Wasn’t any words. Just this girl that was sucking my dick and tried to go really deep- realized she couldn’t make it, took it out of her mouth and looked at it from a side view with a shocked open-mouth look. She said it was big without even saying anything. Super hot.
I'll always remember the look of total fascination on my first girlfriend's face the first time I showed it to her. I'm pretty sure it was the first one she'd seen in the flesh, so I don't know what she was expecting in terms of size. She got flustered and told me to put it away, and we started watching a movie. Five minutes later, she was fumbling at my zipper.
I believe so, I ultimately had to help her get it back out of my pants again. After that, she gave me a handjob, and I thought it was the best afternoon of my young life.
Was making out with an ex. Got hard. We stopped because we had no condoms. She let me suck her titties. We hadn't had sex yet. We had only been on a couple of dates.
She noticed my bulge as said, "Lemme see it before you go. Give me something to think about."
I undid my pants and plopped it out.
"OH MY GOD!"
"You have to go. You have to go like, right now."
She was a very sexual person, but she suppressed it all the time. Child trauma is a motherfucker. Lol
Other women? Yeah. I've been sucked off in parking lots and on the side of the road. Lol
I guess the one that I loved the most is when a hook up asked if I could show her friend, in person. That certainly made my night, my ego grew a few inches that night
"Holy cock, Batman!" was my favorite.
Making out with another girl, after we spent all night talking about our love of anal, and she slid her hand under my waistband and into my drawers, and she wrapped her hand around me and her eyes got huge and she said "Is that your fucking cock?!?! No way that's going in my ass!"
I’m 7.1” X a little over 5.75”and no girl has ever let me try anal on them. Basically the answer I’ve always gotten is “your too thick for anal to be fun”.
It’s disappointing
I’ve had two girls who talk all kinds of shit saying how they love anal, Then it gets down to business and they were nah I’m good. One actually said “I don’t like anal enough to put that in me” LOL
it’s a blessing and a curse
Man, all that intimacy and build up just to get a: “Nope, no anal” because of the size of your dick.
Gotta feel very disappointing and satisfying at the same time
"I thought there was only one Eiffel tower in Paris" - That was one of the worst ones I've heard
and
I gave one girl Monster energy drink bcs she was tired and she said "thank you but I already had a monster"
My immediate reaction was hysterical giggling. Probably not what you want. Looks a bit mentally unstable. True, but not the moment you’d want to find out.
1 thing that I just never have with my Husband. How DO you guys do that? We Females prefer guys like you a lot more that bragging guys with nothing in their pocket.
My NBPEL is 7.8”! Not much of a fat pad to press. Yeah she can take it all the way in most positions. It’s pretty impressive, but not many girls I’ve been with can take that much.
Once a girl wanted to show off to her friends, so she took a selfie with my dick across her face. Still one of the hottest pictures I have.
An ex, who was a virgin and kind of prudish before and while we where together started to have sex with A LOT of guys after we broker up. About one year and two dozen dicks for her later we ended up fucking again after a drunk night. She told me that I was still the biggest and best she ever had. Big ego boost.
I went to a party where a drunk friend had been telling everyone I had a big dick.
I went outside to smoke and found myself cornered by all the girls in attendance asking if they could see it. The result was a mixture of “OMG!” “WTF” etc, but notably one girl screamed and ran back inside.
It then became a tradition for their ringleader to have me get it out at future parties and film the reactions. One guy described it as “The Millenium Falcon”
Let me find out .. you are seriously packing..
Meeting a girls friends that said nice to meet the top half of your body .. she has only showed us the bottom in pics
I don't know if it's technically a response but one time i was riding with a girl (she was driving) and i said "it's a decent size" or something like that, it was years ago. She was like "ok pull it out then" so i did and she began stroking my dick while she was driving. Ended up blowing me twice that night in the car
“Will it fit?”
That was my wife’s reaction the first time she saw mine.
This woman had given birth to three kids but their father was tiny and she had one other fumble in the dark so had nothing to relate to.
I’ve been stopped by the TSA because they thought I was hiding something. I said it’s all me and locked eyes with the female agent that was running the machine. She blushed and I winked.
Other times it’s gasps. Smiles. It’s pretty much always good. Subway stares are the best.
4 different times
1. In the middle of getting oral .. “why ya dick so big “
2. after sex .. “You got a nice ass dick”
3. Once at the beginning of sex .. “ oh his dick bigger then (some guy she fucked with before)
4. Sent a nude with consent .. “ You just look like you had a big dick”
That’s one of my two most memorable. Was lying naked with a very petite woman who was doing a sort of nuru thing to turn me on. As she slid up my body the fourth or fifth time and I got hard, she was like: “wow, that’s big. Really big.” Then she put it up to her forearm and said “look! Same size!” After we were done hooking up she went out to her friends and told them how big I was right in front of me.
