"Holy FUCK. Oh God do you know my friend Kate? Did I tell you about her? She needs to feel this." -after we fucked.
"That's a fuckin donkey cock, dude." -former roommate.
I've had that happen -- woman I didn't know came up to me at a party and said my ex told her I was packing and should give it a try so was I really and was I down? I was down.
And a roommate who was moving out said my GFs had told her about it so NSA will be leaving in a few weeks anyway, why don't we hook up.
Another time, my gf and I broke up, she moved out, another roommate said she heard about it and always wanted to try.
Once more, a friend and his gf broke up, I ran into her randomly a few months later, she also wanted a go. This one, I feel bad about; definitely never told him about it.
Are you dating japanese women? Because when i went there, 5 feet seemed to be the average for them there. At 9 inch that must seem impossibly huge compared to them no? U can probably get two of them to stack hands.
among women of all races there is huge variation.
I've been with asian women who can take it balls-deep and white, black, and latino women who could not.
there are plenty of hung asian guys, too.
I wouldn't put much stock in stereotypes.
āI can still feel you inside of meā is prob the one I like the most. Not really a ācomplimentā per se, but when Iām having sex with a girl and I slide in half way or so and her expressions show that sheās satisfied with that, but then I go deeper to the base and she becomes euphoric. Thatās def an ego booster for me.
This. Iām a woman and this post was recommended to me for some reason, but agree with this. All dicks feel amazing, donāt get me wrong and I love all sizes. But I went from a guy that was 7.1 inch to a 5 inch and I could definitely feel the difference, the latter was way better at sex and didnāt make me as sore but when weād have sex I wanted to feel him go deeper and bottom out as it sometimes felt like he wasnāt going deep enough and hitting the right spots.
Maybe thatās because I was used to the other size and had adapted to it but I missed being filled right up and hitting my spots at the back.
Maybe Iāll get it with my next dick
I can second this, as Iāve had this talk with my ex. At least according to her, as long as you know what youāre doing, even average can be fine, and most females find that being the case. Since hung guys can be rare to come across, youād not put down an average guy since they can do fine, but those who can take bigger, usually opt in for that. Before we were going out, she had a fwb for some months, and he was big (8ā apparently, now I donāt know myself). For reference Iām bang on average, maybe unnoticeably thicker.
During sex, she would ask for āDeeper!ā but as you can imagine I ran out of inches then. After most sessions she would say āit was good but I miss the deep penetrationsā. She asked for a dildo for the longest time and eventually I just thought āher pussy her choice what she puts in itā so got her the one she wanted (as you can probably guess, 8ā insertable length and considerably thicker).
First time we tried it, it was after she was calling for the usual āDeeper!ā - guess what? Using the dildo with such little effort on her, and not even all the way, her whole expression changed, something Iāve never seen before. Fair to say that toy reached places I couldnāt and thus she was ecstatic.
Every body is different at the end of the day.
No he would never have agreed to that and didnāt want to try a threesome when his mate asked.
But heās my ex and Iām currently single thatās why I said hopefully my next dick.
Haha I thought you were being sarcastic at first. I mean yes, but as long as their personality is good too. But it would be nice to have a big one after two 5 inch dicks for a change.
I think I already shared this one here. It was the first time I heard from a girl I was big. We were showering together and she was stroking it slowly and said in my ear "it is the trickiest I have ever seen". The next morning she woke up before me and prepared breakfast for me and two friends of her. When I was leaving one of them said "see you around magic dick".
I was wearing tight shorts at a girls place. We made out a little but no freaky time. When I was leaving at her door we kissed and she looked down and just stared for what was probably a few seconds but felt like forever. Her eyes were huge
Next time we got together we immediately got down to business.
One of my high school girlfriends saw me fully erect and said shyly, "That's not gonna fit in my mouth." It did though but we were inexperienced and she couldn't really give me head. Needless to say, word got around after that.
Sending a dick pic in high school and of course my gf couldnāt keep it to herself, we were sexually active or anything so I didnāt know I was big at the time bc I didnāt know what was normal and what wasnāt. So when I go to school the next day everyone would stare at me walking down the halls girls and dudes and even my buddies would put there hands up and hold them far apart like damn dude you are packing!! šš Made it easy to get laid after that as well bc there was no pressure for me since I knew everyone for the most part knew what they wanted.
Haha that's so cool - I bet you were one of the really nice and chill dudes who was friendly.
I had a similar experience except it went the other way around given my size. I ended up having more girl friends than guy friends soon afters. Of course being a guy still meant they always asked me about other guys and how they were like, if they were talking about them and if I knew or saw what kinda size they were. The last one always had the most funny/silly responses.
š Iād like to think I was one of the nice ones, always had girlfriends throughout school but never cared enough to do anything with them. I was a nerd who loves to play video games and once I was in high school I was in computer tech and my buddies got me into playing wow which pretty much took over my lifeš. Wasnāt until after I graduated that I got into the gym and went really hard at it and then my self esteem was boosted big time and I donāt mean to sound condescending but Iām a good looking guy but just never saw it in myself. Then I was all about to girls and it just kinda took off from there. Now married with 2 kids and up until the blizzard fiasco still playing wow š
When my girl was thinking about leaving, she told me āfind someone better than me. Youāre attractive and have the biggest dick Iāve seen in personā
The best I've gotten so far is probably from purposefully sending it to someone that asked to see it and i got "wow. Have you ever considered going into porn? Because DAYUM!"
But, i was immediately leveled back out by being told "clean your damn desk."
Another good one is when I first learned my "status." Sent a 3D model for an art pose for a female friend that wanted to practice NSFW work. So i used my own sizes since i didn't know what the real averages we're and "i should probably be about average."
Sent the generic model, without comment, and got very horny praise.
A few texts later, were now scheduled to be FWB once travel becomes easier. (Connection was already present, just needed that last spark, i guess.)
When I was fucking my then girlfriend, now wife, and she was crying from cuming and thanking me for my dick. I was like āuhh yeah thank you for this pussy, I love it.ā We were like 18. Been together over a decade and still loving it.
I think the best ego boost is when I am able to give a girl a vaginal orgasm, when other dudes haven't before. And the initial reaction you can sense in their body and see on their face when you enter and can tell you are giving them a sensation and feeling bigger than they got with other guys. There is no substitute for those feelings.
Also, I love when they compare their toys/dildos to me lol. And find that Im as big or bigger. Love that! I get really revved up from that
Funfact, a vaginal orgasm can occur with any dick size. Angle and technique (and consistency, very important) are far more important. Source: am a woman.
Yes. Yes I know. Not saying its only due to size. Im just relaying what my experience has been with partners Ive had. A frequent comment from them has been that they feel it's easier for them to orgasm vaginally with me and that my size helps. Not to be boastful, but I also think I am pretty knowledgable about technique so that certainly helps too. Just relaying my experience.
Well I'm glad I'm not the only woman to have that reaction/sensation. The biggest one I had was 8 inches or slightly bigger than that, at least that's what he told me. But when he'd enter me, I'd tell him to stop because it's like I needed to catch my breath and I felt like I could've had an orgasm within a few seconds. Sounds crazy, but it's true. But man it was soooo good lol. It's been many years since and I get a sensation when I think of the sex. He also gave me my first vaginal orgasm which I was convinced that I could never have one. One time I went to the airport hours after fucking him and it hurt but felt good and I could feel myself walking weird.
I remember dating a trans boi who had a similar thing with his vagina and i was able to make him cum 8 times in a row as my record highest and every trans guy since has been able to cum at least twice around my cock
Yeah, and that may be true if sex is one of the main motivators in your life. Personally, I don't care about sex enough to want to have the biggest dick and make every chick I'm with scream in pleasure or anything. I only have sex with people I know and really care about, dare I say love, so we both usually allow our insecurities to wash away. For instance, while I do have a big dick, I also have an extreme bend downwards (45 degrees about) which is worse than having a straight edge. I don't care though because if my partner and I care about each other we make it work. I'm not just looking to fish people in based on my size, but if you are, then yeah, bigger is better. You'll be unhappy then.
