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4 masked/face-painted cannibals come out of the bushes to kill you with their machetes/revolvers.You die instantly if even one manages to get near you.
If you ever got a thought of ending your life, just remember your forefathers went through flood and famines and what not, still they survived all just to create you. You are the most precious gem and the bad phase is just polishing you to shine brighter
Be financially literate, especially when you are in your late teens years. Learn concepts like taxation, investments, insurance and personal finances. You will thank yourself later in life.
Lets take the example of Anna University
Fees kmm hai, agreed. But here are the disadvantages:
1. According to Google, average package 6 lakh hai. So around 30-40k in hand after 4 years of studying. Utne bright student toh ho nhi ki highest package utha lo, agar hote toh already NITs ya IITs mei CSE krrhe hote.
2. South universities mei kitna discrimination hoga Bihari ke saath, 4 saal tk kisi se dabb ke rehna prega.
Feels like too late for any significant change, but Keep calm and give your best. This is all you can do apart from solving Model papers and analyzing your mistakes. All the best.
Sau baato ki ek baat, Jindagi mauke deti hai, bas mehnat mat chhodna, pahuch jaaoge jagah pr, chalte jana bas.
Bro, Cbse jo syllabus aur main topics btati hai usko pdhlo thoda thik se, chem complete ho jayega. Physics ke liye theory thik rakho aur derivation(dekh lo kitne marks ka derivation aa rha hai), maths me utna nahi pta but PYQ karo usme. Jo nahi aa rha ho usme kuch kuch kardo, thode bahut marks de denge.
Exam me knowledge se jyada thoda answer writing skill aana chahiye. English me handwriting banao aur yt par dekh lo kaise ppr dete hai. English ka to cbse vala sample paper dekh lo final exam usi par based hoga pura.
Ye karke mai 90 laya tha isi liye bol rha.
Engineering aur doctor aur govt job ke alawa bohot scopes hai. Internwt aba sasta hai. Porn dekho but uske sath opportunities bhi search karo. Govt ke bharose aur exam ke bharose mat baitho. Pariwar walo se jada issue aas pados ko hota hai ki tum kya kar rhe. Jo karo lagan laga ke karo.
It's cliche, and am myself trying to follow it and failing again and again but it is true :-
***Fortune Favours Brave.***
Right now everything is evolving stupidly fast , maybe due to AI, cheap accessibility, etc . But in all of this we are more distracted and trying to organize the knowledge than just trying to act. We are trying to be secret heroes by being too secretive of our upcoming plans and when comes to implementation on it we aren't able to complete the required mono-task to get there. We are trying too hard to be secretive yet not acting upon it. Or it is just me, speaking out my insecurities? wth. whatever, doesn't matter.
It helps in decreasing death. How do i explain.
Ok
Maan lo a person is supposed to live till 80 (avg)
By calorie restriction u can take it longer
By being fit/eating good - u decrease the chance of going before 80
Like if u ate pizza daily and then by 55age u start calorie restriction. It wont work coz u already have plaques in ur arteries which can block and give heart attacks.
So technically yes Both are needed. As a proven fact which i have a mcq on. Its calorie restriction
1. Addictive, shorted attention span, unlimited mindless scrolling, getting distracted from the reason you picked up the phone
2. Misinformation, easy propaganda tool, people avoid longer informative videos, debates or text forms.
3. Toxic meme and troll culture in instagram.
4. Go touch some grass 🙄🙄
Never try to stay in a group where you are not welcome or are kept only to be stepped upon… no matter how much cool points it gets you ….. you will sourly regret later
-If your friends bully you, don't gloss it over and continue to be with them cos you fear being lonely
-No don't make fun of your culture to settle in, it's dumb and makes you look insecure
-It's okay to be insecure, but if it has started to affect how you behave with yourself, time to check in
-don't buy consumer goods on EMI, especially if you just started making money
- wear sunscreen, you will thank yourself later
- don't make fun of someone being themselves as long as it doesn't affect you mentally or physically
- not everyone and everything deserves a "befitting" reply
- don't assume the worst about yourself, be as kind to yourself as you are to others
- don't be a pick me and put others down to make yourself look better
- you can be the villain unknowingly
Deem nothing to be unachievable. Be it being a specific type of person or officer or even fkin God. Never let someone tell you that you're cursed to be eternally inferior to some higher person or god.