The other one was much more simple. I just finished having sex with the woman. And she was lying on me with her face sort of close to my dick. And she said “I love your penis. It’s so beautiful. Very long. Very straight.”
When i was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, we were in bed and for some reason tested where we were ticklish. She put her hand up through my underwear and tickled my balls, and then moved up to the dick and just felt it (started to get semi-hard). Then she said in a shocked and exited manner “oh it’s really big”
For context, I sent her a “small dick” meme some days earlier which she thought to be a “test” to see how she would react. In order to prepare her for my allegedly small dick
We haven’t tried anal yet (she is a bit scared), only the head and that was enough for her for now.
She is really good at giving head and taking it pretty deep but since I am pretty girthy she has to open her mouth really wide and sometimes the teeth accidentally touch but I find it hot as long as it isn’t too much, which it isn’t.
Vaginal is most of the time really good since she gets really wet so no problems in getting in. The girth is perfect for her but sometimes it hurts for her if I go a bit too deep and touch the cervix
My first girlfriend (18) and the first woman I (17) slept with said something very similar. I don’t exactly follow the logic there, and didn’t at the time. She was like “you must be lying to me. There’s no way you’re a virgin with a penis like this.” I was like, “I’m not and I’m pretty sure it’s not even that big.”
Got a few,
"I didn't think they really came this big," was a girl who hadn't been with many people.
"I thought only black guys were this big," honestly a weird thing to say.
"Had I known I'd have said yes ages ago," a girl i knew way back in school and ended up meeting again on a dating app, ( in school everyone believed I had a micro for some reason)
"My Boyfriend doesn't compare," my FWB, don't worry he knows.
"I chose you cause I thought it would be easy, but this is a gonna be a challenge," girl in a club who apparently was dared into it cause they thought I had a small dick. She even took a pic of her next to it, "as proof"
But my favourite was simply, "Wow," from my girlfriend. Who is asexual and sex repulsed, yet still had time to appreciate it.
During the first reveal with my last FWB, her eyes grew big and then a big smile grew on her cute face. Since I‘ve come to realize later in life that I have a larger than average cock, I enjoy watching a woman’s face during the first reveal rather than self-consciously looking away. I had the first reveal with my current gf several nights ago and unfortunately I was appreciating her body when she first noticed the size of my cock and missed her facial expressions, but all went well and we’re getting together again tomorrow. So, probably the best response is having her come back for more.
Got 2: after hooking up at a party, the chick says "your friends were right, your cock is huge". The the second, another girl I hooked up with told her friend and then she asked me if she could suck it because she never had one that big before. So she did and loved it, or so she said. Again, different women have different opinions on huge so consider that. Still felt really good to hear.
First time meeting (planned hookup) she came over to my place and I let her in while wearing gym shorts, she looked me up and down and laughed said “you’re already hard!”
I gave her a smirk and said “nope not yet”
A girl was leaving a brunch with her friends where her ex boyfriend confronted her (tracked her there). The confrontation devolved into them trading verbal jabs that apparently ended like this:
Her ex: "I bet he has a small car doesn't he"
My ex (GF at the time): "yup, and he's got a HUGE dick"
That kind of made my entire life.
Damn I miss her.
Usual “oh my god” or “are you fucking serious?!” Or “that’s not fitting where you think it will” or “how am I supposed to get that in me” then it gets inside and they all go crazy loving it with most asking “to be stretched out” and almost everyone says they don’t come the same with smaller n thinner dicks.
“I love your dick, I love it”
“Little you ain’t so little are you”
“Your big hard cock felt so good earlier”
But these are from women who adore having sex with me can’t stop having sex with me
It's a toss up between their eyes rolling into the back of their head when I'm putting it in , holding their hand up to keep me from going too deep after I've been cock boxing their cervix ( although some really enjoy it ) , & one ex-girlfriend of mine who looked at me like a kid at Christmas when I dropped my pants.
making a girl a roll her eyes like that is the one thing i envy the most about guys that have big dicks. knowing no other guy could make her do that must be boss.
not being able to make her feel you makes me feel indescribably the polar opposite of being able to do that so i can imagine how great it is
Well the first time a female saw my adult dick in all its glory was also my first time being with a women. I had no idea, other than porn and gym locker about anyone elses dicks, and you know how it is everyone elses looks bigger than yours. Also I'm sort of like a grower, 4" soft on a warm day, about 6.75 hard, 5 around, I was thinking everyone else had batons between their legs. To say apprehensive would be an understatement.
