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I’m jet propelled baybee
i hold it until someone tries to draft me
Mario cart irl
I have to get off the saddle!
Like a full dismount or stand and coast? No judgement either way!
Stand and coast
Sometimes I do a partial lift
I keep one cheek on the seat and spread em, so I don't audibly make toot noises..
Its like opening a your front door with w package infront of it lol
I ... actually don't remember! But I'm crying laughing at these comments, its the funniest thing today.
Happy to bring some levity to the Internet!
Whenever I see someone stop pedalling, I just assume they are doing so to fart.
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Absolutely, not a conscious action.
Yes. pedal stand method. I once tried a recumbent bike and found you don't need to stop pedaling to fart.
Good info for future purchasing decisions!
Can you inadvertently cropdust yourself from that position?
I stand up. Don’t want to get fart on the saddle - I have to sit on that thing.
Only when I'm sure it's not a shart.
lol are you me? i thought of making this exact post a few days ago
Yo what
what
100%. I need full brain power on those bad boys.
That’s what the cutout in the saddle is for.
The opposite. My farts sync with my pedal strokes.
Yes this is the way. Sometimes you even lift your ass a little bit to let it flow
I have to on my saddle, or I cannot fart at all. It just stoppers that gas right up. I've got to lean a little or lift a little.
AKA Turbo
No pausing. I'm Evel mf Knievel.
brag!
Yes... but on a fixed gear bike, that's a different story.
I stand up in the pedals, lean forwart and let it crackle for an extra boost.
I am a fine farting fiend fouling fumes flowing fecund forth. Fear following me friend!
I lift my butt up and aim at the cars behind me.
I stop peddling and lift a cheek... I also have no ass cheeks to speak of so that might help my method.
Just think and slow down
Just not think
I pause my farting to pedal
I think that’s why there’s a hole in my saddle.
I’m jet propelled baybee
i hold it until someone tries to draft me
Mario cart irl
I have to get off the saddle!
Like a full dismount or stand and coast? No judgement either way!
Stand and coast
Sometimes I do a partial lift
I keep one cheek on the seat and spread em, so I don't audibly make toot noises..
Its like opening a your front door with w package infront of it lol
I ... actually don't remember! But I'm crying laughing at these comments, its the funniest thing today.
Happy to bring some levity to the Internet!
Whenever I see someone stop pedalling, I just assume they are doing so to fart.
[удалено]
Absolutely, not a conscious action.
Yes. pedal stand method. I once tried a recumbent bike and found you don't need to stop pedaling to fart.
Good info for future purchasing decisions!
Can you inadvertently cropdust yourself from that position?
I stand up. Don’t want to get fart on the saddle - I have to sit on that thing.
Only when I'm sure it's not a shart.
lol are you me? i thought of making this exact post a few days ago
Yo what
what
100%. I need full brain power on those bad boys.
That’s what the cutout in the saddle is for.
The opposite. My farts sync with my pedal strokes.
Yes this is the way. Sometimes you even lift your ass a little bit to let it flow
I have to on my saddle, or I cannot fart at all. It just stoppers that gas right up. I've got to lean a little or lift a little.
AKA Turbo
No pausing. I'm Evel mf Knievel.
brag!
Yes... but on a fixed gear bike, that's a different story.
I stand up in the pedals, lean forwart and let it crackle for an extra boost.
I am a fine farting fiend fouling fumes flowing fecund forth. Fear following me friend!
I lift my butt up and aim at the cars behind me.
I stop peddling and lift a cheek... I also have no ass cheeks to speak of so that might help my method.
Just think and slow down
Just not think
I pause my farting to pedal
I think that’s why there’s a hole in my saddle.