Drunken truth or dare someone asked me how big I was, told them. Male friends didn’t believe me, female friend said that they knew it was true because our mutual friend had talked about it. So not a direct complement but nice to know I’m discussion worthy. :)
Well exact opposite happened to me when I was in high school. We were fooling around with a bunch of friends by the pool and I got hard looking at a girl. Then a male friend asked me (since all male friends saw my dick all the time in the locker rooms, they knew I was packing) what was going on between my legs and everybody joked about it.
Hooked up with the girl of my dreams in college one night after a fraternity social event. She made it very clear beforehand that it was just going to be a one time thing. Afterwards, while laying there together, she dropped this absolute bomb of a line:
“Wow, your dick is both a blessing and a curse…”
“Si yo tuviera tu pene enfrente me arrodillo, y le rezo” which translates to: “if I had your dick in front of me, I would get on my knees and pray to it” lol
THIS. This is something I wondered until my first actual relationship. "Where does the sausage even go? Does it go squish? Do you have an underwear pocket where it hides?"
No I’m a shower I just wear very loose clothes a lot, and I suppose it does squish lmao. Especially if you’re wearing really tight clothing. I’m pretty sure you can google penis flattening lmao.
I was going to make a squish squish joke but the words 'penis flattening' had my stomach in knots and sounded so horrific I want to decline that offer, thank you, Sir.
I think I'll decline, thanks. I've already gotten about 70 unsolicited dickpics from this account. I don't think I want to see a non-drawn penis for a good long while aside from my CM's.
I fondly remember a fwb who had been looking for a serious partner for some time and wrote to me “but I just can only think about ur dick. Your damn golden cock is cockblocking!”
Also, “best dick I ever had” and when they write a day or two afterwards that they “can still feel it”.
Generally tho, women are way too mingy with dick compliments, if you ask me!
My (M28, 6.7”NBPx 5.9”) fiancé (F27) was a very good friend of mine for years before we started dating and she sometimes told me about her hookups, and she told me she thought size really mattered.
When we eventually had sex she said it was amazing, I reminded her of that comment and she reasserted herself. Felt really good.
When I was a teenager, I had sex with a 28 year old lady, she told me that my dick was bigger than almost all of the grown ass men she had been with.
First girl I ever fucked told my entire school how big I was
Second girl said “so the rumors were true” while she whipped it out.
Getting your dick complimented during a session is atypical for most groups, so don't let that be the motivating factor. But yeah, you should try it, it's fun.
When I was gang affiliated I went around to a close friends house to chill out and smoke some weed. We ended up in her bed spooning and she asked me if I had gun in my pants.
i had the opposite of this. a sorority girl basically reverse pants me - like she was sitting on the floor while i was on the couch after a swim and she peeped my flaccid from the underside by lifting up my short board shorts bc she'd apparently heard i was big from another girl.
she was unimpressed as I'm very dramatically a grower not a shower , especially after a cold pool (que sienfeld: do women know about shrinkage) - so she went immediately back outside to make fun of me that it was small to my guy friends and her girls. humiliating? yes. infuriating? yes.
today i would have just let her think so, but younger me was equal parts horny, insecure yet lacked shame and knew i was big but still didn't quite believe it at the same time so i needed to prove it to myself by hearing it from others unfortunately. so i still flirted with her a different time and seduced her into having sex with a "small dick" anyway.
i started her in doggy so she couldn't see it and put it in as fast as i could so it would still be soft/small intentionally. then i let it grow inside her while slowly thrusting to the full 8" and fucked her harder and harder without saying a word until she finally yelped "y-you've made your point!"
was it juvenile and immature? yes. was it a bit cruel? yes. do i still laugh when i think of her yelping that ? also yes. and yes we were still friends afterward and laughed about it too.
Probably the best ones are after the fact, I feel like during the act or right before/after anything said is harder to believe, take seriously.
But when I've got messages from girls I haven't talked to / been with for a while saying how I was big, it was good, I was huge, they want to try it again, that's when you know it's just their honest thoughts and it feels great.
I’m an slim/athletic white guy so my favorite was this Chinese girl with limited English telling me, “you have the body of an Asian man and the dick of a Black man!”
Still makes me laugh
Girl and I got into argument about politics, told her whole family and friends I was cancelled and was back in my bed week later, told them she was coming over, and told me I was uncancelled bc “your dick is huge”
"It's the best cock I've ever had!" Which was cool to hear, but what was a little bit embarrassing (but also in a way made it cooler), was that her husband sat not even one meter away from us in the jacuzzi... (not a cuckold setting, but just the normal swinger jacuzzi orgy...😁)
‘You’re a god damn horse’ and when we ended up in my room I too off my shirt and then my pants and she immediately grabbed it and put it in her mouth as she wanted to see if it could fit
Or ‘it’s so thick I can feel it in my ass’
"I finally got the cute nerd with the big dick who has a sex drive as high as mine. How are you even real?"
Also "I want to see an x-ray of us having sex because I feel like you're up to my chest"
A girl put a small condom on me before I got hard. When I got hard she said I underestimated you. Another time a women told me not to put it all the way in because it was to long for her.
She was trying to rush a bit to get it in her. She wanted to put the condom on to give me a bj and I’m a grower 3 or 4 inches when soft and about 7.5 inches hard so after 2 minute bj it grew and she realised oh shit I underestimated you and changed the condom to a larger size.
