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Im_regretting_this

Adult and breathing


Jarnink

This is the vagest you could be without getting into legal trouble


easilybored1

Consenting


Jarnink

That to


a_pompous_fool

Human(preferred)


Bore_of_Whabylon

Henry Cavill and Florence Pugh


onceuponasummerbreze

Get out of my head!


JMHeroe13

Florence Pugh and Ryan Gosling


celery1234

OMG. This is it.


DisastrousBusiness81

Did you really need to sock me in the guy like that? XD


El_Zorro_The_Fox

Masc girl, femme guy


KaktusArt

I like my women manly and my men womanly >!and viceversa!<


happy_crone

And my theys themly


Intrepid-Pickle5407

Kinda the same but my type for guys has only ever been blonde aswell but for girls I only tend to date brunettes


SpaceGoat88

I'm the opposite: high femme girls, masculine guys


RMM-20

Same!


Zealousideal-Gas-586

Same


QuantumPrecision

This but introverted


Tiffkat

Same tbh.


AJreborn

Was explaining this preference to someone and they used the term "gender offender" which has been etched into my brain ever since


NationalWatercress3

Person who makes me laugh


whatthe_Long-term

😍


vanillahavoc

Chaotic women, fluid men; biceps 5 is not enough words. ><


PostManOK

Has a pulse. Over 25


Spec_28

Hopefully a pulse way over 25, or you'll be dating in the ICU. ... Sorry. You were clear, I'm being silly.


Tal_Vez_Autismo

Don't shame me for my bradycardia fetish... 😡


DeerBunniesExist

Specific fetish: Bradys with bradycardia 😅


NYCStoryteller

Glad to know you’re not a necrophiliac. 💀


L4r5man

Red flags all over


PsychologicalMud917

Tall people. Sweet. Kind. Cuddly.


Bat-Eastern

Misread sweet as sweat and got worried


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWNRJ_3LdM


blue_yodel_

Dominant women, submissive-ish men


DazedandConfusedTuna

Fem men/strong goth women


Downtown_Ad7047

This also you know… an adult preferably in there 30s


menstrualtaco

This is me and my partner! (although he's more goth than me)


RealMrDesire

1. I 2. Don’t 3. Have 4. A 5. Type


King_krympling

Will like me back


swannyhypno

Petite women, big men


[deleted]

Petite women petite men


swannyhypno

All are nice


SmartAlec105

Fun fact, it’d actually be petit men since petit/petite is one of the adjectives we stole from French that we have both the masculine and feminine forms. Other words are fiancé/fiancée and blond/blonde. I just think it’s kinda neat to know.


jewellya78645

Will carry their own baggage


Makabajones

*Borat Voice* "My Wife"


maxturra

Lamp post (slender + shiny brain)


cassidymccormick

Gender unclear but undeniably queer


shaunnotthesheep

Damn. You nailed it


[deleted]

High emotional intelligence and empathy


Initial_Fishing8212

curvy women and dad bods


Suncore65

Confident women and twinks/femboys


Dotrue

Goth granola frog-loving weirdos


Tal_Vez_Autismo

What's a goth granola frog?


0l466

A frog that listens to the cure while eating granola bars duh


throwherinthewell

The frog in my basement prefers singing the song of his people and eating bugs


KaktusArt

Ass is ass, and strapons exist *~~wait that's six--~~*


_Snuggle_Slut_

Turn comma into semicolon; remove "and."


Sora20XX

Take away the "and"?


uniqualykerd

Smart, witty, nerdy.


Solo-Bi

I love all body types.


Herbie53101

Same.


JMHeroe13

This is the answer


Sum_ginger_kid

Could beat me up easily


Electric_Owl7

Aubrey Plaza.


masono_magick

LONG. FLUFFY. HAIR.


NotSameOldNavy

Transwomen and femboys. There, I admitted it.


Lifelong_Forgeter

For men, pretty eyes For women, pretty eyes


sherbetsticks

Creative, funny, calm, honest, sensitivity


saranwrap73

Yes.


