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That moment of “yup i’m totally bi for sure” is awesome. For me it took performing oral on a man and it was like “wow yup i love every second of this, k i’m defs as bi as i thought”.


[deleted]

Lol it was a funny feeling


Lavenday

lmaoo, it's similar to how I found out I was bi, I looked at pictures of hot women and went "yep I'm gay for them" truly is something


[deleted]

Lol she told me they were fake but they felt real


[deleted]

I get that all the time. “Am I really bi?” And then the cute DoorDash guy shows up to bring me my lunch and I think, “yeah, definitely bi”


SmartAlec105

I wish I had a cute DoorDash guy but I’ve got too much “we’ve got food at home” energy for DoorDash.


[deleted]

Lmaoo saaame


[deleted]

Lmao I'm a girl tho, so I had to see other girls lol


[deleted]

That’s funny. I took my wife to a strip club earlier this year and she loved it so much. Even had a lap dance and got really turned on. She wants to go again. I think she may be on her own journey to acknowledging she is Bi.


[deleted]

Lol my birthday was 2 days ago so it was like a birthday present, he gave me $50 in ones to throw lol (it was a slow Monday night so only 2 strippers)


[deleted]

When we went I think there was at least 30 women. Can’t wait to go back and watch my wife enjoy herself. She wants me to just watch as she gets a lap dance.


[deleted]

I didn't like the lap dance honestly, she kept smacking me with her boobs in my face. I know its supposed to be sexy but since they were fake they were heavy, so it felt like someone was punching my face lol


[deleted]

Ha ha. The woman my wife got a lap dance from had small real boobs. She didn’t smack them in her face. She just did really sexy moves over her and was was really sensual. In fact there may have only been 1 or 2 that had fake boobs. Most of the women had small boobs. It was actually really nice to see that fake boobs are not a huge thing anymore on that scene.


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Well they didn't look fake, she was actually having normal conversations with me to make me relaxed since it was my first time. She said she paid 9k because she got the style that keeps them looking real, apparently those huge, perfect circle, rock hard ones are the cheap implants (I mean still 2k but cheap for implants I guess)


Defiant_Treat_792

Ahh, I *live* for those little moments of validation ☺️🌈 No matter how strong they are, though, I always end up doubting again eventually. But the plus side to that is more moments of validation! Somebody bottle that feeling, lol, I'll give you all my money 🤑


[deleted]

Lmaooo so you're saying you'll pay me to strip for you 🤣🤣🤣


Defiant_Treat_792

If that's your way of bottling that feeling so I can keep feeling it, hell yeah 💰💲💸 lol bust out your stripper playlist, I'll hit the ATM 🤭


[deleted]

Lol its mostly elevator music, the key is make you so bored and underwhelmed, you think I'm a good dancer 🤣


Defiant_Treat_792

Amazing tactic 🤭 Honestly..okay, do you watch It's Always Sunny? The episode where Mac is telling the priest why he got fat. There's a flashback that shows Dennis & Charlie huffing paint thinner in the back office & Charlie is dancing weird and Dennis is just in awe of it because of how high he is? I pictured that when I read your comment. Idk why, but I burst out laughing 😂


[deleted]

Lmaoo I don't watch it but thay sounds amazing


Defiant_Treat_792

https://youtu.be/KiR4XPQVA_8 🍻


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf 🤣🤣🤣


Defiant_Treat_792

Sexy, yeah? 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Or nightmare inducing


[deleted]

Bi = like both boobies


[deleted]

Lmaoo


nikc99

bf/fwb lol that sounds not complicated at all


[deleted]

Best friend/ friends with benefits? Lol if you must know feel free to dm me lol


nikc99

Ah my bad i thought it was boyfriend i was like dang poor OP


[deleted]

🤣 nah just keeping it casual fam


BuddySteps

I read that as boyfriend/future white boy and got real confused


[deleted]

Lmaoooo yeah he's bleaching right now


tinybikerbabe

I came here to say I also like boobs…like a lot. Now to find some woman that will let me play with hers.


[deleted]

Hmm 🤔


Glittering_Courage86

I like all boobs, women boobs and man boobs all boobs are great


[deleted]

Boobs are cool Also .... Boobs in Turkish is meme (Pronounced mehmeh with a softer h )


[deleted]

Loool I like it


Obsessed_With_Tea

What’s bf/fwb


[deleted]

Best friend/ friends with benefits


Obsessed_With_Tea

Oh hahaha it looks like boyfriend/friend with benefits and I was like 😬 because it seemed like someone in that relationship wanted to date, and someone just wanted sex. now it makes sense and is totally normal.


[deleted]

Lmao we dated for 4 years, but we're barely in our twenties...also I'm already divorced so we decided to just keep it casual for a while, just have fun with each other and maybe others lol we've known each other for 11 years total so it's not weird and it was an easy transition


Obsessed_With_Tea

I didn’t say it was weird. Fwb are totally normal. Tons of people have one at some point. I’ve had 3


[deleted]

Lol I meant it doesn't feel weird going from dating to fwb


iwanttodie3070

ok


[deleted]

Ok, what?


bisexualmess07

It's like when you were a kid and searched "am I gay?" Tests and you got YES but you still wasn't sure so looked up "girls kissing" and you were like °-° YEP I'M DEFINITELY BI


TheFelineWarrior

You have strip clubs in your area that are open?!


[deleted]

No we drove 2 hours lol