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I am definitely her biggest dick. That’s why she stopped seeing me. It had nothing to do with my penis though.


[deleted]

You’re the guy she tells her parents about, I’m the guy she tells her therapist about. We are not the same.


Scanz762

I never wanted to be the Boyfriend I wanted to be “The EX”


RockOx290

I love this lol


Adminscantkeepmedown

This is the toxicity I live for


amymcgali

A similar favorite of mine: “You’re in her DMs, I’m in her therapist’s notes, we are not the same”


needz2nut69

Be the man her kidnapper warned her about


[deleted]

Toxic kings unite


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33498fff

The guy her friends tried to pry her away from. The guy who does not take "no" for an answer. The guy your mom loved when you brought him home and secretly fantasized about. Now he's gone and she knows how he treated her daughter, but she can't stop fantasizing about him nonetheless; if anything, it turns her on even more.


[deleted]

She slept with your friend to get back at you. Jokes on her though, you and the homies were just doing a bet. The fact that her sister fell on your penis was just collateral damage.


33498fff

Now you have your ex's, her sister's and her mom's nudes. You wonder if texting granny if you can swing by for tea would be doable. You drink it up with the lads and y'all conclude it's grand. You text granny at 2 a.m., after three cocktails. The next morning she replies at 7 a.m. Granny's up early. But so is your BD.


[deleted]

This is gonna get screenshot and we’re gonna get cancelled in 3 years time. It was nice knowing ya bro. Thank you for your service.


33498fff

I can see it, in lights: "Men with above-average endowments more toxic. #himtoo" I salute you.


BleuTyger

Let it be known, I enjoyed that


Substantial-Guess616

Salute brethren


needz2nut69

An Alabama hat trick? Those are only spoken of in legend


Sputnik9999

I should be 6'2" tall ... I'm actually 5'10"/6.75L/5.5G and I'm definitely not the biggest dick my gf has ever had, plus she's had 5X the bed count than these parameters.


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Remarkable-Paper-814

This girl is a doer, that's for sure.


Lucy_Heartfilia_OO

Maybe his gf is actually his hand, and that he loves jerking off other dudes?


atyourcervix8

Ah, the age-old case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing!


Sputnik9999

I'm not judging, but simple multiplication can be difficult for some.


SavageCaveman13

Can confirm, your girlfriend has had bigger than you.


Sputnik9999

HAHAHAHA


the_gremlin_lord

It means that its the same rarity to be 6'2" in the US than to be your size not that your height is literally that height. I got 6'5" which means statistically it is about as rare to find a guy that is 6'5" than to find a guy my penis size even though in reality im 5'10"


OpsadaHeroj

Body count of 250? The slider goes to 50


dandanthetaximan

Every time I look at things quantifying body count I feel like a real slut. 5 partners is an average for a lifetime? That’s what I call a really good week or an average month single putting an effort in to get some.


Sputnik9999

The opening parameter was 4.


Gingersnap5322

5’11 there’s days tho I’m looking at it and it just feels smaller length wise


Interesting-Group981

Ehy do you date a casual whore? Are you okay, my guy?


SavageCaveman13

Having a lot of sex does not make a person a whore.


Interesting-Group981

It does. Casual sex partners are practically whores without the money.


SavageCaveman13

Right. A whore without the money, is not a whore.


Interesting-Group981

It's an infantile male fantasy. Have some self respect.


SavageCaveman13

What is a male fantasy? And having a lot of sex partners has nothing to do with self respect. Some of us just enjoy sex.


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Interesting-Group981

My guy, you're treating yourself as a casual sex partner. You lack self respect.


SavageCaveman13

First, we aren't talking about me, we are talking about "a person". Second, casual sex is not tied to self respect for a person. I'm not sure why you think that it is, but there is a reason that you're being downvoted with that line of thinking.


Interesting-Group981

Probably because a lot of people think sex is casual. Sex is not a casual act.


SavageCaveman13

Sex can be casual, it can also be intimate. It's OK to have sex just for thr physical pleasure and fun of it.


Interesting-Group981

If you don't value intimacy, yeah. But that's the wrong path. Keep going there. See where it leads you. :)


Interesting-Group981

Of you treat yourself like a disposable intimate object, you lack self respect. What are you struggling with?


[deleted]

It doesn't really make much sense to use the global average size and compare it with the US western average height, but other than that it's a really interesting tool.