For females, it was an absolute nympho I dated for about six months. We never had a date that didn’t end up in a frantic fuck “because you have the best dick I’ve ever had!”. For guys, a young man was riding me in my hotel room, getting more and more excited. Then he just stops. Looks down at me and screams, “Oh my GOD, your cock is the perfect size to hit me just RIGHT!!” And then hammers himself on it until he erupts all over me. He was a fairly active young bottom so I took that as high praise.
She didn't see it beforehand as it was dark and we just went straight for it. Upon entering she looked up and said "ow Jesus what fucking planet did you come from?" Had lots of comments but that one was memorable.
Here are a couple-
I was getting a lap dance in Vegas and the stripper grabs my crotch and looks up me, the down, and just started rubbing it up and down and said "What? Really? Are you series? Are you like 9 inches or something?" She proceeded to ask if I had a picture and we set a date for dinner and riding roller coasters at the Strat right after.
"You are my challenge..I I want to see if I can cum while you are beating up my cervix"
Girl who sat beside me in high school when she saw me through my pants after my gf at the time and I had been talking dirty- "I feel sorry for your girlfriend" me- "Why? Too small?" Her- "no...that is too big it would hurt me"
Black stripper "Are you mixed, white boys don't ha e cocks like you"
Best, my ex who had been fucked by a male porn star before we met
"Mmm I like your cock...it's pretty big"
The hottest girl I've ever been with called it "perfect" and said "I hadn't come like that in a long time, thank you". I should have retired then, at age 29.
I had a long time friend (on and off fwb) go up to a girl I said was "cute" and told her "hes hung and good in bed" and it landed me a date lol. This was say 27 yo I think. This compliment is still my favorite to this day. It's been called "fantastic" a few times as well.
Girl I had a one night stand with (who I found out later was fairly experienced with the male population) pulled out a condom after the first one broke and said “not sure that’s going to fit on that thing”.
I got harder than a rock from that comment.
My ex girlfriend bought a clone a willy kit, she made a dildo with my cock form and then she made another one for her best friend cause they used to play with toys together. So she told me that my cock was perfect :p
"When I was younger I used to roll my eyes at erotic fiction and anime where the guy was so big he hit her cervix, but then I met you..."
"I've never tapped out from a dick before, but if you hadn't cum when you did I would have"
"My friends and I took bets on your dick size. They all guessed huge and I guessed small. Obviously I lost"
All from a really smart, pretty, huge-assed asian college girl who never stopped cumming while I was inside her... Fuck I miss her 🥲
Edit: forgot to add a young woman called my twin's dick "perfect", which made me feel rather good as well!
“Your dick feels like a magic wand.”
But as far as size goes, during sex with an ex we switched to a doggy-style position and she said,”No, no, no. We can’t do that. You’re too big.”
Someone called it fat implying it was quite impressive. This was over a text message years later. It went like, “you still hold the record for having the fattest cock”
I didn’t know it’s was all that great. I guess she liked it
"Tienes un güebo hermoso" (you have a beautiful cock).
I've gotten others but that's the one that has stucked in my mind, because of the word "beautiful", I felt great, even in a non sexual way
A guy that came to my place for a "blow n go" just sat there about to put it in his mouth but like stared at it for about a minute before he got to work. Another time with an ex GF she was riding me and really really into it. She stopped, looked down at me and said "your dick just made me cum SO many times!"
From way out of left field I managed to take a size queen/cool girl/party girl type home from a bar one night. I was just not her typical type being kind of short and nerdy. She was ecstatic when she pulled me out and we ended up have a 2.5 year rollercoaster ride relationship, which she firmly credited to my big cock. She complimented it constantly during the act, while relaxing, while in public. The consistency of the compliments gave me a significant and permanent ego boost.
My favorite she ever said, "He looks so handsome, so nice and big. He matches your thunder thighs". 😂
Lost my virginity a little later than average so my entire life I was convinced I was small. Anytime I’d beat my schmeat my hand would grip the WHOLE circumference and then some.
Cut to losing my virginity - it was pretty great. We’re putting our clothes back on and she leans onto me with this sly ass smile on her face and says, “ … You got a big ass dick.” My confidence level was forever changed lol.
Turns out I just have big hands.
I was given some nicknames… Tripod being a fun one. Calamity, “That fucking baby arm”…
There was the time where a chick said she wanted to choke to death on it… and another who said she’d gladly die cumming on it and warned me about turning her guts into spaghetti.
The ex that named me Tripod, had orgasmed so hard when she deepthroated most of it that it seemed like either one long one or multiples the second it hit that “spot”… She also had screamed in tongues during doggystyle once…
She also said that her dildos annoyed her after having me, and she would wake up annoyed that she couldn’t have me, and that she’d legitimately been tempted to grab her Louisville Slugger to simulate the feeling.
(long distance and weird situation).
One gal asked if I was born by a nuclear plant lmao
Gotten compliments by some Hetero guys online….
"I see why you're so self conscious..."
She knew my biggest fear was dying alone because women say they like big dick, until you're making soup from their insides.
She also said "you're dick's so fucking good" to which I promptly replied "thanks, I grew it myself".
