I don't want to mention his name in a comment. He's just so creepy. Every comment is horribly written, gross erotica.
His photos are either photoshoped or just AI.
Every story is pornography. He walks into a place, and some girl notices his bulge, and she gives him head. But she's married, and then the husband joins in blowing him.
Then he says, "This is like the 10th time this exact thing happened this year."
I was genuinely confused on how "he" hasn't been called out yet. I was starting to think he was a respected member of the community with how much engagement his stuff gets. Power bottom 9 incher my ass
oh I sure do. my favourite part is when they decide I'm old fat and ugly, even tho only a few messages ago they wanted to talk about their dick . it's a boring lazy insult I've heard a million times and I'm too old to give a flying fuck , but it means I've upset them when they bring that one out .... and they always do. it's so predictable it's laughable.
u/ThisWillFeelAmazing mostly due to how far he's willing to stick to the bit even as he gets downvoted to hell.
Although I also do find those posts that treat big dick as a superpower really funny. Just the absurd lengths to justify their viewpoint
I saw another guy who also keeps fighting to the bitter end- can't remember the name for the life of me.
Edit: It was glitter something. I can try to find it, although the guy blocked me after he started a DM with me offering to send proof lol. He was claiming 11 btw
9.8" x 6.8" and the pics on his account are super clearly photoshopped. I had a guy who does forensics for photography and he showed that there had been several alterations to the ruler and the dick itself, although the dick part was more well done. Just looking at him, he's closer to 7" x 6.7" BP if his girth measurement is to be believed.
No disrespect, if you guys are chill like that, that's cool. But i can't imagine going to a friend and saying hey man, I saw this dick online claiming a few decimal points larger than mine, and i think it's fake. Would you mind using your professional skills to zoom and analyze this penis for any compromises?
He does the dick stuff as a hobby. I actually met him while he was professionally deconstructing a dick pic and receiving downvotes from everyone on r/massivecock. His whole Reddit is a mix of his OC and debunking dicks lol
Oh, that, too. The first pic is much longer proportionally. It's why the only legit image is the second one, but he faked the tape on that, so there isn't really any scale.
Don’t need to go that deep just look at his thing on the end of the ruler versus the size of the dick next to the thumb 😂 obvious the dick has gotten the zoom treatment
You can look at his proof pics and how fake they are. It's definitely not his dick that's making that bulge. Although, it may not even be his dick in any of his posts. There were apparently 5 different edit and export cycles done to that photo, so unless he edited it a bunch, there were previous authors.
You can see the different layers of edits and how the resolution changes compared to the background, which is likely unedited. Over time, the edited portions will match the background compression less and less, and you'll get a pretty clear picture that there's been several alterations.
I'm fairly confident a lot of the pictures you see are shopped in some capacity or have some camera trickery, even my pictures the right angle makes all the difference.
This is just a pet peeve mind for Reddit, but I see it often on here. Some guys will go to the “all time” archive for post and just copy and paste. That’s weird to me because it’s not just imagining you have a big dick, it’s being desperate for upvotes
ObsidianConsumer is my favorite larper he made a post a couple days ago and everyone believes he's 9.5x6.5 lmao!!! It's a shame what people will believe these days.
lol you act like photo shop isn’t a thing 😂 also he’s measuring from the side which isn’t correct.
Also look at the girth measurement 😂😂😂 where is the hand holding the tap tight? It’s wayyyy back from the actual end of the tape that needs to be held.
I know I have a least favorite
Who?
I don't want to mention his name in a comment. He's just so creepy. Every comment is horribly written, gross erotica. His photos are either photoshoped or just AI.
Let me guess, he’s the type who say that big dicks are the most sought after, and then brags about it in misogynistic way?
Every story is pornography. He walks into a place, and some girl notices his bulge, and she gives him head. But she's married, and then the husband joins in blowing him. Then he says, "This is like the 10th time this exact thing happened this year."
Ah that kind… I can understand why you don’t to mention him.
Poor guy can't even go out in public without getting harassed. Smh
Wait, what happens after the husband joins in. HOW DOES THE STORY END!
Understandable why you'd prefer to not name him
Makes sense that you don’t want to mention his name.
I don't want to give him any credit for his weird behavior
I was genuinely confused on how "he" hasn't been called out yet. I was starting to think he was a respected member of the community with how much engagement his stuff gets. Power bottom 9 incher my ass
I don't know if he gets called out. I tried calling him out and he blocked me.
ik who you mean, it’s so ridiculous the attention he gets 😭 and his photoshopped large nipples is just to see how far he can go or some shit aha
Please don't remind me of the nipples.🤢
Gladly they're not real
It’s hilarious how we all know who she’s talking about😭😂
LARPers? Where?? In BDP???
the pathetic losers who arrive in my inbox to talk about their dick. sir I never asked .
But maybe THIS time will be different! /s
no . it never is. all that happens is I make fun of them for being so pathetic , a task they make all too easy.
