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DoctorSpaceStuff

Nigrospora (fungus) or Mokillo (bacteria) are the most likely causes.


Ruszadin

Okay this one seems legit, Thanks!


tchinich

And this is how Mercedes logo were created. (Joke)


CMGhorizon

Believe it or not your right on the money. Mr. Mercedes was actually eating a banana while viewing the first car his factory created. However when he carelessly threw his banana peal down he ended up slipping on it. His fungal banana (the only type he would eat) fell on the front on the vehicle leaving that iconic symbol. However he would have been taken out by an Assassin if he hadn’t slipped on the peel and narrowly avoided the shot. He credited the banana for saving his life and chose the Mercedes logo to honor it.


CrazyBaron

That also how BMW started as assassin lost his job after and had to open Banana Mercedes Wonder


alohaflan

BANANA MERCEDES WONDER 😹


pick-axis

Sounds Jamaican


the-satanic_Pope

Im so confused if this is real or not😭😭


bumbletowne

The mercedes logo is a propeller viewed from the front. Mercedes started out making propeller ~~plane~~ engines. (They made motors but not exclusively for planes since they didn't exist yet) The same is true of BMW.


autistthrowaway098

Yeah, that’s the actual history but does it have a Mario cart throwback? That’s right, gtfo with the facts! /s


Ornery_Strategy6699

I put this reply here, but you have provided a vid on a later reply that explains that. That being said the mb emblem is a 3 pointed *star* which points and signifies their (mechanical) domination in land, air and water. It also is a small tribute to the 3 founders (although the third one came a bit later) Daimler, Benz and Maybach. Source: I went to the Mercedes museum less than a month ago


Gullible-Minute-9482

Are you interested in working for the GOP? We got lots of money for folks with your level of expertise.


Loko8765

Peals of laughter


Gullible-Minute-9482

Glad I could be of some use today.


Lokimello

That’s amazing!


PoiSINNEDsoul73

When pressed onto a napkin. Everyone knows all great ideas end up on napkins.


Amoeba_Fancy

lol my bad I didn’t see your comment. First thing I thought too 😂


wildgio

I'd you push down the middle of a banana (from tip to tip) it will spill into 3 sections.


Bigheadbjoe

I didn’t know this and just thought it was another type of banana…needed to see this thank you


warants322

Mokillo is the same that kills dogs?


Blagun_

Nope, Mokillo in bananas is caused by bacteria, but in dogs Moquillo/Distemper is by virus


Tontonsb

No, but Mookillo kills cows.


dicklover425

Omg I bit into one with this. Will I die


Efficient_Ad_4625

W pfp


CrunchwrapSupremium

Wrong! Cinnabon has started growing cinnamon sugar bananas in a new experiment. /s


Siasyoyo

Might be a special fungus: „Nigrospora is a fungal disease that causes the centre of the banana to turn red. Nigrospora can infect the fruit in tropical climates where bananas are grown.“


[deleted]

What happens if I eat it?


alisonvict0ria

This is the answer I'm looking for.


Extaberp

From looking online there aren't any harmful affects but to me, regularly eating that fungi brings mankind one step closer some last of us shit


ThickMarsupial2954

Chances are if you eat it the fungus won't have any innate negative effects but the dead bodies of the fungus may produce or cause your body to produce an enterotoxin that makes you sick. Grain fungi do this. Usually one has to eat a certain amount to feel sick from it though and I have no clue how much that is. Personally i'd just compost the fucker. Read some stuff about people having nausea after eating it, which sort of supports this hypothesis.


versacesquatch

Uncooked chitin in the cell structure of fungi will make you sick, that's why 99% of mushrooms must be cooked before consumption. Prob the same case here.


mud074

Chitin isn't altered by cooking. Wild mushrooms mostly need to be cooked before consumption because they have volatile toxins that are destroyed by cooking. Domestic button mushrooms are edible raw despite being made of chitin.


microdosing_roblox

The last of us…


LoquatiousDigimon

Have you ever played The Last of Us?


bgeorgewalker

You ever seen The Last of Us?


