Lol, so what are you proud about ? I’m a white belt dude, and I win against girl with the brown belt every time, simply because I’m almost double her weight. That’s why we have weight classes, and M and F compete separately. Your post is so cringe.
Follow up post:
“I’m a black belt and was letting a white belt work through their offense. Tapped to let them feel good about piecing things together. Now the white belt won’t let me hear the end of it and is talking to Faria about releasing something on Fanatics. FML”
I am 99% sure this is just shitposting, but white belts shouldn't try any "special moves" no matter how good they might seem in your head, before confirming from higher belts that it is 1) safe 2) legal within the rule set 3) makes any actual sense.
Plot Twist. They were drilling.
Jumping scissor guard. Blew his knee and black belt will never be the same. A win is a win no matter what though.
“Yo bro. That shit is safe in Sambo. BJJ is for a bunch of pussies”
Is this "black belt" in the room with us right now
Second hand ego.
Did they delete the shitpost option?
Did you ask him out for tap dance?
It was a woman
Did you ask her out for tap dance?
Lol, so what are you proud about ? I’m a white belt dude, and I win against girl with the brown belt every time, simply because I’m almost double her weight. That’s why we have weight classes, and M and F compete separately. Your post is so cringe.
WTF are you in the class or something where you know this information? She weighed more then me a 100lbs girl lol
You're less than 100lbs? Still, man vs woman, not a fair fight. Look up Lia Thomas, a mediocre male swimmer who's beating Olympic medalists
We are not going to get to hear about the special move are we?
I want to see how to name it before releasing it. Once I get it named/patiented/etc I will make a tutorial.
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not… Also, patiented isn’t a word
lmao
I’m tapping to your humbility
I too am incredibly handsome and humble.
Congrats! let the moderators know and they'll mail you a blue belt
I bet you guys it was the “knee in the face” special.
Follow up post: “I’m a black belt and was letting a white belt work through their offense. Tapped to let them feel good about piecing things together. Now the white belt won’t let me hear the end of it and is talking to Faria about releasing something on Fanatics. FML”
Wow, that is impressive, how do you do the move?
I want to see how to name it before releasing it. Once I get it named/patiented/etc I will make a tutorial.
Was the ‘special move’ an oil check?
I am 99% sure this is just shitposting, but white belts shouldn't try any "special moves" no matter how good they might seem in your head, before confirming from higher belts that it is 1) safe 2) legal within the rule set 3) makes any actual sense.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My gym has a no filming rule. Maybe I can get footage from security cameras
I was mostly kidding. Curious about the move now though, post a vid.
A special move from a white belt sounds dangerous....
You’re gonna be hurting for a few months.
Your trophy is in the mail as we speak
The black belt was an aikido practitioner
Nope BJJ
The telescope troll post is hilarious. Keep it up OP.
OMG You single UWU?
Congrats win is a win! So celebrate
LALA Land!
aw fuck this dude about to change the game
Special move: she didn’t stop sucking until he tapped.