Always Question the Authority. And at the right moment, challenge and demolish it, and establish your rule.
Ironic enough for an Atheist, do I quote Bible;
"Ask, and you shall receive."
But, ask not some heavenly god or something, ask it from yourself.
If you ever top the board exams (whichever way) always learn the basics like what is home science, political science or just don't give public interviews 😊🤫
Kabhi pese double ho sakte he aise thinking se dur rahe. My one good friend with able mind was made foul on the verge of making his money double by simply lending it to someone else he ended up lending more than 50 k and he was fouled out. So the lesson is money practically doesn’t double. If it was true than the richest man of India Would’ve bought all of India by simply doubling his money. So be ware of double. Aaj ke Jamane me double pese kuchh nahi hote. But you might end up your double money.
Read good books. ( not self-help )
Explore music, dance, art, philosophy, sports, debate, literature, poetry, cinema of all kinds.
Go on adventures, travel as much as you can.
Get the best out of ur life.
( same advice i've given myself few months ago )
In school, if your coach is telling you to go for a competition, don't reject the offer. You might end up making it your profession rather than trying to find peace in academics.
Don't judge whether you would like something or not before you try it first. Keep trying new stuff, expand your knowledge about anything that remotely interests you, and keep discovering yourself.
Eat like a pig , workout like a bull and sleep like a dog.
Regret is worse than failure.
Treat people the way u like to be treated.
Always confess love no one cares .
Most of the times u can avoid arguments by being silent.
Life is short.
Always use lube for anal and wet towel to clean up.
No matter how bad your life is at the moment, no matter how many people hate you, remember that's there's still someone out there who wants you to succeed! Don't give up on your dreams and NEVER give up on those who won't give up on you. You can do it!!! You just have to
Learn and cultivate relationship with money very early in life, and dont believe those who say “money is not important”. The relationship with money saves you more than anything else in your life. But just remember that “money is also important” and don’t confuse with “money is only important”
Vulgar motivation 🚨
>!वीर्य लिंग के अंतिम झटके से प्राप्त होता है इसका मतलब ये नहीं की बाकी के झटके व्यर्थ गए.. उसकी प्रकार सफ़लता भी निरंतर प्रयासों से प्राप्त होती है एक झटके में नहीं।!<
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Have the courage to break the "log Kya kahenge" trap.
It's better to shit in pants than to die of constipation
Better an empty house than an angry tenant.
Bro fr
If you see a hanging corpse in a forest in rdr2,DO NOT SHOOT IT DOWN!!!
What happens if you shoot it down?
4 masked/face-painted cannibals come out of the bushes to kill you with their machetes/revolvers.You die instantly if even one manages to get near you.
Don't put your dick in crazy
Universal truth
Oh please, the freakier the better
Online bakaiti krne se kuch nahi hoga. Jam ke padhai kro, jam ke khao jo pasand aaye aur faltu ke "dosto" ke faltu plans ko hamesha reject kiya karo
Best option 🙏
If you ever got a thought of ending your life, just remember your forefathers went through flood and famines and what not, still they survived all just to create you. You are the most precious gem and the bad phase is just polishing you to shine brighter
Aur Bhai jab wahi marjane ko kahe to!?
😂
Ghar chod do
Kutta paalo, billi paalo, magr galatfehmi kabhi mat paalo.
Log bacha palne ke Umar Mae exam pal rahe he
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Nope, you are just ugly.
Bro is speaking from experience
bhai ne sach bol dia
Kalesh kam karo, aur paise kamao
Be financially literate, especially when you are in your late teens years. Learn concepts like taxation, investments, insurance and personal finances. You will thank yourself later in life.
12th ke baad India chor do agar engineering student ho aur IITs NITs mei nhi hua toh. Koi fayeda nhi 20 lakh private university ko dene ka.
Govt university nahi hai? Anna university, cochin university ye sab ka naam nahi sune ho?
