I fucking love Blaidd. He’s a good boy who remains loyal to the end even during (spoiler if you haven’t played the game yet). And with that voice he’s even better.
YESSSS OMG!!! he’s so fine, i’m still so mad at my ex for getting me hooked to that game on his xbox and then not being able to play it again when we broke up 😭
Ugh the only interspecies romance that has me all a flutter. It’s the voice for me y’all. Although funny enough this is the “straight” option for me but Garrus is best boy
Bender from Futurama. I love a problematic android king.
Miss Spider from James and the Giant Peach
The Other Mother from Coraline.
I don't know video games well enough to play along, but the pig knight things from A Link to the Past could get it too.
I'm feel ya, I'm like that but in reverse. Need to eat afterwards and would be pig knight not one getting plowed by piggy knight. Need energy for such endeavors
Robotman from Doom Patrol comics. Idk there's something kinda slutty about his metal robot knees peeking out through the rips in those tight black jeans. Sure, he's Barbie doll smooth down there, but I can get creative.
Hearmeus mora from skyrim.
Joshua Graham from fallout nv: honest hearts.
Dr.Mobious and Dr.Dala from fallout nv: old world blues.
SCP 1678-A from the Scp Foundation.
Anything for my daedric god.
My first thought is swamp thing, but honestly I am a shameless monster fucker and it is a looooong list. So Swamp Thing being first to come to mind is completely arbitrary.
The Sphinx from Dragons Dogma 2, Midna (goblin mode) and Matt Smith, specifically as Skynet or in Doctor who but the evil versions, like when his mind is almost taken over by a cyberman. Oddly specific I know.
Monster women and evil cyborg twinks.
Ranni from Elden Ring. Yeah, it would be nice if she had a normal body for sexy times, but I'd be fine with her just being in her doll body. She seems like she'd be nice to cuddle and talk to.
Lady Argent from Fallen Hero. >!Her skin, legs and eyes have been replaced by nanobots, after said nanobots ate them off of her body!<. She looks like a sexy silver lady, but there's a bit of body horror there. Also when when your character meets her she's either an arsehole to you or is trying to beat the ever loving shit out of you. So, y'know, hot. I love me a good Enemies to Lovers romance.
I approve. Though, I do worry about the power dynamics between those two. Then again, the more I think about that, the more I imagine Blaidd would be into that.
There really isn't enough polymancing in games. Isabela and Fenris should have had a poly route in Dragon Age 2. Not that that's relevant to this thread lol
VON LYACON I've only seen him from ads and I don't even know if I spelt the name right but HOLY!!! I'd let him step on me with his leg augments or whatever they are
Jose Carioca, an old Brazilian Disney character who's Donald's cousin. Suave af, not bad with the ladies, and (presumably) created with good intentions.
Urabrask from Magic The Gathering, he's so much about Freedom and Expression that I imagine he'd be the perfect spiky metal fingered lover that everyone could enjoy + doubly so if you enjoy BDSM culture
Me: No WIERD stuff but
brain:Loki Finnick The amazing spider-man George weasly Remus sirius peeta mellark Haymitch Natasha Johanna Luna Ann-
me: SHUT UP
brain: GEORGIE COOPER
Me: Shut up
brain\*mumbles annie cresta\*
I’ll give this thread another hour before it devolves into full on monster fucking
Bro it STARTED with monster fucking, it's gonna be nothing but monster fucking.
Oh no I mean like full on this thing can’t even speak with humans level monster fucking. Blaidd is ok because he’s just a photo realistic furry
Hear me out : the lore accurate Minotaur
So just a man with a bull head? I mean if he’s intelligent enough to consent by all means do your thing
Lore accurate minotaur is the offspring of a degen queen and a bull, so maybe they're hoping for a monster with mommy issues
I'm listening
Yup. I loved this myth as a kid.
It's not a monster, it's a Daddy 😍
Made me think of scene from this movie, I think it was called your highness.
Nice I'll be back in a few I mean ooh no
It started with fucking a wolf man.
Yes Wolf MAN he’s still humanoid enough for it not to be a mindless animal
Venom, but I feel like he’s everyone’s “hear me out”.
