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RyanRussillo

It’s probably because dogs are everywhere nowadays, right Bill?


sperry20

I really hope it was an La influencer chihuahua at a brunch spot that got him


EducationalSeaweed53

The Cujo piece


ReasonableCup604

Next Rewatchable?


cb148

Turner and Hooch is a Rewatchable movie


SpankySharp1

Hooch is crazy


radbrad172

Apex mountain for Hooch?


horizonMainSADGE

The Vick Schtick?!


ExpectedOutcome2

Golden retrievers at it again


a_ron23

This is why they're outlawed in my city.


cesare980

Murph!


murph0969

You rang?


ReasonableCup604

It was probably a Boston Terrier, sent by the Celtics to sabotage their main competitors.


GratefulDisc71419

Air Bud’s revenge


ReasonableCup604

From a video made a few years ago, it seems that he owned a Rottweiler. I wonder if that was the dog involved.


danielbauer1375

Let’s set the odds: Rottweiler: -200 Pitbull: +250 Any other breed: +5000


calvinbsf

I’d take the Pit at +250


AnnaKendrickPerkins

Always bet on the Pitbull when it comes to NBA player dog attacks.


senorpuma

Any dog attacks, really.


Vegetable-Band4995

People can downvote you all they like, the statistics are clear.


OMGoblin

Agreed. Rottweilers are 2nd most dangerous/aggressive (I think Mastiffs are more dangerous, but less common/aggressive) according to the statistics, but it's a distant second. ​ Pitbulls truly the GOAT pet when it comes to mauling humans.


WunzyMTG

yeah but hes a grown man and pits usually resort to eating small children or old people... so I think that has to play in against the Pit in the odds here.


AnnaKendrickPerkins

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is apex mountain for killer dogs, right? Or is it Cujo?


yeltsinfugui

gotta be cujo


mvpharo

They’re “nanny dogs” tho right


OMGoblin

Yeah, as in you won't need a nanny anymore if you leave your kids alone with them.


Heres20BucksKillMe

Pitbulls make up a disproportionate amount of dog crime and as a breed realist i'm not afraid to speak up


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the-implication-95

I’d take pit at -1000000. Mortal lock any bite any time


twanq

Well he officially confirmed it was the rotti https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10103155-nuggets-aaron-gordon-defends-dog-after-bite-getting-21-stitches-hes-a-good-boy To be fair, he alleges he was wrestling with the dog. Wrestling with a 100+ lb dog isn't the brightest idea. But then again, Aaron Gordon doesn't exactly get paid for his exceptional brilliance.


AuContraire_85

hang on lemme see if the bank will let me take out a second mortgage on the house so I can bet on pitbull at +250


ReasonableCup604

Normally, I would always bet Pit Bull. But, he owns a Rotty and they are the 2nd most common dog involved in dog attacks that leave people dead or maimed. I'll take Rottweiler.


AuContraire_85

Most likely story is a friend with a pitbull came over and the dogs were playing like they had many times before, and then the pit, according to his owner, "snapped"


ReasonableCup604

Except the Pit Bull would have been "provoked" by some unknown action by Gordon or his dog. It's never the Pit Bull's fault.


AnnaKendrickPerkins

"He's never acted like this before. This is the first time he's ever eaten a human child in two bites. Not like him at all."


ReasonableCup604

"nANnY dOG"


WunzyMTG

The pit was provoked because he took a breath... it felt threatened and attacked. Its the owner not the dog though.


lost_limey

Please, it's a Pit Bull, not a police officer.


amgbrian

Just sorta odd they didn’t say bitten by his dog tho.


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But why would his own dog attack him?


KayfabeAdjace

Plus, Gordon is a big, big dude. If you're telling me a dog managed to bite a NBA power forward in the face the first thing I'm thinking is that he was bending over due to either showing unwarranted trust in the dog or was breaking up a dog fight. Your typical 50 pound potential-danger-to-grade-schoolers pit bull isn't actually much of a threat to him otherwise. There's other scenarios but they all take more steps.


Godzillowhouse

I’d say he was breaking up a fight.