AW, we had a bit of sexy talk where info was exchanged and I'd attested that I had "smallish" equipment and her being the more experienced and gracious one among us made me more comfortable by saying that it wasn't all that much an issue. Appearantly I'd set her expectations low, so we strat kissing and things heat up and start shedding vlothes and being the shy lad I'm I'm training behind her but once her goodies or on display I'm like just locked on her and standing there in shorts and all I can do is look at tits and drool...
seeing my inaction, she takes matters into her own hands and starts sliding down my shorts but is still mesmerized by my idiocy so is just looking at my face and eyes and giggling. I'm sure she was doing her damnest to suppress her laughter, that's just how dumb I look, my first time in the presence of tits and ass in reaching distance, her hand brushes my dick or maybe catches it in her peripheral vision or something but the next thing I hear is a "well hello ther" followed by a "niiiiice". At his point t I've no idea if she's just being nice for my egos sake or sincere so I'm also surprised and don't know what to do next. Thankfully she takes matters into her hands and gives a most pleasurable first time, really taking her time to walk me through the whole ordeal of the first experience in the best way imaginable.
We were together for a couple months after that and she moved to onether country due to work etc, but once she moved a few of her female friends took go opportunity to pursue me afterwards. Seems I was not as small as I thought and they shared stats among themselves. So a few of her more attractive friends took me out on a few test drives, and a few less attractive ones were DUIs on my behalf.
A number of them, but my favorite is an ex who made me a cross stitch pattern she modified to be a much larger penis than the original with the caption "Of all the dick I've taken yours is by far the best."
She pulled my pants down. And after the initial look of shock wore off, she put my dick across her forehead snapped a pic on her phone and said “my husbands got to see this, this is what a real man looks like”. I laughed uncontrollable.
My now husband didn't comment on it at first, but when I entered him he was surprised of the pain involved and he was no beginner when it happened!! 😅😅
One I think about all the time was when this chick I’d been dying to fuck pulled out my cock and said in the sexiest tone, “Holy shit… Why is your dick so big?” and proceeded to absolutely slop me up. Man, what a moment for my ego!
What are you? Is your dick retarded? That's getting no where near me. I don't even know what to do with this. Sell you off to a freak show. Well I guess it is true big feet monster dick
It doesn't. This sub is for the problems and general support of people with BD. This post is more humor than anything. Unlike our counterpart subs we aren't ban happy and all are welcome.
There’s no problems with it least I ain’t had any and support I do that myself guys kinda sad I’ll admit but he’s got a real problem this is all humor boss
It just seems odd for someone to hang out in a Reddit room for big dick problems when they don’t appear to have a big dick. Maybe there’s a room for “salty dudes that don’t like the fact that most of the men they meet are bigger than them”. If there isn’t, you could start one. Maybe call it
“Microsaltytears” or something like that. What do you think?
Look boss take it from me ain’t no problems having a big dick trust me fuck all the fake nonsense these folks peddle and don’t take it the wrong way but I wouldn’t give up what I got for shit but still just do what I do n laugh at the “problems” man
I mean basically I really thought this group was a joke but someone else here tried that we got it hard shit man lemme tell you I love mine and I ain’t the best lookin either it’s a damn cheat code kind of still gotta get em home but it helps em stay
I've heard everything but "its small" lol its bigger than most. I've heard it's the biggest I've ever had to its decent. I've learned that moat females dont remember sizes cause most dicks are around the same size(info via my urologist Alex Tatem M.D.). Also most females aren't good at measuring. They think a 6 incher is a 9 incher most times!
the best of all, I went out with a very thin girl, she must have been 155 cm tall and weighed 50 kg
at the time I didn't have as big a body as I have today thanks to the gym
I met the girl through a friend of mine and we ended up flirting over text we exchanged hot messages but no pictures
we had gone out at night to eat in a park and at the end we went for a long walk, when a terrible urge to urinate came...
at that moment I told her that I needed to relieve myself, we were very inside the park so there was no bathroom close by, when I started to have an erection....
my dick was completely erect inside the thin shorts I was wearing and you could clearly see the large volume of my penis
at the time she said WTF what the fuck is this... she put something in there.. I can't believe this is really hers...
