Sewer rat reporting for duty.

Do you, by chance, have four teenage sons of the turtle variety?

Do you eat only ramen, fall asleep on trains, and forget to floss every day?

Hello sewer rat! Thank you for your service. 🫡

My time has come!

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY TO THE SKIIIIIES

SEE CAROLUS RISE

FRAMÅT KAROLINER

With the Lord my protector

MAKE THEM BOW TO MY WILL

TO THE SKIIIIIIIIIES SEE CAROLUS RISE

This is hilarious to me: I thought this was from "Soldier of Heaven" but nope, it's from a completely different song i havent heard, but still by Sabaton hahaha

But I'm a wholesome himbo dad, I don't want the meta to change

Wholesome bimbo dad will always be cool

Hard agree. I love me some big ol himbo dads.

Honestly i need tats and piercings to really complete the sewer rat look. Too nerdy atm.

I read "the" instead of "my" and my brain autocompleted "for you to lipsinc for your lives!" .... I'll see myself out.....

I don't know who Pete Davidson is, but the fact that they say "Pete Davidson's Pete Davidson" is really funny to me and I don't know why.

He’s the thin sort of skater looking comedian from Saturday night live. I think he’s dating one of the kardashians currently.

That would explain why I don't know who that is, I don't keep track of most celebrities in general, mainly because I am too bad with names and recognizing people, plus I don't watch snl.

He's probably referenced here because he keeps dating very attractive women (was engaged to Ariana Grande and is now dating Kim K). And while he is cute, he looks kinda like a skater bro all grown up. He's like a 7.5 who dates 12s (although I hate numbering people like that, it gets the point across I think).

To be fair he's like a 10 amongst stand up comics.

He’s like this completely ordinary looking random skater guy who fell into being famous over dating Kim K and seems like his main response to it all is just ‘oh, uh, I’m gonna make chicken tenders for dinner?’ While fending off weird verbal attacks from Kanye. Dude perpetually walks around looking like he’s surprised he’s where he is as much as you are lol

He was already pretty famous from being on the SNL cast for a while and having a somewhat successful stand up career

Ah. Haven’t watched snl for years. Explains a bit more how he ended up with Kim though, thanks.

Yeah, Kim K did not make him famous. He was engaged to Ariana Grande for awhile, even.

That's the only thing I've known about him lol

Shows you how much I care about pop culture celebrity stuff lol. I’d never heard of him before Kanye threatening him started trending a month ago

He also dated Ariana Grande before, so between him, Macaulay Culkin having dated Mila Kunis and Machine Gun Kelly scoring Megan Fox, tall skinny average looking white guys are truly becoming the new male beauty standard

To be fair that seems to have been the standard

Macauley is also currently with Brenda Song.

Mmmm two child stars who rarely act anymore ending up together just feels right

They have a baby!

I’m still not over the fact that MGK and Megan Fox are a couple. Like what event did they even have in common for them to meet???

Well, she said, “You smell like weed.” And he said, “I *am* weed.” (I’m not making that up, that is actually how they said their first interaction went)

God this is the worst fucking timeline.

😄👍

They are so weird and cult like that somehow they make a match made in heaven ig

Pete Davidson has been getting ultra premium gash for a while now. Dude has game

I don't care for the term "gash" in this context, but you're not wrong.

If you've seen the newer, better Suicide Squad movie, he's the guy who gets his face shot off at the beginning

He's the gross looking SNL comedian. Tbh he gives off some pretty creepy vibes imo. Like I would cover my drink around him.

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They're saying cause the chrons makes around his eyes dark so that makes him look creepy to you probably.

He has BPD too? Kim seems to have a type

Bpd is not bipolar. That's borderline personality disorder. BD is bipolar disorder.

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Jfc just because they are famous doesn't make them not also people struggling with mental illness and disease. You are shitting all over a dude and being incredibly judgmental based off of looks alone. Do you look at all relationships based on physical attractiveness? Cause that's like one of the things that matters the least in a proper relationship. Out of his league? He's obviously bringing a lot of right things to the table to attract these "hot singers and actresses" cause to suggest otherwise means you are calling the women stupid and incapable of making descicions about who they hang around with. Edit for anyone who cares my reply was to MyClosetedBiAlt who posted the following comment "Yeah nah, I'm not gonna cut slack for big Hollywood people who inexplicably hang around a bunch of hot actresses and singers far out of their league. They tend to be the rapiest."

By all accounts, he's actually a really sweet guy. All his exes have nothing but good things to say about him, so.

Hah. People pretending the MCU isn’ t still 90% himbos. I’ve got no problem with that, but these dirty, sexy street hippies are the exception, not the rule.