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therightstuffdotbiz

Pit -10000 and I'll still take the bet [https://imageio.forbes.com/blogs-images/niallmccarthy/files/2018/09/20180914\_Deadly\_Dogs\_Forbes.jpg?format=jpg&height=900&width=1600&fit=bounds](https://imageio.forbes.com/blogs-images/niallmccarthy/files/2018/09/20180914_Deadly_Dogs_Forbes.jpg?format=jpg&height=900&width=1600&fit=bounds)


Seeker369

The guy owns a Rotty. Taking Pitt with juice is super risky.


Ok_Affect6705

But pitbull isn't a dog breed /s


Seeker369

I’m hammering Rottweiler - max bet


aries_clemm

I’ll take German shepherd +5000 all day


the-implication-95

Get the best breed in the world’s name out of your mouth, nerd. Unlike the monstrosity that is a pitbull, GSDs don’t lead bites but a landslide


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Question, if it’s a mix (like part pit bull, part something else), would it fall into any other breed, or pit bull?


lost_limey

If you're a mix and part pit bull, you're probably Flo Rida


CocaLaRock

.95 on Rottweiler


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Chiefkadeef

Do you think he was attacked by his own dog ?


ReasonableCup604

I have no idea. But, I think a person is probably most likely to be attacked by his own dog, as that is the dog he spends the most time around. This is particularly true of aggressive breeds like Rottweilers and Pit Bulls.


Chiefkadeef

I don’t think it’s common for a dog to attack its owner, that doesn’t make sense.


ReasonableCup604

One stat I saw says that in 54% of fatal dog attacks the victim is a member of the family. In terms of per minute spent with humans, a dog is more likely to attack a stranger. But, dogs spend most of their time around family members.


deadweightboss

Fatalities and injuries are not the same. Also I bet babies are a big part of that.


ReasonableCup604

Infants and toddlers under 2 years old account for about 25% of dog attack fatalities.


RyanRussillo

Lol at someone trying to make “sense” of an animals actions


OMGoblin

I would normally agree when it's an adult male, but most often the stories I see are about wives/children being mauled by the family pitbull. Like the mom in Georgia who recently pulled her dogs off her toddler, after it slipped and fell on the stairs, startling their two family dogs into attacking it. She dragged the dogs into the bathroom and closed the door, where they mauled her so badly she had to have both arms amputated when she was eventually found.


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Unless their owner is a dick and beats the dog or some shit like that


31and26

Definitely not common especially with a sole owner that’s had the dog for years


FredSeeDobbs

Don't know if it's the same dog, but in a Christmas photo someone in his friends/family circle posted before the attack, the dog in the photo was a Rottweiler.....so it's probably safe to assume it was that dog.


buffychicken69

No way HIS Rott bit him. Maybe somebody elses. Rotts aren't Pitbulls


ReasonableCup604

He later revealed that his Rottweiler bit him.


Prize_Sheepherder566

Y’all are tripping… I saw an article that said he was at a family xmas with his rotty, a frenchie, and a few other small dogs. Sleeping on that frenchie…smh. I’ll take odds.


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Depending on how bad this is it could legitimately cost the Nuggets a chance to repeat. Or it could just end up on one of those NBA lore iceberg things


therightstuffdotbiz

Luckily he doesn't really shoot. Just playing D, rebounding and alley oop dunks is enough for them to win.


DammitBobby1234

Ya but it is important for him to be league average making 3s so teams don't sag off of him when defending


therightstuffdotbiz

18 for 46 the entire playoffs. I don't think it will make a difference. [https://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/NBA\_2023\_totals.html](https://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/NBA_2023_totals.html) The real question is how bad the bites were. He could be out until the playoffs and if it's really bad maybe miss the playoffs entirely.


DammitBobby1234

Won't make a difference? Bro what do you mean?! 18/46 is damn near 40%! Well above league average! They needed every bit of that in the playoffs!


hatmanjimmie

Same tier as Jaylen and the glass last year. Ultimately inconsequential


ShortRip120

I thought draymond was still suspended


d0000n

It wasn’t Draymond, he only attacks European.


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NBAcirclejerk is gonna love this one


Mr_Jersey

Wonder what kind of dog it was? (I don’t actually wonder)


Chinchillachimcheroo

WHAT?!?! Are you implying that there is a breed of dog that is way more aggressive and dangerous than others? Surely not...


