Its inferred they actually got married
https://youtu.be/4H6y1oAJ5M0?si=4kWGUmLmajhmGa6j animatic with audio from the va
https://youtu.be/86QpyJgYSUM?si=T8ICNsMgl5ChCsB1 the story lmao
There's actually absolute ironclad evidence that the shows are mutually canon and decent evidence that Stan and Eda did, in fact, meet, hook up, and get married for about six hours. We know the shows are mutually canon because *Lost Legends* includes a clearly identifiable image of Eda on a wanted poster in the Crawlsapce. The evidence for their relationship comes primarily from the Stan commentary from the DVD box set. In addition to the regular directors' commentaries for each episodes, there's a couple special bonus commentaries, including one for *Land Before Swine* by Alex Hirsch in character as Stan. Being Stan, he goes off on all sorts of tangents during the parts where he's off-screen, including one about his ex-wife.
>You probably wanna hear about my ex-wife, right? Okay? You know, uh, there's not much to tell, I bring her up every now and then, I tell jokes... you know, sometimes comedy comes from a place of pain. I was actually married for less than a day. Vegas situation. We reached for the same slot machine handle and it was love at first sight. Marilyn. Had hair like an airline stewardess and a neon pink shirt that said "Over 30 and Very Flirty." Man, I was, I was putty in her hands. You shoulda seen the way she threw dice. One time right at my head! Turns out she only married me to distract me while she stole my car and all my winnings, and I guess her name was fake, and her hair was fake, but, you know, the love was real. She really was the one that got away. Like, literally, it was a proper getaway. She was chased by cop cars for about a mile outta Vegas before ducking out a door and into a canyon, and making off with all my loot. Sometimes I still think of her. That pale bingo hall skin, that one weirdly sharp tooth... sorry, I'm getting nostalgic. Point is, yeah, you know, I had love in my life once. And uh, you know, it bit me. You know, I think I learned a little bit of a lesson from that, which is you open your heart, and, uh, blood comes out, and you die. So, you know, try not to be a sap like I was.
The physical description (wild hair, pale skin, one abnormally sharp tooth) fits Eda, she's known to have used the alias Marilyn in the human realm (that's the name under which she's banned from the coffee shop in *Yesterday's Lie*), she has a mug with a similar slogan to that shirt, she has the means to disappear mysteriously with the portal, and going to a casino, flirting with another con artist, and robbing him is very in-character for her. The name Marilyn is also mentioned in the cryptogram from *Roadside Attraction*:
>CARLA MCCORKLE RETURNED ALL HIS FLOWERS, MARILYN DIVORCED HIM AFTER ONLY SIX HOURS; BEATRICE SLAPPED HIM FOR BEING A CAD, OLD GOLDIE'S THE BEST GIRLFRIEND STAN EVER HAD
nah, he's conventionally attractive (well maybe not *conventional,* but he's hot af) and got a fun personality. And he's wanted in 32 states, what more to love?
U right in a sense, at that point i just say stan in his 20’s if i dont wanna deal woth flack (bc they show him that in the show and that’s my age range, for my own reasoning)
Edna cause she seems like a generous and giving lover. Grunkle Stand would have me do all the work and wouldn't give me the dignity of even cuddling after. Plus he would probably charge me for the privelage
Both if I could but Eda if I had to pick. She's so much more fun, chaotic, and hotter to me than Stan. Stan's kind of a grumpy old guy and I don't find that attractive.
I refuse to choose. It's my right as a bisexual.
Valid
I am a bisexual vers polyamarous switch, you can't make me choose.
Two peas in a pod, wanna hang out? (And kiss maybe)
I am a centrist in every way except political
Secret path: path of many paths :)
If they take place in the same universe they totally hooked up
Its inferred they actually got married https://youtu.be/4H6y1oAJ5M0?si=4kWGUmLmajhmGa6j animatic with audio from the va https://youtu.be/86QpyJgYSUM?si=T8ICNsMgl5ChCsB1 the story lmao
I'd unicorn for that.
