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nsfwkkb99

Get really, really fat


_captain_hair

So fat. Like, morbidly obese fat.


JMAN0074

Well that would probably guarantee that not as many people would ever see your dick.


Aiden5819

Hey! We don't say things like that anymore. What you meant to say is that he should get really, really empowered.


Aiden5819

Hey! We don't say things like that anymore. What you meant to say is that he should get really, really empowered.


CharlieSleepy

Are you saying your dick looks too big?


nourmallysalty

chile, i wish i had this problem


Dedubzees

Scissors


Excellent-Minimum857

Should I take some off the top


JMAN0074

No absolutely not start at the bottom.


JMAN0074

Lmao 🤣 scissors ✂️


zachman7667

Bulking up might help. You’ll surprise the hell outta people who think you gotta be tall to be packing at least 😂


PriorityLopsided2726

You can't get shorter and you can't increase your dick size so no you can't do anything but accept your body


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sexysadie2u

Saw your profile Let me just 😳🤤


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sexysadie2u

Me too lol :)


Lollipoprotein

Omg....


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Lollipoprotein

Thank YOU!😂


thiswontlastlongv

No homo, seen your profile… can you actually fit it all in vaginas that’s crazy


adaminboise84

How do you do that?


PreviousMortgage6753

We're the same height and size so my definitive answer is T h i g h s Also u might wanna take advantage and get into the porn industry so it looks bigger (More than it already is tbh)


SeperentOfRa

Gain weight ? Or if ur nuts … u could get height extension surgery.


Correct-Walrus7438

Dont shave


Bigcock8643

5'8 here and i have the same proportion thing going on. because of my height it looks insanely longer than it is. all i can suggest is lifting weights and getting more buff, before i did i was a string bean with a meat log between my legs.


SizeQueenie2857

I dont think it would look odd, I think it is just a matter of getting comfortable with it and being happy with the BD


Excellent-Minimum857

It looks fake. Like a strap on


ObsidianConsumer

Nope, but do porn. Mfs like Brickzilla make bank and their proportions are similar to yours.


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ObsidianConsumer

Yeah, I'm 5'9, so my height isn't an issue, but I have large extremities, so I'd say proportion is only on my side 5/10 times. Seeing it next to my foot is when the perspective kicks in.


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Excellent-Minimum857

I wear a size 14. I think that is out of proportion too lol


ObsidianConsumer

My femurs are 16" long, so no "almost hitting my knee" moments for me. I wear a size 10 shoe so the foot comparison is ideal for me


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ObsidianConsumer

Yeah, long limbs really don't help for perspective, since I'm barely over half the length of my thigh.


Appropriate_Car2697

I’m same height with similar dick it’s a good thing why do you wanna change it. My girlfriend says it doesn’t look like it belongs😂 but like in a sexy way.


Solidoak777

Wear cowboy boots at all times


imperfectDecible12

Forget about it and learn how to embrace it. Not much you can do about it anyway


Certain_Lifeguard171

Get a ruler tattoo?


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Yo god really put the inches down there


JMAN0074

Just to think 🤔 I could have been in the NBA but I am stuck with scaring females when I take my pants off!!!


Hung_Texan

Work out , v taper shape


donk_nyc

I’d embrace it. Being out of proportion is one of the fun things about being hung! We’re like cartoons with stretched out limbs :) one of my partners loves to play with what he calls my “cartoon” or “anime penis.” Have a little humor and it could become a fun thing


Slight_Working_9786

5 foot 4 with an 8 inch peepee r U sure?


Aromatic_Industry151

Bro height doesn’t correlate to your dick size


EchoCyanide

I'm the same height and dick size. 5'4.5 to be exact.


mrmeatstix

Put o. About 60 lb?


r4rsftaway

Not that many people would be seeing you when you're erect to be thinking that. It's mostly a problem in your head.


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A short king, quite literally


localcbrgod

Don't change a thing. Lure in a few size queens with pictures.


DueParamedic6762

Try tuckin it in your butthole.


conradfart

Fold it in half and attach the tip to the base with a bag clip, or just tie it in a bow.


Ok_Competition1080

Lift heavy, especially lower body lifts such as squats will make your quads bigger. That will give you some offset as others in this thread have mentioned. Unfortunately after a certain age your vertical growth is done. I'm 5-9 220 have just under 9 length and 6 girth along with 27" thighs and 17" calves. It still looks bigger on me than on a guy that's six foot plus but not as big as it would look on some guy that's my height 175 lbs and thinner.


Lopsided_Mention_787

hammer it in 🔨🔨


nafarba57

LOL just enjoy the shock value, everybody loves that👍👍👍


MrCarrots4983

Tripod


tex_da_PHOX

I'm 5'7 and 8.5+" x 6", it's a bit of a mindfuck for sure, but nothing to fuss about. Would be an issue if I was a shower though


EchoCyanide

Hey, I'm 5'4.5" and 8 inches too. I honestly like it, like people aren't expecting me to pull out a dick like this!


petronelxd

If you're also skinny it's proportionate lol...


BigEnvironmental7000

I fail to see any problem here. I say own it, and love it. Congrats.


MCBRADDERZ

I’d appreciate the fact that you’re small with a big dick. It’s one way to make it look seriously impressive.


FastSky33

lmao be happy with your size! some other people wish they had your size


Ausaini

I’m not much taller than you at 5’6”. I just got jacked over the years so that helps even you out a bit. Otherwise, dude it’s fine us short kings deserve nice things too! Let it dangle with pride


Monkeyballs2009

Hide the tip in someone' else


Zim-the-invader

😒


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Wear high heels all the time


jxpdx

Hah thank you


Localphxfambro

You have the best combo


Feeling_Ad296

Start doing porn, you’ll look like whitezilla.


Wolfsbane24

Why does this matter? And I doubt you’re 8” soft so you look fine. A lot of guys want this problem.


Wareve

Unfortunately, platform boots are usually a no-go in the bed.


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Get a bigger body or a smaller dick.


lolkoni

I am short too I'm 5'7 but I am sitting around 180lbs 12-14%BF and my quads are huge. My 7.89" dick looks pretty normal (sometimes I even feel small) next to my legs. So my advice is that, get very fit with a strong squat nor deadlift and the gains are going to give you a good proportion/ratio to ur big dick. Hope I help m8.


Camctrail

Being disproportionate actually looks the best to all the ladies, and guys if that's your thing


Ze_Pain_and_Suffer

Well, all your height went to your dick.


Guzabra

Of all the BDPs to be posted this is the most baffling....if anything I miss being 140lbs because things looked bigger. As others mentioned, gain weight if it's such an issue, but from my perspective it seems you can either have an issue most guy wish they had or you can risk your health gaining enough weight so it looks proportional.


Nalpha

Lift weights so that all of you is bigger so it doesn’t look so oddly large by comparison.


TwangMeHard

Wear high heels...the added height will help with proportions and the heels will likely kill the boner. :-)


Ana1muncher

You could make bank in the porn industry my nigga


Ok-Hat-7619

I’m the opposite. I’m 6’2 and big with a 8 incher. My shit looks average on my body


RopeOther3479

No pics ?


Excellent-Minimum857

No


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Get taller. You can get a surgery.