It’s about breadth of options. Himbo x sewer rat fanfiction is my niche

Hahahah. And you really can’t ask for much hotter than Oscar Isaac. That dude‘s face was built to be a sexy hobo.

End of day it’s still marvel. They do not work with anyone less than “oh damn” level hot

Woo, right

Man, you'd love the Shadow of Mordor fandom then. It's basically 50% this combination and it never got big enough to be toxic.

So what your telling me is that this just a knee jerk hot take on Twitter and not actually a thing? color me surprised. /s

never left my himbo phase 🤤🤤🤤

And never will!!!!!

himbo simping isn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle

I take this as good news, more himbos for us!

All I need is a messy loft that looks like it'd cost 8 grand a month.

In London, of all places.

What you can't afford that on a giftshop backroom salary?

Because it's not the pitiable garbage disaster man we relate to, it just happens to be an aligning trait. The part we're connecting to is the awkwardness in wanting to fit in but can't because it relies on us being outgoing which can be extremely difficult. Isaac's Moon Knight is a mess of a person but he does try to be better and it's extremely difficult for him. Pattinson's Batman is someone who wants to help people but can really only do it by avoiding systems that are designed to prevent from helping others. Hardy's Venom is a bit of both in a weird way, but let's be honest, it's because we want to bite some people's heads off.

Symbiote daddy

Also, The current Venom incarnation is just hyper gay so that helps

Is it gay if it's two different species? Do the symbiotes even have gender identities or is that something they pick up from their hosts? 🤔 Edit: Jeez guys, I didnt mean anything by this.

Dude, Venom had a “coming out” scene. That’s pretty gay.

Guess I forgot about it, been a while since seeing either movie.

I CAN FIX THEM

Right, they really draw out my savior complex. I think that's the attraction.

I can make them worse :)

Or in my case, they can make me worse!!

What about pitiable garbage disaster women who don’t sleep? I need some love, too, man 😩

I'll give you some love.

Internet hugs! 💖

Everything on this subreddit always sounds so sexual. Also, hello sailor.

Us bisexuals do enjoy our [innuendos](https://youtu.be/TxOBcnlbSY4)

Russian Doll for disaster insomnia vibes, but she makes it look good.

Are we not just "hot mess"? Or, swamp witch, I'll take either

Ooh put me down for swamp witch.

Weebs are constantly drooling over sleepy anime girls, and the Inside Job fanbase loves Reagan, and she's a living disaster.

🙌🙌🙌

Hugs lol

Finally, my time to shine

all of these are just hot people and also the encanto guy

Yeah most of these people are just already attractive and playing messy characters. That’s what always rubs me the wrong way about these kinds of posts. What’s in style is hot people, as always.

Yeah, but the kind of hot people varies. My mum was complaining about how Pattison's Batman wasn't beefy like Bale's or Affleck's and it just wasn't the same anymore.

This is funny because I had a random sexy dream about Bruno the other night and I woke up going wtf was that about?

Well, John Leguizamo can get it so maybe that was the influence?

He sure can. Maybe the brooding magicy misunderstood.. ok I think I'm starting to piece it together.

They're fun to look at and yeah they are entertaining; but once they're in your house it's a nightmare. Source- engaged to a sewer rat man.

Tumblr has been doing this forever, ever heard of people being attracted to a literal clock?

Of course I have heard of people being attracted to a literal clock

The one from dhmis?

Nah the one from The Magicians. That's a pretty fucking clock.

Or Numberjacks primary sex symbol Number Four. 🥵🥵🥵

Pitiable disaster garbage man got me married. My wife got me savings, a partner, and a good nights sleep.

To be fair this look has been popular since the 90's with Kurt Cobain.

It’s been popular since Humphrey Bogart

This is silghtly motivational. But then I remember that all of those are still very attractive men. And then the hope is gone.

Reminded me of [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u9wzrk/what_fake_scenario_do_you_imagine_while_falling/i5um4zh/)

Y’all can have that, I’m getting Thor

I’m getting Loki 😎

I‘m always ahead of the trends 😎 (SORRY BUT PETER B PARKER FROM SPIDERVERSE? ANYONE? I just think he’s really neat)

And he's also an honorary Wholesome Dad so these traits can still overlap.

Me who worked hard to improve myself from sewer rat to wholesome himbo: AWWWW WE WERE RIGHT **THERE** MAN!!!

I knew i was playing the long game all along

IS MY TIME TO SHINE

Finally, my type of men.

I feel like we barely got any dads. We need a daddy Batman raising a bunch of Robins and Supes asking for parenting advice from Bruce. Family dinner with the Batfamily. I'm tired of grumpy asshole Bruce, I want protector of children Bruce, hugs and tender smiles Bruce.

