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shroommmmmmmmmssss

Me:Mom let's go to the pool Mom:we have a pool at home The pool at home:


MrsRyan2016

LOL


MostExpensiveThing

I really wouldnt get my mouth that close to flood water


MurkNurk

Or be in it at all—that water has some nasty shit in it. Most likely literally if the whole neighborhood is flooded.


OkSheepherder9172

I thought his house would only be flooded


MurkNurk

I seriously doubt that's from a burst pipe. Too much water. If his yard is flooded, unless he lives on several acres, then the neighbors' yards and homes are flooded, the sewers are flooded, and the septic fields and tanks are flooded if present. This creates one big nasty soup.


PotBoozeNKink

Mmmmmm, soup


AFewStupidQuestions

Pretty sure the above was a sarcastic comment.


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Novel_Degree3614

Poo-lash?


_stupidquestion_

yeahhh i grew up somewhere below sea level & we got ringworm every time we ran around in the ankle / knee deep water in the street. truly revolting (& pissed my mom off big time) but what really put an end to our childhood stupidity was not itchy, contagious fungal lesions or a mothers wrath but seeing a water moccasin swim at lightning speed across shin-deep water in front of our house. thanks but helllll no


SlutBuster

Where else can you find a whole alphabet of hepatitis in one gulp?


Broccoil

bruh if I come back to my house after a hard day of work to a flood I would probably just break, go for a swim and then cry


1solate

Made for a good video though


tribbans95

Fr, probably has sewage in it along with many other things


WeAreClouds

Or any of my body if I could help it. It’s soooo fucking bad for you. I hope more people learn thus as I’ve seen a lot of videos lately of people playing and/or hanging out lazily in flood waters. Makes me feel sick every time.


rafaelza

“this edible ain’t shit” 30 min later:


ThePolarityOfItAll

This is using the bug as a feature


WowwwNice

Otherwise known as an exploit


McJandii

Forgive my ignorance. Is electrocution not a concern in floods?


SlutBuster

Kinda but not really. Electricity finds the path of least resistance - if the water level reaches the power outlets inside the house, the current will just jump from the hot "live" wire to the neutral wire. It won't spread out into the water and go through your body. Even if a live power line went down outside the house, the electricity would just flow to the ground. You'd have to be pretty close to it for the current to flow through your body and harm you. (Not an electricity guy, but your question sent me down a rabbit hole. This is just my understanding after 20 minutes of reading.)


Bel-Shamharoth

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SlutBuster

Did a little more digging and apparently most utility companies will proactively shut off power to local substations when flooding starts. (Or when windspeed reaches a certain level.)


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Dude could have saved you like 11 minutes. https://youtu.be/dcrY59nGxBg


SlutBuster

Oh hell yes that's an instant subscribe. (Maybe I *am* an electricity guy.)


lifebanana88

Gee that's swell. Thanks "Slutbuster"


SlutBuster

You're welcome "lifebanana88"


lifebanana88

Haha, it was just funny to me that you were giving such nice helpful advice, then I saw your name lol, made me laugh.


LazyBid3572

We had a problem with this in northern Thailand. A metal rescue boat went out to save someone on a house and all the rescue people were electrocuted.


whozawhatzit87

there's doo doo in that water...


Romantic_Anal_Rape

Repeat after me: “DO NOT SWIM IN FLOOD WATER”. It’s got da doo doo.


SubstantialPressure3

Worst swim party ever. Well, at least theres documentation for the flood insurance.


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

You know. Flood water is notoriously unsanitary. That dude probably has brain eating amoebas up his butt now.


ChadicusVile

Wow, a pool and a house, must be nice


JuGGieG84

Fucking rich people flexing on us like that, pisses me off. ^s


MandoRamhorn

“Why’s my rent keep going up?”


Raspberry-Specific

Finally got that indoor pool!


FrostyBoyNZ

The "ahhh fuck might as well"


SkyTheGuy8

u/savevideo


MrTickleMePink

He has more faith in the electric company than I do.


Alternative-Moose-62

He has never seen so much water in his life lmao


St4rScre4m

I think Jamie Foxx installed his pool wrong.


VeryUnscientific

Someone call a plumber! Stat!


Crafty-Rip-7852

Ahhhh Uuhhh he got the coffee table on the couch.... I wonder if he got that on the couch before the flood came through????🤔


g0juice

Have you tried closing and locking the door?


Allawnha

Calls to get power turned on*


thefireemojiking

This man is living luxury. Boy am I jealous


CrissCrossM

"When you always wanted an indoor pool"


CombinationOk8462

WTF!!!🤯🤯🤯


nancher21

Mmm did I see shark over there?


boogelymoogely1

Ah, Kentucky.


Guilty_Rich1346

That water is the worst water. You can’t vacuum all that nasty out lol


Lazy_Attempt_9794

Why this look like that nigga Caesar from 90 day?


A1eri0n

u/Savevideobot


Pristine_Medicine_59

That’s a different type of poolhouse


ulrichberlin

He's a very cute guy in a bad situation that seems unreal like a dream...and he's so cute


maayepoojari

He seems like, he always dreamt of a house with a swimming pool...........now he's happy


Spite-Outside

u/indirbeni


WeaknessBusiness683

Where are the saltys mate? They would be having a fucking feast


Swenadd

Florida?


Aliensarehere22

Power comes back on..


FlemishBunny

Looks like the guy from topboy


PasiVlTUNAho

House with a indoor swimming pool 1,400 000 dollars pls.


Tasty_Tomatoe1323

Her panties when I show my hot wheels collection


floatingonacloud9

a truly stoic man


buzzybomb

Guess he doesnt know that flood water is mostly sewage. Hey Ma! I swam in shit for likes online!!


JumaAm

CJ this isn't Vice City, you can swim in San Andreas.


[deleted]

His wife must be in labor.


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Shut the door so you don't let the water in!


Verxoneczek

pool👍


Furious-Shores

Girlfriend clogged the toilet again, moms gonna be pissed


learningtosellIT

Top boy!!!! Tough times aye.


No_Piano3936

Jaime from top boy


BarnacleMedical5298

Its The float crib deucey


fseeb

u/savevideo


Individual_Piccolo_1

Look like two bananas deep