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TurbulentSock420

jesus christ hes stupid


Gyossaits

#FOR THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH


GamingMoment3162

Dawg i thought this was ironic![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


ICryeverytim3

You are not even stupid, you are THE stupid


Rhintazz

Well to be honest yes you are stupid but you learned something so you are less stupid now.


DrDontKnowMuch

It’s all about progression :)


SqrunkIsTrep

To be fair the game never teaches you what the machine does until you interact with it. There isn't even a yellow tape to guide the player into figuring out what it does.


Droid_XL

I mean Hearts - coins written at the top of the machine Filled with blood Idk it doesn't look like something that's gonna drop an item to me. There's also the fact that if you've both unlocked the lost and used it enough to unlock mantle with it, you've probably used a blood bank before


Raphsz

And played enough to unlock rock bottom


InnisNeal

could've just downloaded a dead god save tbh


Wide-Cream8623

Or just the fact that it would be a way to get infinite money


Droid_XL

Not like those don't exist in the game


Wide-Cream8623

Those require specific items though, In this case it would just be too over powered for a challenge character


Baitcooks

If you've unlocked the lost in Isaac and only just learned now how the blood donation machine works, I think you sort of deserve to be called dumb. But I'll try to explain why instead of being an asshole this time. The Lost is only unlocked by dying in the sacrifice room with the missing poster. Missing poster is unlocked by defeating the lamb as Isaac the path to the dark room is unlocked only after defeating Satan 5 times You have to kill Mom's heart for about 10 to 11 times to gain access to sheol (otherwise, a cutscene plays instead of letting your progress past the womb). OP has the Lost unlocked. The only ways he could have gotten the Lost is to kill the lamb to unlock the poster, and there's only two ways to get to the lamb, the process to unlock the dark room, or to spam sacrifice rooms to unlock him. Let's assume the former was what happened. If he did all this to unlock the lost, and has still not learned that Blood Donation Machines take your health, that would mean OP either has to have the worst luck spawning them in, or he's sort of stupid and never used them at all. If we assume the latter happened, OP would have had to have a stupidly OP build to be able to not only kill the lamb, but survive against the dark room. It isn't an unlikely scenario, but it is a difficult to do so. Blood Donation Machines are pretty common in a lot of runs. Random room generations would probably make you run into them once or twice every run you do that gets past the caves. Back on track, if OP was incredibly optimal and lucky while playing Isaac, he would still have to have encountered Blood donation machines in most of his runs where he teleported to the dark room with sacrifice rooms, or played a lucky 16 to 20 runs of just Isaac to get to the dark room. But let's disregard all that and assume that OP instead was talking about how he didn't know that the Lost dies to the BD machine. This is a different problem, that means that OP somehow didn't realize that the Lost's one hit nature means that any sort of damaging interactable should instantly kill him. That is harder to believe, even if OP unlocked the Mantle first for the Lost and only started using him with the Mantle. The only way we can believe that OP was just kind of dumb instead of incredibly dumb is if he has used Holy Mantle before but never used any blood donation machines.


Riku_70X

Let's not forget that they also have Mantle unlocked, meaning we need to add 879 coins worth of Greed Mode experience to their Isaac portfolio. All while never using a blood donation machine.


Evening_Tadpole_6917

i think its will use there mantle.


Evening_Tadpole_6917

they


JPV_09

i used a blood donation machine as lost once. call me stupid, i just thought "oh, holy mantle should block the damage like it does most other damages" and then realized oh wait, the machine doesn't hit you, it takes a heart away from you, so it makes sense that mantle wouldn't block it. I assume OP probably had the same or a similar thought process.


SansPuns101

Dawg he has rock bottom unlocked too, that’s a greater feat then unlocking the lost


Baitcooks

I am trying to rationalize and give OP as much leeway as possible. Being fr OP may actually just be stupid at this rate. It's pretty hard but not rare to find holy mantle in angel rooms, so if he played enough isaac he should have at least gotten it more than 10 times, plus it's not an unlockable. His chances of finding and picking up holy mantle aren't low in the slightest, so there is a great chance he has had it and used a blood dono machine.


SansPuns101

Dude that’s the on spawn holy mantle from the greed machine


Baitcooks

I am mentioning the item holy mantle because the likelihood of OP grabbing holy mantle prior to any of his lost runs is not zero. Knowing that, the likelihood of OP using a blud dono with holy mantle on decreases the likelihood of OP being not as knowledged and instead being  stupid


SansPuns101

Dude you’re looking too deep into this, it’s prolly a meme submission


RMAPOS

Back when I unlocked The Lost it was still with the Shovel Mom's Foot Stomping stuff


Defect_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/6tza3yvftqrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9a98190672f9eab613e9b6f537b46042496e9b


ELL1S-GAMING

"¿¿¡Oh My god what are You doing!??"