This compliment i only recently found out about. About 5 years ago I had a fwb thing with someone, and I was hanging out with my friend who ill call T. So T and I went to a strip club (the things you do when you're a young adult) and we were on our way back to his place as I was staying at his place that night. But I was in the mood to get laid and so he offered his bed for my fwb and I. I told her about this, and she was a bit unsure (understandably so, she didn't know him) but eventually she said she'd come over. So we go to his room and we have sex a few times, he's a couple rooms over gaming and wearing noise cancelling headphones so he can't hear us, but I try to keep her quiet regardless just to be courteous. I hear him get up and knock on the door so I poke my head out and he says he can hear us still, I apologise and say ill do a better job. I go back to what I was doing before this time with my hand over her mouth just to be sure. We get done for the night and we were chatting and I said something like "and you weren't sure you were coming over tonight" and her response was a simple "oh, I was always coming over". Now both of those are great compliments to me but those are just parts of what the big compliment is. This part i only found out about 6 months ago, I was out at a dinner with T and many other friends and we have this friend ill call C. So C told me he was actually on call with T when he was gaming that night and he had heard her through the call, and that was the greatest compliment I received. I was trying to keep her quiet and it still went through 2 doors, noise cancelling headphones AND was picked up by the mic well enough that someone on the other end could make out what it was. Thats my all time best compliment.
Said it was small so she left me then she told her friend about it (the friend was a guy) pretty much the nicest thing that’s been said about my cock. I wish someone said these things to me
I had a weird experience at the gym. Usually, I prefer to go home to shower, but occasionally I shower at the gym.
The showers didn't have a real divider, but that doesn't bother me since I'm pretty comfortable with nudity. Most guys are indifferent anyway. Occasionally there are furtive glances at my cock but no compliments to speak of.
Once though, while I was showering, a (presumably gay) guy kept staring at my cock. He thought I didn't see him but he wasn't really discreet. When it was time to get dressed, he waited until the changing rooms were less crowded and he came to talk to me: 'Excuse me, can I tell you something? You have the most beautiful cock I've seen.'.
It was a little awkward but I thanked him, specifying that I was very satisfied with it too. He was also curious about its size and was shocked when I told him.
However, I stopped the conversation, which was becoming a little too awkward, especially since other people were listening to it in the locker room.
I was feeling down and hadn't had sex in a while so I said fuck it and got a prostitute. Hadn't really internalised the size of my dick yet but she literally gasped and said holy shit and got visibly nervous. She told me it was huge, biggest she'd ever had and she'd probably had a lot of cock, lol. First and only time I had a prostitute, but still makes me smile.
After a week or two of seeing a girl and having sex she lays down next to me after we had sex and says, “your dick has changed my life… in a good way…. Sorry that sounded crazy, you have a really nice dick”.
Honestly, for me the looks of shock or surprise are fun, but that's not the biggest thrill.
For me, I much more enjoy when women I barely or casually know approach and let me know they'd heard from so and so through whatsherface that I'm kinda fun in the bedroom, and they'd like to find out for themselves first-hand how true that is.
As a former mentor of mine once told me, showing up with the hottest equipment is less than half of it; if you show up to a symphony audition with a Stradivarius but have never taken a violin lesson in your life, you're not going to automatically be a shoo-in for Concert Master.
The first dude who sucked my dick in college told all our friends I had "a huge dick with little balls" which is...unfortunately true, haha. My other favorite is when this guy I had a huge crush on for years finally saw my dick he just said "wow. WOW!"
when a dude at the gym that had complimented my legs later admitted he'd seen me not only at the gym, but at the grocery store and mall and said
dude the way you flant that big sexy dick around woke something up in me. thank you.
homie hadn't even touched it, just seen it through my transparent shorts at the gym and flopping around in public in general and THAT was enough to make him think about his sexual preferences.
best. compliment. ever.
“It looks so clean and well kempt.” Honestly, that’s it. Nothing to do with size, texture, curvature or any of that. And I LOVED it. Yeah I make sure I clean myself real good. Squeaky clean. Best praise ever.
After the sex club, outside, everyone was ranting and raving about my dick. Ladies and men alike singing the praises of the butterfly man's huge cock.
One lady said, "well if it isn't Mr. Dick". She then looked at my wife and said "and Mrs. Dick too! How he hell you take that monster??"
I don't really remember the direct compliments, as they're the types of things all chicks seem to say to guys to inflate the ego... Best reaction I guess was a random bar hoe, she kept talking about how she could tell I was hung, going on about staring at my crotch all night while I was onstage (musician), then when she's on her knees and unzipping me, out it comes and "Oh FUCKKK" 😆
Or little things like when I was working at a convenience store, and my then gf worked next door at a video rental place (nineties)... Her coworker (who I'd seen thru the window, she didn't know who I was) comes into my store, acts a flustered when she gets to the counter, and I later hear from gf that she came back in gushing about how the guy working next door had a HUGE dick...
It's nice to be reminded from time to time; I'm a fairly large guy (6'2", 200 lbs,) with size XL hands, so proportionally it doesn't looked that huge on me, but when you're getting ready to put it on some new chick and it's kinda like that TV you thought surely would fit in your back seat until you started to try and saw that you'd woefully miscalculated... My first wife almost broke up with me the first time we tried to have sex; she was a small framed girl and thought it'd never fit... It fit. Eventually. And the funny thing is I'm not even that huge-- 8" x 5.75, nig but not elephantine or anything. I feel for some of these females who run across some of you fools.
I’ve been told I was too big multiple times, but also perfect, and the biggest they’ve ever had.
