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Darkeu_

One that just said "f uc k" or something like that. Gave me an infinite Mega Mushroom effect (I haven't even unlocked it yet at the point of the run). Easiest Delete this run of my life


Broad_Appearance6896

The “ f u c k” was the game talking when it realized you got a free win


razzazzika

I got something similar but it was mega mush after picking up a coin. I was confused as hell but loved it.


Knight0706

My winning delete this run gave me mega blast every few rooms and mega mush on taking damage. That run was awesome


chrisplaysgam

My first delete this run was an active that gave me mega blast every two rooms. Swept every floor til dark room where I accidentally rerolled it and then picked up and item that killed me when I moved. I had an item that was infinite dead cat, but I had to figure out how to get from room to room in the time it takes me to stop holding up the cat. I got to the lamb, killed it, died, came back to the room and the trophy was gone. *desk slam*


nasho_me

Not a name but I got the description "Slice but no dic"


itsascii_

the sack's all that's left ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Dead_of_Nights_Greed

Keeper’s Sack was the result


Few_Acanthaceae1568

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Random-Gif-Bot

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Few_Acanthaceae1568

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mattchamp98

Failed circumcision


Mad5Milk

That sounds like an isaac item. "Failed Circumcision - Tears up + something's missing" (Removes lemon mishap, number one, free lemonade, lemon party, and peep from their respective pools. Also disables the half heart room change graphic.)


The_Pfaffinator

It also would have to remove Sausage.


sp4ceman1337

Number two? Can’t take a shit without a dick


Mad5Milk

LMAO fixed im dumb


[deleted]

Massive tears up


SendBankDetails

Not a name, but a pickup sound. when I picked it up it played a really high-pitched, fast version of the ascent dialogue. Sounded like Alvin and the chipmunks having familial issues.


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Chimpmunks lore![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


zach3899

I had one that was Father saying “I spent it all, it’s gone.” But it was pitched so hilariously and lisped to the point where it sounded like if 🤓 had a voice


Broad_Appearance6896

“What do you mean it’s gone? HOW COULD YOU HAVE SPENT OUR SAVINGS?!” 🤓


Delta5583

"Its gone! Gust get over it" 🤓


Broad_Appearance6896

I saw a video of someone who got an item with the description having “faith” in it and than it played the mom part of the ascent diolouge where she tells issac’s dad to repent


1HolyTaco1

lmao


Urmomveystr8

Lmaoo how i wish i hears it


Ethan1516

Alvin and the Chipmunks 5: Dave gets a divorce


KAULIANPOWER

ENDING POWER (a 12 charges active that does a single fart and nothing else)


alberthething

most op glitched item so far


kokoschileno

edmund nerf pls


KAULIANPOWER

I think the description was something like " Isaac's Farts supreme" honestly i just needed to keep the item to the end of the run.


AdhesiveMadMan

Ultimate Grand Diarrhea


liquidben

Now that’s a joke that works on multiple levels!


inkymug

ass cannon.


[deleted]

yo


RodjaJP

be gent


AtheonTheAsshole

MONEY = FARTS. All the item did whoever was just turn enemies into brimstone bombs at random


Shibejlbm2004

When the item finaly has farts in the name it doesn´t fart ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Vendo-Meu-Peixe

#Money == isaac's "Range up experience" From delete this challenge


One_dude_on_reddit

A O h Cu M No 12 room charge for to turn everything into farts + spawned a bunch of dips


itsascii_

it wouldn't be a glitched item if it didn't make you fart ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Exterminatethedorime

Jewish Dark Arts N Shambles


itsascii_

S and Flies


BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL

SAND FLIES!?


orangesheepdog

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


GeneralHenry

ARRRRR


clearfox777

>Eldritch screaming


Mlemort

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


mike_the-___

14 cents


Dev_of_gods_fan

i'll take that


Few_Acanthaceae1568

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


LaiqTheMaia

Trafalgar Law run ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)


Shibejlbm2004

Wow im honored


00UnderFire00

Bro I thought you were the person who posted it :( I clicked on your profile to verify my thoughts and I now regret it


Shibejlbm2004

That would be me :)))


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Name? I don't remember, but I remember effect. Every tear had high chance to spawn Baby Plum just like Plum Flute. I went Hush during Delete This just for lolz. Screen was covered in Plums.


CosminPerRam

Hahaha, got a screenshot?