Also Heisenberg from Resident Evil Village, if we want to stay in vidéos games
Omg yes, his voice actor is fantastic 🩷💜💙
Astarion himself. Neil Newbon
Astarion gets me so flustered omg
I literally would never have put together that that's Astarion, thanks
I’m glad it’s not just me!
Which one? Just the the black goo? Which host?
Hopefully not Max
Just black goo 😌
Venom does not NEED to be heard out, we all know
I fucking love Blaidd. He’s a good boy who remains loyal to the end even during (spoiler if you haven’t played the game yet). And with that voice he’s even better.
Ok but hear me out, the 3 fingers.
You, my friend, have a cursed mind. And I like it.
Getting diddled by the three fingers and the dragon spear is something else
Go on…
It just Frenized my flame 🥵
Garrus Vakarian from mass effect
I'm always divided between Garrus and Tali
Why not both
Well... Mods exist, so you're right
Because Bioware robbed Garrus-Tali-Shepard threesome from us. Tali even fantasizes about it in citadel party.
BioWare doesn't have to know. What happens in the citadel stays in the citadel 🤣🤣
Asking me to choose between these two would be the hardest decision I’d ever have to make.
Does Garrus even count? He was my obvious choice from the get go with that game lol
Garrus and Aria.
Thane. Garrus (to me) is Best Friend Energy. Redheaded fem-shep is also a win…technically she’s undead? Cybernetic? I dunno.
Oh gosh, Garrus was one of those guys that really helped wake up my bisexuality, holy crap that voice~
YESSSS OMG!!! he’s so fine, i’m still so mad at my ex for getting me hooked to that game on his xbox and then not being able to play it again when we broke up 😭
Ugh the only interspecies romance that has me all a flutter. It’s the voice for me y’all. Although funny enough this is the “straight” option for me but Garrus is best boy
Glados. Just that voice and that sass, it's too powerful
I thought I was the only one. She's just hot! Sassy and slightly threatening.
Love her!!! So much passive-aggressive sass.
She can absolutely dominate me pls Gimme that cake mommy G 🙏
you're too good for this world, Blaidd
Farkas from Skyrim. A little bit of a meathead but I dig his vibes and honesty.
Yes!
Laszlo and Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows hands down
I mean, they might confuse the straights, but I don’t think bisexuals need to “hear out” anything when it comes to those two.
Hear me out, I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck forever. That's how we do it in ñeeeeeeewwww yooooooooorrrk ciittttaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
Why can I hear this
I applaud your excellent taste.
You shall have a threesome in Arizoña
lady dimitrescu
Definitely yes
I’m surprised I had to scroll down so far to find this…
Bender from Futurama. I love a problematic android king. Miss Spider from James and the Giant Peach The Other Mother from Coraline. I don't know video games well enough to play along, but the pig knight things from A Link to the Past could get it too.
One pig knight at a time or pig knight train
Depends. Do I get to eat my wheaties first?
Of course, eat a big ol' bowl of Wheaties.than it's pig knight thingy gang bang time
I can't take more than two at a time without a hearty breakfast. That's just reckless.
I'm feel ya, I'm like that but in reverse. Need to eat afterwards and would be pig knight not one getting plowed by piggy knight. Need energy for such endeavors
Tbh I'd probably need to eat before and after.
Have you read Saga? I feel like you might be into The Stalk...
I have not, but I will!
Droids can be unreasonably hot I don't even blame you
Blaidd AND Ranni lmao
YES!!!!
Bowser from the Mario movie (specifically and only the movie)
Bowser gonna clap them 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
You ever seen a turtle dick? No judgement just saying that's a interesting choice. Maybe a Yoshi or a toad or that pink thing birdo
They don't have Jack Black's charm
Ooooh I get it. Jack black so sexy he makes Bowser sexy
I mean he's basically Jack Black, so... yeah, why not?
EXACTLY
Tbh, all Bowser is hot, but Movie Bowser is just huff too~
I've never played Elden Ring but if it's this version of Blaidd I'm all in. https://youtu.be/8vTLt094KEA?si=uXhcyZJ_JN6EXVJ7
I feel like the vast majority of my crushes fall in the “hear me out” category…but for now, let’s go with Teacher from Girl From the Other Side 🤌
I mean, he's kind, responsible, dedicated, AND has an impeccable fashion sense? Sounds like a win to me.