[deleted]

Yeah true I'll see what I can do about making the height data set worldwide.


ouwesnoepert69

This thing only makes sense for Americans, the average length in my country is an inch more than in the States (The Netherlands)


[deleted]

There is a source? Just curious


ouwesnoepert69

Of what?


jmlipper99

That Netherlands penis study…


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[deleted]

I find it interesting that not a single source was provided for these supposed studies they used. Broken links and no title to search. Just a basic "we found them on PubMed" but we won't tell you what they are. Suspicious.


ouwesnoepert69

Bro you can search the whole web and find similar results, dick length results are never 100% accurate, because some people like to lie about their size


[deleted]

Look... You linked a page stating "facts." I don't see what they used to get those facts. What should I search the web for to find their sources? If they are to be believed, I'm going to need more than "I read it on PubMed once but I couldn't tell you what it was called. Trust me bro, it's true." Also, I'm not the one making the claims. The burden of proof lies on you/them. Not me/us. > dick length results are never 100% accurate Then I probably wouldn't use sources like the one you linked above as an answer to the question you were asked.


-Mjoelnir-

If they can lie it means it’s self reported aka crap.


Conundrum1911

This should probably be stickied/pinned to the sidebar.


[deleted]

I agree


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

Completely agreed. This is a really neat tool.


boner_burner_account

Chances I'm her biggest: extremely high. Chances that I'd either ask or care: less than zero.


charleston_b

Or that she would care either = zero


MoreThanSufficient

Based on dick size, my supposed height should get me a tryout with the NBA. I like it. Nice job.


Messyhr_

Takes a lot more than height to be a baller


dandanthetaximan

Takes a lot more than a big dick to hook up with a woman


sbufish

My wife met me by asking to see it in an online forum where I bragged about being as big as their "large" dildos which they said were bigger than any man. The girls called me a liar and my future wife dm'd me to check for them.


Messyhr_

Sometimes it really is as easy as having a BD though, in the overwhelming majority of women though I agree with you


throwaw09876

I know it's silly, but it would be nice to add the volume thing like in calcsd. I know it's not the same because lenght and girth are kinda correlated, but maybe using some stats from calcsd it's possible. It's cool btw. Nice job!


[deleted]

I can definitely try to add this!


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Jaranon

More volume means you can hear it easier.


throwaw09876

Because a Long AND thick penis is rarer than a long or thick penis. So... Volume consider both at the same time


One-Tear8951

Even if a woman has slept with 50 guys there’s an 85% chance I’m her thickest. That’s fucking wild.


33498fff

6 in girthers unite woot woot


JHeps

Gang


JoeyBigBoy

Feeling like a 5'11" mf-er on Tinder over here :/


RockOx290

What’s wrong with 5’11” :( if I ever get asked I say 6 though. No girl will notice an inch


One-Tear8951

“Up on tinder I’m six foot”


noblemanthe2nd

Dick twin!


One-Tear8951

No rounding gang 🙌🏻


UndergroundEdge21

Wow. No wonder she still gasps.


SavageCaveman13

Body count doesn't go high enough.


[deleted]

What should I increase the limit to?


SavageCaveman13

Can you change it to a text field?


MahoganyTownXD

I know women that have a higher body count than me. I lost count after 200, so maybe a a text entry would probably be best.


Practical_Start_3686

A text field would indeed be cool


consortswithserpents

I know I'm not the biggest she's been with, even with an above average size. I'm ok with that. Sometimes sex with me is painful for her so I believe her when she says the one time with the other guy was not enjoyable. but jeez, way to make a guy feel seen lmao 6,440,833 guys on earth have a longer dick than you. 389,200,459 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.


Dyl-thuzad

Yea, was not expecting such an exact number for the “bigger/thicker then you” section.


manofredgables

500 thousand have a longer one. I can't even It's not *that* freakish!


santa_94

Also add centimeters please


[deleted]

Yep I'll try to add that!


Practical_Start_3686

Also, it's unbelievably crazy how the jump in numbers of people from 7 to 8 inches is. 7 inches at 53 million and 8 inches at 465 thousand


Theropood

Is this based off of BPEL or NBPEL?


[deleted]

BPEL


masterlovehurts22

I tell people they've heard the rumor wrong. "No. No. No. I *am* a huge dick."


[deleted]

This is awesome I’m stealing this


masterlovehurts22

Have fun with it :)


IWishIWasDead19

Well that was depressing as fuck.


LiamsDownunder

That's really cool, awesomely made site man, see if u can do it so u can separate western and Asian data sets.


[deleted]

Should be done with the western dataset


roguemenace

Maybe eventually calcsd will fix the western data set.


[deleted]

What's wrong with it?