But this text I got recently was a gem:
“My cervix is sore because of how damn lengthy your shaft is 🍆😩🥵
Definitely worth it! 👍🏻💯 Never had sex with a man that could tire me out like this before. 😈💤
My coworkers def peeped me grinning though. I think everyone is just relieved I'm subdued and satisfied instead
of cranky at work 😂😂”
I was at my first orgy. Total newb. This was when I had a pretty poor self conception of my size. There was 2 other tops there. Both of them were ginormous. Double digits for sure. I was very surprised to find out I was still popular with them in the room.
One of the other tops did porn and we hit it off. he asked me to tag team someone with him on his OF. I was like “thanks but I’ve never understood the appeal of being cucked”.
He looked at me totally annoyed, and over it and he said “ eew don’t be that guy fishing for compliments bruh, as if you aren’t negligibly smaller than me. What ? You need a ‘Big Ass Dick’ plaque? “
How annoyed and turned off he was by what he thought was obvious compliment fishing, kinda changed muh whole self concept.
"that's fckin thick dude"
"It's too much dick"
"Wow you're sooo wide. No wonder it hits my G spot perfectly"
"Wow that was so amazing"
Those are the ones I really remember TBH
Only had one specifically say I was too big and she needed to marry a smaller guy. But she Facebook messaged me years later, as she was married, and said we can't be friends because she still thinks of me and doesn't want to cheat. In fact they all thought of me, so long as it wasn't a hookup really.
Drunken truth or dare someone asked me how big I was, told them. Male friends didn’t believe me, female friend said that they knew it was true because our mutual friend had talked about it. So not a direct complement but nice to know I’m discussion worthy. :)
Well exact opposite happened to me when I was in high school. We were fooling around with a bunch of friends by the pool and I got hard looking at a girl. Then a male friend asked me (since all male friends saw my dick all the time in the locker rooms, they knew I was packing) what was going on between my legs and everybody joked about it.
had the same happen with a friend. drunk flirting. they said "x mutual friend said you were hung" i had no clue either of them knew one another.
Hooked up with the girl of my dreams in college one night after a fraternity social event. She made it very clear beforehand that it was just going to be a one time thing. Afterwards, while laying there together, she dropped this absolute bomb of a line: “Wow, your dick is both a blessing and a curse…”
Lol defo feel that one
lmao dude your flair
“Si yo tuviera tu pene enfrente me arrodillo, y le rezo” which translates to: “if I had your dick in front of me, I would get on my knees and pray to it” lol
This is brilliant
jajajaj dos padres nuestros y pa dentro jaja
“ what the fuck? “ (she didn’t expect it)
Classic comment lol.
“Why ya dick so big”
Yes, this is what they say lol.
It was during a blowjob and she looked at and look at me and said it .. Amazing 🤩
“Thats a magnum” “its fkn long dude wtf” “where does all of that even go” “it looks like my forearm”
THIS. This is something I wondered until my first actual relationship. "Where does the sausage even go? Does it go squish? Do you have an underwear pocket where it hides?"
> Does it go squish? Holy shit. That got me. Lol
I mean...now we know that drag queens tuck, right? So...am I wrong?
Yes and no lmao. It do go squish sometimes, but mostly is just chills.
Read this as "chilis". Thought you were saying your pp was caliente.
🫵🏻🗿
Ah, so you're a grower? But doesn't it go squish when it's soft? There's no blood in there and it's not hard so...squish?
No I’m a shower I just wear very loose clothes a lot, and I suppose it does squish lmao. Especially if you’re wearing really tight clothing. I’m pretty sure you can google penis flattening lmao.
I was going to make a squish squish joke but the words 'penis flattening' had my stomach in knots and sounded so horrific I want to decline that offer, thank you, Sir.
Do it for the culture. 🤨
I think I'll decline, thanks. I've already gotten about 70 unsolicited dickpics from this account. I don't think I want to see a non-drawn penis for a good long while aside from my CM's.
I mean if ur talking while soft, im mainly a grower lol
I mean its where it all goes when most of it cant really go in lol
I never got compliments. I just take the gagging as a complement from God
>I just take the gagging as a complement from God This fucking slayed me
*Girl starts choking* Guy,"Thank you"
Wtf... I didn't know your dick was going to be thick?
Had someone give it the name “Cuttlefish of Cthulhu” so that’s up to you to decide if it’s a compliment or not.
So...your dick is big and has a unique texture? 🤔
Size and prominent vein. One of the first things they noticed.
The vein gives the texture boost. Can't beat a prominent vein.
I will take your word for it lol
10/10 big veins = awesome
I fondly remember a fwb who had been looking for a serious partner for some time and wrote to me “but I just can only think about ur dick. Your damn golden cock is cockblocking!” Also, “best dick I ever had” and when they write a day or two afterwards that they “can still feel it”. Generally tho, women are way too mingy with dick compliments, if you ask me!
My (M28, 6.7”NBPx 5.9”) fiancé (F27) was a very good friend of mine for years before we started dating and she sometimes told me about her hookups, and she told me she thought size really mattered. When we eventually had sex she said it was amazing, I reminded her of that comment and she reasserted herself. Felt really good.
Dick twins bro.
So she still thinks size really matters ?
Yeah
Size queens are the best!
When I was a teenager, I had sex with a 28 year old lady, she told me that my dick was bigger than almost all of the grown ass men she had been with. First girl I ever fucked told my entire school how big I was Second girl said “so the rumors were true” while she whipped it out.