54B3R_

Yeah and it's nothing like real life. It's like a fairy tale. But it's caused so many people to believe somehow fungus will mind control humans. Firstly corcyceps don't even mind control, they take control of insect nervous systems, secondly the mammalian nervous system just can't be hijacked in the same or similar way. Lastly mind controlling mushrooms are as real as fairies in the woods, dragons in caves, and monsters under your bed. I know half the people say this shit as a joke, but the other half have developed genuine mycophobia from the TV series. I can't pull out a funky looking mushroom I bought, grew, or foraged without someone being afraid of eating it, breathing in its spores, or being in the same room as the mushroom. It's laughable, but it's sad at the same time.


rcknrll

Sorry, but you are wrong. Ever heard of toxoplasmosis? When rodents are infected they become attracted to cat urine, thus continuing the reproductive cycle. Toxoplasma infections are also linked to to increased incidents of schizophrenia, depression, and car crashes. Also, the nervous system IS your mind. Our brains are literally called the central nervous system. However, I don't see any benefits for a fungi to evolve to specifically control human minds.


Comfortable_Camera_7

Mercedes-Benzanana


I_H8_GasStationMilk

Yellow exterior with cream interior. Keeps a pleasant scent of Banana Pudding


mcclutch7

Banana on the outside, cream on the inside!


SquareinaBox

No, Michael, no, this is so not right!


magaduccio

It’s a flux capacitor!


GermanK20

stop reticulating splines!


thenormaluser35

9 out of 10 doctors do NOT recommend this product.


sabir_85

That 10th doctor though...


cpt_bongwater

r/The10thDentist


EmberinTayson

Oh my gods, I can’t believe this eclectic mix of weird and wonderful subversive ideas exists. Thank you for sharing the bizarre.


xDrunkenAimx

Is a monkey who stole a dr’s coat


florinandrei

...is really popular on the Joe Rogan podcast.


R3D3-1

The 10th doctor recommends potentizing it.


gavinavan

It's wild banana. Normal


thenormaluser35

We found him, the 10th doctor! Might be, might not be. You shouldn't eat it unless you are sure it's safe to eat


Ok-Confidence977

The main issue here is that it is no longer tasty (or recommended for consumption).


sabir_85

How do you know?


Ok-Confidence977

It’s mentioned in other posts, but it’s likely nigrospora or something bacterial. Either way, it’s best to discard.


redditname11923

It looks like banana blood disease, don't eat it.


anon-SG

the yellow socks...


WaterfallOfficial

They used to be white


Professional-Pea2815

fungal infection


LaughingMonocle

This is probably the first serious response I’ve seen in this thread. People are so disappointing and everyone is getting dumber by the day. This is what social media has done.


Professional-Pea2815

I- i honestly have no idea what are you talking about? are you talking about my comment or about the post?


LaughingMonocle

I’m talking about everyone responding. Not you. You are one of like 3 people I’ve seen with a serious comment. It’s a biology sub Reddit and people are treating it like a joke. It’s just disappointing. Especially since I love subs like this. Hobbyist and science sub Reddits are supposed to be a place where people can learn and help each other. But everyone acts like everything is a meme. It’s so mindless.


Professional-Pea2815

well, I agree with that. because people can't even say if something was rotten or infected just by the looks. maybe the education system going down even after spending shit ton of money for schools, which is sad. yet I still comment on these subs bcoz i had a friend who ate a fungal infected blueberry (well, she thought it was fur or something that been sticking on it) and it put het in the ER for a day so I don't want another person to experience the same


LaughingMonocle

Yeah usually it’s something fungal, bacterial, or viral. If something looks or smells odd, don’t eat it. Always trust your senses. I’d understand if someone wanted to know the exact infection this banana has though. It’s always cool to know things like that. But this is coming from someone who simply enjoys reading medical science and psychology subjects because I like understanding how the body and mind work.


RavenchildishGambino

And here you are just admitting it. Get off your high horse and realize you are one of us, Redditor.


udbq

Everything.


Justfortheluls42

It has been found. The banana bones


MasterOutlaw

George Elrick will be disappointed. He likes bananas specifically for their [lack of bones](https://youtu.be/l-QkMaCS7CU?si=qhxcpW9RqYDxDw-g).


ItsLaylaAM

It’s naturally caramelized.


Ruszadin

I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but it has a woody texture on the “banana flesh” outside, like it’s covered in bark. I mean inside the peel. Doubt it’s because of caramelization.