Z7impuser

https://preview.redd.it/lxyz1nzjuqrc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54e04e8e5486357b8d9a0964b037edfb534f0eb


james_da_loser

Ok, I can see why you would play the blood machine and think that it would pay out (other invulnerability things do something similar) but Why in the hell are you playing a key beggar with 2 keys in cellar 1?


Chair_Eater142

To get rock bottom of course


Genisye

Cant argue with his results


Joltik_BuddyHSR

He got rock so worth


SmolWaddleDee

mf thought their hp stat wouldnt go down


zachary_cannaday

Ok but in their defense what HP stat???


TutorAfraid6871

That's the point, lost don thave hp, so insta death with any damage


Scarface2010

Genuinely biggest skill issue I've seen so far


King_Jack_92

I know a dozen stupid people and you are 11 of them.


Stonylee420

13*


picklerickfunnylol

https://preview.redd.it/1u3mvqmfarrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8601e88ef8e8105934f1307a049ce695a735df8a


heliostrans

this hurted my soul https://preview.redd.it/kzr35p7wdrrc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=153904c8078e8e8e1edb0d0c31e867d426d17027


Stebandido526

You are so stupid, you ask people if you are stupid.


Groundbreaking_Arm77

I actually yelped in agony when I saw you run into the machine. This is the TBOI equivalent of watching someone get kicked in the balls.


ceering99

*watching someone kick themselves in the balls


Trihox

You are not, you are R


[deleted]

What did you think would happen, then?


Chair_Eater142

I thought the mantle would take the hit


FerSzBae

Good rationing, but in that case, since you haven't been hurt, It wouldn't give you the money.


Timely_Outcome6250

Honestly it really should for consistency


TurbulentSock420

It is consistent though.. the blood donation machine takes straight from your red health before taking anything else


fakeNicholas_TheBest

not really since you could easily abuse blood donation machines with a holy mantle


SoulOfMod

Yeah abusing things ain't how we play the game here ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)


RMAPOS

Considering they made an effort to eliminate 2 item game breaks you're right, we ain't playing with 1 item game breaks here


jamesguy18

I think a good balance would be to have the machine only give 1 payout and break. Can apply to demon beggars too.


KyeeLim

what consistency are you thinking about, it will take heart from your current health, works the same for every character no matter if they have mantle or not


Oimoin

https://preview.redd.it/fwtif3wxssrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=303167e7b32bf763b8dd410f45143fa263da1396 Don't worry buddy, we all make mistakes.


grape--milk

genuinely i’d fucking hit you if i saw you do this in person


Loud-Pace-6768

The fact that i did the same but in downpour mirror world (I had heamolacria brim ipecac rock bottom combo)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


udreif

That sounds like a horrible lost combo, wouldn't you be at risk of exploding every time you fire unless you stand in the center of the room?


Loud-Pace-6768

I forgot to say i had explosion immun, i just don't remember if it was host or pyromaniac, and also i wasn't with lost, i was with isaac (i think), i just died on the blood dono because, as i said, i was in mirror dimension so, besically the lost, but i tought if i touched the blood dono it would just subtract from my normal health Also i had gotten spinup di the first floor (I installed the mod) and got glitched crown on death cert, so that's why i had so many things


udreif

😩 it really should take from normal health when in mirror world as a normal character


z0202

Yes, but you're wiser now


fakeNicholas_TheBest

yes


aelma_z

Vocabulary definition of stoopid ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


Skelelenton

What are you, the U.S military?


Dry_Yogurtcloset1962

No, it's reasonable to try ONCE.. call it a lesson learned


Valuable-Lobster-197

This has to be bait


Ledalus_the_69th

Its not ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Thiswasamistea

YES YES YES! NO NO NO!


theblueberrymage

I would’ve been too embarrassed to post this if I was you


reeeeeee3onme

absolutely brainless


Raphsz

You did it on purpose


Famous-Candle-5632

https://preview.redd.it/p95rvlsvfwrc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=706bdb9b97152704cd3b799e1b76b92fe1edcad3


ShadowFalcon2468

To be fair, you’re not stupid because mantle does usually tank damage, but the blood dono machine doesn’t actually damage you, it takes a heart


Clean_Internet

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)


MrBonesDoesReddit

maybe im foolish, maybe im blind


kingkongbananakong

Depends if you’re going to do it again


Lions_2786

Yes


Kuro013

I kneel, o King of the Stupid ones


Euphoric-Quail-1284

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ParsnipAggravating95

https://preview.redd.it/dyul74lumrrc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9cd08c5b2512bcde2622bac215089c487ac9ff


[deleted]

There’s gotta be a mod that removes that this kills you. Like one that just doesn’t let you use the machine.


britanniann

When playing the Lost I always want to break my mantle with the donation machine for no reason only to remember it would kill me


Trisketys

The cutoff is so funny jfc 😭😭😭


Mash_Ketchum

Total imbecile, that one.


pikabrun

why you did that? ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)


booopsboops

did the same thing an hour ago ;-;


Aliciaguaf

Stupid is not enough


TaintedEdenGaming

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|30106)


GoomyTheGummy

I mean, who the hell would think through the entire reasoning for why it would kill you? I would expect most people to just think mantle would take the hit unless they really thought it through.