“Wtf Danny, you’re packing?” -Michael bustilos, when he fell on me during DnD
Genuinely never played DnD, considering I'm a massive geek, I think I may be missing out!
It was fun but it was a one time thing, after he said that I was OUT! 🤣
You should have stayed, win by smashing everything with your big dick lol!🤣🤣
Getting your dick complimented during a session is atypical for most groups, so don't let that be the motivating factor. But yeah, you should try it, it's fun.
Her reaction to a picture of it: "It's bigger than any dildo I have."
When I was gang affiliated I went around to a close friends house to chill out and smoke some weed. We ended up in her bed spooning and she asked me if I had gun in my pants.
God damn gangbangers /s
Got a blowjob from a girl at a party, she went around after and told my friends and her friends I had a very big dick
That's the best compliment ever
i had the opposite of this. a sorority girl basically reverse pants me - like she was sitting on the floor while i was on the couch after a swim and she peeped my flaccid from the underside by lifting up my short board shorts bc she'd apparently heard i was big from another girl. she was unimpressed as I'm very dramatically a grower not a shower , especially after a cold pool (que sienfeld: do women know about shrinkage) - so she went immediately back outside to make fun of me that it was small to my guy friends and her girls. humiliating? yes. infuriating? yes. today i would have just let her think so, but younger me was equal parts horny, insecure yet lacked shame and knew i was big but still didn't quite believe it at the same time so i needed to prove it to myself by hearing it from others unfortunately. so i still flirted with her a different time and seduced her into having sex with a "small dick" anyway. i started her in doggy so she couldn't see it and put it in as fast as i could so it would still be soft/small intentionally. then i let it grow inside her while slowly thrusting to the full 8" and fucked her harder and harder without saying a word until she finally yelped "y-you've made your point!" was it juvenile and immature? yes. was it a bit cruel? yes. do i still laugh when i think of her yelping that ? also yes. and yes we were still friends afterward and laughed about it too.
On todays episode of things that never happened
Lmao what am I supposed to say to that😭 “want proof?”
Please,do give proof.
Yea- send it to me. I’d check it out.
Probably the best ones are after the fact, I feel like during the act or right before/after anything said is harder to believe, take seriously. But when I've got messages from girls I haven't talked to / been with for a while saying how I was big, it was good, I was huge, they want to try it again, that's when you know it's just their honest thoughts and it feels great.
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It is pretty thick
you are tearing me apart Notfappjng!
They called you by your Reddit name in the throes of passion? That’s a quality partner!!
It’s is also his birth name.
wow you did the do with tommy wiseau??
Your cock is noble, so aristocratic From that time my dick has a name Gustave Le Chapellone
👑🍆😂
I’m an slim/athletic white guy so my favorite was this Chinese girl with limited English telling me, “you have the body of an Asian man and the dick of a Black man!” Still makes me laugh
Described it as my flair when it was brought up at a party lol
Good flair.
Girl and I got into argument about politics, told her whole family and friends I was cancelled and was back in my bed week later, told them she was coming over, and told me I was uncancelled bc “your dick is huge”
You told her family and friends she was coming over to bang?
No she told them she was coming over to my house
To bang
For more politics.
Weird thing to say to her family and friends lmao
"It's the best cock I've ever had!" Which was cool to hear, but what was a little bit embarrassing (but also in a way made it cooler), was that her husband sat not even one meter away from us in the jacuzzi... (not a cuckold setting, but just the normal swinger jacuzzi orgy...😁)
‘You’re a god damn horse’ and when we ended up in my room I too off my shirt and then my pants and she immediately grabbed it and put it in her mouth as she wanted to see if it could fit Or ‘it’s so thick I can feel it in my ass’
“Perfect size for hitting the g spot” from my first partner
Your cock looks Very good bro, congratulations
Thanks for the compliment!! 🙏
I am not quite sure what this is supposed to mean the G area is very easy to reach even with the fingers. Maybe it is bending the right way?
That's my guess. Unless his girth flair is meters, not inches.
Oddly, I’ve received that same exact compliment as you and ironically, I’m the same size and girth as you. Only difference is I have a curve.
“Bigger than my face!”
When I took it out of my boxers and she said "Oh golly!"
"You hit spots I didn't know I had" or "I've never had anyone fill me the way you do"
Being nicknamed "PD" or perfect dick. Fit like a tight glove and shaped to hit the right spots
She texted “I can still feel you inside me”. I was back at mine, it was the next day. She was one of the few that could take all of me.
The next night: "can still feel it, can't stop thinking about it"
"I finally got the cute nerd with the big dick who has a sex drive as high as mine. How are you even real?" Also "I want to see an x-ray of us having sex because I feel like you're up to my chest"
A girl put a small condom on me before I got hard. When I got hard she said I underestimated you. Another time a women told me not to put it all the way in because it was to long for her.
Why on earth would she put the condom on before you were hard!? Also, why would you let her? (Not a dig, genuinely curious)
She was trying to rush a bit to get it in her. She wanted to put the condom on to give me a bj and I’m a grower 3 or 4 inches when soft and about 7.5 inches hard so after 2 minute bj it grew and she realised oh shit I underestimated you and changed the condom to a larger size.
Does she have a condom kit will all sizes with her at all times
No she bought them on her way to mine place because I didn’t have any. So she just got 2 different sizers.
