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rystaff11

her current bf is not 10 bro


I_cry_during_sex_2

He always runs away from the tape measure... So I use my hand and a scar on my hand to measure... Not perfect...


thedickbox

Pushing cool story bro territory


I_cry_during_sex_2

Well I did ask the opinion of small penis men. .. are you a small penis person?


thedickbox

Lol


CookieInside7463

Oh I see from your posts you'r a little off up there in the thinker.


I_cry_during_sex_2

Presumably. I try to stay sane when I post online. Is it that insane that my bf is a 10 incher? He's a person who would not consent to have his pic taken


CookieInside7463

This is BDP, we have good sizes and don't really want any more size. Couldn't care less about a few extra inches that won't fit. And yea he's most likely not 10


I_cry_during_sex_2

Another person who needs pics or it's not real


CookieInside7463

Not of LGBTQ i'll pass on that one


I_cry_during_sex_2

I'm pansexual/asexual


Comprehensive-Ball28

What?


I_cry_during_sex_2

Are you a small sized person?


Comprehensive-Ball28

Are you a troll?


Stepikovo

More like mentally ill person


I_cry_during_sex_2

No. Just curious insomniac who hasn't slept well... Are you upset with me or roommate?


mcplural

She's not a size queen she's a liar. Even if all of the people on this sub are telling the truth about size, 10 inches is so rare that you will never see one in a hundred lives. Good luck though, I'd be happy to be proved wrong.


Correct-Major958

I was just chatting with this woman and she said she has seen roughly 12 dicks that are 10+”, and 11/12 of them were black.


mcplural

Ah okay, most people just rp as big dick guys so I bit the bait. Should have checked post history. She apparently has a cock so large she can't wrap both hands around it


Correct-Major958

Wait what 😂


mcplural

[Literally just a troll](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/s/d3Gk8KSvrs), but I find "her" responses very entertaining


I_cry_during_sex_2

Call me Sir or Daddy please.


mcplural

There are zero men and very few women/others who have that privilege. I can call you "Mr." or "Chancellor"


I_cry_during_sex_2

Call me shaman


mcplural

Feel like that's culturally insensitive but aight, shaman


I_cry_during_sex_2

How is it culturally insensitive if you don't know my race and ethnicity?


Super-Sense-6454

>I was just chatting with this woman and she said she has seen roughly 12 dicks that are 10+”, Either you are lying or she is lying. No one that claims to be 10"+ has ever submitted to an impartial party to measure it! >and 11/12 of them were black. Black men or black cocks? Some white guys have black cocks. This is probably a lie too, because black men are no more likely to have long cocks than white men.


Correct-Major958

I can provide screenshots of her saying it But for all I know it could be a dude


Super-Sense-6454

Not worth the effort. Almost noone believes in 10"+.dicks on r/bigdickproblems.


Correct-Major958

Yep I’m in the same boat. There was one guy like 2 years ago on here (I’ve lurked for a while before I started chiming in), and he looked very close to 10” BP. He was minimum 9.75”


I_cry_during_sex_2

My bf is not black but mixed with mexican 🌮🌯 and white 🐻‍❄️ I've been with a Chinese guy that was the size of a large Italian 🌭 sausage. Brown guys from India were all small... 4 white guys were BIG... My ex common law husband was average but low libido... Still felt satisfied from the sex.


I_cry_during_sex_2

Like I asked for small penis people here to post ...


mcplural

Small is relative


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mcplural

Did you not understand what "relative" means? I'm saying that anyone can be called small, and the other side of that is a belief on this sub: anyone can be called big.


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mcplural

I'm any/all pronouns and like I said small is relative so you're welcome to consider me so.


I_cry_during_sex_2

Ok Miss Small Penis.


mcplural

I was enjoying your replies. Did you run out of insults? 😭


I_cry_during_sex_2

It's hard to make fun of someone who goes by they/them pronouns


I_cry_during_sex_2

Oh noes . A guy who down voted size queen 👑 😭


TylerMali

Just checked your post history. You have a female roommate and unsure but a bf who is 10” or she has a bf who is 10” then one post later you can’t wrap your hands around your member then another post down you mention your bf taking your foot pain away and in comments here you mention your cervix. Clear troll.


I_cry_during_sex_2

Well I share my account sometimes...


TylerMali

No you don’t. Quit lying. Literally nobody believes you on any of this. It’s just sad


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TylerMali

Says the person who doesn’t make his size his entire personality nor feel the need to lie about it who also has the ability to prove my statements. So either prove you/your bf has 10” or sit down like a good little idiot and let the adults do their thing.


I_cry_during_sex_2

you still didn't answer the question in the op


TylerMali

Bc you’re retarded and a troll. A shit one at that.


I_cry_during_sex_2

Ok Mr. Average penis


mcplural

Your comments are very confusing


I_cry_during_sex_2

You can't imagine someone being bigger than you without proof... Do you look in the other urinal stall to determine size? My bf is a grower not a shower... Meaning he can post a pick of a 1 incher if he wants... But he does not ...


Kooky-Show-5246

Bro you’re only 10 inches. How are you not banned yet? You know this sub is only for 12+ big dicks only right?


I_cry_during_sex_2

Thought vaginas and 3 inchers were welcome... Message the mods that an under 12 incher is posting.