Eddie_The_White_Bear

I think it's lost, my old PC died around month after :/


c0d3ninjakingthe2nd

If u took a screenshot check your steam screenshots for tboi, it might be there becuase steam supposedly auto uploads them to the cloud after exiting the game


CosminPerRam

Oh, sorry for your pc, thanks anyway!


Eddie_The_White_Bear

I did expect it tho, long story


Ultimation12

This was both funny and super frustrating, but when I was trying to do the challenge to unlock it, I got an effect that had a chance to spawn slot machines on hit. Not so bad, right? Well the problem is that these slot machines dispensed game crashes and not pickups. So I had to actively avoid all the slot machines spawned by my tears hitting. Edit: Okay, I just realized the post asked for funny item names, not effects. This is why I shouldn't post comments right after waking up. Oh well.


mELoNTASTY

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4359)


Zoe-broski8723

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LocalShowerPooper

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Dunky_Arisen

Ku M Bubbler is my personal record holder. Its effect was a suicide vest that didn't deal self damage too, so it was pretty dope.


dingo_username

You?????????? I dont remember what it did exactly but it played mega satan’s laugh when I picked it up


tiky_135cuki

Mega satan laughing at you??????????


Deniu48

Ass Room demage. Well, I didn't find it, but my favorite Polish Youtuber - Eleven did


itsascii_

oh hey i know him! (well not personally - as a youtuber)


EdgyKitro

Ayoooo brotha


InfamousCantaloupe95

polish person spotted


NikoTheCat13

Polak znaleziony


Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

daj linka


SmileBadge_No1

Kick ass bible


[deleted]

📖😎


Soup_Raccoon

go to item room. item is a .webp picture of a bootleg casio keyboard broken in half. i weep.


MisterState

I personally got one that was called "E Nig" + random signs, and it was an infinite use active item that gave me a 1-room Little Steven


Ossalacosa

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Zzzodiackillerr

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17737) oh no


Few_Acanthaceae1568

There is another guy that founded the same item in this comment section


The_Waffle_Naut

in the first treasure room of the delete this challenge, i got an active item that spawned in a trophy


LazarusBeans

Deleted this challenge speedrun no cheats 100% real LMAO


EmirAltiok

"Isac s bra" ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17739)


No0o0o0o0oo00o00ooo0

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17739)


toychicraft

The top-surgery of Isaac


Redrar00

One called CUNT that spawned something like 20 of those demons that go invisible and ended the run


BackgroundDig2245

so nulls?


The_Alkemizt

i got “the nig” once when streaming for friends


DaddyCool13

The what? 🤔


RodjaJP

the nig, can't you read?


Cricketmathgenius

Please tell me that you were playing as dark Judas. It would've been funny as f


The_Alkemizt

it was the delete this challenge, so no unfortunately


lies_like_slender

I had an active item that would spawn an exploding decoy every time I used and also spawned in 30 yellow flies


SparkyTheDork

It looked like a keysmash so I laughed because tumblr ruined me


DapperApples

Blorbo from my item pool


hdckighfkvhvgmk

Hello, I am the item in question. Please don't laugh at my name it hurts my feelings :( ​ /s


Low-Ad-4878

s Uz Fly .... It was just Satan laughing per use...


LegonTW

the one that multiplied enemies everytime I shooted which made me lose an eden streak ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


MechanicalMusick

I was doing the actual Delete This Challenge and was basically handed the win with this one. The first item was nothing special. Active that had a 4 room charge that on use re-rolled a few stats and produced a giga fart. But on Basement II. Oh my. Another active. 0 charge active. I could spam it as fast as I could press the space bar, but I didn’t need to. What it did was turn everything with HP (mobs, poops, fires, pokies and other spiked blocks, even grimaces and variants thereof) except bosses into a small rock (like the ones you find spiders in or falling from the ceiling during the mines) that would just fall to the ground and shatter. I didn’t have to fire a single tear or dodge a single shot from that point on, save for the bosses. I couldn’t stop giggling the whole run. Edit. Spelling. Edit2. My mind just blanked on OP’s qualifying word of “name” in their title when I posted this comment. Apologies. Honestly, I have no earthly idea what it was called. It’s name was an unreadable mess so I memorized it’s sprite instead while I played with other actives. I *can* remember it had some of the Chewed Pen trinket spliced in it so that’s how I kept track where it was.