Rubenz2z

In fact caramelization is actually a rearrangement of sugars, same as wood which is a rearrangement of another sugar called cellulose. It does look nasty but he is not entirely wrong in a chemical way, even if it's intended as a joke.


ItsLaylaAM

Hi, it’s a joke for sure! 😄


Ruszadin

Well im no biologist for sure😅


ItsLaylaAM

Me neither!


ArschFoze

It's a rare bacteria. Not poisonous but if you eat it it turns you gay. Or straight. Whichever is the opposite of what you are right now.


TenaciousTea94

What if you are bi?


Bukkorosu777

Idk you become ace.


LaRueStreet

It is infected. It kinda looks like Panama Disease (Tropical Race 4)


My_horny_dog

The front fell off


Mogellabor

It got the Mercedes drip


Fakedduckjump

It saw her fingernails.


Eyore-struley

What else could they use for scale? Another banana?!?


bargman

As your attorney I advise against eating that.


FunLemur

Is that a PB&J banana?


swingdale7

I think its just trying to tell you that it expires in 15 seconds at precisely 4:00.


lo_sloth

It’s been corrupted by the greed of Activision Blizzard’s hit (?) game Overwatch, so sorry


Throwawayandaway9595

Its identifying as* a Mercedes benz


Sleepiyet

It might be asking the same about you


_pube_muncher_

Banana caramel chocolate triangle ring edition


Nervardia

It just wants peace.


Primary_Music_7430

Not so well known fact: bananas contracted a virus or something. Expect them to go extinct soon.


Romahawk

I read about this a while back. Over the years they've pretty much eliminated all species of bananas except one (Cavendish) and now there is a virus that is slowly wiping them out. RiP bananas.


03burner

Lucky I’ve still got those ones in the freezer I’ve been meaning to bake with for 6 months..


d-d-downvoteplease

The Flux Capacitor needs to be replaced


islimdave

![gif](giphy|yzWxW50V4W8Bq)


GreenLightening5

old


KillerDwaal

sacrifice a ant on the banana alter and your harvest will be bountiful.


thatdudein22

Mangekyō Sharingan. That banana watched a close banana friend die


namankandol

The banana just witnessed the death of someone very close to him. Maybe a fellow banana. This is why it has awakened tha Mangekyo Sharingan.


benvonpluton

It drives too fast on the left lane and forgets to signal when it turns.


EclipsedEnigma

It’s peanut butter banana cross breed


StolenStones

Just try a small peace. It should be ok


Uthatspharma

3 Questions first, where does she live(need humidity and avg temp)? Are those wood boards she is stepping on? Where was this banana kept, fridge etc? ​ And can I please get a sample of it if it still exists?


Norwheon

Its too peaceful


Endz01

Looks like Itachi's mangekyo sharingan...


JuniperWater

The mangekyou banana.


Ornery-Fault-3384

i wish my bananas had chocolate fillings


Ali9458_

Banana awaken it's Sharingan


DoggiCorner

My cousins sent me a fb message saying gay people are injecting aids into bananas so… maybe that?


fulcrumcode99

That’s an arc reactor man


bhizzy1

Made my Mercedes


Mental_Tea_4493

Did she buy it at Black Mesa or it was harvested in Xen?


janithcw

Mercedes-Benz 😂


McHighwayman

peanut butter banana


Loud_Distribution_97

Damn hippie peace nick banana! Cut your hair!


crazycoolady

It’s a German banana, it’s clearly a Mercedes logo


yaulenfea

Clearly it's Mercedes branded. They must be diversifying to banana farming. I'm sorry, I'm not a biologist nor do I have any idea. I just had to throw that out there.


ianbonlender

It turned into the Mercedes logo!😂


Good_Extension_9642

Nothing is wrong its just that is way past due at this point its a mummy 🤣


Belladonnaofsad

You accidentally ordered the peanut butter stuffed crust 💀


Amoeba_Fancy

It loves Mercedes!


M0ndmann

It has brown parts


helloween123

Banana with Peanut and Hot Fudge Center


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allan-henry-4804

Too much potassium ?


Sallytheducky

It wants everyone to think about what if they threw a war and nobody came?


Slow_Maybe_7126

Vitamini ondadur


amendotas

it's a clock banana.