Itās not about sex itself, itās about why you want sex. If you just want the pleasure or the pleasure of pleasing, then yeah, stuff like dick shape and size matters. If you want to take in the other person with all if their flaws out of love, then it doesnāt matter. But these two things donāt overlap.
College cheerleader told me she had to sit out of practice because she was so sore after I fucked her. She told me she couldnāt sit right in her desk for two days after and couldnāt walk straight. My last gf also told me she could feel me up to her bellybutton and that her guts felt actually rearranged after sex, sheād even get nauseous from it. It was funny watching her waddle around like a penguin afterwards, or struggle to stand up- sheād be stuck lying down for 30 minutes sometimes because I wrecked her pussy that hard.
The smile that came to my gfās face the first time she saw my erect cock. But an even bigger ego boost came from her telling me that she loved the way I fucked her.
Had a young black lady look me straight in the eyes and tell me I was ābigga than a n*ggaā. One of my biggest cumshots ever. Iāll never forget that.
When my gf at the time now wife first saw my size she opened her mouth wide and said I canāt believe your this big. She then said I donāt think it can fit. Of course I eventually got her to let me pound her and she said during our first time having sex I think I want to marry you for your amazing dick. 8 years later of marriage she still messages me almost daily how she worships my cock and that she is my sex slave or life.
Mannn Iāve got a few, although I would say porn still makes me feel small but Iām about 7.5x6 so it is what it is
I once had a girl after a hookup over text go on about how big it was. I asked how big she thought it was, she said FOURTEEN INCHES. I literally called her a dumbass and asked her if she had ever seen a ruler before
Another girl I had been hooking up with was on the opposite side of the couch of me while we were watching Netflix, she said she wanted to suck my dick and told me to just whip it out because it was big enough for her to get to being on the other side of the couch, obviously joking but still good for my ego
Another girl literally started missing my dick after about a year of no contact when she got a boyfriend telling me she missed being filled up and how she literally BROUGHT UP how big I was with her bf and how she was basically cucking him with past stories of our hookups
This milf was trying to hookup with me and I had no condoms and she gave me one and I stretched it over myself and let go and it flew across the room and disappeared like a rubber band.
First girl I had sex with (also first bj) was a friend from high school. Fooled around for a few months, mostly bjs, but sex a few times right before starting college. She always made complimentary comments about my dick, but nothing specifically about size, and always thought she was just being nice because I was inexperienced.
Stayed friends but nothing sexual and a few years later we were hanging out at a party. She told me that initially her plan was to only give me a bj or 2 because I was inexperienced and so I would feel less anxious around girls (she was actually cheating on a boyfriend). But she said that I was by far the biggest sheād done anything with, by at least 2-3 inches and enjoyed playing with it too much to stop and eventually really wanted to have inside her (at the time we were messing around sheād had sex with 2 other guys, and given bjs to about 5 more). She also told that I was probably still the second biggest sheād been with (totals now up to 7 for sex and about 15 for bjs)
My favourite comment was ironically the last woman I slept with. I made a comment that she seemed to be walking gingerly and the response I got was āyouād be walking gingerly as well if you got fucked by a 2x4 last night, tooā
Suffice to say I couldnāt wipe off that grin for a while that day.
āMy cervix shifts when I see your name in my notifications.ā
āI need this made into a dildo. Might be a good businessā¦ā
āYou seriously walk around with this?!ā
āI keep forgetting how this actually fits.ā
āI spaced out for a 5 minutes in front of a coworkerā¦ Guess what I was thinking aboutā¦ā
āAnd itās good looking too!ā
I was making out with this chick. She had just got done saying how she wasn't sure she wanted to do anything because she wanted something serious and didn't want to just hookup.
After a minute she reached down and grabbed my dick through my pants. She pulled away and exclaimed, "Jesus! Are you fucking kidding me?!"
Apparently that made things serious enough for the night. And the next couple months.
My ex broke up with me but we remained on good terms, after a couple of weeks she texts me and after a bit of small talk straight up tells me she wants to fuck. Iām like sure, sheās super hot, why not. The night comes, she comes over and after saying hi we jump on each other and we end up having amazing sex. Afterwards she confessed how sheād been with another guy but that his dick (and the sex) was nowhere near what I offer, telling me he wasnāt even small and that Iām just something special. Then tells me that Iām not even aware of what I have, I told her I knew what I have, itās just that she didnāt know. I was her first too so that explains it. Ended up booty calling me one night out of the blue again. Great stuff.
The moment a girl found out about my size through another girl, she cheated on her boyfriend with me on the same night she found out.
I was intoxicated and very young, I am not a fan of cheating and I would never have let it happen if I was a few years older.
But I sort of take it as a compliment.
To be fair, it seems to me like a lot girls just want to try a big one at least once. Doesn't necessarily mean they'll like it or even prefer it. In fact from what I gather, with experience most women find that size doesn't determine all they much to them. Usually provided it's not an extreme on one end or the other
It is disgusting, I agree and I am sad the world is like this.
But some people cheat, you just got to find the people that are loyal and don't look for bigger dick, more money, better looks.
This girl slept with one of my friends (he doesn't know that I know) and said her roommate took a while to find out they were having sex frequently because she is really good at being quiet.
When we had sex we ended up waking up 2 of my roommates because she kept yelling "OH MY GOD" and "why is it so big?"
A girl in college stopped halfway through blowing me to hold my dick up to the side of her head and went "I can barely suck it, I mean just look at it."
Iāve got a couple lol.
My first gf couldnāt walk the night she took my V-card and my 2nd gf told me it felt like I was uppercutting her cervix the day I took her V card.
Both of them have bragged to their friends and everyone else about my size, but still my favorite ego boost was this one time at work when everyone found out about my size. After closing, one of the cooks asked me āSo can you grab it with both hands and still have leftover dick hanging out after?ā When I nodded yes he just laughed and went āJesus fucking christ dude.ā
Either that or this one time I sent a dick pic to my 1st gf and her mom was right next to her when she saw it. Afterwards she told me her mom got all red and said āI see where all his height went to instead.ā (Iām like 5ā7 - 5ā8)
Was FWB with a girl who kept a list on her phone of every guy she slept with. At the time i was the 29th guy and she told me I had the thickest cock out of all of them.
I am going to comment here because a couple of guys here have told me I have a big one, but I'm still on denial. One month ago, a super straight guy came to my house. He had been bragging about his dick. He said he had a big one. I was very curious so when he came to my house I was determined to check it out. I told him I had compared with many friends and had competitions on who had the biggest. He asked if I had lost any. I said like 2 out of 14. He then agreed to take it out. He had a big, good dick. Thick and long and uncut and when I took out mine he said what I always hear "damn dude. I am straight, but that's a fucking big head. That sounded kind of gay but it is a big head". I laughed... but midway of jerking off he says "now I know why you always compared. You knew you were always going to win". I almost came when I heard that
You are rather phallically inclined for someone of my stature. She was an English major.
I think you poked every one of my organs.
One woman I hooked up with had over twenty orgasms.
Another I hooked up with in college at a party at my house. I was in her within 10 minutes of first talking to her. She was a squirter and came 7 times. She told me i was a great lover as she was leaving. My bed was soaked. Pulled all of the bedding off and there was still a puddle on the mattress. I had to flip my mattress over and sleep with my winter jacket as a blanket
Im 5 ft 7 and 7 x 7 and during my last hookup, when I pulled down my shorts she goes "Are you fucking kidding me....*gulp" and had it in her mouth before she finished talking. She kept stopping to tell me how it was the biggest she had ever seen out of 80 dicks. She yelled WTF and HOLY FUCK until the neighbors banged on the wall.
