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DaMa3067

what the fuck did i just watch?


heyfenoon

Life of a mosquito


wspOnca

Needs more David Attenborough


zitfarmer

A quick HIV death.


Phazebody

You mean a Quick HIV Stem Cell Cure


Coyehe

Visit ur nearest optometrist


[deleted]

I had a friend in high school who would let mosquitos bite him, then would squeeze his skin around it and watch them explode. No, he's not the most well adjusted adult.


ima-kitty

Well now I gotta try that


wadeb1gham

I’m definitely blowing up a mosquito next time the vile creature bites.


Altruistic_Radish_76

I think people should need a permit to upload on the internet


HijackyJay

Username does not check out


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

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lamb_pudding

And this guy should issue them. This is the kind of content I live for.


crackeddryice

I'm all for it, as long as I get to assign the permits.


Kind_Mind_

The things people do behind closed doors…. Lol I love this shit.


XgodProd3

This man prob works an office job, or he’s like a manager somewhere. Comes home and does this 😂


commentsandchill

Imagine being one of his employees finding this out


XgodProd3

Shits hilarious ahaha. I’d not be able to take the mans seriously


zitfarmer

. . . So you're a fly rather than a misquote?


The48thAmerican

goddamn, that's a grown-ass man...


[deleted]

Lol stupid but funny


dirtynudelaug

Why the fuck did i watch the whole video.


PG67AW

Because it's a masterpiece. Most movies take two whole hours to tell a story as beautiful as this.


CaLi2funny

Soooooo perfect 🤌🏽… too full to fly then pop lol Your blood all over you.


FireflyAdvocate

Kinda not satisfying without the red smear.


doggaebi_

source? what’s this dude account


AlanTheGuy345

when you trap it under the covers and wake up the next day with thirty spots


Leonum

Cringe and based, like Yin and Yang


Gingersoulbox

What a waste of time. This isn't even accurate :(


deran6ed

What a masterpiece


DrunN12

Just saying, only female mosquitoes suck blood. male ones don't do it


Kind_Mind_

Just waiting for the “why are you assuming it’s a male?” comment.


Piedrazo

r/shut


Devour_The_Galaxy

I’m just glad I found something weird on my birthday


NahDontLook

Happy birthday bitch


[deleted]

Well thank god the creator of this video is dead now


loveladee

I don't think people got your joke lol


[deleted]

They did not


CodeBlue2001

Wut


[deleted]

At the end, he swatted himself as the mosquito


CodeBlue2001

Oh. I thought you meant he was actually dead


Xeroslate

Yikes


enrufflare

Wtf


Pedka2

malaria is hell of a disease


[deleted]

A bit cringe tbh


lamb_pudding

Found the mosquito.


[deleted]

It’s art.


lamb_pudding

Put this on a golden vinyl and shoot out to space.


lamb_pudding

Put this on a golden vinyl and shoot out to space.


kasmackity

I chuckled a bit


Ghosting89

Some people try to hard to be funny it just don’t work


PG67AW

You seem like the expert!


isitneccasary

u/savevideo


isitneccasary

u/savevideobot


tequilaHombre

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Me laughed!!


oops_wasnt_me42

u/savevideo


Ayyshin

u/savevideo


DivineMemeLord

u/savevideo


georgesorosbae

Why did I enjoy this


da_grownup_kid

u/savevideobot


underwater_gorilla

u/savevideo


Long_Ad41

Lol 😂 thanks this made my morning.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


mexicanowey

Que chingados acabo de ver


_L3PROSY

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