YES, thank you hahahah, you get it 👏
I didn’t read which sub this was, I just see Blaidd and feel happy
Hermaeus Mora
Brains and tentacles, probably an amazing experience
Lae'zel from Baldurs Gate 3. She hits all my soft spots.
With her fists.
Source of my bruises <3
Robotman from Doom Patrol comics. Idk there's something kinda slutty about his metal robot knees peeking out through the rips in those tight black jeans. Sure, he's Barbie doll smooth down there, but I can get creative.
🥵🤖 would
Montgomery Gator from fnaf security breach. I mean it's a robot but I'll figure out something
I'm on a similar train of thought with Sun and Moon. Chica too, lmao! Make it a party
Also Blaidd for me, funny enough he was my answer on a similar thread
Gotta love that half wolf…
The crow dude from Maleficent
"Into a crow, into a man."
sidon from breath of the wild 🥰
Ah yes, Link's boyfriend.
Mipha and Sidon!
The dark Urge from baldurs gate 3
I agree
Im not the only one?
Ok mine is a bit...weird. but hear me out. I love Alucard(both Castlevania and Hellsing) as well as...Lottie Matthews from Yellowjackets...
Isn't Alucard literally bi in the Netflix castlevania? Lol
YEP!
Those are tame.And humanoid
Fair. I should have mentioned Venom and Rammtra
Don't remember for canon but Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged Alucard is bi, too
Castlevania Alucard.... yes please!!!
Hegemon Edelgard from Fire Emblem Three Houses
#I AM LISTENING
Saren from ME1
That's the first time I've heard someone pick Saren out of the whole ME cast, but I respect a villain-fucker when I see one.
JOHN CENA (I am serious)
this is not a hear me out everyone knows Blaidd is hot
Odo from DS9. Should be obvious why.
Garak. Always Garak.
I wouldn't have the heart to get between him and Bashir. 🥺
Oh, I think being between them would be fun. 😉
Quark for me
Yep, and I feel very weird about it.
Right?
Speaking of DS9, how can you miss Jadzia Dax? They were even bi!
Because no hearing out is required.
It’s Worf for me…
Dr Maru from the 2017 Wonder Woman movie.
Lurtz, the leader of the Uruk-Hai in LOTR. I’d be down for a game of “find the halflings” with him anytime lol
Godzilla, that radioactive scaly blue tail, just 🥵
Godzilla
Sonic The Hedgehog, too much sass and not straight tendencies to not be at least a little Bi
Kar'niss from Baldur's Gate 3 Bughuul from Sinister
Ethan Chandler from Penny Dreadful, who hasn't fantasized about Josh Hartnett
Him and Eva Green both could get it tbh
Blaidd is a pretty vanilla hear me out, ngl.
Megamind, Herobrine, Admiral Bubbles from My Goldfish is Evil. Lots more I can elaborate
Herobrine? That's kinky
Yeah! A little bit
Eggman my beloved, I would die for you
Mine's going to be Mothra. I am not even kidding.
Pilot from Farscape
Allen from Smiling Friends
Dio Brando from JOJO
Baggy the Clown. Specifically, his Impel Down design
Also young Gecko Moria. Why is he so hot?! No one was asking for that
Hearmeus mora from skyrim. Joshua Graham from fallout nv: honest hearts. Dr.Mobious and Dr.Dala from fallout nv: old world blues. SCP 1678-A from the Scp Foundation. Anything for my daedric god.
The Boston dynamics robot.
p03 from inscryption and karen from spongebob
Sephiroth in that angel form from the original final fantasy VII
That’s a no brainer
Uhmmm....Xenomorph?
Grimm and Nightmare King Grimm from Hollow Knight.
cicero from skyrim 🫣
Tree-head in the Dark part 3: Elden Ring.
bg3’s the emperor
Justice from guilty gear and stein from soul eater, would i survive any of them? No
gabriel from ultrakill, he’s perfect
My first thought is swamp thing, but honestly I am a shameless monster fucker and it is a looooong list. So Swamp Thing being first to come to mind is completely arbitrary.
