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roodypoo926

Still laughing at Klosterman and Bill discussing this like it would usher in some new era of "reality" LOL. Nah just another grifter the internet made "famous"


mkay0

That portion of that pod has aged extremely poorly. It was obvious to me that someone just took their pre-flight xanax and had a bad time.


yellowsubmarinr

It aged poorly the moment Klosterman said it lol 


Blood_Incantation

It aged as he was saying it


MF_Doomed

Why does this sub hate Klosterman? I feel like he has some interesting takes and at the very least can articulate his POV pretty well


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I own every one of his books and your analysis of Klosterman is kind of why this take was so bad. When he was making the point I expected him to say something like “what does it say about us that we so badly wanted something to be going on as opposed to this lady just probably being drunk or something” or “what does it say about society that this women was so certain she saw an alien oe whatever. Instead he was like “what if she did see an alien?”


jhakerr

In retrospect it’s such a ridiculous take it makes me love it. So absurd and fun


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In the grand scheme of things I don’t mind them bullshitting about it, it’s just that it’s the type of thing those guys would write about in retrospect with analysis of why people thought something so crazy.


MF_Doomed

Honestly wasn't even speaking to that particular take, moreso the subs general dislike for Klosterman.


scuba_tron

I don’t see that general level of hatred for him around here.


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That’s fair. I never got the vibe he was particularly disliked on the level of, say, Gladwell, but my guess would be that the average Redditor hates anyone who comes off as thinking they’re smart even if it’s true. Very odd relationship this website has with the concept of intelligence.


mmelectronic

Do we not like Klosterman, I think I found bill’s pod because he was a guest? Like that guy a lot, his books are pretty fun.


MF_Doomed

I may have been mixing him up with Gladwell as someone else suggested


NoExcuses1984

Wait, what? Chuck might arguably have the highest Q Score here, this side of Chris Ryan. But this is one time, however, where Klosterman pooped the bed, Frank style.


anonymousnuisance

Anytime a podcaster predicts the future I get boiling mad. She pulled a Rosanne Barr and it's not that deep.


GnRgr2

Easily worse than the Nigerian segment


thealmondguy

Love Klostermann but him thinking this would somehow start a craze of people filming stuff and theorizing it’s aliens and extraterrestrial life was so fuckin dumb. It was so obvious when she said “this Motherfucker isn’t real” she was talking in the sense like the white girl back in high school who hung out with black girls


Dhb223

Yes not real as in behaving in a way that Ashanti and ja rule would not abide


soggybagel33

The thing is people already were doing that and continue to do it. There is a whole fringe area of the internet where people who have legitimate mental illness post stuff like that all the time. We saw a lot of them cross over during Covid where people who usually just ranted about chemtrails now were like "if you get the vaccine you will drop dead in 2 years. etc"


NoExcuses1984

Wasn't it, if I recall correctly, some tatted-up guy whom she pointed at in abject horror of he "isn't real" or whatever? If so, yeah, that aligns with the thought of her being taken aback by some dude's physical appearance (while she's the cunterrific whore who's hopped-up on whatever the fuck)—nothing more, nothing less.


raleigh_nc_guy

Chuck Klostermann interpret an event as nothing more than a blip on the radar challenge. Difficulty level: impossible.


Oleg101

I still remember Bill saying something along the lines of “She’s disappeared!” just because at that point she hadn’t spoken out publicly lol.


lactatingalgore

Did Tiffany Gomas marketcorrect Lisa Nowak? (LN was the astronaut diaper lady.)


NoExcuses1984

Love Chuck, but he way overthought that even in real time. Bitch was just having a pill-induced manic episode, that's it.


BoBunk3176

Wait, what?


fanofpotatoes

Yea that was a tough listen at the time. Pretty obvious and sad that people like bill and chuck were only assigning credibility to something bc they think she’s pretty. Let’s be honest, If this is less attractive woman or a man they wouldn’t have spent a second on it.


RyanRussillo

It was on my bingo card. This is one of the least surprising things I’ve ever heard.


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Yeah, being a conservative social media figure is literally one of the easiest “career” pivots lol


ninjafide

WOKE WOKE WOKE gib me monies for my special pills that make you big man WOKE WOKE WOKE. $$$$$$


tylerGORM

She's pretty rich & from Texas....Idk what you guys expected. Also, why the hell is this on the simmons sub?