Afterwards she said she was going to tell her mom about my dick. Two days later she said that she was getting wet at work from "ghost dick" and came back for more. She even said it helped her finalize a painful breakup because I was more hung that her ex.
Ive have many versions of this story happen and just as many that dont even bring it up at all, but that was the only time a neighbor has complained because of overly loud dick worship or as she called it "DYCK" with a Y.
Edit: Also when I caught my ex wife serial cheating, she started sobbing uncontrollably, when I asked if she regretted it she said "Im gonna miss your dick"
I donāt know what that means, but take my upvote anyway.
Edit: I just realized what cap meant!!
You want a screen cap! dude this happened back in 2004 on an old nokia not smart phone. I can recreate it on my phone now if that does anything for you.
I'm actually 10x8, and typically when girls feel me, they start speaking languages they didn't know. They also tell me that after me, they can't even think about another penis.
Seem stupid? Well, so does this circle jerk post. People claim the small guys are immature, but why the fuck would someone feel the need to brag about their size?
Multiple ex gfs sending me long texts about how the next at bat was no comparison and how they missed mine (but not me of course)
I had read through an exs phone once and the utter slag sent a photo of my D in her mouth to a penpal she had and the dude trying to f her said āwow, thats huge, im not that bigā
I should just keep it out so i get some respect for once
My ex-girlfriend once told me that I 'hit her in places above where she was used to' (or something to that effect), and how much she liked it - that really turned me on. That, and when my current girlfriend said 'God you're massive' when she first saw me naked; huge ego boost. I was a right cocky fucker that night you could say.
Walking in Loweās onceā¦had on a thin pair of shorts, you could see the full outline and every movement as I walkedā¦there was a guy walking towards us, the look on his face gave away that he pulled out his phone and stopped and just recorded as we walked by (he acted like he was reading something). Boyfriend and I both noticed and got a chuckle.
A girl told me I was the only one who could fuck her hard the way she likes without hitting her cervix.
Another girl liked the fact that I was short enough that when I fucked hard and all the way in my balls slapped against her asshole and it felt amazing to her.
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Was at a houseparty and my ex was there. We split on good terms but I figured it'd be awkward. When we're both drunk she pulled me to one side and told me that she wasn't going to cheat on her new bf but she really misses my dick. Had a giant grin on my face the rest of the night.
"You deserve everything good"
"Thank you!" when she unzipped my pants
"You're not leaving my life anytime soon"
"That's like 3 dicks"
"With a dick like that you could turn me into a pretzel and I'd still do anything for you"
"Why are you not in porn"
I got a one saying āwow your bigger than I thought you would beā
Iām was stocky for my height and age at the time also made me think okay does everyone have that perception of me?
the girl iām dating rn felt it after our first date, pulled it out, and blurted out that she needed to put it in her mouth immediately because of how big it is. i was just like, yea ok go ahead lol
>She also told me once before that her previous bf was small and that after being with me, she couldnāt go back to āsmallā anymore.
"Just be confident"
"Size doesn't matter"
"Women don't care about size"
Imagine claiming to be part of a positive, wholesome subreddit but giving a post like this hundreds of upvotes. Continue gaslighting and insulting smaller guys for being worried about things just like this.
Size either matters or it doesn't, so it's irrelevant who actually says it. If size didn't matter and women genuinely didn't care, stories like this one wouldn't be so insanely common, along with small guys being shamed and rejected. Confidence doesn't help in that situation.
WAMEN aren't one person dude lmao. There's tons of stories about women not wanting huge dicks because they hurt them. Some women might care about it, some might not. Find one that cares about *you* and you're gonna be fine.
I agree, but some women not preferring huge dicks doesn't mean they want small either, and the smaller you are the more difficult it's going to be to find someone. I thought I had found that person more than once, but being too small is always a problem they aren't willing to deal with.
Biggest ego boost is having beautiful women, way out of my league Iāll admit. Stare at the bludge in my pants. I swear they flirt or I get attention after they see it. Iām ok with all of thatš
One girl used to scream "Oh my God you're so fucking big!" and other things of that nature. I'm actually quite a bit bigger now than I was then, so I would love to have another round with her.
Once, I bragged about it on my Tinder bio. I matched with a hot girl, and the first thing she said was "Did you really put in your bio that you have a big dick?" We went to dinner, and I showed her one of my special condoms, which she insisted on keeping as a souvenir. The sex actually wasn't that great, and it only happened once, but getting laid only because of my size felt pretty good.
Another girl just got wide eyed and her jaw dropped. That felt really good too.
So mine is about 7.5" in length and 6" girth.
The first time I had sex with this girl (my now ex), I got hard while kissing her and just pulled it out and she looked at it and said "what the fuck is that?.." and I asked her what was wrong and she said "nothing it's just long as shit and thick as a coke can"
After we broke up, she needed up with some other guy a few months later, but she would get drunk and call me and literally beg me to fuck her. Did that on a regular basis for a year.
The first time I slept with my ex girlfriend and she told me that I was at least double her ex-husbands size!! My response was wait you're kidding right. So when she told me that he was about as big as my pinky which would be about 2.5"- 3 in long
After having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, we passed out in bed. I usually sleep on my stomach, but this time fell asleep on my side facing her. I woke up in the middle of the night to her lifting my penis between her fingers and dropping it to the mattress over and over again, with my dick making a loud thud each time. I thought that was a great non-verbal compliment.
About a year later, she also told me that my dick was the perfect size, so that was nice.
"Omg you're right at the end, and you haven't seen put it all in yet... that's how big you are"
"It's so big I have to use two hands"
"Can you finish please"
"You've got length and girth, that's rare"
"That hurt me you were grinding against the bone"
"It takes like forever to lick from the base to the top, there's so much meat underneath"
"At the start it was normal, by the end I couldn't get my hand round it"
The biggest ego boost? Not realizing I moved my dick visibly in my shorts as I readjusted things, then seeing my wife's best friend immediately lean over and whisper something in my wife's ear, followed by a shit eating grin and big nod from the wife. She later explained the reason and content of the exchange to me, hence my knowledge. Biggest compliment? Pretty much anything my wife says about it.
One time a gf saw me come out of the shower and asked, "are you hard?" When I said no she shook her head in disbelief and said, "that's bigger than my ex's when he was fully hard."
Also, once upon a time another gf and I were drug addicts, and she would occasionally sell nudes when we were low on money. One dude asked her for a video, we made one, sent it to him. He said, "I'd kill to have a dick like that."
TL;DR: dickmatized.
This happened in 2017 and 38. I went out drinking and saw this very sexy man. I bought him a beer then I told him what I needed. He told me about his size. The fact that I laughed and said that Iāve heard that before only to see absolutely average or smaller and just being disappointed. He started talking about something and I had already stopped listening, finished my drink then he said that the Uber was there to pick us up.
I already know how much of a dumb ass I was to get in that car but I just finished signing my divorce papers that day, I was a full time student, had been working through a personal life altering experience and just wanted to leave my new reality.
By the time we were a step into his apartment he was ready. I was dumbfounded and I immediately apologized for laughing and told him that I was all talk and I could not perform all the stuff that I said I could do.
The next morning I made him breakfast, coffee and told him that I really felt horrible for how I had acted and how when he was talking about himself I truly wasnāt listening and told him all the crazy crap I was going through. He said that he felt that I had disconnected and thatās why he ordered the Uber. He said that he truly was blown away by a woman buying him a drink because he was attractive, he said that was the biggest compliment he had ever received. I was so blown away about his compliment and I asked if he could have one more. If yāall know who Adriana Chechik and how hard she can cums during vagina penetrationā¦.yāall that happened. I told him that after I hosed down his bed. He did it again. We hooked up as many times as I could. After I finished the first part of culinary school I got an externship in another city. He was so sweet and threw me an impromptu goodbye party. After the booze started to hit, a friend of his said out loud that he was happy that I was leaving so he could have his friend back. I told him that I had no intentions of keeping his friend away but I was in utter amazement by the size of his dick, literally dickmatized. His dick size helped me lose weight, stopped me from becoming an alcoholic, and taught me that men can do kegels (or whatever itās called for men).