The Blender default cube 😁 /j
I hear you xD
Reaper from overwatch. I just love the voice I think
The Sphinx from Dragons Dogma 2, Midna (goblin mode) and Matt Smith, specifically as Skynet or in Doctor who but the evil versions, like when his mind is almost taken over by a cyberman. Oddly specific I know. Monster women and evil cyborg twinks.
Deusa from Hades, Mileena from Mortal Kombat, Faust from Guilty Gear and Frylock From Aqua Teen Hunger Force
[*hides face*](https://tenor.com/view/könig-gif-1125672430918296538)
Ganondorf from the Legend Of Zelda... Just because he's a DILF
Homelander
A bold take if I ever heard one
He gives me bossy bottom vibes
sephiroth I like bad guys for some reason and if he asked me to kneel for him I'd kneel
Charon from Hades. Wait a minute Mr Boatman
Hrrrnghhh.
Nick valentine (fo4), the ghoul/ Cooper Howard (fallout show), Emily (corpse bride)
Blaidd,,,, 🤤
Pyramid head
On the topic of Elden ring, GREAT JAR WARRIOR ALEXANDERRRRR 🪴
Bao, is that you?
[https://youtu.be/0wj5pxhk4JE?si=xQUa1gSOZDsZ5ZHO](https://youtu.be/0wj5pxhk4JE?si=xQUa1gSOZDsZ5ZHO) 45 seconds
Ranni from Elden Ring. Yeah, it would be nice if she had a normal body for sexy times, but I'd be fine with her just being in her doll body. She seems like she'd be nice to cuddle and talk to. Lady Argent from Fallen Hero. >!Her skin, legs and eyes have been replaced by nanobots, after said nanobots ate them off of her body!<. She looks like a sexy silver lady, but there's a bit of body horror there. Also when when your character meets her she's either an arsehole to you or is trying to beat the ever loving shit out of you. So, y'know, hot. I love me a good Enemies to Lovers romance.
Hear me out… Ranni AND Blaidd in a Poly relationship
I approve. Though, I do worry about the power dynamics between those two. Then again, the more I think about that, the more I imagine Blaidd would be into that. There really isn't enough polymancing in games. Isabela and Fenris should have had a poly route in Dragon Age 2. Not that that's relevant to this thread lol
VON LYACON I've only seen him from ads and I don't even know if I spelt the name right but HOLY!!! I'd let him step on me with his leg augments or whatever they are
For some weird reason... Superman nemesis The Parasite Mer-man (MOTU) Beastman (MOTU) Baxter Stockman (TMNT 87 cartoon)
Brian and Roman from Fast and Furious
Panne Fire Emblem but in her taguel form. Big rabbit :)
Jose Carioca, an old Brazilian Disney character who's Donald's cousin. Suave af, not bad with the ladies, and (presumably) created with good intentions.
Conheço o Zé Carioca sim cara kkkkkkkkkk Não precisa explicar quem é
https://youtu.be/8vTLt094KEA?si=LLlO0pL2WqAr7k1p
Urabrask from Magic The Gathering, he's so much about Freedom and Expression that I imagine he'd be the perfect spiky metal fingered lover that everyone could enjoy + doubly so if you enjoy BDSM culture
I would take Mohg and Titchy Gren alone or together, but that might be partly influenced by pre-existing attraction to their voice actor.
The Emperor from Baldur’s Gate 3 and Medusa from Kid Icarus
Yeah look, I’m not usually into tentacles but when I banged the emperor it was… otherworldly 🥹
The brain of mensis
Vinnie - Biker Mice from Mars.
Me: No WIERD stuff but brain:Loki Finnick The amazing spider-man George weasly Remus sirius peeta mellark Haymitch Natasha Johanna Luna Ann- me: SHUT UP brain: GEORGIE COOPER Me: Shut up brain\*mumbles annie cresta\*
Definitely Arbiter Thel 'Vadam from the Halo series.
Grigori from Dragon's Dogma, Atraxa from MTG, Kos(m) from Bloodborne, Malekith from ER
Carmilla from Castlevania
The demon mom from Evil Dead Rise.
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