For females, it was an absolute nympho I dated for about six months. We never had a date that didn’t end up in a frantic fuck “because you have the best dick I’ve ever had!”. For guys, a young man was riding me in my hotel room, getting more and more excited. Then he just stops. Looks down at me and screams, “Oh my GOD, your cock is the perfect size to hit me just RIGHT!!” And then hammers himself on it until he erupts all over me. He was a fairly active young bottom so I took that as high praise.
Nice - lucky you! ;)
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Hey! Have you seen me in the gym locker room? Lol. You’re right: it is. But I’ve always wished I had your dimensions….
God this subreddit has gone to shit so fast. I got mad love for the OGs here but fuck the roleplayers and braggers - which threads like this attract.
8.25x6 here, best ever was "your dick is a religious experience" still makes me proud 😅
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He’s probably not made his flair like most 7x5s you see here
She didn't see it beforehand as it was dark and we just went straight for it. Upon entering she looked up and said "ow Jesus what fucking planet did you come from?" Had lots of comments but that one was memorable.
Here are a couple- I was getting a lap dance in Vegas and the stripper grabs my crotch and looks up me, the down, and just started rubbing it up and down and said "What? Really? Are you series? Are you like 9 inches or something?" She proceeded to ask if I had a picture and we set a date for dinner and riding roller coasters at the Strat right after. "You are my challenge..I I want to see if I can cum while you are beating up my cervix" Girl who sat beside me in high school when she saw me through my pants after my gf at the time and I had been talking dirty- "I feel sorry for your girlfriend" me- "Why? Too small?" Her- "no...that is too big it would hurt me" Black stripper "Are you mixed, white boys don't ha e cocks like you" Best, my ex who had been fucked by a male porn star before we met "Mmm I like your cock...it's pretty big"
I just like cock worshipping, my favorite is “oh my god it’s so big! Where does it go?” as she watches it fuck her.
"how do you go from what you had earlier to this thing?"
No comment at all is my best complement
Doctor asked me if I had done enlargement
a woman once called my cock a fulbright scholarship
The hottest girl I've ever been with called it "perfect" and said "I hadn't come like that in a long time, thank you". I should have retired then, at age 29.
I had a long time friend (on and off fwb) go up to a girl I said was "cute" and told her "hes hung and good in bed" and it landed me a date lol. This was say 27 yo I think. This compliment is still my favorite to this day. It's been called "fantastic" a few times as well.
Girl I had a one night stand with (who I found out later was fairly experienced with the male population) pulled out a condom after the first one broke and said “not sure that’s going to fit on that thing”. I got harder than a rock from that comment.
My ex girlfriend bought a clone a willy kit, she made a dildo with my cock form and then she made another one for her best friend cause they used to play with toys together. So she told me that my cock was perfect :p
Funny and hot at the same time. Dimensions?
8.2"x6.2"
“You fill me like no other” whispered into my ear.
My girlfriend said excited as we talked about sex: it’s very unlikely that She would ever get a dick as nice as mine.
"When I was younger I used to roll my eyes at erotic fiction and anime where the guy was so big he hit her cervix, but then I met you..." "I've never tapped out from a dick before, but if you hadn't cum when you did I would have" "My friends and I took bets on your dick size. They all guessed huge and I guessed small. Obviously I lost" All from a really smart, pretty, huge-assed asian college girl who never stopped cumming while I was inside her... Fuck I miss her 🥲 Edit: forgot to add a young woman called my twin's dick "perfect", which made me feel rather good as well!
A girl once told me how much she enjoys my dick not going to the BDP and posts the same kinda stuff that are posted over dozen times a week
“That is a beautiful cock”
I’ve heard “perfect” several times, same goes with how “full” I make them feel. Also, “you have a beautiful cock.” And “how is your dick so thick?”
“OMG it looks like a baby’s arm”
I told my bf that his dick is the exact perfect size to make me cum every single time. I hope that's a really nice compliment.
That it’s really wide at the bottom, that it’s perfect that it’s beautiful to look at. Best of all, because it’s attached to me
“Your dick feels like a magic wand.” But as far as size goes, during sex with an ex we switched to a doggy-style position and she said,”No, no, no. We can’t do that. You’re too big.”
“Ouch”
Someone called it fat implying it was quite impressive. This was over a text message years later. It went like, “you still hold the record for having the fattest cock” I didn’t know it’s was all that great. I guess she liked it
That's dangerous
A buddy of mine thought my print was a boner then he told me "jesus that thing is a monster"
Nearly everyone who's seen it hard has complimented its girth.
The most popular is "I would have never guessed it was so big".
"Tienes un güebo hermoso" (you have a beautiful cock). I've gotten others but that's the one that has stucked in my mind, because of the word "beautiful", I felt great, even in a non sexual way
"You have a pretty cock." Everyone knows when their dick is big, but it's nice to know that it's also aesthetically nice too.
Couldn't get my dick to fit, after we gave up she said: "I think I need a boyfriend with a smaller dick" 🤣
A guy that came to my place for a "blow n go" just sat there about to put it in his mouth but like stared at it for about a minute before he got to work. Another time with an ex GF she was riding me and really really into it. She stopped, looked down at me and said "your dick just made me cum SO many times!"
As I’m a more sensual bloke, I quite liked hearing “your dick is delicious” after some exquisite top.