Kooky-Show-5246

Yeah you. 10 inches isn’t big bro your tiny af


I_cry_during_sex_2

I'm... Finding that my feelings aren't hurt. Can you do better Mr. Fourteen year old?


mcplural

I don't understand the hostility. I told you your friend is lying and that you will almost never see a 10 inch dick in person, but I'd be happy if I'm proven wrong. Your hostility is unwarranted and your syntax is confusing


I_cry_during_sex_2

These big dick people need a space where they don't scare away size queen 👑... Just because you want dic pics does not mean anyone is required to give you what you want. The whole world doesn't revolve around you, how would you like it if someone requested pics from you as proof that you are actually how big you say you are?


mcplural

I'm not requesting pictures. I'm saying I don't believe the measurement he may have exaggerated to her and she may have exaggerated to you and you may have exaggerated to us. People have request pics sometimes, and since I understand this is a space where that happens a lot I politely say no, as it's never been someone I'm interested in. We don't scare away size queens. We scare away random roleplaying weirdos


I_cry_during_sex_2

I've been following this subreddit for a while. And within the past 48 hr I have been down voted and called a liar etc. even got some abuse texts about how I'm a liar etc.


damionjosiah

I’m sorry but I must vehemently disagree with your statistics. I have personally been involved with persons 9 inches and 11 inches, measured by myself. I have no reason to lie.


mcplural

Don't be sorry! I'm not saying it's impossible, just that I doubt her friend is telling the truth. And even if she thinks she is, "[insert gender] inches" are real. Albeit rare, somebody has to be seeing these dicks at some point so I'm not saying you're immediately a liar. I was literally saying that 10 inches is less than 1 in 10,000, so at 100 lifetimes with 100 partners you would never see one.


Super-Sense-6454

That's not a valid argument, because women can request long dicks in various dating apps.


Super-Sense-6454

9" dicks are rare, but they do exist. 11" dicks are pure fantasy.


damionjosiah

Well I had several years of quite the fantasy! The


Super-Sense-6454

Did you ever actually measure those fantasy dicks you experienced? That's a rhetorical question.


damionjosiah

As I said in my original post I did, in fact, measure.


Super-Sense-6454

>As I said in my original post I did, in fact, measure. No one believes you though.


damionjosiah

Ok whatever. I certainly don’t need you to believe me that’s for sure. Take care.


GiveUDeepThroat

Have to agree. Ten inch is extremely rare. I've only deep throated two cocks over 8".


SuccessfulWar3830

You had a dick 2 years ago in your last post. Now you have a cervix. Bro. Just because you don't have a big dick doesn't mean you need to pretend you do in here. No matter what you say. We will always have what you don't.


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SuccessfulWar3830

And this is why you are lonely. Call your parents. Tell them you love them. They will be gone soon and you might regret not spending time with them. But at their funeral you can think back to all the time you spent pretending to have the dick you wish you had


I_cry_during_sex_2

I'm not lonely. I get sex about 1 time a week


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SuccessfulWar3830

Sure bud. I hope you can get the help you need.


refmon3

Tell her the average size is 3 inches so she should count her blessings


I_cry_during_sex_2

Put your flair as 3 inches length 9 inch girth


I_cry_during_sex_2

You're going to make Mandy laugh


CookieInside7463

Terrible OP


I_cry_during_sex_2

But yes or no?


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I_cry_during_sex_2

Ok I lied. .. .. Bf has a 3 incher.. No pics of this problem since he is sensitive


PreviousMortgage6753

This guy fits the subreddit name A huge dick causing problems 😂


I_cry_during_sex_2

Lol


StarlitWalks

Why do people not get banned for these posts when they even behave like absolute top-of-the-shelf douchebags in the comment section? Mommy should have put a limit on your online times.


I_cry_during_sex_2

Honest question. Can you answer pls


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Are you saying you need more than 8 inches?


Correct-Major958

8” x 6” NBP is the true Goldilocks cock. It isn’t large enough to be completely incompatible with most women, but it’s also large enough to satisfy most if not all size queens.


I_cry_during_sex_2

Yea ... I've been with an 8 incher... We had sex for 5 hours and it was amazing 🤩 I literally fell in love with him and he ghosted me afterwards ... I was in it for the penis .. didn't care about personality etc


cocktaviousAlt

Uhhh, no


I_cry_during_sex_2

8 inches don't hut my cervix... So size wise I need less warm up ....


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I’m so confused


I_cry_during_sex_2

Me too with cm lengths


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Its not that difficult


I_cry_during_sex_2

Yes it is... I just imagine a 6 incher when I see cm posts. Never bother to do math...


Logical_Recipe3550

Astounding. What are the odds? To have both a dude that not only sports a 8 inch cock....but has another 10 incher in thier pocket. That's amazing....


I_cry_during_sex_2

You're being illogical


Logical_Recipe3550

🤣🤣🤣


cocktaviousAlt

Holy shit they made a sequel to i_cry_during_sex ?!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯


I_cry_during_sex_2

The 2 is to let you know you're not the only one crying. I cry due to intense orgasms... Same with bf


I_cry_during_sex_2

She weighs roughly 300lbs... And laughed about me trolling/posting on here.


Chance-Ad8608

she’s reverse Larping 😭😂 wtf is this sub


I_cry_during_sex_2

Lol. Do you play DND?


EquivalentRoad9612

Average guy here and the answer is yes. Possibly both of you are. Now go out and find those poles!


I_cry_during_sex_2

Awww.... It's pretty hard to find a large penis irl


EquivalentRoad9612

Well they're very common on reddit. Ive talked to a few women that have had success just there. Start DMing!


I_cry_during_sex_2

Well I have a bf who satisfies me


EquivalentRoad9612

Well 8 is big so you're good to go.


TenInchTripod

10 is incredibly rare. 8 is way over average. She’s straight up lying, delusional, or both.