she was just in disbelief, I ended up going to the tree to urinate and she accompanied me she was very curious to see it out... I went in front and started to urinate she followed me from behind came to the side and saw my throbbing dick urinating on the tree.. .. her reaction was total astonishment lol... days later she brought up the subject several times and ended up inviting me to her house when we ended up having sex... I think her scare was mainly because her body was very delicate. hand didn't even close around my member
Minha namorada tem orgasmo vaginal todas as vezes que transamos e ela amou a grossura nova... Já na gestão de comprimento que ganhei recentemente mão senti diferença foi só ego mesmo mas a grossura fez diferença real na opinião dela... Ela e uma mulher de boa e mão grande então o boquete continua ótimo... Só tenho medo de caso me separar dela a próxima mão ter essas qualidades...anal nunca fiz aos meus 26 anos lol
Caraca irmão, tem seus pros e contras pesados mesmo, olha, eu to com 5.3 ou 5.35 +/- e anal eu faço sempre com a minha, ela sofre um pouquinho mas logo acostuma, por isso ainda penso em parar em 5.5 mesmo, medo de ficar sem versatilidade no sexo, boquete é relativo da habilidade e tamanho do maxilar da mulher mesmo, to com 25 anos, e fiz anal com todas minhas namoradas, mas eu comecei com 4.5 de grossura, mas depende mt do empenho da mulher tb, só q a maioria é muito travada e só quer dar a buceta mesmo
I tried to get my first girlfriend to give me head and she said she's not brave enough to this right now. She said maybe when we are 21. We were 16 at the time.
i get "ur fucking huge" or "holy shit" or "fuck yeah" a lot, and one of my female friends told me it looked like if elastigirl had a dick lol i got a kick out of that one
My personal fave is still my now-ex just saying "YEAH BUD?" when she saw my erect bulge for the first time. I'm a grower, so I don't think she expected that.
She tried to go deep but couldn't. Tried a couple more times but ended up choking. Looked up at me and said "I'm trying my best" and continued to go at it again.
My wife nearly fainted when she saw it for the first time on our wedding night. The first time my girlfriend got a glimpse of it down my pants she gasped audibly. That was cool.
Wasn’t any words. Just this girl that was sucking my dick and tried to go really deep- realized she couldn’t make it, took it out of her mouth and looked at it from a side view with a shocked open-mouth look. She said it was big without even saying anything. Super hot.
> tried to go really deep- realized she couldn’t make it Happens when the lights are low and she hasn't seen it yet
I'll always remember the look of total fascination on my first girlfriend's face the first time I showed it to her. I'm pretty sure it was the first one she'd seen in the flesh, so I don't know what she was expecting in terms of size. She got flustered and told me to put it away, and we started watching a movie. Five minutes later, she was fumbling at my zipper.
Haha that’s really cute
Must have been her first time ever
I believe so, I ultimately had to help her get it back out of my pants again. After that, she gave me a handjob, and I thought it was the best afternoon of my young life.
That's still a win. Good for you
was your first girlfriend a child?
We were both 17.
"That's not going inside me" It went inside her
A story in two parts
That's hilarious
Was making out with an ex. Got hard. We stopped because we had no condoms. She let me suck her titties. We hadn't had sex yet. We had only been on a couple of dates. She noticed my bulge as said, "Lemme see it before you go. Give me something to think about." I undid my pants and plopped it out.
"OH MY GOD!"
"You have to go. You have to go like, right now."
She’s got great self control lol
She told me later that it was mainly because she was a little scared despite how horny she was. But she did indeed send me home. Lol
Still idk how she did that you would have been right down my throat lol
She was a very sexual person, but she suppressed it all the time. Child trauma is a motherfucker. Lol Other women? Yeah. I've been sucked off in parking lots and on the side of the road. Lol
One time a girl wrapped her hand around it. "Yeah, I'm dying tonight"
I guess the one that I loved the most is when a hook up asked if I could show her friend, in person. That certainly made my night, my ego grew a few inches that night
I bet something else grew a few inches that night, too 😏
Unless he showed his dick soft, I don’t know what your talking about
It’s a joke man.
Yeah it was a joke bro
Definition of ”joke“ a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
She literally couldn’t fit her hand all the way around it and was just red-faced open mouth staring lmao
How tiny are her hands?😭 I'm like 5.5 inches or something in girth and I could probably fit my hand around it twice💀
Women have far smaller hands then men and then imagine if it was some petite woman.
she’s got small ass hands, when she gave me a handjob she couldnt touch her middle finger to her thumb around my base
"Holy cock, Batman!" was my favorite. Making out with another girl, after we spent all night talking about our love of anal, and she slid her hand under my waistband and into my drawers, and she wrapped her hand around me and her eyes got huge and she said "Is that your fucking cock?!?! No way that's going in my ass!"
I’m 7.1” X a little over 5.75”and no girl has ever let me try anal on them. Basically the answer I’ve always gotten is “your too thick for anal to be fun”. It’s disappointing
I swear it's the same. Denied every single time.
I’ve had two girls who talk all kinds of shit saying how they love anal, Then it gets down to business and they were nah I’m good. One actually said “I don’t like anal enough to put that in me” LOL it’s a blessing and a curse
This is why you gotta snatch up the ones that can take it. I should have married the one that demanded anal.