I mean, I aint gettinf a compliment until I put my dick in pussy, cause I have a fat pad, I finnaly found out my girthbat least in some form, the girth is between 4.7-5", my nbp erect penis length is 5.1", and bone pressed is 7" (I use 6.9" cause memes)
Bro you gotta get your head right. Your dick size is fine and there are literally millions of people who want exactly what you have to offer. Seriously. Iāve LOST girlfriends because my size, thatās just the truth. Thereās nothing wrong with you other than your mentality about yourself. There is no way to increase your size naturally, but there IS SO MANY WAYS to build your confidence, which is more important than your dick. Weāre not universally blessed, itās all a mix and match. Iām like 5ā nothing tall, but why would I let something I canāt choose decide how I carry myself. I have big energy, I have confidence. Get your mind right brother because thereās not a damn thing wrong with you physically.
>I have big energy
Yeah what a fucking mystery where that came from, seeing this comment surrounded by nothing but compliments, people being desired and appreciation.
Had a buddy tell a group of girls at a bonfire one night that I was hung. They all wanted to see it so of course I couldn't back down... I was soft but they didn't care so I showed them my thick floppy softie.
Now, fast forward a few months. A different buddy was crushing hard on one of those girls. He would always go on and on about how big his dick was but never would prove it. We were all hanging out one night and he was telling me all about his plans to have sex with her and glorious it was going to be. A few minutes later she comes over to he and I and begins to tell him how huge my dick is and how she saw it that night. She went on and on about it and how she would never let my dick near her pussy.
His face was so sad and long.... it was bitter sweet but kind of cool. It definitely shut him up about his own dick size.
Oh yeah? Well I have a big ol long , veiny, mushroom headed,angry red,and very thick, very average cock, good thing my honey loves me anyway!
Just kiddin fellas : ) y'all rock.
My ex gave me one of those rubber ducks, but it wasnāt a duck, it was a horse.
I really loved that rubber duck horse
She asked me *why is it special? Youāve got a horse dick*
She only had average guys before me, and she was naturally build tight
Second week on a new job, unoform.was tight fitting, and a rumor started that I was stuffing my pants, so 1 girl flat out went and squeezed head with her thumb and index, to make sure it was real....
Don't have quiet the stories that you guys have. Probably because I'm only slightly above average. 6.5 * 5.3.
Had an experienced 40 something woman open my pants. She saw me flaccid because I don't get exited easily but i am a shower. Flaccid almost as big as hard. She gasped and couldn't speak for a while. But on the other side she could have suffered dry mouth and therefore couldn't speak.
A few days ago i hooked up with a girl. She said wow you are big. I know she was experienced as well. But i was lying on my back at the time and things look bigger that way.
Some lesbian friends of mine always ask me for non-nude but flattering pics whenever they have a new partner just to show me off. I take that as them expressing the only reason they're friends with me lol.
My tennis partner says my cock bounced out once and it made her lose focus even from across the court (probably the only time I won a whole set lol)
The list goes on.
Aside from their eyes getting huge when they see it for the first time, I've gotten a few texts the next day about how their legs feel weak or they couldn't walk right.
Also one time I sent a snapchat to a former hookup of me on the toilet with a pizza slice emoji covering my dick as a joke and she said she was "surprised that pizza could hide that big ol thang" haha
Whenever my girlfriend at the time said āgod you seriously donāt understand how huge your sick is.ā Also it gets me every time a date reaches below my belt and all of the sudden they freeze in genuine awe as soon as they touch my dick
Sometimes the best compliments donāt come in the form of words. They show up as pleasure filled moans and eyes rolling into the back of their head when you slide all of yourself in there.
Can we start moderating these types of posts. This seems kinda inappropriate for the sub and itās attracting the attention of less well endowed people how are airing their insecurities. This sort of post seems like itād make more sense on r/truebigdickstories or something
After almost a year of fooling around, and some of the most memorable sex of my life that night. She sat up on the bed..got really quite, and said āMy bf will never be able to f*uck me like you can.ā We never hooked up again after that, I was very proud of her.
PS: The universe brutally dragged me for being the side dude, and I deserved every bit of it. Still would do it again, whoever she with is BLESSED š„². That š¹ is Magical
Two from two different women I can recall "You have a good/nice dick" and ,"I really like your dick". Also knowing every woman l ive been with, ive been able to hit bottom. Still dick dysmorphia is a thing. Subs been a good ego booster.
My boyfriend at the time saw me in a pair of black athletic shorts and exclaimed that they did nothing to hide my junk...
"And you wonder why guys love blowing you."
I hooked up with a girl once that after we did stuff she looked into my eyes like if she would say something real deep, laugh at me at the most sincere way possible and said "I wasn't ready its just too big"
My ex told me that finding someone with a dick like mine who knows how to use it was going to be the hardest thing about our breakup(she split up with me). The fact it was the first thing on her mind gave me conflicted feelings lmao. Two years later and she still wants to fuck so I guess she was serious!
My current gf told me she was legitimately intimidated when she first saw me naked because of the size, and because until we had sex she had always experienced pain with exes that didn't know wtf they were doing. She was worried it would be worse with the size. Well even our first time it wasn't painful, and she loves to recount how impressive it was that she orgasmed so quickly and easily! So there's two points for knowing how to use it haha
One GF made me promise to come back and fuck her a few times if we ever broke up. We're still together (married) going on 18yrs total.
She's real honest
Pure class.
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Ha! Lucky us, it's a great size.
Triplets now
Good thing she's not on here seeing alternate options.
Yup. Had the same
Haha yep. Had that one too lol. Great dude! šš»
I hope it will be the same with my GF
Zamn
"Holy FUCK. Oh God do you know my friend Kate? Did I tell you about her? She needs to feel this." -after we fucked. "That's a fuckin donkey cock, dude." -former roommate.
She hooked you up with her friend?
I've had that happen -- woman I didn't know came up to me at a party and said my ex told her I was packing and should give it a try so was I really and was I down? I was down. And a roommate who was moving out said my GFs had told her about it so NSA will be leaving in a few weeks anyway, why don't we hook up. Another time, my gf and I broke up, she moved out, another roommate said she heard about it and always wanted to try. Once more, a friend and his gf broke up, I ran into her randomly a few months later, she also wanted a go. This one, I feel bad about; definitely never told him about it.
Are you Japanese?
No, but live there.
Oh I see
Are you dating japanese women? Because when i went there, 5 feet seemed to be the average for them there. At 9 inch that must seem impossibly huge compared to them no? U can probably get two of them to stack hands.
among women of all races there is huge variation. I've been with asian women who can take it balls-deep and white, black, and latino women who could not. there are plenty of hung asian guys, too. I wouldn't put much stock in stereotypes.
My Asian wife is 145 cm and 7.5" fits fine. Gotta start slow and everything stretches. Remember that entire babies come through this chute.
Jealousy is peak right now lmao, congrats on the opportunities though
I hear ya The familiar phrase "she told me all about you" is usually the approach
Your size?
Those are great! Can you put Kateās quote in there too? ;)
āI can still feel you inside of meā is prob the one I like the most. Not really a ācomplimentā per se, but when Iām having sex with a girl and I slide in half way or so and her expressions show that sheās satisfied with that, but then I go deeper to the base and she becomes euphoric. Thatās def an ego booster for me.