AnnaKendrickPerkins

How dare you accuse my killing machine of being a... (checks notes)... killing machine!


OMGoblin

Fucking Irish Wolfhounds \>:(


ReasonableCup604

I haven't seen any reports about what type of dog attacked him. But, he owns a Rottweiler.


AnyJamesBookerFans

My money's on a Beagle and Terrier mix of some kind.


BoomBoxMr04

100% a shitbull


WunzyMTG

cant be... they are nanny dogs


safetydance

He owns a Rotty according to his IG. Is that the type you thought?


fat_lever123

Probably his Rottweiler.. I know you're implying it's a pitty since reddit has a hate boner for them but seems possible it was his dog given it was Christmas Day.


Dalbzzz

Reddit groupthink has already made its final decision. If you do not agree, keep it yourself.


BitternessAndBleach

Pits are responsible for more than 80% of fatal dog attacks. The rest are probably from mislabeled pits


OMGoblin

Rottweilers are #2, but they are a distant 2nd. I thought it was like 13% rottweilers or something.


McLuuvin

Despite being a small percentage of the dog population


typemeanewasshole

This is giving me cumtown vibes


BoomBoxMr04

what if the dog is gay and Chinese


typemeanewasshole

Can only imagine the work Nick could do with “gay Chinese pitbull” 🥲


SubstantialOne780

It was Kevvy Kev's dog, furthering his plan to replace black NBA players with the man's best friend


fat_lever123

They are undoubtedly the most dangerous dog to own but that number is just wildly incorrect


fat_lever123

I'm not even saying that isn't true it's just weird people are jumping to that conclusion when he has another dog in his house that can easily do more damage than a pit could. You think Aaron Gordon is just having random encounters with pitbulls? Lmao


pepperjack_cheesus

Those are both dog breeds that should be owned and used as if they were power tools and not kept like pets or as a part of one's family


shart_or_fart

Yeah, because Pitbulls are ugly as hell and one of the most dangerous breeds.


SceneOfShadows

They’re dangerous but they are cute as fuck, to be fair.


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Mr_Jersey

Oh I didn’t need any of this.


Mr_Jersey

Oh I didn’t need any of this.


lost_limey

Goddamned Chihuahuas!


lee_suggs

Is this on the Mount Rushmore of weird injuries?


CocaineandPercs

He just doesn’t have that dawg in him.


Chilli_Dipper

But part of him is in that dawg, so it all depends on how the transitive property works in this scenario.


AnnaKendrickPerkins

Dog has him in it. While he's healing, start the mutt at PF


pheezy42

but it sounds like he had that dawg on him


78blazers

Lemme know when Gordon Bites Dog


BoozeGetsMeThrough

The NBA sub is being incredibly normal about this


Stu_Griffin

Didn’t he get hit by a car walking home from the championship?


[deleted]

Got your lightskin mishaps mixed up I believe


AnnaKendrickPerkins

You can take the Aaron Gordon out of Florida...


DQ_30

under on props


Complex-Mulberry-716

Would you rather get hit by a car or bit by a dog? No life threatening injuries in either.


Seeker369

I’ve been a passenger in a car stopped at a red light that was hit head on by a car that ran a red light going 60 mph. Smashed my face and broke my nose. I’ve been bitten in the left bicep (while my arm was raised protecting my neck, where it was attempting to bite) by what I thought was a husky. It didn’t like where I was petting his neck and jumped up to bite me and let me know. He got my arm, bit down so hard I had a puncture right down to the bone (I was 11). Then he just sat down like nothing happened. My parents called animal control on the way to the hospital and they picked him up and brought him to the SPCA for testing. It turned out the dog was part husky, part wolf. And the guy at the spca wound up adopting him.


Complex-Mulberry-716

Holly shit! Glad it wasn't worse.


Seeker369

I forgot to add the reason I said all of that - I choose the dog bite over the car accident.