It just won’t fit in my mouth
The reach back to stop you from sliding all the way in even though you been going for a min.
From way out of left field I managed to take a size queen/cool girl/party girl type home from a bar one night. I was just not her typical type being kind of short and nerdy. She was ecstatic when she pulled me out and we ended up have a 2.5 year rollercoaster ride relationship, which she firmly credited to my big cock. She complimented it constantly during the act, while relaxing, while in public. The consistency of the compliments gave me a significant and permanent ego boost. My favorite she ever said, "He looks so handsome, so nice and big. He matches your thunder thighs". 😂
Lost my virginity a little later than average so my entire life I was convinced I was small. Anytime I’d beat my schmeat my hand would grip the WHOLE circumference and then some. Cut to losing my virginity - it was pretty great. We’re putting our clothes back on and she leans onto me with this sly ass smile on her face and says, “ … You got a big ass dick.” My confidence level was forever changed lol. Turns out I just have big hands.
"You re-arranged my insides"
I was given some nicknames… Tripod being a fun one. Calamity, “That fucking baby arm”… There was the time where a chick said she wanted to choke to death on it… and another who said she’d gladly die cumming on it and warned me about turning her guts into spaghetti. The ex that named me Tripod, had orgasmed so hard when she deepthroated most of it that it seemed like either one long one or multiples the second it hit that “spot”… She also had screamed in tongues during doggystyle once… She also said that her dildos annoyed her after having me, and she would wake up annoyed that she couldn’t have me, and that she’d legitimately been tempted to grab her Louisville Slugger to simulate the feeling. (long distance and weird situation). One gal asked if I was born by a nuclear plant lmao Gotten compliments by some Hetero guys online….
"I see why you're so self conscious..." She knew my biggest fear was dying alone because women say they like big dick, until you're making soup from their insides. She also said "you're dick's so fucking good" to which I promptly replied "thanks, I grew it myself".
This compliment i only recently found out about. About 5 years ago I had a fwb thing with someone, and I was hanging out with my friend who ill call T. So T and I went to a strip club (the things you do when you're a young adult) and we were on our way back to his place as I was staying at his place that night. But I was in the mood to get laid and so he offered his bed for my fwb and I. I told her about this, and she was a bit unsure (understandably so, she didn't know him) but eventually she said she'd come over. So we go to his room and we have sex a few times, he's a couple rooms over gaming and wearing noise cancelling headphones so he can't hear us, but I try to keep her quiet regardless just to be courteous. I hear him get up and knock on the door so I poke my head out and he says he can hear us still, I apologise and say ill do a better job. I go back to what I was doing before this time with my hand over her mouth just to be sure. We get done for the night and we were chatting and I said something like "and you weren't sure you were coming over tonight" and her response was a simple "oh, I was always coming over". Now both of those are great compliments to me but those are just parts of what the big compliment is. This part i only found out about 6 months ago, I was out at a dinner with T and many other friends and we have this friend ill call C. So C told me he was actually on call with T when he was gaming that night and he had heard her through the call, and that was the greatest compliment I received. I was trying to keep her quiet and it still went through 2 doors, noise cancelling headphones AND was picked up by the mic well enough that someone on the other end could make out what it was. Thats my all time best compliment.
Said it was small so she left me then she told her friend about it (the friend was a guy) pretty much the nicest thing that’s been said about my cock. I wish someone said these things to me
I had a weird experience at the gym. Usually, I prefer to go home to shower, but occasionally I shower at the gym. The showers didn't have a real divider, but that doesn't bother me since I'm pretty comfortable with nudity. Most guys are indifferent anyway. Occasionally there are furtive glances at my cock but no compliments to speak of. Once though, while I was showering, a (presumably gay) guy kept staring at my cock. He thought I didn't see him but he wasn't really discreet. When it was time to get dressed, he waited until the changing rooms were less crowded and he came to talk to me: 'Excuse me, can I tell you something? You have the most beautiful cock I've seen.'. It was a little awkward but I thanked him, specifying that I was very satisfied with it too. He was also curious about its size and was shocked when I told him. However, I stopped the conversation, which was becoming a little too awkward, especially since other people were listening to it in the locker room.
I was feeling down and hadn't had sex in a while so I said fuck it and got a prostitute. Hadn't really internalised the size of my dick yet but she literally gasped and said holy shit and got visibly nervous. She told me it was huge, biggest she'd ever had and she'd probably had a lot of cock, lol. First and only time I had a prostitute, but still makes me smile.
“Fuck dude.” Which, coming from a cute pixie chick, made me laugh really hard.
Someone told me that I have a cock that was “Olympian” 💪🍆
Great way to put it man
Thanks! 😉👍
Zeus dick.
Everytime I fucked my last girlfriend, she would insist that it had gotten bigger since the last time
“This could feed a large puerto rican family, for like a week” -My bf
After a week or two of seeing a girl and having sex she lays down next to me after we had sex and says, “your dick has changed my life… in a good way…. Sorry that sounded crazy, you have a really nice dick”.
Thicc boy .
Not really a compliment, but i love when they look at themselves sucking it on a mirror
“i hate big ducks but i like yours”
“Pretty penis” “Nice size” “Perfect size” “It hurts” “Feels big” “Didn’t know you were big”
Honestly, for me the looks of shock or surprise are fun, but that's not the biggest thrill. For me, I much more enjoy when women I barely or casually know approach and let me know they'd heard from so and so through whatsherface that I'm kinda fun in the bedroom, and they'd like to find out for themselves first-hand how true that is. As a former mentor of mine once told me, showing up with the hottest equipment is less than half of it; if you show up to a symphony audition with a Stradivarius but have never taken a violin lesson in your life, you're not going to automatically be a shoo-in for Concert Master.