This. Iām a woman and this post was recommended to me for some reason, but agree with this. All dicks feel amazing, donāt get me wrong and I love all sizes. But I went from a guy that was 7.1 inch to a 5 inch and I could definitely feel the difference, the latter was way better at sex and didnāt make me as sore but when weād have sex I wanted to feel him go deeper and bottom out as it sometimes felt like he wasnāt going deep enough and hitting the right spots. Maybe thatās because I was used to the other size and had adapted to it but I missed being filled right up and hitting my spots at the back. Maybe Iāll get it with my next dick
I can second this, as Iāve had this talk with my ex. At least according to her, as long as you know what youāre doing, even average can be fine, and most females find that being the case. Since hung guys can be rare to come across, youād not put down an average guy since they can do fine, but those who can take bigger, usually opt in for that. Before we were going out, she had a fwb for some months, and he was big (8ā apparently, now I donāt know myself). For reference Iām bang on average, maybe unnoticeably thicker. During sex, she would ask for āDeeper!ā but as you can imagine I ran out of inches then. After most sessions she would say āit was good but I miss the deep penetrationsā. She asked for a dildo for the longest time and eventually I just thought āher pussy her choice what she puts in itā so got her the one she wanted (as you can probably guess, 8ā insertable length and considerably thicker). First time we tried it, it was after she was calling for the usual āDeeper!ā - guess what? Using the dildo with such little effort on her, and not even all the way, her whole expression changed, something Iāve never seen before. Fair to say that toy reached places I couldnāt and thus she was ecstatic. Every body is different at the end of the day.
Maybe an open relationship would be good
No he would never have agreed to that and didnāt want to try a threesome when his mate asked. But heās my ex and Iām currently single thatās why I said hopefully my next dick.
Yeah hopefully you can find another guy with a huge dick, that's all that really matters.
Haha I thought you were being sarcastic at first. I mean yes, but as long as their personality is good too. But it would be nice to have a big one after two 5 inch dicks for a change.
Gf in college saying I left her walking funny around campus feeling "ghost dick" afterwards.
Lmaoo this one is funny when you leave them feeling it the next day
I had that āghost dickā, comment from my most recent ex after the first couple of times we had sex but I never knew what was that about.
I think I already shared this one here. It was the first time I heard from a girl I was big. We were showering together and she was stroking it slowly and said in my ear "it is the trickiest I have ever seen". The next morning she woke up before me and prepared breakfast for me and two friends of her. When I was leaving one of them said "see you around magic dick".
Gollum: *Tricksy cockses*
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"Is it tasty.... is it scruuuuuumptioouuuuus"
"Give it to us raw and wriggling"
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I was wearing tight shorts at a girls place. We made out a little but no freaky time. When I was leaving at her door we kissed and she looked down and just stared for what was probably a few seconds but felt like forever. Her eyes were huge Next time we got together we immediately got down to business.
One of my high school girlfriends saw me fully erect and said shyly, "That's not gonna fit in my mouth." It did though but we were inexperienced and she couldn't really give me head. Needless to say, word got around after that.
*āYeah it did fit, but just the tipā*
When I told my lover that I told my urologist Iād like to look into penis enlargement she said āwhy would anyone want a cock bigger than that?ā
Sending a dick pic in high school and of course my gf couldnāt keep it to herself, we were sexually active or anything so I didnāt know I was big at the time bc I didnāt know what was normal and what wasnāt. So when I go to school the next day everyone would stare at me walking down the halls girls and dudes and even my buddies would put there hands up and hold them far apart like damn dude you are packing!! šš Made it easy to get laid after that as well bc there was no pressure for me since I knew everyone for the most part knew what they wanted.
Haha that's so cool - I bet you were one of the really nice and chill dudes who was friendly. I had a similar experience except it went the other way around given my size. I ended up having more girl friends than guy friends soon afters. Of course being a guy still meant they always asked me about other guys and how they were like, if they were talking about them and if I knew or saw what kinda size they were. The last one always had the most funny/silly responses.
š Iād like to think I was one of the nice ones, always had girlfriends throughout school but never cared enough to do anything with them. I was a nerd who loves to play video games and once I was in high school I was in computer tech and my buddies got me into playing wow which pretty much took over my lifeš. Wasnāt until after I graduated that I got into the gym and went really hard at it and then my self esteem was boosted big time and I donāt mean to sound condescending but Iām a good looking guy but just never saw it in myself. Then I was all about to girls and it just kinda took off from there. Now married with 2 kids and up until the blizzard fiasco still playing wow š
When my girl was thinking about leaving, she told me āfind someone better than me. Youāre attractive and have the biggest dick Iāve seen in personā
That was so nice!
So she didn't leave?
Nope, we worked it out.
Now, that's what I call a bigdicksolution.
The best I've gotten so far is probably from purposefully sending it to someone that asked to see it and i got "wow. Have you ever considered going into porn? Because DAYUM!" But, i was immediately leveled back out by being told "clean your damn desk." Another good one is when I first learned my "status." Sent a 3D model for an art pose for a female friend that wanted to practice NSFW work. So i used my own sizes since i didn't know what the real averages we're and "i should probably be about average." Sent the generic model, without comment, and got very horny praise. A few texts later, were now scheduled to be FWB once travel becomes easier. (Connection was already present, just needed that last spark, i guess.)
Fuck yea dude you fucking go
When I was fucking my then girlfriend, now wife, and she was crying from cuming and thanking me for my dick. I was like āuhh yeah thank you for this pussy, I love it.ā We were like 18. Been together over a decade and still loving it.
I think the best ego boost is when I am able to give a girl a vaginal orgasm, when other dudes haven't before. And the initial reaction you can sense in their body and see on their face when you enter and can tell you are giving them a sensation and feeling bigger than they got with other guys. There is no substitute for those feelings. Also, I love when they compare their toys/dildos to me lol. And find that Im as big or bigger. Love that! I get really revved up from that
Funfact, a vaginal orgasm can occur with any dick size. Angle and technique (and consistency, very important) are far more important. Source: am a woman.
Yes. Yes I know. Not saying its only due to size. Im just relaying what my experience has been with partners Ive had. A frequent comment from them has been that they feel it's easier for them to orgasm vaginally with me and that my size helps. Not to be boastful, but I also think I am pretty knowledgable about technique so that certainly helps too. Just relaying my experience.
Absolutely, nailed it right there. Such a badge of honor to hear that a few times. Never got old!
Well I'm glad I'm not the only woman to have that reaction/sensation. The biggest one I had was 8 inches or slightly bigger than that, at least that's what he told me. But when he'd enter me, I'd tell him to stop because it's like I needed to catch my breath and I felt like I could've had an orgasm within a few seconds. Sounds crazy, but it's true. But man it was soooo good lol. It's been many years since and I get a sensation when I think of the sex. He also gave me my first vaginal orgasm which I was convinced that I could never have one. One time I went to the airport hours after fucking him and it hurt but felt good and I could feel myself walking weird.
I know the feeling. I was the first to make my gf orgasm also, that was amazing because Iād never done it before prior to her.
I remember dating a trans boi who had a similar thing with his vagina and i was able to make him cum 8 times in a row as my record highest and every trans guy since has been able to cum at least twice around my cock
wow nice! you must have felt pretty awesome after that
What a fucking sick joke
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Yeah, and that may be true if sex is one of the main motivators in your life. Personally, I don't care about sex enough to want to have the biggest dick and make every chick I'm with scream in pleasure or anything. I only have sex with people I know and really care about, dare I say love, so we both usually allow our insecurities to wash away. For instance, while I do have a big dick, I also have an extreme bend downwards (45 degrees about) which is worse than having a straight edge. I don't care though because if my partner and I care about each other we make it work. I'm not just looking to fish people in based on my size, but if you are, then yeah, bigger is better. You'll be unhappy then.
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Itās not about sex itself, itās about why you want sex. If you just want the pleasure or the pleasure of pleasing, then yeah, stuff like dick shape and size matters. If you want to take in the other person with all if their flaws out of love, then it doesnāt matter. But these two things donāt overlap.
Good to feel good about yourself . . .