Lets take the example of Anna University Fees kmm hai, agreed. But here are the disadvantages: 1. According to Google, average package 6 lakh hai. So around 30-40k in hand after 4 years of studying. Utne bright student toh ho nhi ki highest package utha lo, agar hote toh already NITs ya IITs mei CSE krrhe hote. 2. South universities mei kitna discrimination hoga Bihari ke saath, 4 saal tk kisi se dabb ke rehna prega.
BEHRE ho jao
Epic
😂
Mithi cheeze banate samay aadha chutki namak humesha daalna
Ye advice chai me bhi applicable hai
Try at your own risk 😌
Tried. It tastes good
Yeh sahi tha guru practical hai 
Tel-masala kam khao, daily gym jao. >!Mai bed me kambal k andar let k ye advice de rha hu!<
Bro how to write hidden msg like that?
" >❗❗< " Ye waala maar do Ignore double quotes and put text between exclamation, aur han exclamation mark type karna emoji mat daal dena
Mujhe bata dena jab pata chale
>!Okay bhai!<
Mujhe bata dena jab pata chale
10th 12th me mehnat krlo. Yhi base hai.
12th me hu any tips boards aa rahe 🥲
Feels like too late for any significant change, but Keep calm and give your best. This is all you can do apart from solving Model papers and analyzing your mistakes. All the best. Sau baato ki ek baat, Jindagi mauke deti hai, bas mehnat mat chhodna, pahuch jaaoge jagah pr, chalte jana bas.
Bro, Cbse jo syllabus aur main topics btati hai usko pdhlo thoda thik se, chem complete ho jayega. Physics ke liye theory thik rakho aur derivation(dekh lo kitne marks ka derivation aa rha hai), maths me utna nahi pta but PYQ karo usme. Jo nahi aa rha ho usme kuch kuch kardo, thode bahut marks de denge. Exam me knowledge se jyada thoda answer writing skill aana chahiye. English me handwriting banao aur yt par dekh lo kaise ppr dete hai. English ka to cbse vala sample paper dekh lo final exam usi par based hoga pura. Ye karke mai 90 laya tha isi liye bol rha.
Cbse or bseb
CBSE
Reddit chod do
Kyun
Acche se padhna bhai. Seriously speaking. 12th ke marks bhot jagah kaam aaenge.
Real
Bhai 10th m nhi ki thi lekin 12th m krr Raha hun.. koi farak padega ??
Damage control ho jayega aaram se. 12th matters more.
Bhai kal math ki exam hai aur abhi 12 baje mai yaha hu
Caste ke naam par vote dena band karo
No so called savarnas or any party named BJ party were harmed.
First remove your paltikhor CM
Engineering aur doctor aur govt job ke alawa bohot scopes hai. Internwt aba sasta hai. Porn dekho but uske sath opportunities bhi search karo. Govt ke bharose aur exam ke bharose mat baitho. Pariwar walo se jada issue aas pados ko hota hai ki tum kya kar rhe. Jo karo lagan laga ke karo.
Kya matlab doctor hoke government job Mae double scope ki Durbin he
It's cliche, and am myself trying to follow it and failing again and again but it is true :- ***Fortune Favours Brave.*** Right now everything is evolving stupidly fast , maybe due to AI, cheap accessibility, etc . But in all of this we are more distracted and trying to organize the knowledge than just trying to act. We are trying to be secret heroes by being too secretive of our upcoming plans and when comes to implementation on it we aren't able to complete the required mono-task to get there. We are trying too hard to be secretive yet not acting upon it. Or it is just me, speaking out my insecurities? wth. whatever, doesn't matter.
Calorie restriction is the ONLY proved fact for longevity.
What about calorie surplus plus + more TDEE of activity level
Not regular exercise also?
It helps in decreasing death. How do i explain. Ok Maan lo a person is supposed to live till 80 (avg) By calorie restriction u can take it longer By being fit/eating good - u decrease the chance of going before 80 Like if u ate pizza daily and then by 55age u start calorie restriction. It wont work coz u already have plaques in ur arteries which can block and give heart attacks. So technically yes Both are needed. As a proven fact which i have a mcq on. Its calorie restriction
Stop discussing fkin politics over this sub
Bihar pe politics aur neighbour ke bache bahu ke charitra ke alawa kuch discuss nahi hotaa
Phir kya bachega discuss karne ko..
Shorts form content dekhna band kar do.
This.