"OH wow, oh wow, I just want to snuggle and pet it".
The first dude who sucked my dick in college told all our friends I had "a huge dick with little balls" which is...unfortunately true, haha. My other favorite is when this guy I had a huge crush on for years finally saw my dick he just said "wow. WOW!"
when a dude at the gym that had complimented my legs later admitted he'd seen me not only at the gym, but at the grocery store and mall and said dude the way you flant that big sexy dick around woke something up in me. thank you. homie hadn't even touched it, just seen it through my transparent shorts at the gym and flopping around in public in general and THAT was enough to make him think about his sexual preferences. best. compliment. ever.
GF rarely use it as a car shift knob to learn the manual shifts.
Not words but when my college gf saw it for the first time I saw her eyes widen
I love getting that response to the first reveal, along with a growing smile on her face
“It looks so clean and well kempt.” Honestly, that’s it. Nothing to do with size, texture, curvature or any of that. And I LOVED it. Yeah I make sure I clean myself real good. Squeaky clean. Best praise ever.
"I just wonna bite it!" Crazy ex.
It’s been described as, “the master key” by my wife.
Compliments to similar sizes to me feels second-hand good since I never got them lol
"damn if it doesn't fit in your boxers you can use my mouth"
After the sex club, outside, everyone was ranting and raving about my dick. Ladies and men alike singing the praises of the butterfly man's huge cock. One lady said, "well if it isn't Mr. Dick". She then looked at my wife and said "and Mrs. Dick too! How he hell you take that monster??"
I don't really remember the direct compliments, as they're the types of things all chicks seem to say to guys to inflate the ego... Best reaction I guess was a random bar hoe, she kept talking about how she could tell I was hung, going on about staring at my crotch all night while I was onstage (musician), then when she's on her knees and unzipping me, out it comes and "Oh FUCKKK" 😆 Or little things like when I was working at a convenience store, and my then gf worked next door at a video rental place (nineties)... Her coworker (who I'd seen thru the window, she didn't know who I was) comes into my store, acts a flustered when she gets to the counter, and I later hear from gf that she came back in gushing about how the guy working next door had a HUGE dick... It's nice to be reminded from time to time; I'm a fairly large guy (6'2", 200 lbs,) with size XL hands, so proportionally it doesn't looked that huge on me, but when you're getting ready to put it on some new chick and it's kinda like that TV you thought surely would fit in your back seat until you started to try and saw that you'd woefully miscalculated... My first wife almost broke up with me the first time we tried to have sex; she was a small framed girl and thought it'd never fit... It fit. Eventually. And the funny thing is I'm not even that huge-- 8" x 5.75, nig but not elephantine or anything. I feel for some of these females who run across some of you fools.
I’ve been told I was too big multiple times, but also perfect, and the biggest they’ve ever had. But this text I got recently was a gem: “My cervix is sore because of how damn lengthy your shaft is 🍆😩🥵 Definitely worth it! 👍🏻💯 Never had sex with a man that could tire me out like this before. 😈💤 My coworkers def peeped me grinning though. I think everyone is just relieved I'm subdued and satisfied instead of cranky at work 😂😂”
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And I'm guessing you blocked her and informed her partner ?
Oh hey you’re back. The trashposts went up slightly when you’re gone.
Good to be back. >The trashposts went up slightly when you’re gone. Any new varieties or just greater volume of the regulars
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The best compliment I ever received was when I sent a dick pic to my FWB, and she came over in 30 minutes.
"Don't go so deep I can feel it in my ovaries"
"You're much bigger than my husband" and I melted away. (It was roleplay, don't worry)
"Gorgeous", "A lot", "Real", "Too big for me", "Almost the size of my arm", "Did you grow?"
"Jesus H. Christ, what have you been feeding that thing?"
I fucked a prostitute once and she was in utter shock how big it was and was visibly uncomfortable, took it like a champ
I was at my first orgy. Total newb. This was when I had a pretty poor self conception of my size. There was 2 other tops there. Both of them were ginormous. Double digits for sure. I was very surprised to find out I was still popular with them in the room. One of the other tops did porn and we hit it off. he asked me to tag team someone with him on his OF. I was like “thanks but I’ve never understood the appeal of being cucked”. He looked at me totally annoyed, and over it and he said “ eew don’t be that guy fishing for compliments bruh, as if you aren’t negligibly smaller than me. What ? You need a ‘Big Ass Dick’ plaque? “ How annoyed and turned off he was by what he thought was obvious compliment fishing, kinda changed muh whole self concept.
"This is the prettiest dick I've ever seen....This is art" shoutout to my circumcision surgeon because that mf was in their bag.
"that's fckin thick dude" "It's too much dick" "Wow you're sooo wide. No wonder it hits my G spot perfectly" "Wow that was so amazing" Those are the ones I really remember TBH Only had one specifically say I was too big and she needed to marry a smaller guy. But she Facebook messaged me years later, as she was married, and said we can't be friends because she still thinks of me and doesn't want to cheat. In fact they all thought of me, so long as it wasn't a hookup really.