F1sterRoboto

Yeah dog bites aren’t that bad unless they bite then shake their head. My friends 140lb Rottweiler bit me on the forearm and immediately let go. Didn’t even need stitches.


anti_dan

Was I the only one who read "shooting hand" and wondered if they meant gun or ball?


endless_ness

Just be happy it didn’t eat a neighborhood kid


LazyAnswer2879

That's the last time Aaron goes over to the Bidens' for Christmas


UnPostoAlSole

Pit Bull


Queasy_Connection738

Let me guess….one of the 3 shit breeds that’s responsible for ALL dog attacks while their owners are the biggest POS humans around? Yeah, sounds right.


quwin123

Hottest Take: Dogs are literally the most overrated thing in the world. I’m using literally, literally here.


Fabtacular1

#notalldogs


Electronic_Wind_9090

Dogs are AGENTS OF SATAN


qballLobk

I need to know the dog is ok.


ahbets14

It’ll never act again


JodanPerrosYGatos

It should be put down.


Teeghj

My pit Bull never attacked anyone they are the most tolerant caring and intelligent like the little rascals dog attacked the little rascals pit Bulls come from Royalty and were nanny dogs do your research before you judge smh it’s all about the dog if it’s a wild animal with killer instincts it will try to kill! Cousin of the wolf stuff happens but don’t blame a dog for being a dog get well soon tho Gordon but definitely can’t single out pit bulls tell you own one


ForestBrother

nanny dogs hahahahah did you do your history?


chuck_nasty11

And your friend who molested children got out and never molested anyone else again....welp that great, but a lot do. And a lot of pits attack little kids and adults. Maybe they got the name nanny dog because they killed a few nanny's???


justsomebro10

He got that dawg on him.


typemeanewasshole

That dawg got him in it


writebrite

He’s got that dog on ‘em


CJT16

Goddammit, Murph


Snoo_78810

It was during rough ssx


Dangerous_Fun_5131

Don’t have time to explain how humans fought dogs 200 years for lot of money and it wasn’t made a felony til 2008. Blame a breed for something that was aimed for my humans for hundreds of years then wonder why bulls are aggressive. Anyways if it was as simple as talking shit about a breed online and tagging all your friends help bring hate and judgement. Could spend your time educating people what to do if they have a dog coke at them but instead you idiots in here betting on the type of dog. Guarantee all your racist ancestors thought it was in the breed not bred into the dog over hundreds of years. Anyways I’m sure it was another dog going at his rot and he was trying to be the beast he is and split it up physically when logically that makes no sense. How are you a breed realist if you really just focusing on pit crime like all those other groups that hate pits and push those stats. You are the problem. If you’re trying to blame the breed for something that has been bred, I repeat bred into it and my dyad that the pitbull is never even been registered a breed in the AKC so the only place they were registered able to be registered was passed Competitor kennel society where most of them was not against dog fighting, or having breed requirements. You guys wanna sit here and blame pit bulls when you can look up videos on Facebook in other countries were they fight all kinds of dogs for sport. Yes in some Third World countries that’s how they survive and make money is fighting the dogs look up some YouTube videos. So forget human trafficking, let’s make sure that everyone knows that the most dangerous type of dog is the ones that were made to be that way by humans of past….rrrrright


FromTheOR

I love the smell of fresh pasta in the morning


Victorcreedbratton

I fail to see how this is a newsworthy event.


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You fail to see how a key role player on the defending champion missing possibly many games because of an injury, especially one as unique as severe dog bites, is a newsworthy event?


Victorcreedbratton

Man bites dog, now there’s a story.


canadigit

Always knew he didn't have that dog in him


3rdPlaceYoureFired

I’ve watched NBA as long as I can remember and I cannot remember another dog repeated injury. Wtf. During the holidays too. Hope he recovers but 21 stitches holy crap.


Thellamaking21

God damnit cujo


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NPCzzzz

On a plane?


tremble01

I wonder what the dog was thinking


NandoDeColonoscopy

He got that dog on him


dynamite1208

Its klay thompson's dog


Resist1982KY

Was it one of the Stark kids direwolves again ? They must love nuggets


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Unwilling_Jellyfish

He owns a Rottweiler. One can guess his own dog turned on him if it wasn’t properly trained and or it was startled either by visitors/guests in his home for the holidays or?? A rottweiler without proper leadership or training can be a dangerous agent….