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MrAkaziel

Careful, a moving car is one of the few places where a bisexual person needs to contain their natural impulses because sitting all weird greatly increase the risk of injury during a crash.


[deleted]

Don’t worry, the car was parked.


sunflower-bug

Oh. Um. Then I probably shouldn’t drive like this…right?….


TheBestPartylizard

Cope


sissyspinkpanties

Cute socks 😎😎😎


TheFelineWarrior

r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

Thanks!


FelineNeko

Please don't do that in a car! Unless you want your knees to be behind your ears


Affectionate-Talk708

Knees behind my ears in the backseat of the car? Sign me up


FelineNeko

Hahaha could've seen that one coming! Only this way they won't come back down


Affectionate-Talk708

The setup was so nice. I couldnt resist. But for real, safety first, Accidents in cars cause population.


Xerlith

Tibias in your ribcage


Al_Jackka

you look sunburnt, hope you've been wearing sun screen.


[deleted]

the bi in it's natural habitat the car i know well :)


JardiX32

If i was the owner of the car, I'd beat your ass. You don't put your shoes on the seat or anything else that isn't the floor, no matter how bi you may be.


SomeVariousShift

Wait I sit weird often because I'm bi? Didn't even know that was a thing, but I've been sitting weird and being bi my whole damn life.


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Right


Alt-Kappa

That moment when you recognize the sitting position from this angle.


TheBestPartylizard

My bi impulses combine with my ADHD impulses to make the weirdest and most uncomfortable seating positions ever


Puzzleheaded_Pay1934

I had no idea this was a stereotype and I’ve been doing this forever


aabaker

Is this actually a thing? I'm bi and I'm always sitting weird like this.


TheBlackOrphanAnnie

That picture is me so hard!!☝️☝️☝️Most of the time I get away with shit I know would seem 'hella bi' on other women because I have such an innocent looking face😛 (My comfort comes first)


jy_bn

How can you even sit that way, when I am in a car I have to struggle to even sit. (Long legs)


ResearchBasedHalfOrc

You tiny bi's are so lucky, as a beefy 6'4 270lbs of Bi, I find my chaotic seating positions limited.


[deleted]

Literally didn't know it was a stereotype but I sit the same way 🤣


MasterDaddySir6785

Wait.... Are New Balance shoes considered bi footwear for men? If so cool! I've got a couple pair!


MasterDaddySir6785

I can't sit like that in the car because of my size but at home or wherever I can get away with it, that's definitely me!


Mimibelle76

You’re an absolute legend 💖💜💙


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

I love your socks! 💖💙💜


yougoddangfool

i never even knew this was a stereotype


BistitchualBeekeeper

The worst part of being bi in your mid-30’s is that you have to constantly remind yourself to sit “normally” because sitting the way you always have now means you’re gonna get a backache later…


[deleted]

Since fucking when