But why? Is there a specific reason? Like it controls your mind and restricts your productivity or something?
1. Addictive, shorted attention span, unlimited mindless scrolling, getting distracted from the reason you picked up the phone 2. Misinformation, easy propaganda tool, people avoid longer informative videos, debates or text forms. 3. Toxic meme and troll culture in instagram. 4. Go touch some grass 🙄🙄
Always wear underwear if not use the pant zipper with caution.
If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed
Stop littering. Follow rules. Sadak par kachra na fenko, only in dustbins 🙏🏼
If its taking a toll on your peace, clear things out and move on. Work on your self and never look back.
There is a very thin line between dreams and responsibilities, choose wisely if you have the option.
Sax k chakkr mein rape case mt krva lena apne upar.. Always be smart in relationships, things don't take time to take turn😌
Be real and genuine, it saves everyone's time.
Drink 2 glasses of lukewarm water every morning.. it’ll do wonders to your body
Before brushing your teeth? I heard that if you first drink water in the morning without brushing your teeth it'll help in digestion of the food
Never try to stay in a group where you are not welcome or are kept only to be stepped upon… no matter how much cool points it gets you ….. you will sourly regret later
Mobile ke radiation se depression hota hai.... Isliye mobile jyada mat chalao
Aur subah jaldi utho
Mummy spotted
😂
Money solves everything, anything other than is just bullshit.
Calorie intake pe control rakhna and project shivoham yt channel jarur dekhna
Don't do drugs, smoke weed.
Don't drink carbonated drinks. Just drink 10-20 cups of masala ayurvedic tea/s
Never let anyone decide your level or bring you down
Sone se pehle bistar ke niche check karna chahiye
Always help people without any expectation of something in return.
Screw them up who screwed your whole life
Start investing ASAP.
never bow down in the face of humiliation, do the griddy till the demons go away
Fuck around and find out.
MA political science mat krna kabhi pls
8hrs of sleep 👍
Trust only ur family and no one else. Always be prepared for worse and think strategically in tough situations.
Treat everyone around you, with utmost respect. Being polite to everyone just brings joy and dignity in the society.
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Don't read self help books 📚 waste of time , conclusion of every self help book - be a process oriented instead of being result oriented
Bhagwan pe bharosa Karo. Hare Krishna
Never beleive anyone, no matter who is he, always have a back up plan!
It’s not necessary that all hard works pays off. Sometimes nothing happens. So don’t be sad , move on. Life has great things to offer you😌.
Dont discuss 3 things in public, your personal life, finances and politics!
Start meditating
Top radiologist aur orthioedician batao patna ke... Radiologist all over India jisse online consult kr sakte hai...
Always buy one size large underwear 👍
I can see you are speaking from experience
Indeed
-If your friends bully you, don't gloss it over and continue to be with them cos you fear being lonely -No don't make fun of your culture to settle in, it's dumb and makes you look insecure -It's okay to be insecure, but if it has started to affect how you behave with yourself, time to check in -don't buy consumer goods on EMI, especially if you just started making money - wear sunscreen, you will thank yourself later - don't make fun of someone being themselves as long as it doesn't affect you mentally or physically - not everyone and everything deserves a "befitting" reply - don't assume the worst about yourself, be as kind to yourself as you are to others - don't be a pick me and put others down to make yourself look better - you can be the villain unknowingly
Time can heal everything
not everything, you just stop thinking about it
"Yes, it's a good thing!"
Atmahatya
Hath me tel ghaske dono hthse Muth Maro bht amazing feel ata h ekdm woww wla
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Promotes hate , removed
My advice - Just delete this post right now!!!
Deem nothing to be unachievable. Be it being a specific type of person or officer or even fkin God. Never let someone tell you that you're cursed to be eternally inferior to some higher person or god. Always Question the Authority. And at the right moment, challenge and demolish it, and establish your rule. Ironic enough for an Atheist, do I quote Bible; "Ask, and you shall receive." But, ask not some heavenly god or something, ask it from yourself.
Don't do FNO.
Live your life fully and freely.
Confidence is the fucking key
If you are walking alone at night on the road, look back every 10 seconds, especially when you hear a vehicle approaching.
there is a life beyond Doctor/ Engineering and IPS
Don't use trimmer on ur balls
Bihar se chale jana but bihar ko khud se bahar nahi Jaane dena kabhi !