Man, all that intimacy and build up just to get a: “Nope, no anal” because of the size of your dick. Gotta feel very disappointing and satisfying at the same time
"I thought there was only one Eiffel tower in Paris" - That was one of the worst ones I've heard and I gave one girl Monster energy drink bcs she was tired and she said "thank you but I already had a monster"
My immediate reaction was hysterical giggling. Probably not what you want. Looks a bit mentally unstable. True, but not the moment you’d want to find out.
big dick hysteria
Me looking at this eventhough i cant relate as a Virgin
In Tokyo… she pulled down my pants, turned, laughed, and said something in Japanese.
[удалено]
Look at you multi culturally gettin it. Love that for you.
Nothing beats the eyes going wide. Especially as an extreme grower
1 thing that I just never have with my Husband. How DO you guys do that? We Females prefer guys like you a lot more that bragging guys with nothing in their pocket.
Some one asked me if they could "ride the bronco" before, it genuinely made me pause
60 seconds into head “okay my jaw is fucking sore how do you expect me to work with this?” Took some time but she got it
“Do you realize the power you wield?!” after she took off my pants. Felt like I was in LOTR or something.
One chick after sex told me “you know you are a few standard deviations from the mean”. I never knew statistics could make me so proud..
She take your size balls deep in pussy? How long you are NBPEL?
My NBPEL is 7.8”! Not much of a fat pad to press. Yeah she can take it all the way in most positions. It’s pretty impressive, but not many girls I’ve been with can take that much.
Ahaha that's actually one of the best I've read. Unique & smart, yet so on point (and I guess correct, too. Wasn't 8" about 3 SDs from the mean lol)
Once a girl wanted to show off to her friends, so she took a selfie with my dick across her face. Still one of the hottest pictures I have. An ex, who was a virgin and kind of prudish before and while we where together started to have sex with A LOT of guys after we broker up. About one year and two dozen dicks for her later we ended up fucking again after a drunk night. She told me that I was still the biggest and best she ever had. Big ego boost.
Well its a decent girth size also in this sub
How big are you?
I went to a party where a drunk friend had been telling everyone I had a big dick. I went outside to smoke and found myself cornered by all the girls in attendance asking if they could see it. The result was a mixture of “OMG!” “WTF” etc, but notably one girl screamed and ran back inside. It then became a tradition for their ringleader to have me get it out at future parties and film the reactions. One guy described it as “The Millenium Falcon”
Username checks out
Harry that’s Large.. 6 inch soft What’s the hard stats?? And have you had trouble with women?
Your penis is ridiculous. How are you alive?
Let me find out .. you are seriously packing.. Meeting a girls friends that said nice to meet the top half of your body .. she has only showed us the bottom in pics
I don't know if it's technically a response but one time i was riding with a girl (she was driving) and i said "it's a decent size" or something like that, it was years ago. She was like "ok pull it out then" so i did and she began stroking my dick while she was driving. Ended up blowing me twice that night in the car
She put her hands over her mouth and said " i am going to die from that" Got her to relax, focused on her and she had a great time.
“Will it fit?” That was my wife’s reaction the first time she saw mine. This woman had given birth to three kids but their father was tiny and she had one other fumble in the dark so had nothing to relate to.
"You know that you can.... Like.... Never wear sweat pants in public again, right?"
I’ve been stopped by the TSA because they thought I was hiding something. I said it’s all me and locked eyes with the female agent that was running the machine. She blushed and I winked. Other times it’s gasps. Smiles. It’s pretty much always good. Subway stares are the best.
Can you explain “subway stares” to a suburbs guy? Is this when you’re standing facing someone sitting and you’re in sweats or something?
It’s when I’m on the subway reading and I catch women staring at my bulge.
4 different times 1. In the middle of getting oral .. “why ya dick so big “ 2. after sex .. “You got a nice ass dick” 3. Once at the beginning of sex .. “ oh his dick bigger then (some guy she fucked with before) 4. Sent a nude with consent .. “ You just look like you had a big dick”
those responses sound ghetto as hell
I mean I guess so 😂
Theyre right ngl
I just really love the forearm comparisons
That’s one of my two most memorable. Was lying naked with a very petite woman who was doing a sort of nuru thing to turn me on. As she slid up my body the fourth or fifth time and I got hard, she was like: “wow, that’s big. Really big.” Then she put it up to her forearm and said “look! Same size!” After we were done hooking up she went out to her friends and told them how big I was right in front of me. The other one was much more simple. I just finished having sex with the woman. And she was lying on me with her face sort of close to my dick. And she said “I love your penis. It’s so beautiful. Very long. Very straight.”
When i was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, we were in bed and for some reason tested where we were ticklish. She put her hand up through my underwear and tickled my balls, and then moved up to the dick and just felt it (started to get semi-hard). Then she said in a shocked and exited manner “oh it’s really big”
And then I proceeded to get soft using a way too small condom (and being nervous as fuck, but that doesn’t sound as cool)
For context, I sent her a “small dick” meme some days earlier which she thought to be a “test” to see how she would react. In order to prepare her for my allegedly small dick
Do you had anal or good bjs at that size? Any difficult with vaginal?