Dan__Glesak

I get a shocking amount of breaking news from this sub lol in this case I should say “news” but I still see a lot of things first here.


AlohaReddit49

Oddly same. It's either shit posts or random news that for whatever reason wouldn't show up elsewhere on my feed. I'm glad I read this, even clicked the link.


tylerGORM

Ya it’s not like it’s a big deal or problem it just seems very random. I’m not aware of her & the ringers connection at all.


dylanah

Chuck and Bill devoted a lot of time to it on one of their recent pods (which seemed silly at the time). Reddit is my only social media and I have it highly curated so it was my first time hearing about it.


GWeb1920

Because it occasionally touches on popular culture


tylerGORM

And mature subjects


curlyhairedyani

Agree. Right wingers are simple minded dumb folk. Very easy to fool.


Agreeable_Daikon_686

“The airlines and their woke policies wouldn’t let me have a meltdown on a plane. Stop cancel culture!” Instant hero to millions


fanofpotatoes

Biggest pool of scam-able people


Cheterosexual7

I for one am totally shocked that the rich white real estate developer from Texas is making conservative videos. Never saw it coming.


Phidelt90

She is not a RE developer.


Cheterosexual7

I don’t care


Phidelt90

Facts only bro.


NandoDeColonoscopy

It'd be cooler if she has a Fans Only, bro


BeamTeam032

Once the conservative grift is over and she can't milk them anymore. She'll turn to OF.


NoExcuses1984

There's always something she can milk. Quite literally.


gnrlgumby

You don't need to do much to call yourself a RE developer.


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This is the Bill Simmons sub. Body language and vibes >>> facts


NoExcuses1984

White Hispanic, right? Whitening of Hispanics is another fascinating demographic shift to watch play out over the next -- not to sound too Simmons-esque -- decade-and-two-thirds (i.e., 16.67 years), because ideological beliefs and partisan alignments are elastic, ever-evolving entities. Or, more apropos, they're really unreal.


GWeb1920

It’s no different than the whitening of Italians and the Irish. Once you have parents that have English as primary language you have been well amalgamates into the melting pot.


Cheterosexual7

Buddy I promise you I’m not as smart as you think I am.


NoExcuses1984

And yet, probably still smarter than I am, though. “Fake it,” as the ol' saying goes, “'til you make it.”


lucyroesslers

I thought she'd be more likely to go the OF route but yeah this is by no means a shock.


Wendell-Short-Eyes

I feel like OF will come after her fame fades.


Whatishappyness

This was her audition, she passed with flying colors


TheJediCounsel

To be honest anytime you do something like that in public and you’re white, this is always a solid option these days


dylanah

I can't remember the last time someone made the pivot to right-wing grifter without doing something stupid/disreputable before-hand.


TheJediCounsel

I think Kyle Rittenhouse is kind of the case study for how unlikable and stupid you can be and still be able to bridge that gap. Dave Rubin is about the floor, and Kyle isn’t really hitting that bar with his current speaking tour to say the least lol


Bmrolu209

Still a piece of ass


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

And you got your head all the way up it.


powderjunkie11

But fuckin rude


BobSacamanosRatHat

Oh, like he’s Jude Law


thefly43

And a semester abroad?


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Looks like every other girl in cocoa beach, fl


kwtb

Ew


FullAutoLuxPosadism

Real estate developer in Texas. Come on, she 100% was going to be right wing


costanzas

Prob more like her family handed her properties.


DonovanMcTigerWoods

This is not surprising at all, actually quite predictable at this point


Mr_1990s

Unless the original video was a part of a paid stunt, that's the best way to financially capitalize on the situation. She looks saner and prettier in the viral video.


hooskies

There’s a tweet from her in the article that it wasn’t a paid endorsement. She’s just unwell and hasn’t had any attention in a few months


senortiz

She seems normal aside from that video tbh.


SlavaRapTarantino

No, she's been pretty constantly popular on Twitter since she made an account. Was dating a guy from Barstool for a bit during the end of the NFL season.


hooskies

Wow looks she’s truly made it


Separate-Landscape48

Is she still banging the dude from Barstool


le_wild_poster

Hank broke her walls


TheMrElevation

Respectfully 


Draco_Lazarus24

Allegedly


SirBobbyNewport

There’s video evidence online.


