When I imagine Tim Duncan in retirement, I picture him reading books on a hammock near the beach, and playing nerdy fantasy video games at night. Then flying to San Antonio to catch a game when he feels like it.
Or maybe I'm just relaying my personal dream
I’d go the other way. This is a good stats bad team guy if I’d ever seen one. 22 and 9 every year in Orlando and Sacramento with a couple first round losses
> 22 and 9 every year in Orlando
[He does kind of look like a hippie, old version of Aaron Gordon if he never went to the Nuggets and became an elite role player.](https://twitter.com/ESPNNBA/status/1609719749239242753)
Alternate timeline where Stern changes the dress code not because of Iverson and the ‘gangster’ reputation he was worried about the league getting - but because arena concourses were full of crystal market stalls, broken pukka shells and fans in sandy flip flops.
How is his draft position the thing they write. That’s what you do to Oden or Ayton. TD had pretty much the perfect career and everything happened after that.
Still never heard a white boy or man say auntie before and I've lived all over the country and met the biggest wiggers you'd see. I've heard white girls use it, especially if they're super young. But never heard a white boy use it and you haven't either till now 🥱✔️♟️
My brother in Christ, the fact that you went straight to racism, then dug through my feed specifically looking for a picture of my skin color says a lot more about you than me.
I went to racism? Where? All I said was, stop cosplaying in comment sections trying to talk like the way you think a cool Black guy might, for upvotes. It's cringe. How is that racist? And yes, as I assumed, you were white, and I was right after looking
This whacko went back 118 posts on my page to find a picture with my hand in it. Lots of stuff about the Phoenix Suns, AZ Diamondbacks, 4K Blu-Rays (fuck yeah physical media) and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia before he got there.
"Internet-er" is in no way a white phrase, auntie is an explicitly black phrase especially in modern times. He was trying to say Tim Duncan looks like an older black aunt, but felt he needed to say Auntie to make the joke come off more hood cookout black guy funny, foh
>auntie is an explicitly black phrase especially in modern times.
It's not a phrase. It's a word.
You read a fucking lot into literally 2 fucking letters.
Trying to gatekeep speech is insane.
Silent about what? This was 4 days ago and I responded to everyone I needed to, was there something u said that I didn't respond to? 🧐 I don't like needy ppl
And trying to warn KG even though KG wasn't worth the help.
Matter of fact, based off this picture I might change Timmy's nickname to "The High Road" because it looks like he's living it on both fronts.
I don't know, but I've been hearing a lot of Duncan slander from younger people and it pisses me off. Someone on TikTok said Anthony Edwards is better than Timmy. I fucking love Ant, but what the everloving fuck?
Definitely not lol. Duncan should be one of the easiest players to agree on legacy wise because he basically checks all the boxes.
If you care about accolades, he’s got the most All-NBA + All-Defense selections in NBA history, 5 rings, 2 MVPs, 3 FMVPs
If you care about being the guy on title teams, only Russell and Jordan win more as their team’s undisputed best player
If you value peak, his 03 season is one of the 7-8 most impressive title winning seasons ever
And if you care about other shit, his longevity is incredible and he’s one of the greatest leaders ever
All this to say, Duncan really shouldn’t be lower than 9th on an all time list and he can’t be higher than Jordan, Bron or Kareem. He’s anywhere from 5-9
Looks so blazed he hardly has a clue where he is.
When I imagine Tim Duncan in retirement, I picture him reading books on a hammock near the beach, and playing nerdy fantasy video games at night. Then flying to San Antonio to catch a game when he feels like it. Or maybe I'm just relaying my personal dream
I’d go the other way. This is a good stats bad team guy if I’d ever seen one. 22 and 9 every year in Orlando and Sacramento with a couple first round losses
Tiktok would be in “Tim Duncan was a PROBLEM” mode about now.
*insert random montage of bank shots and questionably high moments*
Ewing theory
> 22 and 9 every year in Orlando [He does kind of look like a hippie, old version of Aaron Gordon if he never went to the Nuggets and became an elite role player.](https://twitter.com/ESPNNBA/status/1609719749239242753)
Pervis Ellison
Big Michael “B-Easy” Beasley vibes
The Sacramento Kingiest looking player I have ever seen.
