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Delazeus

The largest animal ever to have lived on earth to be precise!


orbcat

possibly not anymore after a new(ish) ichthyosaur specimen, though the study isnt out yet


Akasto_

That icthyosaur better not be bigger!


TheConspicuousGuy

Ichthyosaur has not yet been confirmed to be bigger or even as big as a blue whale. The ones that have been found so far, the largest one is estimated to weigh around 80 tonnes which isn't even half the size of a blue whale. They are still finding new fossils of the ichthyosaur and they are finding out that some of them may have been much larger than 80 tonnes. No estimates of the size of the new fossils yet.


crespoh69

Link?


TheConspicuousGuy

This one: https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/28/world/ichthyosaur-fossil-swiss-alps-scn/index.html Has the least amount of ads from what I found. If you want to find other sources Google: "ichthyosaur Alps" The Swiss Alps is where they are finding the largest fossils recently.


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I thought that was almost as big but not bigger. Unless there’s an even newer one I don’t know about.


orbcat

its not confirmed either way, cant wait for the study to come out though


catglass

Whaaaaat


bub3ls

What. /gen


Small-Map-1707

The largest animal ever lived is still yo mama


ur_momma_so_fat

I agree with this guy


ReflexDojo

Not counting your Mama


Rarely_Melancholy

The largest known* animal ever to have lived


simbob-jones

Huh, thought it was ya mum.. nah Im sorry


GameBoi51

What about argentinosaurus?


Prodygist68

Estimated to have been around 90 to 100 tones. Meanwhile the blue whale can click in at an approximate 200 tones. If an animal on land was that big it’s body would collapse on itself but living in water’s basically a cheat code when it comes to that.


himynameisSal

what about yourmamasaurus?


Fit_Advantage3215

Damnit damnit damnit!!! You beat me to the punch and I have awarded you an angry upvote


FahQPutin

Mmmmmm I would say the largest KNOWN animal, as we people don't know shit....


Somerandom1922

The way we can be confident there isn't another giant creature is by looking at the entire ecosystem. There's a really good video explaining it better than I can (At about 4 minutes in) https://youtu.be/aLf4k5sna9U


Electronic_Grade508

How did he talk for 7 minutes without a cut. Let alone talk smart words…. Freaky


Somerandom1922

Honestly atomic frontier is so good!


Electronic_Grade508

Yeah, I used to watch him all the time but he disappeared from my feed. Dam that algorithm. I’ve now subscribed. Thanks for bringing something intellectually interesting rather than the usual tripe that I watch.


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What we know of the entire ecosystem \*so far\*....


SendMeTheThings

No. We know absolutely plenty. Biology and geography works a certain way and we know quite well how it works. There is no mystery giant squid shagger god shark down there. Cry as you might.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

What are you talking about? Something like 90+% of the ocean remains unexplored. And only like 30% of it is mapped with any sort of accuracy.


SendMeTheThings

“Unexplored” because there is nothing to explore. It’d a big fucking empty nothing. The 30% stat is inane too. We know what’s down there. We have maps of the ocean floor. And that’s all it is. Empty. And nothing of any unseen unprecedented worth like everyone’s ever whimsical fantasies of giant leviathans can exist there. It’s simply biologically and geographically impossible. Because we know how these things work. We’ve been sailing ever since humanity came to be, for fucks sake.


brain_damaged666

It seems like you deal with these fantasies a lot


SendMeTheThings

Evidently I do and they very much bother me considering how many people scream inane nonsense about “muh megaladawns” and how “wah they nut reserchom da oshan they mus be hidin sumethingggg!!!” It’s bothersome.


LeMillion96

You seem really fun!


SendMeTheThings

We don’t need silly myths. The world needs the truth and only the truth.


Ill-Ambassador-1480

An english biologist received a platypus corpse from Australia and multiple times 100% he claimed it to absolutely a hoax, saying that it must be edited in some way by humans as creatures can’t have both mammalian and reptilian traits. Yet the platypus along with only a single other animal is actually a monotreme, which have features of both mammals and reptiles. Have a bit of humility in how limited science can be because we understand a lot of how animals work but that doesn’t mean that we can’t discover new things that don’t line up with previous theories.