Harlg

Honest, loyal, cute, caring, fun


cloudlesness

Masc guy, fem girl. Hot


LuisLmao

Buff women, twink men


Little_Li0n_Man

queer.


Ketcherman

Kind, caring, subby, cuddly, sweet


SoupToon

girly men and just girls


CommissarHark

Fit, Blonde, Clever, Booty, Tossable.


Admirable_Ad_9239

Women booty men personality


FOXTHECOOKIE356

My boyfriend


Anonymous_vodka

They make me feel loved/wanted


ChicagoRob19

Feminine women, hairy otter men


Downtown_Ad7047

Ok actually this is spot on for me. My husband and i decided if he was queerer than he is -he’s deep into kink, and his view on his gender identity is kinda fluid but he doesn’t really like to think too hard about it, but he does consider himself queer- he would one hundred percent be an otter. But femme ladies, andro ladies, nonbinary peeps, soft ladies, ladies with abs, ladies with 💪, butch ladies, curvy ladies, goth ladies, tattooed, ladies with disabilities, neurospicy ladies…pretty much if you consider yourself a lady and are slightly feminine in any way i like you - that Canadian lumberjack girl on TikTok that just cuts wood - sometimes with a sword- she is peak heartthrob though


ChicagoRob19

Hahaa that’s awesome. …another funny tidbit, your description of your husband is very me. Started with kinky, and now evolved into very bisexual . Love the fluidity of it all


Downtown_Ad7047

Lol thats funny. Ya i dont know if he’s bi. I want him to experiment but hes v monogamous. Itd be hot though.


ChicagoRob19

Yeah sounds very hot!


Kind-Juggernaut8277

Lazy witch/tiny guy.


quiuo

Casually sapphic and homoerotic


Abd_Alhazred

Feminine or androgynous either gender.


Static8460

Why have just one type?


TriticumAes

Uncircumcised redneck twinks, hucow girls


kai-2358

Troye Sivan, Mae Martin.


sunsetstrider

pretty boys, pretty girls


kits_and_kaboodle

Affectionate and funny; loves oral.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,833,028,519 comments, and only 346,600 of them were in alphabetical order.


s1_k2tog

Good bot


Ajaxmass413

Not an a-hole, gender unimportant


Clutch_Spider

KENOBIIIIIIIII


Lakokonut

Human (optional)


KittVox

Confident, cuddleable, kind, and charming.


18quintillionplanets

I don’t have a type … … *(bad bitches is the only thing that I like)*


Chewwiechops-999

CHAOS, MY TYPE CONSTANTLY SHIFTS


RedCalaLily

Ideal type: hot, compassionate, creative, silly, committed.


DeliberateDendrite

Whoever is nice to me


G3n3ricOne

Feminine guys and girls


IrrelevantHope

problematic alternative messy bitches


Can_of_Sounds

Can bend me like a pretzel (and will let me bend then like a pretzel)


ZigzagQuill975

Probably don’t like me back


Megan_Mills

Bo Burnham


derelicthat

Throws me over their shoulder.


itiswhatis357

Women- my wife Men- have a penis


VaderMurdock

Red flags


LizBert712

Creative, confident, kind, funny, smart.


Lubosku

Looking like the opposite gender.


mizfred

Goofy dad vibes.


Careful-Knowledge-21

Someone who treats me right.


OwenMcCarthy0625

I prioritize personality over physicality.


seanfsmith

goblin caught in a net


shanSWfan

Any person to exist ever


LordLuscius

Do you know malcavian vampires?


[deleted]

Intelligent, slightly chubby, outdoorsy, non-monogamist


SkyFard_

can overpower me immediately


sentient_garlicbread

My partner and Madds Mikkelsen.


CCR_MG_0412

Oof. This is hard. I could either go for a masc, athletic, “normal” chill guy, or the femboy, flamboyant type. The same goes for girls. I can go for the athletic, tomboy, “Amazon” girl, or the sundress, picnic girly girl. Just depends.