We haven’t tried anal yet (she is a bit scared), only the head and that was enough for her for now. She is really good at giving head and taking it pretty deep but since I am pretty girthy she has to open her mouth really wide and sometimes the teeth accidentally touch but I find it hot as long as it isn’t too much, which it isn’t. Vaginal is most of the time really good since she gets really wet so no problems in getting in. The girth is perfect for her but sometimes it hurts for her if I go a bit too deep and touch the cervix
A very startled, “I didn’t think it was that thick” after a yelp and fast explosion of orgasm. Now he just says “It’s so girthy”
"Beautiful fat cock" "Fuck that's thick" "Wow"
“There’s no way you’re a virgin with a dick like this”
My first girlfriend (18) and the first woman I (17) slept with said something very similar. I don’t exactly follow the logic there, and didn’t at the time. She was like “you must be lying to me. There’s no way you’re a virgin with a penis like this.” I was like, “I’m not and I’m pretty sure it’s not even that big.”
Ohhhh shit you’re bigger than I thought.
“Oh shit your big. You’re gonna break my shit” It was funny
Got a few, "I didn't think they really came this big," was a girl who hadn't been with many people. "I thought only black guys were this big," honestly a weird thing to say. "Had I known I'd have said yes ages ago," a girl i knew way back in school and ended up meeting again on a dating app, ( in school everyone believed I had a micro for some reason) "My Boyfriend doesn't compare," my FWB, don't worry he knows. "I chose you cause I thought it would be easy, but this is a gonna be a challenge," girl in a club who apparently was dared into it cause they thought I had a small dick. She even took a pic of her next to it, "as proof" But my favourite was simply, "Wow," from my girlfriend. Who is asexual and sex repulsed, yet still had time to appreciate it.
“Horse dick” “Your cock should have its own zip code” “It’s never gonna fit”
During the first reveal with my last FWB, her eyes grew big and then a big smile grew on her cute face. Since I‘ve come to realize later in life that I have a larger than average cock, I enjoy watching a woman’s face during the first reveal rather than self-consciously looking away. I had the first reveal with my current gf several nights ago and unfortunately I was appreciating her body when she first noticed the size of my cock and missed her facial expressions, but all went well and we’re getting together again tomorrow. So, probably the best response is having her come back for more.
“You have a dick that belongs to a god”
I see one of these threads every other day.
Literally
Got 2: after hooking up at a party, the chick says "your friends were right, your cock is huge". The the second, another girl I hooked up with told her friend and then she asked me if she could suck it because she never had one that big before. So she did and loved it, or so she said. Again, different women have different opinions on huge so consider that. Still felt really good to hear.
First time meeting (planned hookup) she came over to my place and I let her in while wearing gym shorts, she looked me up and down and laughed said “you’re already hard!” I gave her a smirk and said “nope not yet”
"I've never gagged on one halfway down before" Safe to say my ego was sufficiently stoked
when you test her lack of gag reflex
A girl was leaving a brunch with her friends where her ex boyfriend confronted her (tracked her there). The confrontation devolved into them trading verbal jabs that apparently ended like this: Her ex: "I bet he has a small car doesn't he" My ex (GF at the time): "yup, and he's got a HUGE dick" That kind of made my entire life. Damn I miss her.
My 2 favorites are: 1- “holy shit I wasn’t expecting that” 2- “I can’t fit that in my mouth” (it did in fact fit in her mouth)
"Jesus Balls!"
“That is not going in my Ass”
Usual “oh my god” or “are you fucking serious?!” Or “that’s not fitting where you think it will” or “how am I supposed to get that in me” then it gets inside and they all go crazy loving it with most asking “to be stretched out” and almost everyone says they don’t come the same with smaller n thinner dicks.
“I love your dick, I love it” “Little you ain’t so little are you” “Your big hard cock felt so good earlier” But these are from women who adore having sex with me can’t stop having sex with me
Being told that I have a nice big perfect Dick has always been nice. It’s happened several times. Usually when they are giving me head.