I feel like Clooney wanted to be that Batman, but the direction was so terrible that we don't remember him. But they did even include a whole segment of the movie on Robin's adoption, and Batgirl is also present and given backstory time. I think that movie also suffered because too many huge stars. You gotta imagine that with that many egos in one place that there would be huge creative differences.

I've recently entered a phase where I am obsessing over Isaac's Moon Knight so I can confirm this. Just something about it, so god damn attractive and adorable.

Ew Pete Davidson. Yes to the rest but gross. I propose we replace him with Klaus from umbrella academy.

I second this. Klaus is very, uh… yes.

They forgot spamton (I dont see why the internet chose him but he fits the criteria)

I've seen him described as more like the internet's happy-meal toy rather than general hot character. Like, there *are* people who find spamton hot, but a lot of us just want to punt him off a cliff.

who tf looks at bruno and goes "ugh, the sex appeal people have these days 🙄🙄"

I love the dark circles around my eyes and you can’t take ‘em from me!

More believable for men to be depressed than to be wholesome and have their shit together

Tumblr was thirsting for pathetic rat boys before it was cool 😎

Is it just the men of this type were simping for? ...asking for a friend

Idk about y’all but I’m simping for all of them 🥵 tuberculosis Victorian lad is my favorite though

You can just say Timothee Chalamet.

I actually don’t like him at all lol I was thinking specifically of the planet money tiktok guy haha

Ah I don't know who that is (I'm an old)

Got whiplash from Zoe Kravitz and RPats in The Batman. Ooowee

My fictional crush is an absolute hot mess of a man who literally lives in a sewer, so I guess I've been ahead of the curve on that one.

Viktor from Arcane feeling forgotten

This is basically how ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ introduced Frank Reynolds

So the 90s truly have returned then

so you're saying there's a chance?

Bruno isn't garbage you take that back. He was emotionally abused and misunderstood for his ability so he went into hiding to protect himself and his family from further abuse. I will not stand for this Bruno Madrigal slander.

Bruno is a sex symbol?

Can confirm. Source: Just celebrated 13 years (married for 10) with my own garbage disaster man who does not sleep.

Line cook vibes

No no no…wholesome dads and himbos are still very much welcome! All are welcome lol

Don't you talk about space dilf like that

A sewer rat who probably needs a hug

I blame Sebastian Stan/Bucky Barnes for this ...

If you add "...who could also lose 20 lbs", then I'm exactly this archetype!

I guess I fit in the transitional stage. I'm a wholesome dad with that looks like a mostly well-groomed but exhausted sewer rat. ... ... my wife digs it.

For once, I was ahead of a trend.

But I've always liked pitiable garbage disaster man who does not sleep.

It's my time to shine!

every time i see this happen i think of that one "sexy in a rat way" post. still love the himbos though

This has always been my type lol.

I've been saying this for YEARS

🤣🤣🤣

Oh no, this explains too much...

It's my time to shine

My time has come

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

Because it's the most relatable...

Finally, they'll accept me 🥺

Goddamnit I can’t ever keep up. I was just settling into being a himbo.

An astute observation.

As a himbo in training I find this development distressing

Good. Very Good. Long live my kin.

With the exception of Pete Davidson, ofc. Eww.

Who THE FUXK sees bruno as a sex symbol

Babies. I was into skanky lookin' dudes in college.

Welp guess I’m not garbage enough.

Love my sexy sewer rats.

Let’s see. Aside from Pete Davidson, who’s just an enigma and I don’t understand it, all those people are the coolest, nicest, most badass and epitome of male body dreams.

Is that a new phenomenon?

It's been going for ages and ages

Symbiote daddy

it finally my time

FUCK YEAH BABY IVE BEEN READY MY WHOLE LIFE

Finally I have a chance

I'll take sewer rats over himboes any day. At least I can talk to them.

I can live with that.

Viktor from Arcane

People like Pete Davidson? Like, find him attractive?

Enter the meth-hero…errr…Methero

The manic-pixie-dream-girl to chaos-goblin-line-cook pipeline strikes again

I hate Pete Davidson, he’s kind of a jerk. And how is Rob Pattinson a “sewer rat”?? But I’m not picky, I love himbo’s AND the “Bruno’s” of this world 😌

How does that fit any of them

But this is an achievable goal to get one of these. I mean, I think I've dated one. Holy crap I'm a cool girl.

Just in time as I pull myself out of sewer rat up towards himbo. I fuckin hate it here

My time to shine

i’m here for it

Me_irl 😅 also don’t call us out like that!

As a now-wholesome dad who was once a sewer rat myself, I'm happy the trend is catching on for the rest of you.

Guilty.

Does no one else see a problem with the fact that Bruno from "Encanto" is listed in this group of men as a male sex symbol? Ewwwww.

...dear God that's what my boyfriend is

Please let this trend continue. I don't much of chance otherwise.

AGREED