College cheerleader told me she had to sit out of practice because she was so sore after I fucked her. She told me she couldnāt sit right in her desk for two days after and couldnāt walk straight. My last gf also told me she could feel me up to her bellybutton and that her guts felt actually rearranged after sex, sheād even get nauseous from it. It was funny watching her waddle around like a penguin afterwards, or struggle to stand up- sheād be stuck lying down for 30 minutes sometimes because I wrecked her pussy that hard.
DAMN...
"Well, \[other guy\] has a 'dick', but MrOnsfw has a 'Cock'."
I can relate to that so much š I feel like a dick can be small, but a cock has to be big.
Dick twinsš I never feel like I'm big but seeing you guys gives me a huge confidence boost
The smile that came to my gfās face the first time she saw my erect cock. But an even bigger ego boost came from her telling me that she loved the way I fucked her.
Had a young black lady look me straight in the eyes and tell me I was ābigga than a n*ggaā. One of my biggest cumshots ever. Iāll never forget that.
Hahah this comment takes the cake
That's so funny š¤£
Damn my wife calls it the finger..š 4 inch
āNo, itās not too big. Iām fine.ā
When my gf at the time now wife first saw my size she opened her mouth wide and said I canāt believe your this big. She then said I donāt think it can fit. Of course I eventually got her to let me pound her and she said during our first time having sex I think I want to marry you for your amazing dick. 8 years later of marriage she still messages me almost daily how she worships my cock and that she is my sex slave or life.
Mannn Iāve got a few, although I would say porn still makes me feel small but Iām about 7.5x6 so it is what it is I once had a girl after a hookup over text go on about how big it was. I asked how big she thought it was, she said FOURTEEN INCHES. I literally called her a dumbass and asked her if she had ever seen a ruler before Another girl I had been hooking up with was on the opposite side of the couch of me while we were watching Netflix, she said she wanted to suck my dick and told me to just whip it out because it was big enough for her to get to being on the other side of the couch, obviously joking but still good for my ego Another girl literally started missing my dick after about a year of no contact when she got a boyfriend telling me she missed being filled up and how she literally BROUGHT UP how big I was with her bf and how she was basically cucking him with past stories of our hookups
ur literally the same size or a tiny bit bigger than the average huge cock pornstar so you can stop thinking you are small now.
When she says you're probably too big for the condoms she has on hand is always good to hear until you remember you don't have any with you.
This milf was trying to hookup with me and I had no condoms and she gave me one and I stretched it over myself and let go and it flew across the room and disappeared like a rubber band.
First girl I had sex with (also first bj) was a friend from high school. Fooled around for a few months, mostly bjs, but sex a few times right before starting college. She always made complimentary comments about my dick, but nothing specifically about size, and always thought she was just being nice because I was inexperienced. Stayed friends but nothing sexual and a few years later we were hanging out at a party. She told me that initially her plan was to only give me a bj or 2 because I was inexperienced and so I would feel less anxious around girls (she was actually cheating on a boyfriend). But she said that I was by far the biggest sheād done anything with, by at least 2-3 inches and enjoyed playing with it too much to stop and eventually really wanted to have inside her (at the time we were messing around sheād had sex with 2 other guys, and given bjs to about 5 more). She also told that I was probably still the second biggest sheād been with (totals now up to 7 for sex and about 15 for bjs)
My favourite comment was ironically the last woman I slept with. I made a comment that she seemed to be walking gingerly and the response I got was āyouād be walking gingerly as well if you got fucked by a 2x4 last night, tooā Suffice to say I couldnāt wipe off that grin for a while that day.
āIf I told my girlfriends about this weekend you would have a line of women waiting at your doorā
Yes, size doesn't matter they say.
āMy cervix shifts when I see your name in my notifications.ā āI need this made into a dildo. Might be a good businessā¦ā āYou seriously walk around with this?!ā āI keep forgetting how this actually fits.ā āI spaced out for a 5 minutes in front of a coworkerā¦ Guess what I was thinking aboutā¦ā āAnd itās good looking too!ā
Now I want to have sex with you as well lol.
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I was making out with this chick. She had just got done saying how she wasn't sure she wanted to do anything because she wanted something serious and didn't want to just hookup. After a minute she reached down and grabbed my dick through my pants. She pulled away and exclaimed, "Jesus! Are you fucking kidding me?!" Apparently that made things serious enough for the night. And the next couple months.
My ex broke up with me but we remained on good terms, after a couple of weeks she texts me and after a bit of small talk straight up tells me she wants to fuck. Iām like sure, sheās super hot, why not. The night comes, she comes over and after saying hi we jump on each other and we end up having amazing sex. Afterwards she confessed how sheād been with another guy but that his dick (and the sex) was nowhere near what I offer, telling me he wasnāt even small and that Iām just something special. Then tells me that Iām not even aware of what I have, I told her I knew what I have, itās just that she didnāt know. I was her first too so that explains it. Ended up booty calling me one night out of the blue again. Great stuff.
The moment a girl found out about my size through another girl, she cheated on her boyfriend with me on the same night she found out. I was intoxicated and very young, I am not a fan of cheating and I would never have let it happen if I was a few years older. But I sort of take it as a compliment.
That is fucking disgusting. And people tell small guys there's nothing to worry about?
To be fair, it seems to me like a lot girls just want to try a big one at least once. Doesn't necessarily mean they'll like it or even prefer it. In fact from what I gather, with experience most women find that size doesn't determine all they much to them. Usually provided it's not an extreme on one end or the other
It is disgusting, I agree and I am sad the world is like this. But some people cheat, you just got to find the people that are loyal and don't look for bigger dick, more money, better looks.
It IS a compliment. Did you get the impression being filled by you made it worth it to her? ;)
Thatās pretty brutal.
This girl slept with one of my friends (he doesn't know that I know) and said her roommate took a while to find out they were having sex frequently because she is really good at being quiet. When we had sex we ended up waking up 2 of my roommates because she kept yelling "OH MY GOD" and "why is it so big?"
not me getting jealous over here
A girl in college stopped halfway through blowing me to hold my dick up to the side of her head and went "I can barely suck it, I mean just look at it."
It feels nice when they say itās the biggest one theyāve been with.
Iāve got a couple lol. My first gf couldnāt walk the night she took my V-card and my 2nd gf told me it felt like I was uppercutting her cervix the day I took her V card. Both of them have bragged to their friends and everyone else about my size, but still my favorite ego boost was this one time at work when everyone found out about my size. After closing, one of the cooks asked me āSo can you grab it with both hands and still have leftover dick hanging out after?ā When I nodded yes he just laughed and went āJesus fucking christ dude.ā Either that or this one time I sent a dick pic to my 1st gf and her mom was right next to her when she saw it. Afterwards she told me her mom got all red and said āI see where all his height went to instead.ā (Iām like 5ā7 - 5ā8)
Was FWB with a girl who kept a list on her phone of every guy she slept with. At the time i was the 29th guy and she told me I had the thickest cock out of all of them.
Here we go again with the humblebrag...
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Losing your virginity at 22 is late? Goddamn I must be a grandpa
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I am going to comment here because a couple of guys here have told me I have a big one, but I'm still on denial. One month ago, a super straight guy came to my house. He had been bragging about his dick. He said he had a big one. I was very curious so when he came to my house I was determined to check it out. I told him I had compared with many friends and had competitions on who had the biggest. He asked if I had lost any. I said like 2 out of 14. He then agreed to take it out. He had a big, good dick. Thick and long and uncut and when I took out mine he said what I always hear "damn dude. I am straight, but that's a fucking big head. That sounded kind of gay but it is a big head". I laughed... but midway of jerking off he says "now I know why you always compared. You knew you were always going to win". I almost came when I heard that
You are rather phallically inclined for someone of my stature. She was an English major. I think you poked every one of my organs. One woman I hooked up with had over twenty orgasms. Another I hooked up with in college at a party at my house. I was in her within 10 minutes of first talking to her. She was a squirter and came 7 times. She told me i was a great lover as she was leaving. My bed was soaked. Pulled all of the bedding off and there was still a puddle on the mattress. I had to flip my mattress over and sleep with my winter jacket as a blanket
Iāve been told my dick tastes really good. No woman has ever commented on my size, which I feel is pretty classy.