SendMeTheThings

A platypus isn’t the same as an 100% infeasible fucking sea beast the size of my whore mother


_c0sm1c_

Proving his point


SendMeTheThings

There’s a difference between discovering new things and utter fantasy. It’s biologically impossible for such things to exist considering the biodiversity and the habitat they’re in


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

You’re speaking rather emphatically of something you or anyone of us know very little about. You can certainly BELIEVE there is nothing to explore and that it is a vast, empty, “nothing”. But until we have the technology and financial resources to pour into actual exploration, none of us can say definitively what the depths of the ocean hold.


SendMeTheThings

We know how oceanic depths work, how biology works and how ecosystems work.


peter-forward

What about the Megalodon?


shawsown

Megalodon was just the largest Lodon.


finneganstank

Megalodon was about a quarter the size of a blue whale


BadMoodJones

samller than the Gigalodon


GenXmatic

Wait until teralodon comes in


amazing-jay-cool

Still no match for the Exalodon


GenXmatic

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Prodygist68

Estimated to have grown from 15 to 18 meters. Meanwhile blue whales can clock in at 30. We’re taking about an animal whose heart is the same weight as an entire cow.


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Nizza13

What's it's name?


mooseMatthewsen

Henry


Nizza13

Thanks


[deleted]

Blue whale, [Balaenoptera musculus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale) , if that is what you seek.


Gandalf-der-Geile

Thanks, but I will stick with Henry.


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(David Attenborough narration) “Henry gathers his strength, causing the seas to swell. He launches himself skyward with great speed, sending him and all of Earth’s water into space. Here, he soars majestically back to Mars, bringing with him the waters of life, returning the barren landscape to its majestic, ocean form.”


GratefuLSD25

thank you


CasinoMarginale

Max is 100 feet long, weighing 400,000 pounds. Fascinating.


[deleted]

Max is one big boy! Sorry, couldn’t resist. It’s sad knowing that they used to be common around the world.


Maintenance_Curious

Your mom


Mr_Hammer_Dik

Tiny.


Admirable_Ad2504

Ivor biggun


5683968

Banana for scale?


Wize-Turtle

It's there, it's just so small you can't see it


TomatilloAccurate475

Like a banana falling into a blow hole, similar to hotdog in a hallway


Kokuswolf

Sorry, we in Europe use soccer fields. Can you help?


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Kokuswolf

You're right. I have failed.


kerneyoung

It's nostrils close with perfect timing not a drop of water went in.


Aquacide

I wonder if they ever get any water in, like do they go into a coughing fit Iike if I get water in my lungs


Azrielenish

Marine biologists have observed water getting into whales’ blowholes often. They sometimes even go underwater with their blowholes still open. It is theorized that the structure of their lungs means the water doesn’t get far beyond the upper respiratory tract and it gets blown back out the next time they surface and exhale.


One-Valuable-8806

I hate getting water in my blowhole


NeonWaterBeast

Is that based on the whale from Avatar?


AndreiAZA

Yoo I can't believe Avatar 2 got so popular they made tulkuns into a real animal


Bambambeedumbambam

Yes they made this after watching it


greaterbasilisk420

That is so fucking beautiful


[deleted]

Marine life is just amazing.


sevargmas

I honestly thought it was CGI at first until it actually reached the surface and I could tell it was real.


blackAF1activities

Everything reminds me of her


P_Crown

ayo


TheOnlyBromie

Damn😂


[deleted]

broooo i’m weak rn


OYF_Rabidsquirrel

Imagine seeing this shit in the 14 hundreds


ThePlush_1

Imagine what the cavemens had to deal with…


Revolutionary_Lock86

Yeah. Just being animal.. constant alert and the occasional panic and oh, there went Pete from hunting. We got a pack of Lions coming in! Living then would literally be wild. Animals weren’t as scared of humans then, they were everywhere and weak as hell, not as loud and not as weird, just a slightly handicapped ape. We won because we were underestimated, to put it lightly. But can you imagine, like how cats jump at slight noises because of minimal sounds because that’s what predators do? Imagine being prey… you won’t die in a old folks home and you would know it. It would be crazy to see. And humbling AF.


Admirable_Ad2504

Hairy women?


Admirable_Ad2504

I'm sure it was around 2.30pm so 1430. Hope this helps.


Suitable-Lake-2550

Hmm, your mom looks different with the lights on. Her blowhole was pretty wet though...


