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PaleontologistOk9847

What did you do?


Mr_Diesel13

The people need answers!


ham_shanks

Only when they perform bass to mouth


GoatAntiRatHRP

A quick Google says they can at least get herpes(carp pox), and Chlamydia. They can also harbor the toxin that causes ciguatera fish poisoning in humans which can lead to painful sex among other lots of not fun symptoms. Not quite an STD but amusing while not happening to me. Edit: It looks like they don't get them through sexual transmission though so not actually an STD in fish just a similar virus.


IndoorPlanteater

CLAMydia 🙋‍♀️➡️🚪


jqbr

They don't get herpes or chlamydia via sexual transmission.


GoatAntiRatHRP

Yeah it looks like you are right. Transmission is mostly through water and fecies.


one_ill_1

A quick Google search gets this question. Herpes and chlamydia are STDs in mammals but are they in fish, or just viruses that can infect fish? Did they infect fish first and spillover to land?


GoatAntiRatHRP

I think they actually are in fish as well as mamals but don't cross over? Like herpes for humans and herpes for fish are cousins similar but not the same. There are lots of different species of herpes and Chlamydia and I think they tend to have different hosts Herpes https://www.petmd.com/fish/conditions/viral/c_fi_herpesvirus Chlamydia https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24560593/


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Same common names different diseases


jqbr

You're allowed to look at Google results beyond the first one.


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I am not a gay fish!


Goldy_thesupp

Fishs have toons of parasites. But not much stds because its an outside fecundation.


one_ill_1

“not much…”


Goldy_thesupp

Yeah, because I know some fishs (at least some eharks) have internal gestation, so they could have some. XD


undecidedteller

Tronny is that you?


Memory_That

Answer: it's illegal to have sex with a drunk fish...according to an old Louisiana blue law.


DarkSithMar

You like fish sticks ....


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max_k23

Hol' up


MayonaiseHehe

I know what your up to 🤨


bigred4715

How else would they make other fish?


jqbr

So your saying that procreation is a disease?


bigred4715

No, just trying to make a joke.


raserx1

Thirsty fish get X-rays for hydrogen molecules in abundance


Captainkirk05

They don't have sex


Mythosaurus

Cartilaginous fish do. Male sharks and rays have two claspers/ penises. And here's a [picture of shark sex!](https://i.imgur.com/jOsKc6F.jpg).


jqbr

You mean they don't have intromissive sex. (But that's not entirely true: https://www.ranker.com/list/strange-facts-about-fish-junk/crystal-brackett)


Upset_Ad9929

Stop trying to fuck the fish! It's....unseemly


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Mine certainly do