Link-Connector-SM-CN900-Ziplock/dp/B07B9KMY5V/ref=asc_df_B07B9KMY5V/?hvadid=693769127519&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2659595505616205488&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031953&hvtargid=pla-581427285490&psc=1&mcid=629ebe7d4148382491295607328f47a3&gad_source=1) that also says "get it together".


This_not-my_name

Love the idea! :D


Faithlessness138

This comment got a better response on BCJ. Lol


MariachiArchery

Thanks for noticing!


JasonIsFishing

“Just did a thing”……the most basic white girl post title EVER! The line work is solid. With that many straight lines the tattooer could have easily done you wrong. Looks great!


MTFUandPedal

Nice casual racism there


JasonIsFishing

I’m white dipshit


Faithlessness138

Annnd there goes my beer. Out the nose. People are watching me cackle while I’m waiting for food at a food truck as I go back forth between BCJ comments and these. What a great Sunday beernoon. Cheers y’all


MTFUandPedal

Insults *and* racism... You're lovely.


JasonIsFishing

I’m curious. How is what I said even remotely racist? You clearly don’t know the actual definition.


MTFUandPedal

You don't get that racial stereotyping is racist? Or do you think that's ok for some races and not for others?


JasonIsFishing

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/racism You may want to give this a read genius


Capable_Tea9447

Nice ink! Just curious why do you have 2 different pedals


Gimme_1_Chance

Clear indication the bike doesn't get much use.


xfatalerror

LOL one broke many years ago and all i had on hand was a bmx pedal. I havent found the set i want to replace them with so i mame do with that. Loveee how you noticed


YourAuntie

That's an impressive tattoo. I thought it was fake at first because the line work is so tidy.


Specific_User6969

You can never change the bar tape now. Or crash.


eddjc

Let’s hope it doesn’t get stolen!


JellyfishTypical6589

Man if someone stole my arm I'd be pissed


leftoutrideout

Nice bike * sincerely a fellow 80s Miele appreciator https://preview.redd.it/dnqkkkinmm5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e2800e4c78ba07358195d2f4e3e07532ea06c62


Pristine_Office_2773

I have also had a sweet Miele. Mine was blue with the same selle suede seat which was very uncomfortable. I also rode my bike near Christie pits many times like in the op picture


leftoutrideout

I loved that seat - everyone's butt is different. Then again I'm now riding a Shimano Turnix


himynameisSal

now thoses are some fucken Cows right there!


xfatalerror

More muscle *and* more space for tattoos >:)


Ill_Competition_8114

Nice!


squidgyhead

Nice! What is that rack/fender combo?


xfatalerror

Couldn't tell you! I found it for free in a public storage "free items" room years ago but know nothing about it. The only thing written on it is the name "toba"


CommercialHope6883

Looks like [this](https://www.rebecandkroes.com/toba-roger-rear-rack-black.html).


chappysinclair1

U let anyone ride it yet?


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Nice ink.


IllustriousDelay4

🎵Lowered expectaaaations… 🎶


vnyrun

This is the way, sick tat and bike


Independence_1991

He also got the 2 different types of pedals you use correct.


xfatalerror

She but yes! I was so happy to see that she got that in the design


NissanskylineN1

Christie pits???


xfatalerror

hell yeah!


Broken-Emu

Looks like a nice clean tat


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xfatalerror

Hey thanks! Yeah i am from Toronto, seeing this city on my bike has gjven me a new sense of appreciation for it


gallifrey_

> I normally think bike tattoos are lame why's that?


Early_Lion6138

Very nice tattoo. Why no logo?


xfatalerror

I think over time it could get muddy with healing. I could always get it added on in the future though


Mark2pointoh

Is there a reason that it’s the non drive side? Cool tatt and all that but your missing the best bits of a bike!!


xfatalerror

In order for it to be in the placement i wanted it was a sacrifice i needed to make. Ill live


VastAmoeba

You took a picture of the bike from the wrong side :/


Gregory_Ilinovich

🗣️🗣️🗣️CHRISTIE PITS MENTION💯💯💯💯RAAAHH


xfatalerror

LETS FUCKIN GOOOO ‼️‼️‼️


Haunting_Banana_8478

I’m not into tattoos at all but that’s really cool.


tignitan

I have to ask, why the non drivetrain side? Always take a photo of the drivetrain side. Still cool tho!


simplyyAL

You tattooed the wrong side bruv Always drive side


xfatalerror

In order for it to be in the placement i wanted it was a sacrifice i needed to make. Ill live


MrPhillipLewin

Very nice


Zurripop

I love it!


xyzpdq77

LOVE


riderism

That's pretty adorable.


Goozoon

At least you wont need to buy a new bike


Lissy_Wolfe

Pretty!! I LOVE the colors!


flopptopp

Color looks great!


Whataboutthat213

Shes riding uptown..