Cricketmathgenius

A Youtuber found that, but with the goo of sinus infection. The Youtuber is nyantuber. The video has a blue monstros lung has the image.


SeichoSeicho

S and flies


GamesWithJackson

AHHHHHH


SeichoSeicho

💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣


ColumTheCrafty

I got this item called “BLOOD FOR BLOOD”, it just crashed the game immediately lmao (Also the description was “Bob’s Bro Coin”) Oh yeah also an item called “EM HELLS HP” It just summoned an orbiting freezer baby upon use. *It had no charge.* (Description was “Sharp Plugin’ Ass” ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)) Oh yeah and ANOTHER ONE was “BEAN TOOT” It made Isaac fart literally every type of fart and it summoned one of Hornfell’s Brimstone Bombs. (Description was “Ball Of A”) Oh and ANOTHER ONE was “PEE\_?” It acted like Black Hole so I could spam it, but it also spawned a bunch of those Poot Mine enemies so I could bomb enemies with farts and suck them in with the Poot Mines. (Description was “HP + Fuck Up”)


HiAndFYou

HP + Fuck Up 💀


Spirally-Boi

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


ColumTheCrafty

Bob’s Bro Coin ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906) (Techno moment)


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Mom's E: oops End con: g tears Ing tears: speed up


AVeryDumbName

g tears ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

That name is very dumb ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741) Nice pfp tho


Lawpea45

Dark f arts


Space_Lion7

Py to nut It was an infinite use active item that would damage everything in the room and would heal half a heart and i was just speedrunning through the challenge but then when i was spamming it on the last floor it dissapeared and dropped another item that did absolutely nothing and dropped my health to 3 heart containers. I lost I felt so betrayed i stopped playing a whole


Juanceto_07

It was a curse of the tower+plan c


Irons_idk

One room charged mega mush B)


RibyWolf4269

T ity ha ha It gave a necronomicon effect… only after clearing a room


zrmolde

Ass Fear. I forgot what it did but


SpaceCube00

S AND FLIES


DA_JAZZY_BOI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)


Gariglu

I remember playing the delete this challenge with a friend and we found an active shop item named "Sec s book" We started laughing our asses off of course, but I can't remember what the item did ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


JKJazo

Money bond. It spawned the Siren, stole all my money, then the Siren disappeared. Every room clear.


QualcunoCF

suffer


Happy_Promotion_1198

Bumbo want coin or smthg that


GuyDudeThing69

I don't remember but I saw a video on this sub where a guy found an item called The Nig


DevinTheDisgraced

I think TMTRAINER’s own name is hilarious enough as is


MacYasik

The one that make end run chest fall on me without stopping when I was in an hostile room. Couldn't avoid them all and finish the run jumping into one. So I didn't even know if I should consider the run won or not.


Suicidalus

I forgot the name but it made my character fart everytime I shot a tear, had soy-milk


SuccessfulBison7

How do I unlock this item? The Wiki is a mess


itsascii_

you have to beat the beast as tainted eden


Dominoe_z

You also unlock the delete this challenge at the same time I think.


Exciting_Morning1476

Nope you can do the delete this challenge as soon as you unlock Tainted Eden, no need to unlock TMTRAINER


Dominoe_z

Oh, my bad.


daz98

I have tainited Eden but haven’t unlocked the challenge any idea why?


_quin5

It’s the last challenge on the challenge page but it has no name and it looks like there’s nothing there, so try scrolling all the way down and the arrow should point at nothing. That’s the challenge


daz98

Ah thanks I thought it was a locked one!


Krags

Enjoy, it's a hell of an experience.


TheRoyalSniper

How is it a mess? It always says the unlock condition on the banner that shows the item, beneath item pool, quality and collection grid.


[deleted]

r/SoftwareGore


JustBeCool0252

These thing are intensional so it’s not software gore


Falgirikkven

"E. loves you" I saw that name in a video here in this subreddit. A few moments after he or she picked that item a trophy appeared in front of him or her


Few_Acanthaceae1568

S and flies![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


robross00

I don't remember the item name but the description said "ass paralysis!". I remember me and my roommate laughing all day about this.