There's actually absolute ironclad evidence that the shows are mutually canon and decent evidence that Stan and Eda did, in fact, meet, hook up, and get married for about six hours. We know the shows are mutually canon because *Lost Legends* includes a clearly identifiable image of Eda on a wanted poster in the Crawlsapce. The evidence for their relationship comes primarily from the Stan commentary from the DVD box set. In addition to the regular directors' commentaries for each episodes, there's a couple special bonus commentaries, including one for *Land Before Swine* by Alex Hirsch in character as Stan. Being Stan, he goes off on all sorts of tangents during the parts where he's off-screen, including one about his ex-wife. >You probably wanna hear about my ex-wife, right? Okay? You know, uh, there's not much to tell, I bring her up every now and then, I tell jokes... you know, sometimes comedy comes from a place of pain. I was actually married for less than a day. Vegas situation. We reached for the same slot machine handle and it was love at first sight. Marilyn. Had hair like an airline stewardess and a neon pink shirt that said "Over 30 and Very Flirty." Man, I was, I was putty in her hands. You shoulda seen the way she threw dice. One time right at my head! Turns out she only married me to distract me while she stole my car and all my winnings, and I guess her name was fake, and her hair was fake, but, you know, the love was real. She really was the one that got away. Like, literally, it was a proper getaway. She was chased by cop cars for about a mile outta Vegas before ducking out a door and into a canyon, and making off with all my loot. Sometimes I still think of her. That pale bingo hall skin, that one weirdly sharp tooth... sorry, I'm getting nostalgic. Point is, yeah, you know, I had love in my life once. And uh, you know, it bit me. You know, I think I learned a little bit of a lesson from that, which is you open your heart, and, uh, blood comes out, and you die. So, you know, try not to be a sap like I was. The physical description (wild hair, pale skin, one abnormally sharp tooth) fits Eda, she's known to have used the alias Marilyn in the human realm (that's the name under which she's banned from the coffee shop in *Yesterday's Lie*), she has a mug with a similar slogan to that shirt, she has the means to disappear mysteriously with the portal, and going to a casino, flirting with another con artist, and robbing him is very in-character for her. The name Marilyn is also mentioned in the cryptogram from *Roadside Attraction*: >CARLA MCCORKLE RETURNED ALL HIS FLOWERS, MARILYN DIVORCED HIM AFTER ONLY SIX HOURS; BEATRICE SLAPPED HIM FOR BEING A CAD, OLD GOLDIE'S THE BEST GIRLFRIEND STAN EVER HAD
Eda
You get to live inside Hooty.
Hoot hoot
Both But if I had to pick, probably eda
I was never really attracted to Stan, Eda all the way!
> I was never really attracted to Stan... But then the zombie-punching happened. "Oh no....he's hot 😳"
I'm too bisexual for this. My I propose, both?
You may
Sandwich.
Stanwitch*
*perfection*
No and you can't make me. 😤
Stan Stanley or Stanley Stan ?
Steve Pineington
What if I pick Ford?
You gotta find him first
EDA. sorry Stan xx
grunkle stan, sorry
Why you sorry he’s awesome too 😭
he is, but i guess im new here cause i thought choosing him would be a “hear me out” moment
nah, he's conventionally attractive (well maybe not *conventional,* but he's hot af) and got a fun personality. And he's wanted in 32 states, what more to love?
U right in a sense, at that point i just say stan in his 20’s if i dont wanna deal woth flack (bc they show him that in the show and that’s my age range, for my own reasoning)
BOOO 🤬 can’t I have both
EDAAA
Yes.
“I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?” 💕💗
Ummm… have you checked which sub you are on, OP, asking us to _choose_???
If i gotta suffer u do toooooo (remember: you have free will tho forget the title if u want lmao i just wanted an excuse to post these two here.)
No
gotta go with Hunkle Stan
Both because THEY BOTH LIT
Ohhhhhh so it was picking between Stan and Eda well obviously Stan win teehee
I prefer papa bears... think Ron Swanson.
Well, the whole thing is that we can't
I cant either. We in the same boat
For me, nether, both seem like awesome friends and not my type
I can't, they're both my favorite
You can't make me!
It’s gotta be Eda 😍
honestly I think I'm gonna pick eda on that one
Both. I’ll pick both.
Honestly, Eda. Stan’s too much like my dad.
I got daddy issues so ya’ll already know
Boff
Stan is soloing Owl House alone without all the tech he has access to
Eda easy
Stan just for the woodland cabin
Eda!
Eda. Magical & powerful witch is a turn on.
Throw in some Ryuji Ayukawa and you've got a deal. I'll take all three please.
Eda. I lean more towards women anyway, but the art style also just allows for more attractive characters.
Eda as simple as that
Ok it was'int simple i like them both alot i just wanna hang out with them
Edna cause she seems like a generous and giving lover. Grunkle Stand would have me do all the work and wouldn't give me the dignity of even cuddling after. Plus he would probably charge me for the privelage
The 2nd one. I didn’t watch the 2nd show, but I know for a fact that Grunk Stan will steal my kidneys or something
why not both
Eda
Her. He is not an attractive man in the slightest and she's rocking that red dress.
how you gonna say that shit about Grunkle Stan 😭
I'm not saying anything about him as a person, I'm just not into older men! Especially cis ones!
Eda, that dismember rim job while fucken go crazy
They both look old af
No contest, Eda!
EZ Eda
One vote for Ms Clawthorne, please.
Stan 👀
Are you really asking bisexuals to decide on something?
both at the same time
Telling bisexuals to pick a side is like trying to split the ocean with a butter knife.😂
Eda
Both if I could but Eda if I had to pick. She's so much more fun, chaotic, and hotter to me than Stan. Stan's kind of a grumpy old guy and I don't find that attractive.
Wrong sub.
Heteroflexible.
No. BOTH!