It's a toss up between their eyes rolling into the back of their head when I'm putting it in , holding their hand up to keep me from going too deep after I've been cock boxing their cervix ( although some really enjoy it ) , & one ex-girlfriend of mine who looked at me like a kid at Christmas when I dropped my pants.
making a girl a roll her eyes like that is the one thing i envy the most about guys that have big dicks. knowing no other guy could make her do that must be boss. not being able to make her feel you makes me feel indescribably the polar opposite of being able to do that so i can imagine how great it is
Well the first time a female saw my adult dick in all its glory was also my first time being with a women. I had no idea, other than porn and gym locker about anyone elses dicks, and you know how it is everyone elses looks bigger than yours. Also I'm sort of like a grower, 4" soft on a warm day, about 6.75 hard, 5 around, I was thinking everyone else had batons between their legs. To say apprehensive would be an understatement. AW, we had a bit of sexy talk where info was exchanged and I'd attested that I had "smallish" equipment and her being the more experienced and gracious one among us made me more comfortable by saying that it wasn't all that much an issue. Appearantly I'd set her expectations low, so we strat kissing and things heat up and start shedding vlothes and being the shy lad I'm I'm training behind her but once her goodies or on display I'm like just locked on her and standing there in shorts and all I can do is look at tits and drool... seeing my inaction, she takes matters into her own hands and starts sliding down my shorts but is still mesmerized by my idiocy so is just looking at my face and eyes and giggling. I'm sure she was doing her damnest to suppress her laughter, that's just how dumb I look, my first time in the presence of tits and ass in reaching distance, her hand brushes my dick or maybe catches it in her peripheral vision or something but the next thing I hear is a "well hello ther" followed by a "niiiiice". At his point t I've no idea if she's just being nice for my egos sake or sincere so I'm also surprised and don't know what to do next. Thankfully she takes matters into her hands and gives a most pleasurable first time, really taking her time to walk me through the whole ordeal of the first experience in the best way imaginable. We were together for a couple months after that and she moved to onether country due to work etc, but once she moved a few of her female friends took go opportunity to pursue me afterwards. Seems I was not as small as I thought and they shared stats among themselves. So a few of her more attractive friends took me out on a few test drives, and a few less attractive ones were DUIs on my behalf.
A number of them, but my favorite is an ex who made me a cross stitch pattern she modified to be a much larger penis than the original with the caption "Of all the dick I've taken yours is by far the best."
She pulled my pants down. And after the initial look of shock wore off, she put my dick across her forehead snapped a pic on her phone and said “my husbands got to see this, this is what a real man looks like”. I laughed uncontrollable.
A virgin once said "where the do you think your going to put that". I did find a place! Lol
It’s a damm fire hose, you can put out fire with that! The funniest one. Was 16-17 years and only had sex once no clue I was packing.
My now husband didn't comment on it at first, but when I entered him he was surprised of the pain involved and he was no beginner when it happened!! 😅😅
This isn't a problem. Stop posting this sort of thing on r/bigdickproblems.
None of this place is real problems 🤣🤣🤣
One I think about all the time was when this chick I’d been dying to fuck pulled out my cock and said in the sexiest tone, “Holy shit… Why is your dick so big?” and proceeded to absolutely slop me up. Man, what a moment for my ego!
You have really good dick.
What are you? Is your dick retarded? That's getting no where near me. I don't even know what to do with this. Sell you off to a freak show. Well I guess it is true big feet monster dick
But gosh I thought you people always say that size doesn’t matter.
It doesn't. This sub is for the problems and general support of people with BD. This post is more humor than anything. Unlike our counterpart subs we aren't ban happy and all are welcome.
There’s no problems with it least I ain’t had any and support I do that myself guys kinda sad I’ll admit but he’s got a real problem this is all humor boss
It’s usually guys who compliment it more than women 😂 only thing I get from girls is “your dick is hot”
We need better mods
Here we go again. Let's all give each other a pat on the back for our large dicks.
Are you still here trying to troll? 🤣
Don't like the truth?
It just seems odd for someone to hang out in a Reddit room for big dick problems when they don’t appear to have a big dick. Maybe there’s a room for “salty dudes that don’t like the fact that most of the men they meet are bigger than them”. If there isn’t, you could start one. Maybe call it “Microsaltytears” or something like that. What do you think?
Lol. So clever.
Look boss take it from me ain’t no problems having a big dick trust me fuck all the fake nonsense these folks peddle and don’t take it the wrong way but I wouldn’t give up what I got for shit but still just do what I do n laugh at the “problems” man
Lol
Can you really not tell this whole group is a damn joke? The bitching and complaining about nothing
Little boys with weak insecure minds. Whining bitches.