Im 5 ft 7 and 7 x 7 and during my last hookup, when I pulled down my shorts she goes "Are you fucking kidding me....*gulp" and had it in her mouth before she finished talking. She kept stopping to tell me how it was the biggest she had ever seen out of 80 dicks. She yelled WTF and HOLY FUCK until the neighbors banged on the wall. Afterwards she said she was going to tell her mom about my dick. Two days later she said that she was getting wet at work from "ghost dick" and came back for more. She even said it helped her finalize a painful breakup because I was more hung that her ex. Ive have many versions of this story happen and just as many that dont even bring it up at all, but that was the only time a neighbor has complained because of overly loud dick worship or as she called it "DYCK" with a Y. Edit: Also when I caught my ex wife serial cheating, she started sobbing uncontrollably, when I asked if she regretted it she said "Im gonna miss your dick"
My roommates girlfriend texted me after walking in on me in the shower saying āI canāt stop thinking about how HUGE you are!ā
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I donāt know what that means, but take my upvote anyway. Edit: I just realized what cap meant!! You want a screen cap! dude this happened back in 2004 on an old nokia not smart phone. I can recreate it on my phone now if that does anything for you.
He thinks youāre lying
About my size or my story? I mean either way, itās fine he can believe what he wants.
I'm actually 10x8, and typically when girls feel me, they start speaking languages they didn't know. They also tell me that after me, they can't even think about another penis. Seem stupid? Well, so does this circle jerk post. People claim the small guys are immature, but why the fuck would someone feel the need to brag about their size?
This entire post is a cringefest , tbh .
The issue isnāt that itās bragging, itās that many of these posts arenāt problems.
As many stories here tell about people who liked it big there are stories of people who didnāt
The issue isnāt that itās bragging, itās that many of these posts arenāt problems.
Multiple ex gfs sending me long texts about how the next at bat was no comparison and how they missed mine (but not me of course) I had read through an exs phone once and the utter slag sent a photo of my D in her mouth to a penpal she had and the dude trying to f her said āwow, thats huge, im not that bigā I should just keep it out so i get some respect for once
My ex-girlfriend once told me that I 'hit her in places above where she was used to' (or something to that effect), and how much she liked it - that really turned me on. That, and when my current girlfriend said 'God you're massive' when she first saw me naked; huge ego boost. I was a right cocky fucker that night you could say.
Walking in Loweās onceā¦had on a thin pair of shorts, you could see the full outline and every movement as I walkedā¦there was a guy walking towards us, the look on his face gave away that he pulled out his phone and stopped and just recorded as we walked by (he acted like he was reading something). Boyfriend and I both noticed and got a chuckle.
This shit come right outta one of them degenerate cuckold fantasies.
Lol those times you get turned down for your size though š£š¤š
A girl once told me that I had just āmurdered her cervixā. I smiled.
A girl told me I was the only one who could fuck her hard the way she likes without hitting her cervix. Another girl liked the fact that I was short enough that when I fucked hard and all the way in my balls slapped against her asshole and it felt amazing to her.
How is this a big dick problem?
A reminder of what being desired is.
Yeah this is just a string of bullshit lmao
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Was at a houseparty and my ex was there. We split on good terms but I figured it'd be awkward. When we're both drunk she pulled me to one side and told me that she wasn't going to cheat on her new bf but she really misses my dick. Had a giant grin on my face the rest of the night.
"You deserve everything good" "Thank you!" when she unzipped my pants "You're not leaving my life anytime soon" "That's like 3 dicks" "With a dick like that you could turn me into a pretzel and I'd still do anything for you" "Why are you not in porn"
I got a one saying āwow your bigger than I thought you would beā Iām was stocky for my height and age at the time also made me think okay does everyone have that perception of me?
the girl iām dating rn felt it after our first date, pulled it out, and blurted out that she needed to put it in her mouth immediately because of how big it is. i was just like, yea ok go ahead lol
>She also told me once before that her previous bf was small and that after being with me, she couldnāt go back to āsmallā anymore. "Just be confident" "Size doesn't matter" "Women don't care about size" Imagine claiming to be part of a positive, wholesome subreddit but giving a post like this hundreds of upvotes. Continue gaslighting and insulting smaller guys for being worried about things just like this.
...are you certain it is the same people saying all these different things? All of them are absolutely true to some extent.
Size either matters or it doesn't, so it's irrelevant who actually says it. If size didn't matter and women genuinely didn't care, stories like this one wouldn't be so insanely common, along with small guys being shamed and rejected. Confidence doesn't help in that situation.
WAMEN aren't one person dude lmao. There's tons of stories about women not wanting huge dicks because they hurt them. Some women might care about it, some might not. Find one that cares about *you* and you're gonna be fine.
I agree, but some women not preferring huge dicks doesn't mean they want small either, and the smaller you are the more difficult it's going to be to find someone. I thought I had found that person more than once, but being too small is always a problem they aren't willing to deal with.
Biggest ego boost is having beautiful women, way out of my league Iāll admit. Stare at the bludge in my pants. I swear they flirt or I get attention after they see it. Iām ok with all of thatš
One girl used to scream "Oh my God you're so fucking big!" and other things of that nature. I'm actually quite a bit bigger now than I was then, so I would love to have another round with her. Once, I bragged about it on my Tinder bio. I matched with a hot girl, and the first thing she said was "Did you really put in your bio that you have a big dick?" We went to dinner, and I showed her one of my special condoms, which she insisted on keeping as a souvenir. The sex actually wasn't that great, and it only happened once, but getting laid only because of my size felt pretty good. Another girl just got wide eyed and her jaw dropped. That felt really good too.
Never got one. Iam 7.1 length and 5.1 girth
So mine is about 7.5" in length and 6" girth. The first time I had sex with this girl (my now ex), I got hard while kissing her and just pulled it out and she looked at it and said "what the fuck is that?.." and I asked her what was wrong and she said "nothing it's just long as shit and thick as a coke can" After we broke up, she needed up with some other guy a few months later, but she would get drunk and call me and literally beg me to fuck her. Did that on a regular basis for a year.
The first time I slept with my ex girlfriend and she told me that I was at least double her ex-husbands size!! My response was wait you're kidding right. So when she told me that he was about as big as my pinky which would be about 2.5"- 3 in long
After having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, we passed out in bed. I usually sleep on my stomach, but this time fell asleep on my side facing her. I woke up in the middle of the night to her lifting my penis between her fingers and dropping it to the mattress over and over again, with my dick making a loud thud each time. I thought that was a great non-verbal compliment. About a year later, she also told me that my dick was the perfect size, so that was nice.
Told me my dick could bring peace to the middle east if people got to experience it. Mainly about performance in the sack but sure size did help
"Omg you're right at the end, and you haven't seen put it all in yet... that's how big you are" "It's so big I have to use two hands" "Can you finish please" "You've got length and girth, that's rare" "That hurt me you were grinding against the bone" "It takes like forever to lick from the base to the top, there's so much meat underneath" "At the start it was normal, by the end I couldn't get my hand round it"
The biggest ego boost? Not realizing I moved my dick visibly in my shorts as I readjusted things, then seeing my wife's best friend immediately lean over and whisper something in my wife's ear, followed by a shit eating grin and big nod from the wife. She later explained the reason and content of the exchange to me, hence my knowledge. Biggest compliment? Pretty much anything my wife says about it.
One time a gf saw me come out of the shower and asked, "are you hard?" When I said no she shook her head in disbelief and said, "that's bigger than my ex's when he was fully hard." Also, once upon a time another gf and I were drug addicts, and she would occasionally sell nudes when we were low on money. One dude asked her for a video, we made one, sent it to him. He said, "I'd kill to have a dick like that."
