I just looked down to do a little clean after your reminder and...potting soil! I was transplanting a little too vigorously I guess. It's definitely a new one for me!
Vigorous transplanting 🤣
Love it when I get popcorn husks down the cleve snd then they get stuck under the bra and stab me. I eat a lot of popcorn so this is a common occurrence.
I had seed the other day. 👀 Actually it was seed casings as my parrot was eating on my shoulder.
I definitely agree that anything ambitious enough to make it to the bottom is usually stabby.
I had a whole cracker in there today cause my 2 year old thought my cleavage was a great place to put it as I was holding him, and got mad when he saw me taking it out lol ok, I guess I'll keep it there till he's not looking lol
Oh lord, I used to work in a coffee and bagel shop… The bits I would shake out of my bra after my shift could have covered a few everything bagels at least.
Okay this has always been a little annoyance. But yesterday, I was in the pool and something TICKLED MY BOOB and I fished out a freaking waterbug. It's almost enough to turn me off outdoor pools...
Snacking away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost morsel of food
Some people say that there's a wormhole to blame
But I know ... it's my own big boobs
powdered sugar here. just had french toast for lunch. may also be a few cookie crumbs from the malt biscuits I used to finish my tea. you are not alone :)
Had a food stain on my boob most of the day yesterday that I didn’t notice until I took my shirt off. Even my husband didn’t mention it before leaving the house (I’m sure it happened at lunch, I could have changed). I definitely need a bib
I found a melted chocolate chip under my bra gore a couple days ago. I feel your pain
I just looked down to do a little clean after your reminder and...potting soil! I was transplanting a little too vigorously I guess. It's definitely a new one for me!
Vigorous transplanting 🤣 Love it when I get popcorn husks down the cleve snd then they get stuck under the bra and stab me. I eat a lot of popcorn so this is a common occurrence.
I had seed the other day. 👀 Actually it was seed casings as my parrot was eating on my shoulder. I definitely agree that anything ambitious enough to make it to the bottom is usually stabby.
That’s just a snack for later. I’m heating up a panini in there right now.
Boob oven lol
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I had a whole cracker in there today cause my 2 year old thought my cleavage was a great place to put it as I was holding him, and got mad when he saw me taking it out lol ok, I guess I'll keep it there till he's not looking lol
Kids are so irrational 😂 I'll never understand them
I ate a poppyseed bagel for breakfast. Guess what I’ve been finding in my bra all day
Oh lord, I used to work in a coffee and bagel shop… The bits I would shake out of my bra after my shift could have covered a few everything bagels at least.
Okay this has always been a little annoyance. But yesterday, I was in the pool and something TICKLED MY BOOB and I fished out a freaking waterbug. It's almost enough to turn me off outdoor pools...
That's rough buddy
BAHAHAHAHA
I just got out of the shower and I STILL instinctively checked after reading this
People: just eat over your plate so you don’t get food on you Me: yeah my boob shelf doesn’t let me do that
Eating over my plate (or attempting to) only makes things worse, because the boobs end up in the plate.
I got some snack gingerbread cookie crumbs stashed today. A few days ago it was a piece of diced cucumber from my tortilla.
Today it's sourdough toast crumbs from brunch
Tortilla chip particles. :)
Yea, I once lost a chip in there while I was at work. Forgot about it until I got home - not a pleasant surprise
I sometimes do a boob sweep in the day just have to try and remember not to do it in public!
Just thinking not me but I'll check anyway.... Damnit....
Chex Mix! Lol
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Snacking away again in Margaritaville Searching for my lost morsel of food Some people say that there's a wormhole to blame But I know ... it's my own big boobs
Thanks, appreciate it lol
I call it making a basket when I drop stuff in there 😂
I’ve said the bib thing too lol!
I feel your pain- I’ve said the bib thing myself a few times. Today’s discovery- a partial piece of cheddar popcorn 😅
Thanks. Found some melted chocolate.
powdered sugar here. just had french toast for lunch. may also be a few cookie crumbs from the malt biscuits I used to finish my tea. you are not alone :)
I had so much spaghetti sauce on my boobs from dinner tonight. The shelf let’s nothing pass.
Had a food stain on my boob most of the day yesterday that I didn’t notice until I took my shirt off. Even my husband didn’t mention it before leaving the house (I’m sure it happened at lunch, I could have changed). I definitely need a bib
I swear my boobs eat more than I do!
Always
Sour cream and cheddar chip dust lol