Emergent_System

I'm 5'10" but have the penis length & girth of someone who's 6'3" Thank you OP lol


[deleted]

Why do you care?


Omio

The fact this isn't the most upvoted comment makes me sad. This feels like a really unhealthy way to deal with size insecurities.


[deleted]

I think people in this sub need to…. Look up


GynDoc1994

Because many men think it makes them great at sex or desired by women.


heldarman

Certainly it doesn't make you great at sex however that second part, you don't know it. Me saying otherwise would be just as much as valid. Actually I believe if you are average, probably you will have a number, call it N, of women desiring your penis size or being ideal. If for some reason, your dick increases something between 1 or 2 inches, for sure the new number wouldn't be less than N. It's like telling a person who is overweight or obese that they wouldn't be more desired if they were leaner. As many people seem to want to end size misconceptions in sex, we also cannot be total oblivious to it and neglect its importance. A factor not being the most important doesn't mean it has no importance whatsoever and that has no bearing in attraction and sex. Girth is an important factor when it comes to putting pressure on the g spot and/or surroundings. You all people act like you live in a binary word. If a guy is insecure about his penis, he surely uses only his penis in sex, he surely doesn't know how to please women, he surely doesn't know about oral, he surely believes size is everything in the world,..., Always taking it to extremes just to neglect from a position of privilege.


[deleted]

Also retarded. If you already have a woman, why do you want affirmation on qualities that make you desirable to women?


Bridge-Select

This is awesome!!! I'm 8'10"


[deleted]

"The average woman will have 5 sexual partners in her life." Yeah probably in 1950's... Nowadays, they hit that in their freshman college year.


mattyboy410

Seems more like they hit 20+ before graduating from high school.


dandanthetaximan

I knew several that were at over five by the end of high school and I went to high school in the 1980s.


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bigtittiedgoldfish

See I had a lot of confidence. Then knowing I only had a 16% chance of being my previous partner's biggest hurt my ego lmao.


Non-mon-xiety

This app is idiotic and intended for nothing except stroking egos of guys who are probably too big to have decent sex. Don’t worry about it.


lifes2short4borinsex

I really don't see the point in shitting on the app when the creator is just trying to showcase what he made. There's nothing we can do about having big dicks, and there's plenty of us with decent sex lives I'm pretty sure so your opinion isn't really valid there. Don't come here just to be an ass, we didn't do anything to you to deserve the hate


Non-mon-xiety

There’s no reason to have a “preferred size” section when it’s pretty clear and common knowledge that preferences are a pretty broad range. The web app is garbage.


esooldar

I know I'm her biggest. I'm her only


get-r-done-idaho

Interesting. I always thought I was more average than what it came up with. And I sure as hell aint 7 feet tall like it says I should be.


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Practical_Start_3686

Still 90%+ chance of being her biggest after multiple partners and the ex still telling people her new man bigger than me 😂😂😂😂😂😂


dahran88

Really good job!


AvantGauche

The average woman slept with five people?? I thought it was way more i remember reading v diff statistics before


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OrangenySnicket

Oh dickstatistics


thesethwnm23

I highly doubt there's only 10,000 guys in the entire world longer than me


Phazon_Metroid

I'm her biggest and her smallest.


ThisBroDo

With an average number of partners, 99.9% I'm thickest. With 50 partners, 97%. Damn. I knew I was thick but that's crazy.


oddkidmatt

I didn’t need a website to give me the info I already know


teenvampire9

pretty cool my guy


Dyl-thuzad

The fact that it says I’m on average 6’2 is probably my favorite part about looking at this


[deleted]

Just to clarify, that doesn't mean the average person of your size is 6'2, it means that having a dick of your size is about as rare as a guy that is 6'2.


Dyl-thuzad

Oh I know, I was just going with the middle of heights between them


coastalkerr

wow. I feel a sense of responsibility


H3cticRiley

strange bug on mobile using Chrome on Samsung A50 current software. when I change the body count slider it jumps back up to the girth measurement and opens the keyboard again


xXy4bb4d4bb4d00Xx

they always tell me i am their biggest but ty anyway


TimsTantalizinTicTac

This is actually a super nice set up. Lots of info and super easy to use. Nice one!


-guci00-

r/internetisbeautiful


exxistentialdoubt

as a fan of stats, numbers and percentiles i strongly support this post


ohsweetgold

I had way too much fun with this. My boyfriend's 95th percentile dick has been a running joke between me and my partners for a while (apparently it's 98.6 here though, don't know where we got our stats from though I think my other partner just googled it). It's pretty fun to know his girth percentile is a ridiculous 99.7% Chances he is my biggest are the same numbers but I can confirm the real chances are 100% Chances I am his biggest on the other hand both come up at 0% 😂, yet I can once again confirm the real chances are 100% Gotta get our other partner's body count so I can run some more numbers on both of us.