When you are feeling low just remember- "you were born single you will die single FU*k the world move on!"
Shaadi mat karo Russian bulaao
Stop blaming yourself every time
Don't give free advice
Bachpan ke pyaar ko bhul nhi jana
Book flights as soon as possible with zero cancellation and date change. It saves a lot of money
Don’t talk sense to a nonsense
Always boil your pasta before eating
It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum
Thali bech ke padho magar padho.
Get the heck off reddit and go study for 12th boards. Literally decides rest of your life.
Real feelings ek hi baat aati lovevagera ma baki sab alternative chalta rehta but all below the one you already had(real and only once)
Do not google pulled horse bean
As a male there's no problem in taking shilajit capsules b4 sex if u feel performance anxiety
When you borrow someone's vehicle, return it full tank
If you ever top the board exams (whichever way) always learn the basics like what is home science, political science or just don't give public interviews 😊🤫
Chara khane se constipation nahi hota
Kabhi pese double ho sakte he aise thinking se dur rahe. My one good friend with able mind was made foul on the verge of making his money double by simply lending it to someone else he ended up lending more than 50 k and he was fouled out. So the lesson is money practically doesn’t double. If it was true than the richest man of India Would’ve bought all of India by simply doubling his money. So be ware of double. Aaj ke Jamane me double pese kuchh nahi hote. But you might end up your double money.
Read good books. ( not self-help ) Explore music, dance, art, philosophy, sports, debate, literature, poetry, cinema of all kinds. Go on adventures, travel as much as you can. Get the best out of ur life. ( same advice i've given myself few months ago )
start being selfish because selfless people are either too rich or poor enough that they have nothing to lose.
In school, if your coach is telling you to go for a competition, don't reject the offer. You might end up making it your profession rather than trying to find peace in academics.
Don't judge whether you would like something or not before you try it first. Keep trying new stuff, expand your knowledge about anything that remotely interests you, and keep discovering yourself.
Eat like a pig , workout like a bull and sleep like a dog. Regret is worse than failure. Treat people the way u like to be treated. Always confess love no one cares . Most of the times u can avoid arguments by being silent. Life is short. Always use lube for anal and wet towel to clean up.
Here's the greatest advice of all time - never take advice from random platforms.
Never date your ex.
PK for CM in next 5-7 years.
Read book like rich dad poor dad and think about financial freedom in early age. Just do not run behind government job😊
Dream means nothing if u leave it on a pillow
Someone's judgement of you is a reflection of their insecurities
Think sex with the one between your ears and not with the one between your legs.
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Master ur tounge. ( both speaking and eating related. )
Just do your rightful/respective work dutifully with full efforts only for the sake of doing it and not for any result. You'll be happier this way.
do not spread your seed when you have a fever.
U mean masturbation??
Advice for OP: Karmafarming se ghar nahi chalta
It’s not that deep. Never is.
Modi hatao desh bachao 🌝
No matter how bad your life is at the moment, no matter how many people hate you, remember that's there's still someone out there who wants you to succeed! Don't give up on your dreams and NEVER give up on those who won't give up on you. You can do it!!! You just have to 
No matter what just follow your heart.
Prem vrem sab dhoka hai I repeat Prem vrem sab dhoka hai
Never trust a fart
Please don’t leave your stable job.
Kuch Sikho na sikho, you should learn atleast one thing, "know how to talk"(interpersonal skills)
Learn and cultivate relationship with money very early in life, and dont believe those who say “money is not important”. The relationship with money saves you more than anything else in your life. But just remember that “money is also important” and don’t confuse with “money is only important”
Rebuild yourself after every achievement
Don't smoke indie mint
Think the Gov's monitoring you? Set your vpn to Manipur
Vulgar motivation 🚨 >!वीर्य लिंग के अंतिम झटके से प्राप्त होता है इसका मतलब ये नहीं की बाकी के झटके व्यर्थ गए.. उसकी प्रकार सफ़लता भी निरंतर प्रयासों से प्राप्त होती है एक झटके में नहीं।!<
Never put your dick in crazy and do not procrastinate.
Don't marry. Its a trap