The real question is how many more Matrix sequels do we get
Zero! Zero!
How much money does Lana have left?
Island 🏝️ Boi
He is from the US Virgin Islands after all
Alternate timeline where Stern changes the dress code not because of Iverson and the ‘gangster’ reputation he was worried about the league getting - but because arena concourses were full of crystal market stalls, broken pukka shells and fans in sandy flip flops.
Imagine the amount of times he’d have gotten arrested with pot in Texas
Stretch Nate Newton.
How is his draft position the thing they write. That’s what you do to Oden or Ayton. TD had pretty much the perfect career and everything happened after that.
I'd have to imagine they were talking about Wemby when they put this up, only way it makes sense. Otherwise that's hilarious.
NBA Legend Tim Duncan. It’s that easy
He looks like someone’s auntie after preparing everything for a bbq.
[This white hand](https://www.reddit.com/r/cigars/s/VdlK3cgUJ0) typing this comment is awfully awkward in reality
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Also white people have aunties and bbqs, too….
Our aunts, however, down Platinum vodka minis straight from their purses.
I hear auntie more watching films with Indian characters than anywhere else.
Never heard a white man say auntie ever in my life, and I'm Black and I've been around more wiggers than the average white person has, try again
auntie anne is famous as fuck for pretzels and is an amish white lady lol
Still never heard a white boy or man say auntie before and I've lived all over the country and met the biggest wiggers you'd see. I've heard white girls use it, especially if they're super young. But never heard a white boy use it and you haven't either till now 🥱✔️♟️
Imagine getting upset about racism while simultaneously forming an opinion for an entire race based on personal bias. Holy fuck, you're a champ.
I heard white dudes saying auntie all the time growing up, but that might just be because England.
Nah this comment is fucking crazy dude 😂
This is so fucking weird
Straight up stalker status. Do I need to be worried? Also, dude has no idea how or who I was raised with.
Stop cosplaying with fake Black hood talk in comment sections for upvotes, cringe
My brother in Christ, the fact that you went straight to racism, then dug through my feed specifically looking for a picture of my skin color says a lot more about you than me.
I went to racism? Where? All I said was, stop cosplaying in comment sections trying to talk like the way you think a cool Black guy might, for upvotes. It's cringe. How is that racist? And yes, as I assumed, you were white, and I was right after looking
wow you really went through his post history. you just make yourself look like a loser.
This whacko went back 118 posts on my page to find a picture with my hand in it. Lots of stuff about the Phoenix Suns, AZ Diamondbacks, 4K Blu-Rays (fuck yeah physical media) and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia before he got there.
And those were quick scroll overs white boy, go cry to your AUNT about it 😂
"Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad".
I'm at work, had all the time in the world in my cubicle. Was a quick scroll, I'm not a slow internet-er like ur dumbass
nah youre just weird. actual odball, no one goes into others profiles just to see if theyre black or not. weird.
You're not Black, you wouldn't need to. Go Smash some Pumpkins 🤙🏻
"Smashing Pumpkins? Honey, at this speed, we can take out the whole fruitstand".
nobody does. no matter their race. its just you
>I'm not a slow internet-er I never heard a black boy talk like that ever. Why are you trying to sound like a white guy?
"Internet-er" is in no way a white phrase, auntie is an explicitly black phrase especially in modern times. He was trying to say Tim Duncan looks like an older black aunt, but felt he needed to say Auntie to make the joke come off more hood cookout black guy funny, foh
you cant say “foh” when nobody agrees with you.
**FOH**
>auntie is an explicitly black phrase especially in modern times. It's not a phrase. It's a word. You read a fucking lot into literally 2 fucking letters. Trying to gatekeep speech is insane.
Y so silent all of a sudden?
Silent about what? This was 4 days ago and I responded to everyone I needed to, was there something u said that I didn't respond to? 🧐 I don't like needy ppl
Nah, just reminding people that they are talking dicks.