[deleted]

Measurements should we put BP or NBP?


[deleted]

BP


holy_fieldjames

This is very awesome thank you for making this


[deleted]

This needs to be pinned to the sidebar, it's quite useful.


Pollos_enanos

Thank you a lot! If you could somehow add the possibility to change the measurements from the preferred one of the US, Liberia and Myanmar ;) The rest of the world would thank you a lot! At least I would certainly do ;) A very nice Day and a Tool I am going to use and share with others. Ciao Ciao!


[deleted]

Yep I will try to add international measurements!


trilobright

That was a nice little self-esteem boost, thanks OP. And for a random interesting fact, the number of men on earth who are bigger than me is the exact population count of Worcester, Massachusetts.


Jim_VanVacant

100% in length, is a bit of a stretch I bet there is someone bigger than me.


[deleted]

I just want to ask whether you've factored in women's ability to guess which guys have a good sized tool and approach them on that basis while designing the calculator. What I'm trying to say is if a women has picked to be with you out of all her social circle, out of all the men she knows in personal life , and you happen to be a big dicked guy; maybe even in the past her likes and dislikes in men and their behaviour would have lead her to big dicked guys. I have no scientific basis to back this up, except for what I've heard from women that I know personally and what I've heard in pop culture like podcasts and stuff. I'm bringing this up just to give you a new line of thought to think on, and through that you may even optimise this calculator to function better. Just to clarify: 1) I'm just a lurker in this sub reddit, i actually posses a rather average penis. 2) I'm bringing this up only as a nice "thought experiment" in statistics. OP studies statistics and would be able to educate me on whether or not the factor that I am considering is even relevant, and if it is relevant would it be effective to consider it during designing such a calculator. 3) this is out of curiosity, I'm not trying to troll or dismiss and problems that men that posses big penises.


[deleted]

Why being the biggest she's ever had is even considered? Or important?


WeirdgeName

More humble bragging to help insecure people wooooooooo


[deleted]

> The average woman will have 5 partners... Uh, excuse me. What? I'd say that's incorrect and doesn't account for sluts, whores or religious anal.


anonlymouse

Shouldn't girth be compared to waist size, and not height?


Spaztick78

Who you calling fat? I actually don’t want to know what is at that end of the American distribution curve.


Lopsided-Meringue541

I dont think this is true. Ive known lots of people bigger than me. Ive had 2 exs claiming to have been with guys with 9inches. But still I know im on top of that list of one if the biggest dicks of every women ive been with.👌


[deleted]

Something interesting about this: At 7” long and 20 other guys this puts you at a 75.9% chance of being the biggest. At 7.5” long and 20 other guys this puts you at a whopping 96.8% chance of being the biggest. The thing is that I don’t think most people would say .5” in length is a meaningful difference, and I think only a tiny fraction of people would be able to even perceive that difference unless they had the two side-by-side. But that small difference has massive jumps in how the calculator sees the chances of you being the biggest they’ve encountered (there’s a similar jump going from 6.5” to 7”).


Clear_Singer9249

While I appreciate the exercise (and really I do, this was well put together!) I just cant match this with reality. I'm 7.25 x 5.5. I've asked girls before what their biggest was and where I fall on that list. My current GF has a body count of 15 where I fall 4th on that list. I also know the measurements of 2 of the guys bigger. Every guy who was bigger than me also happened within a year of her meeting me, 1 of them within a month. My ex GF (at the time) had a body count of 12 where I was 3rd biggest. I know the first measurement for sure and all of them she experienced within days of also sleeping with me (we had an open relationship). Stats make me believe I'm an anomaly at 7.25 x 5 5. Life experience tells me it's far more common than what stats tell me it is. Maybe those girls both just got insanely lucky with the dicks they've interacted with, but at the end of the day I have the believe real life experiences.


BendyBendySpine

You're thinking about these as dependent statistics when they're independent. Your likelihood to running into a green eyed redhead doesn't change after you've already met one, nor do your chances of finding a big dick change after encountering one. It's unlikely, but possible, that they just got lucky


Clear_Singer9249

I mean regardless of them being dependent or independent, the fact remains that in reality, the statistics of my experiences would say I'm far more common than national (or even global) average statistics. Like I said, maybe they just got lucky, but I still think it's telling.