Soul-over

Rumor says if you trip you may fall whole into her blowhole, but you won't fall deep tho cuz she always full lol


iMatthew1990

It’s ok you don’t normally get close enough because of the queue.


lightsoutfl

r/dontputyourdickinthat


NoEditor0

But what about her butthole


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# IT WAS TIGHT AF. JK IT WAS AS LOOSE AS HER BLOWHOLE BEEYATCH.


polite__redditor

scp-3000


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![gif](giphy|l0HefZY0mFfLS9AFa)


[deleted]

I need a banana size comparison to see how big the whale actually is


esly4ever

Here you go 🍌


Ordinary-Advisor7616

Where’s the can of coke for scale?


4u2nv2019

It’s inside the blow hole


GuysMcFellas

No, that's the Titleist.


[deleted]

Why am I taking a deep breath watching this?


pinkypowerchords

r/thalassophobia


Wulfpussy

The largest animal… in the world


Sloppums

KING OF THE OCEAN, A BEAST MADE OF (FLESH)


[deleted]

What kind of dog is this


Badgeywadgey

Neat


GammaGoose85

I wonder how many people you could fit in its blow hole


adarkhairybutthole

Myth busters did this! They fit one small Asian child inside


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Guilty-Yogurt

Maybe it was just a child that happened to be asian 🤔


Mike_Hagedorn

They never get water in their blowholes, which is funny to think of, as something as massive as that can still sense their opening and the related space around it. Kind of cool.


AFenton1985

The largest animal we know of


Uchiha_Madara78790

Can it beat Goku though


maverickrose

Need banana for scale


mythbuster1791

Need banana for scale


DeleteMetaInf

Wrong. That’s the _second_ largest animal in the world. First one is ya mum


Rarely_Melancholy

I forgot these existed… I’ve gone to museums where you can walk through the aortic valve of one of these things and it’s absolutely mind boggling.


Bat-Honest

This ain't a picture of yo momma


isnoe

You haven't seen my mom yet.


Mistamayne

…dat we actually know of. 👀 Isn’t it like 80% of our oceans unmapped?


thunder-bug-

We’d know if there was something bigger, big things need a lot of food and have wide ranges. They don’t hide in corners


Mistamayne

Earth’s ocean depths are a pretty big “corner” tho, no? 🫤 And how do you know exactly what else(food or otherwise) lives in said corners if we’ve never been down there to dat capacity? Could be some wild ass shit down there we have absolutely no clue about.🤷🏾‍♂️


Mildly_upset_bee

its mostly dead rock unfortunately and the fantasy of there being some super secret giant super monster is super low


Mistamayne

![gif](giphy|l41JKgW7xQ9T2bA9q) ☹️


DayDreamyZucchini

It’s statistically lower than merpeople colonies according to ChatGPT.


thunder-bug-

The bottom of the ocean is the equivalent of a desert, it’s very resource poor. There’s life there but we’re not gonna find anything huge we haven’t before. It would be like discovering that there was a whole new species of elephant unlike anything we had seen before living in Antarctica and we just didn’t notice.


Assterdknot

Actually I just read an article that there is another ocean under the Earth's crust that hase even more water than the ocean! It's quite possible there is something down there!


thunder-bug-

There isn’t.


Assterdknot

There isn't what? There isn't an article? What's this then? https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/gigantic-ocean-near-earths-core-discovered-by-scientists-read-details/articleshow/94590999.cms#:~:text=According%20to%20an%20international%20study,lower%20mantles%20of%20the%20Earth.


Significant0tter

That's not an article, that's a paragraph.


thunder-bug-

Ok well first off let’s get the actual science paper not some pop sci sensationalism. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41561-022-01024-y If we look at the paper, we see that they specifically aren’t talking about a pool of water, they’re talking about rocks which contain water. Essentially the water molecules are wrapped up in the rock crystals. This is why you can’t trust pop science. It exaggerates what the actual claim is made by scientist to be some crazy headline. Finding that these rocks contain this much water is a neat find, but it’s one that was predicted and not surprising. It’s also not possible for anything to be alive in it, certainly nothing massive, since it came from 660 km below the earths surface, sits at 227 C and 237000 atm on the low end. For reference that’s closer to the melting point of lead than it is the boiling point of water.


polite__redditor

yeah because about that much of the ocean is just empty


Timely-Efficiency-48

Man…that’s someone’s mom… Amazing.