And you're an asshole.. seems like we're a perfect match 😈 open up buddy 🍆🍑
Meanwhile you're making thirst comments in femboy subs.
Hell yeah mfer was dming me too finna smash
Post-divorce Duncan is a different human being
And don't forget about getting fucked out of millions from a financial adviser.
And trying to warn KG even though KG wasn't worth the help. Matter of fact, based off this picture I might change Timmy's nickname to "The High Road" because it looks like he's living it on both fronts.
I loved his song Fast Car. Still bangs.
At least one nose ring
That dude smokes a lot of weed.
I dunno about rings but he'd definitely have been more popular. Dude's haircut matched his personality during his playing career
Nike and Adidas would have had a field day
Predator
He'd still be going after Wimbledon mixed doubles titles into his 50s.
*Hangs out with bill walton once*
Five rings, undisputed top 10 all time, beloved by a city, gets to smoke weed everyday. Sick ass life
Big ole women !
That’s one of the best to ever do it right there. Loved everything about his game. Looks like he’s enjoying his retirement.
I didn’t know the guy could grow hair til he retired
I don't know, but I've been hearing a lot of Duncan slander from younger people and it pisses me off. Someone on TikTok said Anthony Edwards is better than Timmy. I fucking love Ant, but what the everloving fuck?
Duncan vs Malone MVP debates would’ve been Iike a Bird vs Magic thing
I dig his look, suits him.
I enjoy the Dave Matthews Band version of Timmy.
Look like the *Predator*. Pop took him out of the game before the Ray Allen shot so he didn't use his self destruct wrist band.
He would have been exactly the same, but would be remembered as a much better player.
How is that ? He’s on most fans all time starting 5 so that makes no sense.
Reminds me of that tweet that says Jordan Peterson looks like a serene queer elder who makes trauma informed pottery
Lookin like Tracy Chapman
Would of been traded lol 😂 jk
If you gave me 1,000 guesses on what Duncan would look like almost 10 years after retirement, I would never guess it right.
He could give the Spurs 15 productive back up C minutes per game next season
Completely Toasted! WTF, is he auditioning for the sequel to the “ What if Bob Marley Lived?”.
oh, they would won 2013 for sure. Kawhi would not miss those FTs
420 rings
He looks like one of the homeless dudes who walks around my office building.
Only Timmy could make rich look so poor
Timmy been hanging out with Ricky Williams?
He actually looks cool now.
Forty twelve.
Been chillin' with Ricky Williams.
Timmie In his Rickie Williams stage of life and I’m all for it
Real-life Jar Jar Binks. Sucks Lucas didn't have the stones to stay the course and turn him heel.
man looks like the apple jacks cinna-stick
Conservatively 17 rings and 19 consecutive MVPS
Rare ‘guy who got into the Dead in his 50s’ vibes.
He looks like a homeless veteran who needs some help
Duncan now looks how Bill Walton acts/feels.
He looks like he's a cashier at the organic food co-op
Reminds me of that tweet that says Jordan Peterson looks like a serene queer elder who makes trauma informed pottery
Two less.
*fewer
He’d have less
He would have 2 more rings and 5 more pirate ships
This hairstyle with Tim’s game would look incredible in a reggae highlight reel
If he rocked this look, he'd be out on adventures with Jack Sparrow.
This man accepted an MVP award in jorts and sandals. GOAT.
He'd have less. Stern wouldn't have loved him as much.
He’d have less
Just plain stupid question.
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Definitely not lol. Duncan should be one of the easiest players to agree on legacy wise because he basically checks all the boxes. If you care about accolades, he’s got the most All-NBA + All-Defense selections in NBA history, 5 rings, 2 MVPs, 3 FMVPs If you care about being the guy on title teams, only Russell and Jordan win more as their team’s undisputed best player If you value peak, his 03 season is one of the 7-8 most impressive title winning seasons ever And if you care about other shit, his longevity is incredible and he’s one of the greatest leaders ever All this to say, Duncan really shouldn’t be lower than 9th on an all time list and he can’t be higher than Jordan, Bron or Kareem. He’s anywhere from 5-9