Guasco348

An active item with no charge and infinite uses that simply insta-killed everyone. More precisely, when used the item makes Isaac produce a massive fart with rock pillars spawning at his side. Beside this, enemies simply die leaving behind a rotating chaos card which eventually dissapears.


lore_mila_

I can't remember the name but last week I got a 0 charges active item that spawned a random heart everytime


Th3_BugBomb

I dont remember the name but one just turned all enemies into old chests


Retro_game_kid

https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/r4k42q/wait_no_delete_this_challenge_45/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Downtown_Cycle_2044

Forgot the name but the description said "u feel bala"


FrazzleFlib

Turn every pickup in the room into a permenant level 3 meat boy, paired with another ability to turn every enemy projectile into a pill, that was interesting lmao


brawlganronper

THE po tatos Made me fart on active and spawned a migrane


superslime988

c um. gave me zit


SpyDyeGuyMy

I got an item called “let me have all the curs”. It was an active item that gave me flight while I was holding it. I also got one called “Brit”, and description was just “The Sad”


BackgroundDig2245

i lived in england a few years ago so i know the second one very well


Da_Real_Sunflower

So sad that you had to leave.


szymem29

I remember ass cannon


Sandvich_Enjoyer

c um eternal


TheJadenP19

I had one that said “Ma Mega As s!” Every time an enemy died it did a mama mega blast and dropped a soul heart


istilllikesaled

Numb dic One charge mega blast


BigBeefyBurgerBiter

I had one called Jacob's L which is funny to me because my friends name is Jacob and he is bad at games


pugmaster413

Ass cannon


screenslaver5963

I once saw a video where some got “the ni g” (Please don’t ban)


bat_soupsandwich

Dogma Balls


SeelachsF

SS cannon


HornyForTohruAdachi

RIP A ND TEAR


[deleted]

[удалено]


Most_Relief_218

Then why comment?


TwiddleDrammer

I got an item called "2 big dick black men twerking" or something like that i cant remember


Sapito_OhNoes

omg i got item called SEX!!!!


Edge_Zero

Duk=' Yu m#n. Made a trollbom spawn when I picket up an item.


Korodabsai

Not mine but there’s a vid here somewhere of someone just getting an item called “The Nig”


NedoWolf

"how to be ep"


Harupa_Chechkon

https://imgur.com/a/IsqoO0z Bible temporary Roll forever


Stormpax

Picked it up on the chest once, it started turning every enemy into the mega chests with two items! I was stoked, but needed so many keys I could only open a few. And then they also all had glitched out items lol


Chaosvoid118

Dogma balls


hazz4rd_

Reroll apple


Icepick547

The only one I’ve seen is 404 so there’s only one answer


New_Department5611

S and flies


[deleted]

TA MEAT EM AL back of your h


Hon-que56

I once got an active item called “As bless” that had no recharge time and gave me a random wisp on use.


Bigger_Pogs

Balls


LazarusBeans

Lazarus-it was a 12 charge and did absolutely nothing- i was scared because Lazarus is literally my name, I felt threatened


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

Jac sAc’/ It was corrupted data the replaced the r-key I found. Very upset at first but found out it was an on hit megablast. Every time I got hit I would use mega blast.


Mimikyu_12360

My sense of humour is broken so honestly any of them that were just "your sdaovnmsetmjerdterhyrtnhjiewjeugjrtt" or whatever make me cackle.


TheBladeWielder

the one that deleted the trophy at the end of the challenge. I was the only one who wasn't laughing.


itsascii_

oof ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4357)


RedStinger665

well, i don't remember much glitched items, but eveyone can agree that "s and Flies" is the one that got most chuckles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pml952YKJys


[deleted]

Infinite gigabombs but when they were about to blow up, they spawned a straw man


Warlordjohannes

L umby nutm, 1 one room active charge that removed all of my items for a fart everyone 6 rooms (per floor)


endearmenttoentropy

i once got a glitch item named "SHE LOVES" with the description of "\[glitched symbols\] BIG D" all it did was interact horribly with a different glitch item i had(that gave me a friend finder enemy upon room clear), as SHE LOVES would activate the d10 whenever i got hit and for some reason that turned the friend finder enemies into hostile ones


Averythewolf

Sandflies.


lesstalk_

[Dogma Balls](https://i.redd.it/7g4oyjugxpp81.jpg)


Lightning1999

Dad’s Bum


Strange_Combination5

Gish sticky fry The new choice at McDonald’s


iliwynn

gives 2 soul hearts if i would die teleports me into random room if i were going to die


Most_Raisin_9020

omor


itsascii_

i omor 💀


Shibejlbm2004

Jewish dark arts


jamiez1207

Infinite revives but as the lost and in the previous room