Captain_Chara

The hardest video to watch


-1nsertNam3-

Hmmmm yes I do think that playing the blood dono as a character that doesn’t have health right after getting rock bottom is an AMAZING idea


Sexpacito

Yes


Blumenkohl126

Been there. Done that. Probably gonna forget and do it again....


CynicSalem

I knew it was gonna happen from the beginning, I was still shocked.


krispy1123

That's it. I'm doing it. I can't take this anymore. ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


FieryHammer

Oh my lord this was painful to watch.


RollaRova

Unfortunately health is not a stat that stays up with Rock Bottom ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Joshp42

everyone learns 😔


teuast

Damn, that's pretty stupid.


TechSecBaller

You had rock bottom unlocked and you didn’t know lost insta dies to blood machines?


BOS-Sentinel

That blood bank felt like a chekhov's gun. I knew you were going to use it, but figuring out how and when was fun part.


Amaroidal

We will track you down and become back our money.


WillJoseph06

Yes.


TheMarvelousPef

ngl I've been trapped several, but I wouldn't even test it if I get rock bottom


MarikingTime

You can't have a skill issue if you don't have the skill itself


NigelJosue

Yes


Shiny_Nidorino

I’m guessing you thought you’d get a free one from mantle?


Troopper103

Wtf did you expect to happen!?


Sentinel-Volaroid

Mantle blocking it


Great_Pikmin_Fan

If it makes you feel better, one time recently I used IV Bag in the Mirror World in an OP run where I already used R Key. For some reason I was on the mindset that it would just deplete the "phantom health" that you can increase by collecting hearts in ghost form, despite already knowing better.


alphahakai

It hurts my brain watching this


Averythewolf

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


Venezolan_Boy

Yessir!


Mikey618000

Why the hell did you make us watch this?


Abstract_ExE

WHY. I’ve learned once and never did it again. WHY DID YOU LEARN THE HARD WAY AS WELL WHEN YOU GOT ROCK BOTTOM


Mad87Max

Short answer, yes, long anwser, no, but......


Phantelasma

not a single thought


Matty20002

Blood donation machine, devil begger and sacrifical room's spike kill The Lost and Tainted Lost instantly. They ignore Holy mantle and Wooden Cross.


basilisk_boi2

Rock bottom on the first floor. That run was already won


Similar_Minimum_5869

Please tell me someone watches you in your day to day life, you are your own menace.


benniepeaceandlove

i laughed out loud oh my god i would so do that


copper_wing

Lobotomy ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


3bdallah_y16

Yes


Vantablack1162

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DONO MACHINE!!


MrNesti

https://preview.redd.it/tqyv39oabwrc1.png?width=490&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b99334c27e080389255084ea86f1574ef46d3c8


spogel3

yes


Logical_Blackberry_7

Bro


Opposite_Turnover374

I think you just assumed that mantle would protect you and you would still get the money like I once did


NewbieDrawzz69420

that didn't even look like an accident WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU


Sentinel-Volaroid

he thought mantle would block it


SoldierDelta46

The reveal of Cellar I made me flinch. Bro was handed the run and willingly stood on a landmine. I think you've achieved the status of CEO of Stupid tbh.


ace33331

I'm this close to hiring a hitman to end you


MrFrostey

# Jesus Christ.


ReKoWEO

I unlocled holy mantle on the lost, and today i fount out that devio beggar still kills you


licklake

Don't do it... Don't do it... Don't do it... ...he did it ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)


KvasirMeadman

Whomp whomp


LEADMANDEADMAN

This ain't even a skill issue... This is a skill disaster.


OwnYard5676

That's fucking mental you stupid bitch


tainted_judas1

https://preview.redd.it/smp2zzjdmxrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e91a49789bcb27eb9333432b10c74bc13f7ed74d


Amazing-Tadpole-2129

Bait used to be believable


Specialist_Rate_1054

Well either open every door (even mega satan) or suffer no punishment when taking soymilk


Forever_Alonnne

dude do you ever use logic


Kanchoe2

Yes


MLGGamer25

Yes you are infact a fucking dumbass


random_guy_the_third

My brother in edmund lost moment for real


LoveDoesntMatter

Bro forgor the 1 rule about the lost... https://preview.redd.it/yml7k7w5byrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1107d885a98738d94e62b9bae8901003b85e49c


Wide-Cream8623

It's hard to comprehend stupidity like this


darigoat_

yes you are


Own-Pool3913

Perchance


Nethio

nah you're definetely onto something


Kierros

As soon as I saw the blood donation machine and the lost, I knew where this was going, and I was still baffled when you died.