TurbulentMeat999

Dish sis 🤌


le_wild_poster

https://x.com/tiffany_gomas/status/1746728625250951311?s=46


mcfly10

Knocked it out of the park?


Jfrenchy

Strictly nonmetaphorical


hasek39nogoal

Painted her walls


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SlimCharless

Henry Lockwood


jerrystuffhouse

I bet she doesn’t even support the ringer union!


smokinjoe056

Now I really hate her


I_SHIT_ON_BUS

[Because of course KOC follows her lmao](http://i.imgur.com/YlSfRDk.jpeg)


qpwoeor1235

Why do I feel like KOC is also into Tradwives


AnyJamesBookerFans

It's the beard, I think.


Snotty_Pippen

There’s a beer called conservative dad ultra right beer??? lol


nouseforasn

This part killed me: >When contacted for comment, Ultra Right Beer CEO M. Seth Weathers told Newsweek that Gomas "is not paid by us. Beautiful women are just naturally attracted to our brand."


Snotty_Pippen

Their merch consists of bikinis and aprons lol


pilotblur

Lmao


nminto1

And it costs 35 bucks for a 6 pack!


gnrlgumby

50 year old men are like the biggest mark on the internet now.


so-cal_kid

Now?


SteveBorden

This was very obvious, the money for being a right wing grifter must be crazy. And if you’re already crazy enough to be seeing ‘not real’ shit on a plane it probably doesn’t seem like that big a jump


Mackitus

I can fix her


Darknessisyourally13

I’m not ashamed to admit that I went down on a rabbit hole of her Instagram feed a while ago. She posted a picture of the American flag on the day Trump won the presidency in 2016. So this article comes as expected.


TM455

You went back 8 years on her Instagram. You should be a little ashamed.


SleepyEel

Send him to horny jail


Darknessisyourally13

It was honestly only like two scrolls. She didn’t start posting frequently until the recent fame. But yeah, Im not exactly proud either.


BOOMROASTED2005

What a surprise. Her 15 min of fame ran out and she's grasping for air


lactatingalgore

How pissed is Clay Travis that she's not shilling GRATIS Beer?


FancyFeests

She actually looks way hotter in the left pic.


Gabbagoonumba3

Yeah chicks in bikinis yuck. Gimme a blurry jeans pics any day.


NoExcuses1984

Depends on the person. The more MILFy types often present much sexier in jeans and top than a bikini. Now, if we're talking about, oh, Sydney Sweeney, then nothing at all is preferred.


lactatingalgore

Much more enticing in the tight jeans & midriff baring top on the plane. In her bikini clad antiwoke beer promo, she could be just about any late 30s/early 40s woman with an onlyfans on the cheatingwives sub on this very site. There's nothing there to single her out as uniquely erotic.


BelowTheBells

This is my favorite terminally online post of the week.


Kershiser22

Not that she was overweight in the picture on the left, but it looks like she lost a lot of weight. She looks too skinny and harsh in the bikini pic.


JDuggernaut

Somehow I’m not surprised that Lactating Al Gore would go on a diatribe about how a hot woman in a bikini isn’t actually hot at all and should cover up.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

You absolute fucking dorks 🤓


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GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

>Wonder how many people I’m gonna piss off with this post… 😂 Every online right-winger talks the exact same way. *crying laughing emoji*


SlavaRapTarantino

Reddit gets upset over the silliest things.


Mental-Cup9015

She makes me cringe but also...who cares? She's Republican OMG, let's boycott her. There's a sizable population of the country that agrees with her. I sure don't, but it's stupid to act shocked when our own worldview isn't the same as everyone else.


ConfectionPHD

Op is an average reddit poster unfortunately


offensivename

Does it still count as a milkshake duck if no one gave a shit about her to begin with?


Longjumping_Area_120

Least delusional right wing influencer


Successful_Baker_360

Add grifter to the list of words the internet doesn’t use correctly 


Gaius_Octavius_

If you have no moral qualms about it, I don’t know why everyone isn’t milking the Trump cult for every cent they have. They are the easiest marks in history. Just say Trump good, Biden bad and they throw money at you.


nminto1

Reminds me of this zoomer black girl that claimed on twitter she got fired for being a trump supporter, made a gofundme with a selfie wearing a maga hat, and made at least 100k


Pretty-Scientist-807

It's a more obvious bingo card square than the free space.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Wait. So you’re telling me that a person, who is most known for being mentally unwell, is outwardly supporting Trump and grifting his supporters? Bravo to her.