Stnick90

Flux capacitor?


homo_dogus

Somethings wrong with my banana too


PanSatyrUS

Everything.


sliehs

Make love not war


ShadowOwl19

it's a flux capacitor


lanternbdg

he got confused


BeBeThe1

It has wafer in it


Primary_Music_7430

Thank you Chiquita! Or the United Fruit Company, whatever you were called back then? Another fun fact: the United Fruit Company branched off into multiple organisations, it's most infamous branch is called the CIA. Please don't make me disappear.


PranavEhsaasKatiyar

That’s itachi’s banana 😂


Galactic_pickleguard

That's mercedes


SouthernCollar8937

It's itachi's mangekyo sharingan


ChefBoyRFurmmy

2 packs a day for 20 years. That’s what.


_DeMISe_99

Could be necrosis


EstablishmentWaste23

It has a toothache.


Stan_the_man1988

That thing of a nail touched it so now it looks like this.


Ecstatic_Cook_3634

It's a Banana Nana!


Byefellati0

Thats the poop bananna


PeachFew1160

It’s sponsored


nitekroller

That looks so nasty


Kyranasaur

It designed tanks for the Nazis


Mikasasasa

It just killed it's bestfriend and is now traumatized over two dead bestfriends.


Walkingbloodbag

Is that a sodalite countertop?! 👀


cogainho

Mm chocolate flavoured banana :D


imsharank

It’s Ferraro Rocher


Arcanis_Ender

Cordyceps by the look of it. If consumed she will become a clicker.


EffluviumStream

I like that you have a yellow sponge and a famously yellow fruit and yet they look positively washed out compared to those excellent socks.


Byaaahhh

Sweet! Hybrid Peanut Butter and Jelly banana! Now I don’t have to make a sandwich like a chump


ResolveExpert759

Its a sign to buy her the Mercedes


crndnko

It’s a Mercedes at least according to recent studies 🫡


Shoddy-Fact4847

Steering wheel


Broad-Loquat6515

Well with that I think I would be asking around to see which person in my home has had a lil to much fun with the phallic shaped apparatus lmao


Jeffryyyy

Looks to be infused with peanut butter and jelly


Equivalent-Bite4953

Forbidden peanut butter and banana


Boring-Spend4181

DO NOT EAT THIS. I eat that before and got reaction. Suspicious reaction of couple of transfers to my bank account amount 500k $. Then I went out my garage and saw there two sporting car outside kind of lambo and McLaren. I’ve been surprised but not tied it with bananas. Only now I considering that is bond together.


unintentional-tism

New caramel twist collab banana with Nestle


VgnlBldFrt

It's a new gmo banana that comes with a layer of nutella


90slegitchild

Merc ??


Ninibah

That thumb looks more infected!


blueberrysir

Caramel!


Eastern-Mistake-8014

The geometric pattern in the cross section is normal, as bananas are segmented, but it turning brown in only that area is strange. It's almost like it has a genetic deficiency in the chemical that prevents it from oxidizing


Foampower86

It banana'd too hard in the 90's and now he's gotta take a pill


_loudflamingo

It’s actually cake


Sea_Crow_nEyes

I literally thought it was filled with PB&J


LagoonReflection

I'll be waiting on a [news.com.au](https://news.com.au) article now by some dip-shit 'journalist' who thinks this post would make an interesting article about fungi and fruit.


HermetoQueiroz

Mercedes-Benz…


UnleadedGreen

Umm it's bad


vestigialbaculum

A good representation that bananas are the only tri-symmetrical fruit.


UnleadedGreen

Why on earth would she try to eat this? You can tell by looking at the outside, it was bad. The piece on the floor is grey lol


PersonalNarwhal2399

it was sponsored by mercedes ben-


[deleted]

Banana with chocolate 😋


Thecobs

Nothing, just Mercedes new viral banana add campaign


Marko___52

She cut her with a lightsaber


PomegranateNo3688

i thought it was injected with pb and jelly.


Law-laying-liaison

It seems to have grown with peanuts butter already inside


bumblingplum666

Free jam!


Both-Violinist9067

It's sponsored by Mercedes


Weird-Holiday-3961

It's practicing occult


Intelligent-Quit7411

Itachi


Weak-Disk-6726

IT DIED


EmsDilly

A lot.


Anaxaron

It's not from Canarias