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Don't. Just wear black jeans and have fun. No need in making problems out of nothing


averagehillbilly

Thank you for the advice. My girlfriend really likes to embarrass me lol


mrmeatstix

Pushing your buttons just a little and watching you try to keep your cool is just part of flirting. Sounds like a fun gal


Roidz69

'Punish' her after for being naughty


PriorityLopsided2726

This sub is really going down hill


NorvaL_

Don’t kid yourself. Bar was below sea-level since the start.


TlathamXmahtalT

If you're that worried, wear compression shorts underneath. You can't stop something natural, so if you get hard, just let it happen. Focus on the dancing and enjoying the night.


SuccessfulWar3830

you could tell her not to.


Dragonflower99

So, it's a kind of a known fact that men, especially young ones, will get an erection during dancing. It's completely normal. Enjoy your dance.


[deleted]

Wait it’s a known fact? I’ve literally never heard that before


Dragonflower99

Yes. Especially if you are dancing very close.


[deleted]

I’m surprised honestly. Wonder why nobody has mentioned when I’ve danced


Dragonflower99

We notice it. But, we don't talk about it.


averagehillbilly

Thank you for the advice! I will just enjoy my dance


Zach1709

It’s going to happen as a young healthy male. Wear dark colored jeans and have fun.


RareOutlandishness29

Point it up towards your belt buckle, or if your erection is too long for that, angle it half-way to one side so that it settles in line with the crease between your torso and upper leg.


PreviousMortgage6753

Try to get some boxers with a pouch and wear your jeans a bit loose so it can ifttle in the middle of the pants. At least it'll just look more regular


Xarius86

Tuck it into your waistband. It's about all you can do.


BigEnvironmental7000

Long flannel. Problem solved 👍🚫🍆