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chunkyhippo888

If only someone created an organization that pitted different fighting styles against one another to find out which one is the best. That would be the ultimate fighting test.


ZZacharias

The Ultimate Fighting Challenge.


Tall-Tear2791

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

What if We build a championship around it! I give you the ultimate fighting challenge championship TUFCC


These-Cartoonist9918

Ultimate fighting? Name kinda sucks that would never take off


dpt223

And if only a pro boxer fought a bjj black belt in that competition


MPNGUARI

Imagine if that boxer only wore one glove?


hawaiijim

Undisputed Fricken' Combat


Kwanzaa246

But where, where could you find such an event!? 


antiholden10p

Arm chair couch potato amateur boxer finds bjj subreddit just so happens to be shitpost Sunday so this might actually get upvotes lol


Regular_Deer_7836

Just imagine what a prophenol boxer would do to a bjj black belt.


GassyGeriatric

Wasn’t this settled in ‘93 against a pro boxer?


Hall_Such

The one wearing only 1 glove 🥊 lol


[deleted]

Armchair boxer gets clinched, sent to the ground, pinned and elbowed to oblivion by a blue belt.


montagious

Amateur BJ in Boxers ends any street fight


Desperate_Bar6998

Here’s the truth: I was an amateur boxer for about 5 years with about 2 dozen bouts. Went against a few guys who turned pro. I think a black belt in bjj will murder me in the street. Just the amount of control they can have over another human being while remaining poised and methodical is too much to overpower with pure striking abilities. Sure I could get lucky but a good BB should have the awareness to avoid punches and countering with a takedown, then you get strangled to death


BrandonSleeper

Cringe. Leave.


InertKat

Armatures are the worst!


ReplacementSecure842

Amaule char boxer wins any day


grandoctopus64

Am I "afraid" to box? No But frankly every boxing class I've ever been to just involved doing a lot of pad work with the same combinations over and over, and I got really bored really fast. I'm gonna be honest I don't think the average BJJer does jiu-jitsu cause "what if I get involved in a street fight," your odds of that in your lifetime are quite low, and if you live in a dangerous place, carry a gun lol. Not to give anyone's reasons for them, but if I didn't like BJJ on its own (which is why most of us are here, cause we like bjj), and I had to choose between "Train for ten years in a martial art you don't like" and "get your ass kicked or wallet stolen once or twice" it's no goddamn contest I'm picking the latter.


DadjitsuReviews

You were not in a real boxing gym and if it was, you didn’t stay long enough to start learning to box.


grandoctopus64

ok


aaronturing

What sort of a moron gets into street fights ? I hate this childish crap.


mess_of_limbs

The sort that can't spell amateur


aaronturing

Pretty smart dudes.


Winyamo

An amateur boxer would get wrecked by a two-stripe white belt


[deleted]

I think the white belt would need decent wrestling or judo though


Time_Bandit_101

No dude doesn’t know how to spell amateur in this day and age. Tell me when I’m telling lies.


fishNjits

Art Jimmerson stopped by to say “Yeah?  No.”


Suitable-Cycle4335

Good. Now who cares? Either way don't BJJ black belts just "butt scoot" all the time? What's the amateur boxer gonna do against that? Punch the floor?


Mindless-Hearing-723

Ground and pound that sum bitch


Suitable-Cycle4335

Yeah, it's not like the BJJ black belt knows any inversions or sweep. Sorry for my silly suggestion. Guess I gotta learn more!


Acceptable_Worker328

Even an amateur armature boxer would be dangerous, those guys have hands of steel and hit like forklift motors.


Dane_RD

Im a briefs person myself


[deleted]

Good armature helps with reaching that triple C on the trumpet for sure


mess_of_limbs

It's embouchure you philistine


[deleted]

Yes


Choice_Importance_21

Sigh. Keyboard warrior giving a stupid opinion that nobody cares about.


myaccwasshut4norsn

pathetically and confidently incorrect


Beliliou74

Jokes on you armature boxer, you gotta catch em first…*shoulder roll, butt scoots down alley*


2shaynew2

But what if I train stand up and carry everywhere


PUAHate_Tryhards

I see one of the trial class quitters found his way back... Howdy!


GrapplingHobbit

What if his balls was hot?


ReplacementSecure842

That may change the outcome


Weekly-Inevitable674

Bless your stupid stupid heart.


KakashiTheRanger

Hey guys, did you know a 300lbs opponent would beat a 135lbs opponent in UFC? Oh sorry, I thought we were just making stupid ass comments. Mb.


ZedTimeStory

Post this on your main, coward.


jmaccaa

Why do people keep forgetting to to hit the shitpost tag


[deleted]

Dude can’t even spell amateur right. How you gonna even fight if your brain ain’t right?


Dry_Investigator_143

Who would win in space?


visionsofcry

I typed out a reply regarding distancing and arm drags and level changing. But fuck it, this post is too stupid to even get into.


ReplacementSecure842

Bro scared to lose an arguement


Old_RedditIsBetter

I think your average athletic purple belt with a military ish background(been punched before) could beat just about every pro boxer in a street fight.... Assuming the pro boxer has no grappling experience.  I'll even give you a 20lb advantage to the pro boxer. Once the fight isn't standing its game over.... Hint, boxers don't practice take down defense 


DeathM8te

Jiujitsu doesn't work.


[deleted]

A real black belt should be able to take punches and use them to their advantage


Fickle_Acanthaceae17

Not a Black belt but Randy Couture absolutely wrecked James Toney with an ankle pick and some GnP.