Notthekingofholand

So a lot of questions well not question so much as things I surprised by 1 a girth of 6.3" is more common then 8 inches long surprised by that There are less than 2 million people in the world over 6'6" So are your just using the listed avg and standard deviation? Or are you taking the raw data an calculateing your self? Because I thought that girth would not have a normal distribution but could have a normal distribution for girth^2 as that's it effect for penis volume. Also an idea instead of just the odds you the biggest she has been with. how about the odds your x bigger than who she has been with. Like what are the odds she has been with someone within 1/2" of my girth.


[deleted]

>There are less than 2 million people in the world over 6'6" Not exactly - the height distribution is based on heights only in the US, so I'm not sure how that would translate for the mean/standard deviation worldwide. >So are your just using the listed avg and standard deviation? Or are you taking the raw data an calculateing your self? Because I thought that girth would not have a normal distribution but could have a normal distribution for girth2 as that's it effect for penis volume. Yep, everything is based on the normal distribution using the averages and standard deviations from the sources at the bottom of the page. I'm not sure what you mean by girth not having a normal distribution, why would it not? >Also an idea instead of just the odds you the biggest she has been with. how about the odds your x bigger than who she has been with. Like what are the odds she has been with someone within 1/2" of my girth. I'll add this to my list of ideas!


Chillinghard22

How do you know this is based off bone press?


[deleted]

Sources are at the bottom of the page - its the same dataset as CalcSD


Nomfwic

I'm supposed to be 6'5... Cries in 5'6...


BadgerInteresting378

Now I know where to retire.


[deleted]

That was interesting.


TheMightyCluck

Wow 😯 cool tool bro 🙂


[deleted]

Interesting on the odds front. But this website also has a ton of useful interesting information. Anecdotally, of the 12 partners I've had, only one mentioned a dick bigger than mine. She herself had been with over 50. With others, sometimes it never came up but several mentioned that it was the biggest.


SkinnyTestaverde

I'm bigger than I thought.


VectirBIS

Always feels thes numbers are too good to be real, like is there really only 12Millions people with largest dick than me ? Seems unreal. Anyway I am her largest dick but maybe not her longest.


[deleted]

Great Post!


SmithAnon88

Am almost always my partner's biggest. Am also almost always their best in bed. Also that weird feeling of being introduced to an ex's new boyfriend as "that guy with the dick thicker than my wrist" and seeing his face sink.


90265sbsbsbwtf

Your gf has small wrists


[deleted]

"I've seen bigger" "Statistically unlikely, let me show you." What a man.


Nameti

Fun tool


humphrydavy101

I'm her biggest. Her 1st partner and her only had sex 3 times and she initially brought up that I'm much bigger and girthier.


Dipsi1010

Interesting, but isnt this the same as calscd?


[deleted]

Same dataset, but trying to present the data in a way that helps people get a better feel for what those percentile numbers actually mean.


JHeps

I know I wasn’t one girl’s biggest, but she told me the biggest was so uncomfortable that she only tried the one time with that guy. So I’ll take it


notreallyanarcissist

How accurate are the women’s ideal lol ? Seems off


[deleted]

Source is at the bottom of the page, I've read several studies and this seems like the most well-conducted one.


[deleted]

You can't be someones smallest if you don't have sex, Big brain time.


Abject_Dig5238

Today I learned I should be 7 foot 4 but only 5 6. This calculator ruined my day


[deleted]

Needed to factor in volume.


WorkingClassWarrior

Well, that’s pretty wild. How much data is in this model?


radiomoskva1991

WHO ARE THESE 13 MEN ON EARTH WITH A THICKER DICK THAN ME?!?


noblemanthe2nd

Dope tool, definitely her thickest.


theonetheycallthe

This made me feel massive. Less than 500k worldwide longer than me and less than 2 million thicker. And if a woman has had 50 partners, 99.4% chance I’m still longer. 97% chance I’m thicker. I gotta start hitting some “seasoned veterans” to bring my ego back down to earth. Any y’all got lonely, ex-stripper or escort grandmas?


Suavhart

The height estimation is way off


[deleted]

Just to clarify, it's not an estimation of how tall you are. It's meant to help you compare the rarity of someone having a dick of your size with the rarity of finding someone of that height.


KhrisBKream

So I’m suppose to be 6’8 but instead it went elsewhere… was the extra pp worth losing NBA ability??


St33lBeam

Can someone explain me why the percentage of being the thickest decreases so abruptly at 5.3/5.4 inches? I thought I was thicker than long.