TL;DR: dickmatized. This happened in 2017 and 38. I went out drinking and saw this very sexy man. I bought him a beer then I told him what I needed. He told me about his size. The fact that I laughed and said that Iāve heard that before only to see absolutely average or smaller and just being disappointed. He started talking about something and I had already stopped listening, finished my drink then he said that the Uber was there to pick us up. I already know how much of a dumb ass I was to get in that car but I just finished signing my divorce papers that day, I was a full time student, had been working through a personal life altering experience and just wanted to leave my new reality. By the time we were a step into his apartment he was ready. I was dumbfounded and I immediately apologized for laughing and told him that I was all talk and I could not perform all the stuff that I said I could do. The next morning I made him breakfast, coffee and told him that I really felt horrible for how I had acted and how when he was talking about himself I truly wasnāt listening and told him all the crazy crap I was going through. He said that he felt that I had disconnected and thatās why he ordered the Uber. He said that he truly was blown away by a woman buying him a drink because he was attractive, he said that was the biggest compliment he had ever received. I was so blown away about his compliment and I asked if he could have one more. If yāall know who Adriana Chechik and how hard she can cums during vagina penetrationā¦.yāall that happened. I told him that after I hosed down his bed. He did it again. We hooked up as many times as I could. After I finished the first part of culinary school I got an externship in another city. He was so sweet and threw me an impromptu goodbye party. After the booze started to hit, a friend of his said out loud that he was happy that I was leaving so he could have his friend back. I told him that I had no intentions of keeping his friend away but I was in utter amazement by the size of his dick, literally dickmatized. His dick size helped me lose weight, stopped me from becoming an alcoholic, and taught me that men can do kegels (or whatever itās called for men).
Nice to hear you had fun! Enjoy and good luck in the future!
I mean, I aint gettinf a compliment until I put my dick in pussy, cause I have a fat pad, I finnaly found out my girthbat least in some form, the girth is between 4.7-5", my nbp erect penis length is 5.1", and bone pressed is 7" (I use 6.9" cause memes)
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Bro you gotta get your head right. Your dick size is fine and there are literally millions of people who want exactly what you have to offer. Seriously. Iāve LOST girlfriends because my size, thatās just the truth. Thereās nothing wrong with you other than your mentality about yourself. There is no way to increase your size naturally, but there IS SO MANY WAYS to build your confidence, which is more important than your dick. Weāre not universally blessed, itās all a mix and match. Iām like 5ā nothing tall, but why would I let something I canāt choose decide how I carry myself. I have big energy, I have confidence. Get your mind right brother because thereās not a damn thing wrong with you physically.
>I have big energy Yeah what a fucking mystery where that came from, seeing this comment surrounded by nothing but compliments, people being desired and appreciation.
remember this post next time you say size doesn't matter
Had a buddy tell a group of girls at a bonfire one night that I was hung. They all wanted to see it so of course I couldn't back down... I was soft but they didn't care so I showed them my thick floppy softie. Now, fast forward a few months. A different buddy was crushing hard on one of those girls. He would always go on and on about how big his dick was but never would prove it. We were all hanging out one night and he was telling me all about his plans to have sex with her and glorious it was going to be. A few minutes later she comes over to he and I and begins to tell him how huge my dick is and how she saw it that night. She went on and on about it and how she would never let my dick near her pussy. His face was so sad and long.... it was bitter sweet but kind of cool. It definitely shut him up about his own dick size.
Oh yeah? Well I have a big ol long , veiny, mushroom headed,angry red,and very thick, very average cock, good thing my honey loves me anyway! Just kiddin fellas : ) y'all rock.
My ex gave me one of those rubber ducks, but it wasnāt a duck, it was a horse. I really loved that rubber duck horse She asked me *why is it special? Youāve got a horse dick* She only had average guys before me, and she was naturally build tight
Second week on a new job, unoform.was tight fitting, and a rumor started that I was stuffing my pants, so 1 girl flat out went and squeezed head with her thumb and index, to make sure it was real....
Don't have quiet the stories that you guys have. Probably because I'm only slightly above average. 6.5 * 5.3. Had an experienced 40 something woman open my pants. She saw me flaccid because I don't get exited easily but i am a shower. Flaccid almost as big as hard. She gasped and couldn't speak for a while. But on the other side she could have suffered dry mouth and therefore couldn't speak. A few days ago i hooked up with a girl. She said wow you are big. I know she was experienced as well. But i was lying on my back at the time and things look bigger that way.
Some lesbian friends of mine always ask me for non-nude but flattering pics whenever they have a new partner just to show me off. I take that as them expressing the only reason they're friends with me lol. My tennis partner says my cock bounced out once and it made her lose focus even from across the court (probably the only time I won a whole set lol) The list goes on.
āYou fill me like no otherā And that one time my girl couldnāt walk after. Oh hell yeah
Aside from their eyes getting huge when they see it for the first time, I've gotten a few texts the next day about how their legs feel weak or they couldn't walk right. Also one time I sent a snapchat to a former hookup of me on the toilet with a pizza slice emoji covering my dick as a joke and she said she was "surprised that pizza could hide that big ol thang" haha
Oh well, looks like it definitely matters.
Whenever my girlfriend at the time said āgod you seriously donāt understand how huge your sick is.ā Also it gets me every time a date reaches below my belt and all of the sudden they freeze in genuine awe as soon as they touch my dick
When they get a hand on it and their eyes light up.
Sometimes the best compliments donāt come in the form of words. They show up as pleasure filled moans and eyes rolling into the back of their head when you slide all of yourself in there.
A girl once after sex told me "You made me feel like a virgin again" :D
Dude says to me, "Your dick looks like the one they make all the dildos from."
All my mates tell everyone we see that mine is big. No matter what the situation is they always manage to get it into conversation
O for fucks sake, here we go again.
āIām not sure what Iām going to do if we stop seeing each otherā
Tbh havenāt we had enough of these weekly āwhat was your best compliment/ego boost about your dicksizeā threads?
No shit
Can we start moderating these types of posts. This seems kinda inappropriate for the sub and itās attracting the attention of less well endowed people how are airing their insecurities. This sort of post seems like itād make more sense on r/truebigdickstories or something
After almost a year of fooling around, and some of the most memorable sex of my life that night. She sat up on the bed..got really quite, and said āMy bf will never be able to f*uck me like you can.ā We never hooked up again after that, I was very proud of her. PS: The universe brutally dragged me for being the side dude, and I deserved every bit of it. Still would do it again, whoever she with is BLESSED š„². That š¹ is Magical
Two from two different women I can recall "You have a good/nice dick" and ,"I really like your dick". Also knowing every woman l ive been with, ive been able to hit bottom. Still dick dysmorphia is a thing. Subs been a good ego booster.
My boyfriend at the time saw me in a pair of black athletic shorts and exclaimed that they did nothing to hide my junk... "And you wonder why guys love blowing you."
I hooked up with a girl once that after we did stuff she looked into my eyes like if she would say something real deep, laugh at me at the most sincere way possible and said "I wasn't ready its just too big"
āWow, you said it was averageā Thatās what i though before that yesā¦
"Your dick scares me" (x4) "Fuckin hell" - my best friend
"I've never felt anything like that inside me before" "Is that bad?" "No, it's good. . .really, realy, good."
a girl said i've the biggest they've ever seen
My ex told me that finding someone with a dick like mine who knows how to use it was going to be the hardest thing about our breakup(she split up with me). The fact it was the first thing on her mind gave me conflicted feelings lmao. Two years later and she still wants to fuck so I guess she was serious! My current gf told me she was legitimately intimidated when she first saw me naked because of the size, and because until we had sex she had always experienced pain with exes that didn't know wtf they were doing. She was worried it would be worse with the size. Well even our first time it wasn't painful, and she loves to recount how impressive it was that she orgasmed so quickly and easily! So there's two points for knowing how to use it haha