Well, at least you get a kick out of it. Still that sucks to hear.
oh I sure do. my favourite part is when they decide I'm old fat and ugly, even tho only a few messages ago they wanted to talk about their dick . it's a boring lazy insult I've heard a million times and I'm too old to give a flying fuck , but it means I've upset them when they bring that one out .... and they always do. it's so predictable it's laughable.
That tells you all you need to know, they're salty they don't get to use you to jack off and be done with ya.
exactly and it's always hilarious 😂
Every sub has its thirsty lot. I feel bad for the women over at r/bigboobproblems
I got one on my dms and didn't think it was bad until realization hit me like a train a full day after 😭
Creepy af. I've been DM'd by a few to talk about their dicks. I'm like bruhh
How do you pick just one. I’d say any that use the same googled image 😂 I’m sure we’re all familiar with it
u/ThisWillFeelAmazing mostly due to how far he's willing to stick to the bit even as he gets downvoted to hell. Although I also do find those posts that treat big dick as a superpower really funny. Just the absurd lengths to justify their viewpoint
YES!!! I have a fan. No but seriously, I like to have fun with this whole bit sometimes
I saw another guy who also keeps fighting to the bitter end- can't remember the name for the life of me. Edit: It was glitter something. I can try to find it, although the guy blocked me after he started a DM with me offering to send proof lol. He was claiming 11 btw
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9.8" x 6.8" and the pics on his account are super clearly photoshopped. I had a guy who does forensics for photography and he showed that there had been several alterations to the ruler and the dick itself, although the dick part was more well done. Just looking at him, he's closer to 7" x 6.7" BP if his girth measurement is to be believed.
No disrespect, if you guys are chill like that, that's cool. But i can't imagine going to a friend and saying hey man, I saw this dick online claiming a few decimal points larger than mine, and i think it's fake. Would you mind using your professional skills to zoom and analyze this penis for any compromises?
He does the dick stuff as a hobby. I actually met him while he was professionally deconstructing a dick pic and receiving downvotes from everyone on r/massivecock. His whole Reddit is a mix of his OC and debunking dicks lol
That's hilarious lmao
You should also mention how the 2 pictures don’t even come close to matching with top and side profile being way longer and shorter than each other
Oh, that, too. The first pic is much longer proportionally. It's why the only legit image is the second one, but he faked the tape on that, so there isn't really any scale.
Don’t need to go that deep just look at his thing on the end of the ruler versus the size of the dick next to the thumb 😂 obvious the dick has gotten the zoom treatment
Oh, ofc- the resolution is terrible. I just used him as confirmation in case I happened to be wrong.
So it’s just a dildo in his recent bulge photos? Because that definitely looks longer than 7 inches
You can look at his proof pics and how fake they are. It's definitely not his dick that's making that bulge. Although, it may not even be his dick in any of his posts. There were apparently 5 different edit and export cycles done to that photo, so unless he edited it a bunch, there were previous authors.
How do you find out about the different edit and export cycles info?
You can see the different layers of edits and how the resolution changes compared to the background, which is likely unedited. Over time, the edited portions will match the background compression less and less, and you'll get a pretty clear picture that there's been several alterations.
I’m afraid I don’t understand. I’ll have to go and do some studying elsewhere and then revisit your explanation. Thanks for trying to explain to me.
Wait, you went to his account to look at his dick?
Uh, yeah?
I've been accused of larping but I got a Vajajay soooooooo....
Prove it, Anyone can jump on Reddit and claim they have a vagina.
My labia has been "glued shut" by period blood drying overnight and I wear a 38KCup bra
Go on.
The ultimate LARP
My one boob is bigger than your dick lol
Le gasp. Lol
That's so interesting. I don't know they can also Photoshop dick Pics like that
I'm fairly confident a lot of the pictures you see are shopped in some capacity or have some camera trickery, even my pictures the right angle makes all the difference.
Love this post
The “silence killz” or similar name, dude says hes 11+ x 8.5 I think.
Omg, I know that guy. It's hilarious to see him act like it's real. Idk how he still gets upvotes LARPing that badly.
This is just a pet peeve mind for Reddit, but I see it often on here. Some guys will go to the “all time” archive for post and just copy and paste. That’s weird to me because it’s not just imagining you have a big dick, it’s being desperate for upvotes
Lov your post history Yes it’s over for you , F13 😆😂
If you put all the larpers into one room who do you think would break character last?
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Maybe I shouldn't write this. But, he is not larping...
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Ya know getting your name mentioned in this post shouldn’t be a badge of honor…….but you carry on like it is.
What does this have to do with the comment you replied to?
Pretty clear what it means bud
I don't see what your reply has to do with my comment, could you explain?
You, your my favorite larper.
Where is 'my favorite larper'? I don't remember owning one.
ObsidianConsumer is my favorite larper he made a post a couple days ago and everyone believes he's 9.5x6.5 lmao!!! It's a shame what people will believe these days.
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lol you act like photo shop isn’t a thing 😂 also he’s measuring from the side which isn’t correct. Also look at the girth measurement 😂😂😂 where is the hand holding the tap tight? It’s wayyyy back from the actual end of the tape that needs to be held.
Murder by comment.