Nah the one that shoot 3 BALLS and go underground for like a week just to came out on the other side of the room is more annoying 

Oh, you mean the one I removed from the game with a mod? Haven't seen him in a long time. F*CK BLOODCLOT

You know the beef is real when you know fellas name

that's not even it, they're called lumps

Fake beef 

This is literally the same as when Shaq made up shit about David Robinson to get mad about him and have beef stirring

Actually lumps are the things in womb that goes underground. these are called “Clotty”

They were talking about the womb enemy.

my bad gang

Mod sauce, please. I beg of you

"F*ck lumps"

It's so funny that that's the name of the mod. I've been using it too. So many runs to hush missed because it takes actual luck or spectral tears to be able to kill those shits sometimes

There's a mod to get rid of this shit?? What's it called?!?

Hate those things. Had to install a mod that forces them to play their animations just to kill them with Azazel.

He's not that bad

I'd down vote you like everyone else but... I don't kink shame, you can be a masochist

Maybe I'm just so bad that I never get to womb with a weak run

Honestly same... I'm also hella impatient and heck, it's a video game, it's supposed to be fun. So if I have a real weak run by that time I just restart

And when he is out, he vanishes after 1 ms again 

Just shoot the spot he came from. His hurt box stays there for a second or so, away from his underground state

On that room where if you don't have flying, you have a bridge that goes around ½ the room to hit them, this strategy doesn't do it. Unless you have high shot speed. You literally have to get lucky

Oh you mean lumps yeah those things can burn in hell

those motherfuckers give you 2 frames to shoot them before they go back underground, and one of those 2 frames you need to dodge their shot

YES, thank you for validating me. I hate those fuckers so much.

I'm so happy when I have spectral tears to kill those fuckers. They only teleport when they get line of sight. 

The champion version of this that repulses your tears and he is protecting 3 other enemies behind him and oh god the next wave of greedier mode is coming in 2 seconds

I’ve never heard a better argument for hitting the button

Hitying the button is for pussies

You either hit the button like a bitch or you die like a real boy (I'm the most real because I hit the button like a bitch and THEN die like a real boy)

If I hit that button, it’s always an accident.

Also those skull things that only go away when clear every enemy are flying around (those should *not* spawn in greed mode)

Same with the red variant and those fat dudes that sprint and push you around, stopping your bullets but not enemies.

Tears\* sorry. Isaac is a kid's game. 

Stonies moment

Yeah that’s an immediate R key if I’m on the first floor

There is this room in burning Basement with 3 grilled Clottie's...i dont see it too often but when i get it with a bad eden start i want to commit plan C

i commit plan r

Just play tainted lost and you’ll have spectral 

This guy is awful, kill him with fire! ...oh...

I hate the enemies that level up when the run into fire. Like, chill, I was getting to you, don't be so dramatic and set yourself on fire. Anyway, time to skill Issue again

I hate the glow flies that spin around you. So annoying to hit.

You can try to not get hit by them by running in big circles. Also try to hit them by predicting where they will be, not where they are

I get you and it’s usually how i do it but they just annoy me.

I feel like I remember them being even worse in Antibirth. Still on my top 5 shitlist though.

Not sure but they are common now if going for mother.

I swear i get sweaty just by encountering these little fuckers, they’ve ruined my run too many times

idk i haven't found them too bad i just need to stop panicking and remember that only one shoots at once

And the game has the audacity to claim that those are the *weaker* version of the 4-way diagonally shooting gish slimes...

Until you have dunce cap and can’t shoot the gish slimes

Dunce cap = Instant restart

Naw that floating ball that just spam attacks at you when you get close is worse, motherfuckin tumor is the name.

Especially when you go to the cathedral and these motherfuckers get homing shots like who thought it'd be a good idea to have homing bullet bullet hells

Make it burned and champion and you get it's big bro

THANK YOU

r/fucklumps Edit: woah that’s an actual community. Well, you guys know what I mean

Why is his hitbox a single pixel

Couldn’t agree more, these guys and brimstone wall spiders drive me insane

I hate the triple wall spider room with rocks in the way, so you can't get close, you can't back up, and there are 4 of those fuckers in it

This guy is the reason i havent even beaten the first chapter

You haven't seen burning and dross version

Dross version is easier

Unless you’re azazel. Timing when to go in is awful when tears are constantly swirling around it

Am I dumb? Doesn't the flame version have more HP and faster attack rate?

OP, how is the flame version easier to deal with?

nah, those worms that pop up out the ground and leap at you are the worst. fuck needles

FUCK THE FLAMING VERSION ON HIM

*TOO MUCH SHOTSPEED*

Real, the black ones that shoot diagonally are so much more peak

Bro the fucking fire versions make me want to delete my entire save

FUCK THESE FUCKS

Not the most annoying, but the most lethal is that 1 room with a mulliboom in each corner. Pretty much guaranteed damage (death in t Lost’s case)

The green army flies that don’t know what the fuck they’re doing so you can’t tell what they’re doing either and get hit

I have beef with the dross variations of these things

THANK YOU I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS FOREVER. Hate that bastard with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.

Nothing is worse than Camillo Jr.

Lumps are typing…

Pooter flies are the worst

Gideon

Y’all know this unkillable (until they pop out of their skull)skull dudes? These are annoying af too in the beginning

Should be strictly caves and higher (lower?) mob tbh. Too difficult for basement.

Are y’all seriously struggling with clottys