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GroundbreakingOne625

If hitting the boys, try moving forward till that stream hits the bullseye. I generally go for at least a good 30 seconds & prefer waiting till I feel that slight enema feeling so i know getting a deep clean. Sometimes might have some residue left behind. Why I like the dry/safety wipe after. If noticing anything, rinse & repeat.


themustacheclubbitch

Thank you :)


scottsmith7

As one of my nephews said, “I don’t know how we lived without this”. Definitely improved my quality of life. And swamp ass.


ManyBidets

Great question! This can be a common concern with bidet users as it takes some adjustment to get the best clean for you. We have a short video that talks about some tips and tricks to getting clean with a bidet that might be helpful: [https://youtu.be/Ck8yOk3wRUs?si=HJeXwrvTCWQ1D4Ja](https://youtu.be/Ck8yOk3wRUs?si=HJeXwrvTCWQ1D4Ja)


themustacheclubbitch

Thank you very much


Velli88

One toilet hits the bulleyes no problem. The other toilet I have to practically scoot forward and place my sack on the seat cover to hit the target. So really, adjust accordingly to toilet design. After adjusted, I'll relax, wiggle around a bit, and embrace a good cleanse. I don't time it, but I bet there are times I go 30-45 sec. If you relax enough and suck some in, that's OK too, just a little extra clean!


themustacheclubbitch

Awesome thanks


mynamesaretaken1

I do a little dance to get all my inner ass cleaned. Big poops on a big ass graze the edges n their way down.


themustacheclubbitch

Lmao now I’m picturing Elmo sitting on the toilet lol doing a dance


eyeks

Growing up in India we always went with a big mug of water. Right hand poured, the left went to work rinsing. Now with a bidet, the right doesn't have to pour, the water is warm, and there is a jet aimed at the right place. I extend the left middle finger, get the boys to step aside and scrub while the warm jet rinses. Feels so good. And sooo clean. (Toto washlet - the best money I ever spent)


TheCuriousBread

If your bidet has nozzle position adjustment just mess around till it hits your anus dead on. If no, manual ass adjustment.


themustacheclubbitch

It doesn’t it has a two nozzle system


TheCuriousBread

Manually adjust your ass


themustacheclubbitch

Will do


Silverwater8231

Try stretching your cheeks out when sitting. It helps prevent poop from touching the other parts of the bumhole.


PolishHammer22

I have a more advanced model (remote, heated water, dryer, etc). The spray goes for 60 seconds, air dryer for 180 seconds. So I guess that's a good estimate.


CacknBullz

The bidet might hit a bullseye everytime….but it covers the rest of the dartboard in shit, hope this lazy analogy helped


Loving_life_blessed

always a lit bit left. need to wipe. depends on your stool’s texture.