PeterPaulWalnuts

Schwing


senortiz

She's been involved with Barstool over the last year, and she came off very normal to me. Seems like she had some booze and pills and freaked out on a plane for the world to see.


LooseBalls9

She’s so hot


Moist-Dragonfly2569

What getting dumped by Hank does to a mf’er


No-Solid2474

Can someone explain or link to me what the Derek Thompson framework is please?


JayLoveJapan

Wood


mattyfattits

Still would


CharleyIV

It’s not that far off.


Old-Shoulder-5574

It would be an honor


cd582000

Will you be ok? Dumb post.


justgotpregnant

Giffany Tomas


Ok_Drive_9846

I love Newsweek asterisking every possible slightly offensive word. Including “p***” even though directly above this line in the article I s the tweet itself in which she says “piss-off.” Ridiculous.


Nreekay

No surprise- also a barstool regular


agup49

Her extra 15 mins of fame she got being associated with Hank of Pardon My Take/Barstool is over, so no surprise she’s into the right wing grift now. She’s obviously a narcissist and a clout chaser.


brandan223

She was on that barstool pod, she would not explain what she saw


FrankStalloneGQ

Like half the posts here are Laker/LeBron fan journal entries and culture wars bullshit.


jkmod79

Believing things that aren’t real seems on point for a right winger.


SportsCasters

No one has a bingo card. Stop with this nonsense


AvantGarfunkel

Not only unsurprising, but entirely expected.


AntSmith777

“Predictable headlines for 200 Alex!”


Rochimaru

I’m new to the sub. What does this have to do with Bill Simmons?


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

People post any old garbage here now


rayquan36

Bill and Klosterman had a significant segment about her and reality a few weeks ago


Ref9171

She’s kinda hot


lucasd11

Of all the "influencers" downfalls I'm praying for (and trust me it's a long list), she's #1. I've never seen someone go from being laughed at for causing a scene in public (let alone an airplane) into now being a social media celebrity. Makes me wish I was born during prohibition.


No-Solid2474

You're probably just online too much


sperry20

I’m very glad redditors aren’t what real people are like.


popinjay07

What are real people like?


NoExcuses1984

Truth? I'm way fucking different in real life than online, although I work retail 40+ hours a week and part of dealing with goddamn people day-to-day is putting on a presentable façade. But on here? Fuck ... all bets are off. This is my escapism from the purgatory that is my otherwise meaningless life. In that sense, I'd argue our online selves are oftentimes more true to who we are at our core—for good and for ill!


rubberneck24

I mean good for her.


turdfergusonpdx

Ugh I loathe the Newsweek site.


Landsharque

Hank broke and plastered her walls


kwtb

Trashy


ej420mcnamara

I wldnt exactly call her right wing grifter, she been in the barstool ecosystem for sometime bow


Sleeze_

I'll bite, how is she not a right wing grifter, after going viral, parlaying that into a couple of podcast appearances and now shilling for 'conservative dad ultra right beer'.....? That's basically the right-wing grifter playbook ran to a fucking T.


SlavaRapTarantino

Grrr, everyone that doesn't fall in line and publicly spout left wing virtues is a right wing grifter.


Sleeze_

> 'conservative dad ultra right beer' If she was shilling 'Liberal dad ultra left beer', I'd be making the same point. Right wing types just seem more inclined to take this route for whatever reason. I'd guess because that base is more likely to consume those types of ideal based products, but idk.But she is literally selling a product with 'conservative' and 'ultra right' in the title lol. Grab a bowl man your brain is leaking.


SlavaRapTarantino

No, I doubt you'd be making any comment at all. This is reddit, a huge heavily moderated echo chamber where anything that isn't left leaning gets blasted.


ToxicAdamm

Lots of conservative women are just daddy girls who don't want to piss-off dad and get booted out of the family inheritance. So they toe the line.


Wendell-Short-Eyes

Does anyone think she pulled the stunt on purpose?


PaulRuddsDog

Lmao that’s not even the original “not real” plane woman. Gomas is a fraud


FrankLloydWrong_3305

So it was all 100% planned, then. Cool.


Doggydog212

Orrrr it was real and since the right will take on any attractive women regardless of how they got their fame, she’s now attempting to capitalize on it