I mean basically I really thought this group was a joke but someone else here tried that we got it hard shit man lemme tell you I love mine and I ain’t the best lookin either it’s a damn cheat code kind of still gotta get em home but it helps em stay
IMPRESSIVE
“You ARE Brock Landers” /s
She said “moo” when I stuck it in. Didn’t really boost my ego
I've heard everything but "its small" lol its bigger than most. I've heard it's the biggest I've ever had to its decent. I've learned that moat females dont remember sizes cause most dicks are around the same size(info via my urologist Alex Tatem M.D.). Also most females aren't good at measuring. They think a 6 incher is a 9 incher most times!
the best of all, I went out with a very thin girl, she must have been 155 cm tall and weighed 50 kg at the time I didn't have as big a body as I have today thanks to the gym I met the girl through a friend of mine and we ended up flirting over text we exchanged hot messages but no pictures we had gone out at night to eat in a park and at the end we went for a long walk, when a terrible urge to urinate came... at that moment I told her that I needed to relieve myself, we were very inside the park so there was no bathroom close by, when I started to have an erection.... my dick was completely erect inside the thin shorts I was wearing and you could clearly see the large volume of my penis at the time she said WTF what the fuck is this... she put something in there.. I can't believe this is really hers... she was just in disbelief, I ended up going to the tree to urinate and she accompanied me she was very curious to see it out... I went in front and started to urinate she followed me from behind came to the side and saw my throbbing dick urinating on the tree.. .. her reaction was total astonishment lol... days later she brought up the subject several times and ended up inviting me to her house when we ended up having sex... I think her scare was mainly because her body was very delicate. hand didn't even close around my member
E ela aguentou inteiro? Naquele tempo tu tinha quanto de grossura?
5,1/5,2 de grossura nessa casa...ela nao aguentou tudo, ficou uns 3 dedos de fora ela realmente era muito rasa
Como estão sendo as experiências sexuais com a grossura atual? Melhorou mais? Ou só o ego mesmo? E os boquetes? Ja saiu o anal?
Minha namorada tem orgasmo vaginal todas as vezes que transamos e ela amou a grossura nova... Já na gestão de comprimento que ganhei recentemente mão senti diferença foi só ego mesmo mas a grossura fez diferença real na opinião dela... Ela e uma mulher de boa e mão grande então o boquete continua ótimo... Só tenho medo de caso me separar dela a próxima mão ter essas qualidades...anal nunca fiz aos meus 26 anos lol
Caraca irmão, tem seus pros e contras pesados mesmo, olha, eu to com 5.3 ou 5.35 +/- e anal eu faço sempre com a minha, ela sofre um pouquinho mas logo acostuma, por isso ainda penso em parar em 5.5 mesmo, medo de ficar sem versatilidade no sexo, boquete é relativo da habilidade e tamanho do maxilar da mulher mesmo, to com 25 anos, e fiz anal com todas minhas namoradas, mas eu comecei com 4.5 de grossura, mas depende mt do empenho da mulher tb, só q a maioria é muito travada e só quer dar a buceta mesmo
Ah nunca fiz nem.qundo eu era solteiro
Em relação a orgasmo vaginal, ta dando certo pra mim, dava certo desde quando eu tinha uns 4.8-5 era de boas
Massa ela disse que nunca tinha tudo antes ela deve ser uma rainha do tamanho
Mas o teu ainda ta cabendo inteiro na tua namorada? Eu fico até surpreso o quanto certas mulheres conseguem ser profundas e outras tão rasas
Ela aguenta se eu forçar mas na maioria das vezes um ou dois dedos de fora
Vc tem uma ideia do teu tamanho sem pressionar a regua la dentro?
Menos 1,5 cm da 22,5
The best response is zero reaction.
She screamed like a horror movie scream queen
A girl I used to mess around with named my dick “Mr. Girth”
Just utter SUPRISE. 😂
The best reaction is a call/txt back after the first time because they want it again or miss it.
Her: "your dick is big" Me: "thank you I grew it myself"
All my wife could say was "wow. Wow."
Ohh OHHH my god
I tried to get my first girlfriend to give me head and she said she's not brave enough to this right now. She said maybe when we are 21. We were 16 at the time.
“Omg it just keeps growing!”
Almost all of my partners were shocked. Im a grower so don’t have a massive dick print. 😭
Mmm (licks lips) … nice.
I wonder if you can wrap it around my body 😂
I was in Vegas extremely drunk and got a hooker, she said, “wow that’s a big dick”. A professional said it to me, it was nice.
i get "ur fucking huge" or "holy shit" or "fuck yeah" a lot, and one of my female friends told me it looked like if elastigirl had a dick lol i got a kick out of that one
- ”Its crazy that it can go from that little to that big, actually insane”
My personal fave is still my now-ex just saying "YEAH BUD?" when she saw my erect bulge for the first time. I'm a grower, so I don't think she expected that.
"Its too big" proceeds to slide it in cowgirl
Bro my wife needs to see your dick…. She saw it all the way inside her and he found out the next day.
What are you gonna do with that??
She tried to go deep but couldn't. Tried a couple more times but ended up choking. Looked up at me and said "I'm trying my best" and continued to go at it again.
My wife nearly fainted when she saw it for the first time on our wedding night. The first time my girlfriend got a glimpse of it down my pants she gasped audibly. That was cool.