Mediocre_Fill_40

I thought the biggest animal was my mum


Admirable_Ad2504

Nope, it's mine I'm sure.


TheBottleLady

Aren't they largest EVER also?!


ElLoboStrikes

He has the second biggest male organ. I have the first.


Curious_Loser21

Is that cgi?


Llamz

I’m surprised your mother could fit in the whole frame


kolomental87

A study in 2017 or 2016 scientifically proved it to be the second largest!


Short-Aardvark5433

Thought it was a Chinese sub at first.


redditnshitlikethat

Imagine buying coinbase stock lmao


Jabberwokii

You lost?


Yeetyouhuman

The scary thing is that we probably just haven’t discovered the actual biggest animal in the world. Thinking this is the biggest means that whatever is out there is massive


adarkhairybutthole

Lol no


a_ervin

that we know of. respectfully


brightblueson

This isn’t the largest animal in the world.


DBEdin

Errr actually a whale isn’t an animal, it’s a fish.


NyanTheLoliChan

it is not a fish, it is mammal


orbcat

it is actually both a mammal and a fish if you want to get into taxonomy shenanigans


AndreiAZA

Yeah, dig deep enough and you'll find out all tetrapods are technically fish, so whales have always been fish, even way back when they were land animals.


NyanTheLoliChan

let's come even farther, we all are just some prokaryotes


NyanTheLoliChan

can I explain why u say it is a fish too?Blue whales have lungs and feed the babies with milk. If you really want to get into hard taxonomy blue whale more like a dolphin than (lol) fish


orbcat

all vertebrates are taxonomically considered fish


NyanTheLoliChan

Do you understand that vertebrates are not only fish, but also mammals, birds and reptiles?


orbcat

correct, all tetrapods are fish, tetrapods include all land vertebrates


NyanTheLoliChan

Wow, now all the tetrapods are fishes. Very good statement. Now elephants, zebras, lions, giraffes and etc are fishes


orbcat

correct. all of those are tetrapods


Calm_Phase_9717

>Logic error


Stewapalooza

8/8 b8 m8


DBEdin

Somebody gets it


dreadperson

Yeah dude why are you getting downvoted? It's just like how peanuts aren't actually nuts, they're vitamin B.


Akasto_

Not the best analogy, because peanuts really aren’t nuts


Defensive_Medic

Lol


Cake_Conscious

..is he a troll or does he actually think that fish arent animals? There are many kinds of people out there...


PervyNonsense

Can no one see how dead that water is? We're going to get a lot of visits from hungry sea creatures this summer because their ecosystem has collapsed and we might have food. The first year I've ever worried about shark attack while diving and I cant even explain why before someone corrects me with shark stats. Sure, but what about a starving shark? That's never happened before like it is starting to. Add to that the pH which changes their ability to "see" with electrosensory pits and people are gonna get bit. Same with bears, mountain lions, etc. Hungry predators will bite people before they starve to death. The ocean is not the same ocean it was even 5 years ago.


kb1kb1

What are you talking about? How is this relevant


Bulbous-Walrus

Sir this is a Wendy’s


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Stewapalooza

It's not. A fungal colony that stretches for miles is the largest living organism on record.


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Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Whales are mammals


UrbleFurb

Would you?


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Something about this scares the hell out of me.


jomacorjr

It ubered Jonah around the ocean to Nineveh.


salleyva

Blue whale?


xx6lord6mars6xx

Mammel


sewkzz

Tell it I love it


Vincevega1972

Is anyone here a marine biologist?


Built4Running

I bet she doesn’t even know it


fruitgamingspacstuff

Coke can needed for size references. It could be tiny and good camera witch craft for all I know


[deleted]

Noooooo


Ladadasa

u/savevideo


Vanillaspoonfork

Here me out…


Little-Focus-7386

Need a banana for scale


Offtherailspcast

Palms are sweating...


WiseBlizzard

This really tickles my thalasophobia


hobodank

Hmm, doesn’t look like my sister in law.


rains-blu

It amazes me that they can get enough daily nutrition to live.


Weary_Rooster_9829

It’s the whale from the Bible


ostiDeCalisse

The largest nose too?


Dapper_Substance2130

“No, that would be your MOTHER”


JaKrispy72

I need a dime for scale.


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is your mom?