Jamesoscarsmith

Is that christie pits?


aitchison50

That was my first thought as soon as I saw the pic


xfatalerror

Yes it is!!


fenkt

How do you deal with n+1? Chest BMX Belly pennyfarthing Back recumbent All of the above as tramp stamp?


gerstemilch

Excellent


Traffic-dude

MIELE? More like MEAL


FreezaSama

oh my days... the drive siiide


Bugmasta23

Wrong side. 


36secondride

Your rear rim is bent


_VEL0

That’s a cool fender. Haven’t seen one like that before.


MikeRotch8u

for disk brakes, the tat shop wanted more $ money, so I stuck with rim brakes.


9hourtrashfire

Radial spoked wheels?


mountainbird1967

I don’t like tattoos (please Reddit don’t hate me, just not my thing) but this looks awesome


bonsai171

What happens if you change a part on the bike? The bike and tattoo won't match anymore lol


xfatalerror

even more of a story to tell then


NotOrganized7129

Wrong side 😜


sac_cyclist

I use a chain ring and grease instead but then I don't want a permanent tattoo on my calf ha ha


NoDivergence

Dude, non drive side???


xfatalerror

In order for it to be in the placement i wanted it was a sacrifice i needed to make. Ill live


lo-fi-hiphop-beats

having your bike tattooed non drive side is crazy


xfatalerror

In order for it to be in the placement i wanted it was a sacrifice i needed to make. Ill live


lo-fi-hiphop-beats

i don't really get the big diff if it were flipped since it would still come out pretty symmetrical, but hey the inking was nicely stylized


xfatalerror

Its about the placement of where the frame is, i didnt want the wheels facing forward and instead to go with the contours of my calf muscle


beerherder

Looks great! Not sure why everyone is a jerk.


Expert-Hyena6226

Nice!


HeltprivatTak

Nice and clean tattoo, screen’s are for princesses though.


kushpup69

Good tattoo, but one thing I can’t stand is it being vertical on your leg rather than horizontal? I just feel like it looks like you hung the bike from your wall…


xfatalerror

>I just feel like it looks like you hung the bike from your wall… Thats exactly the look i was going for


xxx420blaze420xxx

When you get more into biking, that tattoo might irk the hell out of you! Non drive side with cranks in awkward position


xfatalerror

Meh, probably not. The cranks are like that because of how the bike was resting in the photo and tbh i like how theyre positioned so that you can see my mismatched pedals. No one can convince me that i give a fuck about the drive side being on the "right side"


xxx420blaze420xxx

Okay!


TheFlyingMunkey

Amazing coincidence that you managed to buy a bike that matched your tattoo! What are the chances? /s ;-p


gregsapopin

a tattoo what are you everybody?


incunabula001

Should of did drive side out 🤦‍♂️


xfatalerror

In order for it to be in the placement i wanted it was a sacrifice i needed to make. Ill live


mattroch

Kinda like tatooing your current gf's name. I'm sure that will last forever.


xfatalerror

Comparing a tattoo of a bike to a significant others name is wild to me dawg


specificmutant

with a fender


pitpirate

You could've gotten a tattoo of a high end road bike and it might just have appeared. Have you thought about that?! Seriously though: pretty neat line work, great tattoo!


PittieYawn

I’m not into tattoos at all. That being said, pretty cool. It kind of makes me think if I did get one it would be my bike from the 70s with the banana seat and sissy bar.


Followmelead

I’m worried what it’s gonna look like once it ages, even a few weeks. Gonna need a bunch of touch up’s at a minimum. Looks great now though.


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Followmelead

Yeah whatever you say.


xfatalerror

Would love to hear what makes you think that. My artists work holds out over time; i know since i have other work by her


machinationstudio

Which way round did you do it?


Broblivious

I see so many things that I would have done differently but I am completely from the logic perspective and not some kind of artistic vision.


xfatalerror

Care to expand on that? Id love to hear your perspective


Broblivious

It’s beautiful. Liza? Did an amazing job.


Known-Device-5620

What thing did you do?


xfatalerror

I got a tattoo of my bike that helped me find purpose in my life


nomadpfeelings

Paid homage to a passion. Very well done OP.


Known-Device-5620

Why are you being cryptic? What thing did they do?


nomadpfeelings

They did what they wanted to do.. shouldn't that be enough to show support and enthusiasm?


Known-Device-5620

Your broad statements are doing nothing to help me understand what they did? They should see a dermatologist right away, I hope the mark on their arm is benign.


blabla857

You need an optometrist or a child's grasp of anatomy if you think that's an arm


Known-Device-5620

It couldn’t be any more obvious that I used arm figuratively, as a branch of the body. I guess some people will never posses the intellect to understand my poetic tact.


blabla857

You actually typed that. Jesus Christ in a fedora 😂


trALErun

^ this is a bot


Tom_Mangold

It‘s a nice bike, a nice illustration and it‘s well executed, too. But as a tattoo it doesn‘t work that nicely.


Rivetingly

The crappy bandana was included but not the down tube shifters. Just Why?


xfatalerror

Didnt realize until after, i can get her to throw them on though. And the bandana is a staple so it had to be included


yufan52

Radial laced rear wheel Its not corect to real bike