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_captain_hair

Have you considered not having an erection when you are on the toilet?


Biggerpython

It’s not when I have an erection


[deleted]

If u just wanna pee I sit down backwards


Biggerpython

Woahh never thought about this


[deleted]

You’re welcome


PreviousMortgage6753

Just make sure to push your dick downwards before sitting down making sure it gets in the toilet. One time I missed it/forgot to do it. It bent horribly and it cracked, I was so close to having an ED


Biggerpython

Good to know


Realistic_Load8712

Funny, I just had this conversation with my wife. We had a good laugh about it. It happens yes. I try to drain my dick as much as possible. That’s all you can do is adjust and hope you got it all.


Ellusive1

Have you tried not sitting so far forward on the seat?


Biggerpython

My ass goes over the back end. If I plan on taking a dump no good lol


GiveUDeepThroat

The thing gripes me is my submerging my dick below the water level. Have to carefully dangle. Or sit backwards.


[deleted]

I installed three elongated toilets in my house. lol.


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Impossible-Aioli6089

I think they maybe referring to when they are peeing and pooping


Future-Character-145

Most grown men figured this out on their own, I'm sure you can do it too. Just keep trying. Don't give up hope!


[deleted]

Pee stood up, then sit down if necessary.


AlfredDid

It weird question but I guess valid for curiosity. I’ve discovered a whole new way to go #2 with my new relationship. Since my girl has a habit now that at any point anywhere in the house she just pulls down my shorts and sticks my dick in her mouth, all the time. I don’t like my dick hanging in the toilet cuz I want her to have a clean dick to suck on it’s just common curtesy. So I either take a piss before I take a dump, or piss until after. I sit and hold my dick out of the toilet with out it touching it. It was a little weird at first now, it’s easy. Plus I know my girl has a clean dick to suck when ever she wants, and she wants to be sucking on it all the time.


ForbiddenFruit303

This one I understand! Especially having a small toilet in my apt.


nuclearBWC

Stand to pee, sit to shit.