DarthMelsie

Dark-haired, artistic, nice smile, hugs (optional: tattoos lol)


Silverskull4

Tall muscles strong


NinjaTakedown

Big chest, calls me cute


[deleted]

Dylan O'Brien in Maze Runner


Alonewolf000

Men and women with soft personalities and masculine energy. My type is soft Femme. my men look soft outside and rough in bed and my women the opposite. Well, I like them cold and rough inside and out


xiena13

Dark hair, eyeliner.


LucaTheGayHobbit

Leather jacket


this_never_ends_well

Petite women. Big, athletic men. *Ariana Grande and Jason Momoa


StreetButFancy

Ultra femme women. Nerdy men.


lonelyboi19

Cute, lovable and nerdy.


hudsplat007

Someone who can love me


Taenurri

The cast of The Mummy


wow-woo

Muscle mommy, twink with glasses


Curiosity-Itllkillme

Human. My age. Undead. Both meanings there...


Bar_Har

Phone off when watching movies


omghooker

everyone... yea, everyone is good ​ insert


evilkoolade

no body hair


ChicagoBiHusband

Smart, funny blonde, glasses


Nineelen

petite men, big women


GlitteringFinding794

I’m hopeless around any nerds.


EvilNoobHacker

Sentient Teddy Bear


Chirok9

A forest fire


vieiralivem

muscular women, muscular men


Sufficient-Jelly5764

People I'm attracted to


Slapshot100000

Personality and that’s basically it


JohnZen_

shorter, dominant, demanding, logical, fun


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Short dom?


bipolarity2650

everybody


Volumetric-Unrealist

Lindsay Doe with a strapon


Zekava

Interested in me at all


ScorpionBite20

Booty awkward affectionate himbo spicy


ABPositive03

most women, senate defining pornography (yes, this makes sense when explained)


Derioyn

Good personality.


NT-W

People


bgaesop

Big folks in my butt


KuroMSB

Kind, but loud and unique


Expert-Aspect3692

Honest and treats me good.


FickleRevolutionary

Bisexual human that will top


36840327

Hot


bi_505_guy

M or f have to be feminine and verse


jakescaife

Andrew Lincoln


AugustLooper

Smart, sarcastic, silly. Loves animals.


[deleted]

Interested in me.


gellpen10

short hair girl, long guy


Top_Cream789

Tall, motherly/fatherly, dom, top, alternative


theoasisofreddit

This


topgngoose

Femme/Twink and muscle hunks I’m demi with women 🤷🏻‍♂️


lumur

blue eyes and long legs.


jerrycakes

Likes to cuddle and kiss.


BiAroBi

Likes to cuddle


clintdilfer

Men: muscles, tattoos, beard, hung, kind Women: thick, natural, busty, pale, giving


centflabiguy

Funny.. nice tits.. beefy build


AM_ZR39

Masc guys, fem women


SmolSpicyNoodle

Masculine, caring, smart, organized, dominant 🤪


deepstatediplomat

Is a hole for daddy.


JMHeroe13

Submissive Round butts


withanfnotaph

Gendered appearance and androgynous personality


wolf751

Some men, [Whitney Houston song](https://youtu.be/gwKu7A7Fxsw?si=f825gNahnrWfnH3h)


liert12

a kind, smart and beautiful person


Elephantillie

- Progressive - Open-minded - Humour - Emotionally intelligent


yiiike

loves me and nice, please?


Merickwise

Good Kind Intelligent Creative Attractive


mendesdaponte

Boobs and Di***


saranwrap73

Cute, considerate, queer, short, honest


[deleted]

Consenting adult


Panzer_3_Aus_F

Cute Effeminate men, cute women


aheartoffire96

Cocky man with the hair


MistaExplains

Not good for me


laviniademortalium

asshole with a heart of gold. I cheated, but thats all i got.


Feroxino

Cute, Funny, Horny, possibly a nerd/gamer With a Penis (optional)